Gag Gifts Ideas?

[slasher]

Im going to a christmas party next week, and It is a gag gift thing. Any ideas?

[Kent]

Well, that sorta depends on your age and the age of your friends.

What are they if you dont mind? That could make a world of difference.

[Sara]

[size=1]Do a search for dave barry's gift guide.[/size]

[slasher]

Ages are 13-17 and there are going to be adults who get g.g. too.

[Schrat]

hmm blockbuster gift cards are always good ideas. i used to get that...

[Guest Matt]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Schratn9 [/i]
[B]hmm blockbuster gift cards are always good ideas. i used to get that... [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=red][b]I didn't know a blockbust card was a gag gift! lol

I once got an old tape as a gag. It was a tape about financial success. We all thought it was quite funny. Give someone something they are not expecting. A banana for example. lol.[/b][/color]

[Kent]

Well frankly I cant really come up with much for you.

Most of the best gag gifts I could think of are gags cause they are perverted. for adults only sorta thing. You know. Not to be used but funny to give and embaress the reciever.

so, yea... sorry but Im of almost no use to you.

Ill come back and edit if I think of anything good.

otherwise, buy them something nice that they could use. Thats always nice too.

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]We were trying to find a book like [i]The Kuma Satra (sp?) for the Elderly[/i], for one of our friends...but that might be a little iffy...[/color]

[Genkai]

try MTV's "The Grind". It's the stupidest, yet most unintentionally funny video ever. It's a dance video, stupider than darrin's dance grooves, and much more funny. Best gag gift ever.

Or a piece of paper w/ an "I.O.U. nothing" on it or something.

[Pressure]

[color=purple]Spencers, 6 dollars, this year bc I am lazy, I am buying all of my guy friends those 'Penis Enlargement' placebos. They are just candy, so it won't actually work. For all of my girl friends, the so called 'Boob Busters'.

Here's another one, a bit more expensive, but not that much. Buy a beautiful bag and lots of beautiful wrapping paper and bows and ribbons and such, so that the person recieving the gift thinks they are getting the most fabulous gift ever, then, give them a nose hair trimmer. Happened to me last year.[/color]

[vegeta rocker]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Asphyxia [/i]
[B][color=darkred]We were trying to find a book like [i]The Kuma Satra (sp?) for the Elderly[/i], for one of our friends...but that might be a little iffy...[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

Kama Sutra.......and that is a good idea....I suggest that!!!!!

Spencers like mentioned before is the king of freaky stuff. Check them out.

[Dan L]

Back when I actually worked, my supervisor kept telling me about this "invisible action figure toy" thing that one of the shops sold. In case you couldn't guess for yourself, it's just an empty box.. heh.

Anyway.. I never actually saw one (never even really looked), but that'd be a pretty good gag gift.. heh..

[Bing]

For a gag gift, I would give them like a C.D or something from a band that they really hate! I got given a garage/pop c.d last year. Binnned it straight away! If not that, there are always things like telephone directories, or a leaflet promoting weight loss or something! My friend once got given a big box, and inside it was one little pin badge! That was funny, because he was so excited at the big box. Also the pin badge said something like 'I Love Pop' on it!

[Spikey]

How about write 'scary' on a peace of paper. Then draw what they would look like if they were a vampire, or something. Lol. So funny.

[Red]

[b]Ohhh I could have a lot of fun with this.

1) A scarf - get it for someone who has NO use for it whatsoever

2) A game pad - get it for the console the person doesn't have

3) An embarrassing toy - Something that dances and sings a terrible Christmas tune, make sure they play it in a party or group

4) A mobile phone voucher (UK only I think) - make sure it's for the rival network that the person is currently on, and that it's the cheapest one :)

5) Deodorant - make it seem like you're trying to imply something

6) Revision guides/booklets - say he/she has been trailing behind in the subject that is in the book

7) A membership to an over 21's club (provided they are under 21, lol) - pretty self explanatory

If I can think of more, I'll post them up, heheh.[/b]

[Justin]

I think I"m gonna get this one girl a piece of crappy, trashcan-afied paper that says "It's the thought that counts" on it. It's an inside joke with a person I really don't like very much...^_^

-Justin

[Guest Hikaru Ichijyo]

:D Bet you wouldn't expect this type of stuff out of me but here are some interesting gags.

1.)Hehehe Buy a box of balloons and a box of condoms and switch the two boxes.

2.)Buy the person a Dating for Dummies Guide.

3.)Give the person a bottle of Wine however make sure you dump the wine out first, and substitute it with cranberry juice.

4.)By the person if *he is male* a playboy magazine but switch the inside for a gaming magazine.

:devil: Ack Evil thoughts are running low for now so I'll leave it at that...V_V I'm so bad.

[Pressure]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick Hunter [/i]
[B]:D Bet you wouldn't expect this type of stuff out of me but here are some interesting gags.

1.)Hehehe Buy a box of balloons and a box of condoms and switch the two boxes.

4.)By the person if *he is male* a playboy magazine but switch the inside for a gaming magazine.
[/B][/QUOTE]

[color=purple]Rick, I love you. I am going to do the first one. :devil:

As for the fourth one, no no no, don't switch it with a gaming magazine, most guys might like that. Switch the Playboy magazine with a Home & Gardening magazine.

For Certain People:Punks-Buy them a $50 gift certificate to Abercrombie, and an 'I LOVE AMERICA' sticker, likewise, Hot Topic for preps and an wristwarmer with the Anarchy sign on it..

Elderly-Buy them a Barbie..

3 Year Old-Buy them a James Brown CD..

Church Going Angel Person-Buy them a Manson or Slipknot CD..

Conservatives-Buy them a bumper sticker that says 'I LOVE LIBERALS', a bunch of rainbow colored junk, a tye dye shirt, and a Bob Marley CD..

Liberals-Buy them a book of National Laws, an unabridged Bible, and a book explaining The Stock Market..

Anyone you don't like-Buy them a country CD.. -shudder-

..Me..-The Orgy Candy(behind) CD.. heh heh heh..

The Best:

Buy a man, over 6 feet tall, a pink tricycle..[/color]

[Guest Hikaru Ichijyo]

;) Ok lets add one more to my evil list of gag's to pull on people, this ones pretty good but you'll need a couple of things for it to be pulled off.

First off get a relatively new box of an eletronic device you choose wether it be a vcr, dvd, cd, or mp3 player. Take the old box put a brick or something thats rather heavy inside wrapped around with newspapers and close it back up and try to seal it with surand (sp?) wrap and gift wrap it. Give it to your friend and you definitely have one hell of a gag on your hands.

V_V I really am getting too much enjoyment out of this thread that's not good....:demon:

[Exodia64]

well what I say is you can give the person depending on who they are if they are like someone you dislike and stuff I say by a toilet plunger!
if its someone you like and you still want a gag gift buy silly string.
if its someone who acts immature by like some dolls from a dollar shack.^_^

I know EVERYTHING when it comes to Gag Gifts lol if you ever wanna talk just send me an IM at BadBlackJoker64 on AIM

[Genkai]

For guys - buy them toe socks. it is very offensive to be given toe socks, I would imagie! When they say something like what is this, look at them as if with pity for their slowness, and yell "TOESOCKS!"...

girls- get them some sort of food that i8s lke, 9999999 calories for like, one bite.best on girls watching their weight, obviously. also, you could get them a book that you know they won't read. Tape Playgirl pictures in. Tell them to read it aloud.Sit back and watch reaction.. of course, if they KNOW it's a gag gift thing, thern thats not so good..

[Shinobi]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina [/i]
[B]Back when I actually worked, my supervisor kept telling me about this "invisible action figure toy" thing that one of the shops sold. In case you couldn't guess for yourself, it's just an empty box.. heh.

Anyway.. I never actually saw one (never even really looked), but that'd be a pretty good gag gift.. heh.. [/B][/QUOTE]

The Amazing Invisible Joe! or something like that from the Gadget Shop. It is sooo funny, i loved the thing its was shaped like an action figure box, with the see-through plastic molded to the shape of the figure,but was empty, lol! it was great, i suggest that, you can get it at their website gadgetshop.com.

[enigma]

[COLOR=blue][I]I gots me the perfect idea that you can use. Buy them.....a rubber chicken. That's right, you heard me. Get a HUGE box, fill it with smaller boxes (or bubble wrap if you're short on time) and place the rubber chicken in the middle then wrap up the big box. Hehe, oh the look on their face when they find that chicken. Plus, no one gets offended.[/COLOR][/I]

[Mnemolth]

I once bought a friend a book entitled 'The Wit and Wisdom of [his name]'. Of course it was a 'blank' book. :D

[Jesus Chicken]

AHAHAHA!!! These kick ***! I know what I'm gonna do for my christmas stuff then. Mnemolth, how'd you pull it off and make it look properly? or was it like a diary or some crap?