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Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill

Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small thin's
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his good toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home

and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i]
[B][cOLOr=royalblue]*crosses self* You need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. And you might want to start running away from any people of color that don't like politically incorrect people.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i]
[B]Are you saying that white boys can't be jiggy with it? [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=royalblue]Mmm, to put it in one word....yes. :p In my experience, the white boys at my school are all as ugly as sticks, and can not dance.


*whisper* freak dancing doesn't count.[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mitch [/i]
[B][color=red]:smirk: Hah. *Shuts up*[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

I do agree, lol.......'nuff Said.

I sent this to some of my friends (full credit gave to Charles) and they all thaught it was brilliant! So....YAY go you! lol.

Anyway, i think it is great i saved it, straight after i read it :p.
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