Charles Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his bag he pulled 3 small thin's a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the window with a b-ball bat I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said,"You best get on up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his good toof He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome To tap that booty waitin at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and hearty..... "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 [cOLOr=royalblue]*crosses self* You need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. And you might want to start running away from any people of color that don't like politically incorrect people.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted December 10, 2002 Author Share Posted December 10, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][cOLOr=royalblue]*crosses self* You need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. And you might want to start running away from any people of color that don't like politically incorrect people.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i] [B]Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it? [/B][/QUOTE] [color=red] Yes, in fact, I am. Only I can. Mwhahah. Err...right.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i] [B]Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it? [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=royalblue]Mmm, to put it in one word....yes. :p In my experience, the white boys at my school are all as ugly as sticks, and can not dance. *whisper* freak dancing doesn't count.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu Yu Hakusho! Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I'm sorry, but that is TOO funny!! That reminds me EXACTLY of the boys on my bus.... You are REALLY creative to have thought that up by yourself. I think it's great...and yes, you can get "jiggy wid it" as they put it....I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 OMG! How did i miss this?!? :rotflmao::laugh: *wipes tears from eyes* That was great! i made one of them up, about 2 years back. It was pretty bad, but you got it all ryming, flowing....it's just amazing! PS: Yo White AZZ Can Get Mega Jiggy, Yo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 [SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]My opinion? Well your just being too....whats the word...Ethnic.[/COLOR] [/FONT] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 [b]I thought this was [i]excellent[/i]. Especially since it doesn't seem like something you would do CWB. Brilliant rhymes and a funny way to look at Christmas, lol.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Funny but Ethnic. In my opinion at least, Not that mine matters.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Man that was cool. Great job^^ And yes, white boys can get jiggy with it!lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 man, that is funny as poo. "Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it?"-CWB yes. especially if they say "jiggy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Elite [/i] [B][b] Especially since it doesn't seem like something you would do CWB. [/b] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=red]:smirk: Hah. *Shuts up*[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mitch [/i] [B][color=red]:smirk: Hah. *Shuts up*[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] I do agree, lol.......'nuff Said. I sent this to some of my friends (full credit gave to Charles) and they all thaught it was brilliant! So....YAY go you! lol. Anyway, i think it is great i saved it, straight after i read it :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike speigel Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 :laugh: That was hilarious! :laugh: I almost fell off my chair laughing! That was just so funny! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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