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Guest TheHumanCornDog
Viva Video Games

Its 2 A.M and im sure you know
I'm in my den playing PS2
Playing all night on a Kool Aid Fix
Chuggin it down with some Pixie Stix
Shootin up police and hi-jackin' cars
In this life i'll go real far.
Its 3 A.M and i just found out
I am foaming from the mouth.
The PS2 is over heating
This video game will prevent me from eating.
At 4 A.M im gettin dizzy
The PS2 is smoking now
How long can i keep playing?
Its 5 A.M the room has caught fire
I will not stop playing
I will never dier
Viva Video Games
All night long
Keep on playin'
till the fire hits the door.
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[color=darkred]The rhyme scheme seems rather dodgy. For the first 10 lines its a basic

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pattern, and then it changes, which seems almost sloppy. If you're going to establish a rhyme scheme, don't change it. I don't like the ending. It seems stupid. And I think you tried to force the R.S. back into place when you used dier. Was it instead of die, or a word I've never come across? Either way, it seems odd.[/color]
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Well I think its a pretty cute/funny idea, but like Asphyxia said, the rhyming scheme sounds forced.

The only thinK I really can suggest is try working on sentence structure and so on to get your lines to flow smoother.

But yeah as scary as it is I agree with Lady Asphyxia....

(Also for future reference if you want to post a new poem, post it in on of your older poem topics. Don't make two topics for two poems.)
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[color=red] This one I have to admit I do like more. But, yet again, the rhyming is very forced, and it makes all else seem fake and unemotional from my stand point.

Although it is rather cute, I do believe you could improve it greatly.

Just don't force yourself to rhyme. It makes writing so much better and easier upon your part and ours.[/color]
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I actually noticed that on both this and the last one, too.. I just didn't say anything last time.. but yeah, as you all said, the rhyming pattern is dodgy..

It's best to either make it rhyme, or just don't, rather than switching half way through..

but yeah.. apart from that I liked it.. ;)
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Guest TheHumanCornDog
Thnx

Ok I'm gonna post in here from now on
these next two aren't poems there stories.
Enjoy

[url]http://www.geocities.com/xxrobx2/theonly.html[/url]


[url]http://www.geocities.com/xxrobx2/vikingblood.html[/url]

[b][color=003399]Please do not double post, use the "edit" button instead. --Elite.[/b][/color]
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