Writing A Christmas Story.....^_^

[Jinzouningen17]

Alright, this was a little thing that I wrote last year back when I ran an e-wrestling federation known as the DRWF(it was a little skit that I had before a PPV we had known as "Holiday Hell"). But anyway, incase you wanna know, I'm Big Willie-isms(thats my nickname in real life)and I was here tellin the kids a little Christmas story. Its also based on a little dream I used to have, thats what gave me the idea to type this up.

Note: I edited it a bit because there was 1 or 2 nasty scenes in it, plus a good bit of bad language, so I changed it around a little. Another thing you'll see is a thing known as Bolt 45. Incase you wanna know, that was the DRWF's official Sports Drink/Malt Liquer. :D And finally, if any of you are about my age or older, you probably heard of a pimp movie known as "Dolemite". Well, I say a line from that movie, and I think you'll recognize it(it was also used in "House Party 1" and "Bebe's Kids".) But anyway, here is A Christmas Story...Big Willie-isms style. ^_^

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(The scene opens up at a Christmas party for the little kids where Big Willie-isms is sitting down)

Big Willie-isms: Hey now, how yall kids doin?

Kids: FIIIIINE!

Big Willie-isms: Yall wanna hear a little story?

Kids: YES SIR!!

Big Willie-isms: Well, I'mma tell yall the new and improved version of the Christmas Story. So, here it goes. WAY DOOOOOOOOWN in the jungle deep....oh, woops. Wrong story.

Kids: ???

Big Willie-isms: I-ight now, here it goes. Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad, not a creature was stirring, not even a rat.

Kid 1: Uh sir, dont you mean mouse.

Big Willie-isms: Nah, I mean rat. This was in the ghetto. Anyway, back to the story. The stockings were hung by the stove in the kitchen. And everybody's smokin, and everybody's drinkin. The kids were laying down, tucked away in there beds. While a few people stayed up to watch Bill and Ted. While that was going on, Orlando said he would go out for a drive. While everybody is at Club X-Treme, sippin on a Bolt 45. But when out of the living room came a very loud clatter. Big Willie-isms jumped out of his bed with tech 9 in hand to see what was the matter. Away to the front room, I ran like a flash. Like Sonic the Hedgehog, lookin for Dr. Robotnik's and his robot trash.

There wasnt a noise in the living room, but he looked into the kitchen. And what did he see? Fat ol' St. Nick eatin all of the chicken. All of the collard greens and all of the hog maws. Willie was pissed off to the highest level of pisstivity because he ate everything except for the moth balls. The time has come and Willie lifted his gun. And he stated "PUT THE CHICKEN DOWN BEFORE I BLOW YOU TO KINGDOM COME!!" Santa turned around as he dropped the entire pot. Santa began to walk as Willie yelled "STOP!". Willie put his finger on the trigger and began to speak. "Put the friggen chicken down before I put your butt to sleep." Santa hesitated and began to shutter. Then Willie said "FOR THE LAST TIME, PUT IT DOWN FRIGGEN SUCKA!!" Santa then smiled and began to take a step. When BAM! There was a shot to his head.

As the chicken began to fall, so did St. Nick. Willie looked in shock as he said "what the hell. I didnt do it." Everybody ran out of there beds and saw what was going on. And then 5 minutes later, a squad of po po's was on the front lawn. And thats pretty much the end of the story, but as far as you can see. Murder was the case that they gave me....

I'm innocent. I'm tellin you, I wasnt the one that killed Santa.

Guard: Okay Willie, thats enough. Its time for you to go back to your cell.

Big Willie-isms: I'm tellin you man, I didnt do it. Someone else shot him!

(The camera begins to go back as it shows more of the jail house)

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So what did ya think? To see the unedited version of the story, go to [url]http://www.efeduniverse.com/drwf/holidayhell.htm[/url] (so you know, Aimz was a member of the DRWF that I had fired at that time, thats why we somewhat made fun of her in the unedited version. ^_^)

Anyway, tell me whatcha think.

[SS5 Gogeta]

That's really funny. I somehow picture the story as happening in Cedric the Entertainer though. (Can't stop thinking about the Yogi Bear episode. That was so funny.)

[Jinzouningen17]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SS5 Gogeta [/i]
[B]That's really funny. I somehow picture the story as happening in Cedric the Entertainer though. [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm never home on Wednesday nights in time to watch the Cedric the Entertainer show. How was his version of it?