SS5 Gogeta Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 When there was gonna be a crossover with simpsons and the critic episode: Tv: Next is when the Jetson meets the Flinstones. Bart: Ah Oh I sense another cheap cartoon crossover again. ___________________________________________________ The episode when Mr. Burns got shot and the police put a lie detector on Moe: Cops: Okay Moe what were you going to do that night when Mr. Burns got shot. Moe: I was about to go **** off to a Victoria Secrets magazine. (Lie detector starts to jump frantically) Moe: Okay fine to a Sears catalog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Same episode SS5 Gogeta said in the last Quote Lisa: With Mr.burns last strength he landed on W S.To his vision he saw M S,Maggie Simpson. Mr.burns: No, with my last strength swollowed my Gold Filling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest butterfly Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 ralph: it tastes like burning can't remember what he ate, though. and another thing he ate miss hoover: ok, everyone get out their sticks and glue ralph: miss hoover, i don't have any glue miss hoover: ralph, did you eat your glue again? ralph looks up with a glue stick in his mouth oh i love ralph, he is so funny and when homer is on his side on the ground, spinning around in a circle like a mad man and sreaming something crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS5 Gogeta Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Don't forget the one where Lisa is with these college girls and Ralph was about to say that Lisa is his classmate then Lisa stepped on the gas and the car went away. Ralph "Why do people always run away from me?" Then pees in his pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QuickSilver Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Homer: I aint got anger problems. Marge: Yes you have, you are punching the cat as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Mayiessen Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 [color=navy]Hmmm...my favorite quote would have to be from one of the halloween special. Black beard or Red beard(I don't remember):This chair be high says I I don't know why I liked that quote I just do.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 The leader episode Marge: That is my husband your taking away! Man: Well he's our husband now. That Quote really freaked me out. The lemon tree episode. Bart: The one who is in diguise is...BART SIMPSON!!! *The shelbyville kids are confused* Bart: FROM SPRINGFIELD?! Kid: Lets get him! *Bart tries to escape by aiming the paint spray at the ground.* Bart: Uh oh *escapes by stealing Kid's skateboard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 from the episode where the advertisments come to life Lisa-*to the crowd of people* DON'T LOOK AT THEM!!! *everyone stops looking except homer, because the donut boy is waving his giant donut in front of hmer homer-mmmmmmmmmmmmm donut........ lisa- Dad stop looking stop!!!*homer turns away the little donut boy frowns and falls to the ground* this one is in every episode *homer does something stupid* homer-DOH!!! the episode when bart gets a babysitter *bart makes a prank phone call and moe threatens him* Moe-when i find out who you are im gonna carve be name in your back with an ice pick Bart- mty name is jimbo and i live*says his address* *moe grabs the pick and leaves the tavern and shows up and barts house chasing jimbo around barts house* how did you guys remember so many?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future girl Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 i personally am partial to: Duffman: Duffman never dies,...only the actors who play him. * * * * from the episode where homer runs away from a duel and invents tomaco (tomato/tabacco) Ralph: eww, these taste bad. can i have some more * * * * from the episode where they meet john (a gay man) and homer freaks and tries to prevent bart from becoming gay. the scene where all are eating at a diner (except homer) and smither's walks up to them and says to john, "so this is your sick mother" john: not here waland. i know a lot more, just can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maul Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Ralph: "Why does everyone run from me?" *wets pants* Ralph: "Hehe. Dying tickles." Ralph: "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Ralph: "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot." Ralph: "Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy." Ralph: "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." Ralph: "Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours." Ralph: "You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people." Ralph: "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!" Chief Wiggum: " You're right, this does taste like Gramma." Ralph: "Mr. Flanders, you're blinded-ed." Ralph: "Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!" Principal Skinner: "Then here, this will do." Hands Ralph a scouring pad. Ralph: "It's cold and hurty." Ralph: "I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy." Comic Book Guy:"Oh Jar Jar, everyone hates you but me." Homer: "Dudududududududu Fishing*!" *To the tune of the Batman theme song. Homer: "Dudududududududu Batman, I mean, Leader!" Homer: "I get knocked down, I get knocked down again, you ain't never gonna knock me down!" College Girl: "Oooo, a party house." Keg goes crashing through window. Homer: "Where's my keg?" Lisa: "Mom's not going to like this." College Girl: "Who's mom?" Lisa: "Oh, that's, um, what we call the gay guy who lives with us." Homer: "I take a whiskey drink, I take a choclate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.Everytime I here this song, it reminds me of a urinating man!!" That's the best conversation ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 The episode with the man named John [spoiler] to anyone who highlighted this:Thats my name[/spoiler] and Homer thinks he's gay. Bart: Why did you take me to a Factory with Gay guys? Homer: I don't know!!! In the episode where Lisa becomes a [strike]buddist[/strike] Richard Gear: These guys don't know how to meditate Lenny: Who wears short shorts? Karl: I wear short shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 hehehe, love them all Here be a few more. When Marge is at the road rage school. "Keep your merciless rage where it belongs, at home." When Homer gets a job working for Scorpio. "Hey on you're way out, if you would kill anyone for me, that would be a great help." Also "MY GOD! The 59th street bridge!" "Maybe it just collapsed on it's own" "We can't take that chance." "You always say that, I want to take a chance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QuickSilver Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Heres one from the Episode where Apu cheats on his wife. lenny: Pow, Pow Carl: Bang, Bang Moe: Hit with stick, hit with stick. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Skinner: this is all wrong, Dead people stop playing cards, The southern General werent on roller blades. Disco Stu: The South will boogie again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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