Writing OtakuProphecies 2

[TheShinje]

[FONT=arial] [color=red] Remember in my Saiyangohan days i wrote theotaku prophecies?, well, i thought I'd do more :), for the newbies, or someone who didn't see the first, OtakuProhecies is writings based on books like Revelation and Zechariah, which are made up, to suit these boards, as a fake fortune is foretold lol.

without further ado, here is the latest offering, depending on how popular it is will determine if another one is made....

see the original and the replies [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12984&highlight=prophecy+prophecies] Here [/url]

THE OTAKU PROPHECIES: A NEW BEGINNING

A NEW LEADER [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/Angelico.gif[/img]

A new leader is coming to you! he is a quality top poster and skillfull thread maker, and he will guide you in the new version that will trouble members greatly, he will calm you after the storm, the storm of what's to come, good or bad, this causes desolation, these are the events leading up to the enthroning of a new leader.

[img]http://www.lapetitecoccinelle.com/emoticon/emoticon/em284.gif[/img][img]http://www.lapetitecoccinelle.com/emoticon/emoticon/em284.gif[/img]

RETURN OF MEMBERS PAST

Brethren, the time approaches when the retun of great members will occur, but you won't know it! The list of returning members sends a shiver up my spine, and, while i don't know these people mentioned brethren, I understand there are some who do, and that the return of these members will cause desolation and anger amongst senior members. I don't know the names, but some people may,
the list of members returning
[B]Shinji
Firemac
Ice dragon
Master o' beans
Tyco
Spamgetta 3.0 (do not rely on this number as it apeears to to change frequently)[/B]

they will dwell among you, and they will each find their own home in one of the six forum groups, which are the 6 strong flames of truth

When this happens, a mass exodous of members will occur, who has seen such a thing! shall 50 members leave in a day? foir as soon as the returning members find their place, many more shall flee.

THE MENACING MODERATOR [img]http://www.lapetitecoccinelle.com/emoticon/emoticon/em312.gif[/img]

Then a moderator shall arise form the returners, and slam down many forums, and even one shall dissapear altogether! the menace shall close many threads, and ban many members, his number shall appear on the boards, and change many times, he will decieve the administrator of the time ahead into believing his fowl lies!

TYCO INTERCEEDS FOR THE INNOCENT

The member called Tyco will stand against the menace, his desire to right a wrong is strong in this vision, he will make a valiant attempt at uncovering the lies to the admin, but to no avail, the admin of this time will ban him [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/Esploso.gif[/img] without looking twice!

THE RETURN OF A FORUM

the menace shal reintroduce the forum of spam, which was full of spam and lies! there were alot of pictures in this dead forum, which had been revived, many avatars and banners clog this forum, and it has become the father of the boards, the forum of spam shall lie at the bottom, where it used to, and shall send its afflictions onto the board and beyond.

THE LAST SIGN - A NEW VERSION

The last sign before a new leader is disarray, many will be in confusion as the boards descend into chaos, the final desecration, the abolishment of instated rules, shall bring forth a new version for the boards, the number of the menace has dissappeared! the admin has discovered his lies and brought forth a new version of boards, which can change as the user decides! and in this day, the music forum shall stand on it's own [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/DJsmile.gif[/img]

A new leader stands alongside the current admin, and he stands tall as a guardian, many may decieve one admin, but woe to anyone who tries to lie to both!

And finally, the menace shall stand trial for his deeds and be judged by the new admin [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/Martellante.gif[/img] and he will no longer decieve anyone, he is gone forever!

but the boards live on past this day, and into a new light

To be continued? [/color] [/FONT]

[Dan L]

HEH HEH!!!!

That is so funny.. so long as it's not meant in a mocking way towards Revelation... which I'm sure it is not ;)

That was pretty good *thumbs up*

[Circ]

That's lollyfull. I love it.

[TheShinje]

[FONT=arail] [color=red] I don't think I would mock my own religion Deus_Ex lol. BTW I'm glad you liked it :) [/color] [/FONT]

[Sara]

[size=1]Thoroughly amusing. Wasn't Tyco Ulitmia's most recent name, tho'? [/size]

[Mist]

[color=crimson][size=1]Nice touch. Very funny![/color][/size]

[Corey]

*Laughs!*
[quote]and in this day, the music forum shall stand on it's own.[/quote]

Oh God I hope not. If the Adventure Arena were to be destroyed I think i would commit suicide.

[TheShinje]

[FONT=arial] [color=red] I meant that it would not be a music,movies and TV thread, instead having one for music alone, and one for the others alone ;) [/color] [/FONT]

[Boo]

IFTVFSIAFOOMCOL

^I found this very funny so I am falling out of my chair over laughing.

[Dan L]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by S@bretooth [/i]
[B][FONT=arail] [color=red] I don't think I would mock my own religion Deus_Ex lol. BTW I'm glad you liked it :) [/color] [/FONT] [/B][/QUOTE]

heh.. yeah that's why I said "which I'm sure it's not" mheh.. ;)

Oh yeah, and about the Deus_Ex thing.. the underscore is gone now ^^.. mheh.. it always annoyed me anyway.. ^^

[TheShinje]

[FONT=arial] [color=red] ok, Sabretooth will not underscore you'r name now, Sabretooth has no uderstading of why Sabretooths taling in third person mode lol,

On another note, This one has been over triple more successful than the first, so another one is in the works, I will post it in this thread, depending on wether this thread is still around then [/color] [/FONT] [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/ALD.gif[/img]