Sheikahmon Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 I noticed that a lot of other forums for games/shows I play/watch have humor threads, so I'm making one here. You know you play too much Pokemon when... -Your watch is set to Johto time -Pikachu follows you to school -Your rival jumps you in the halls at school -When somebody gets on your nerves, you pull a :ball: and threaten them with the awesome wrath of your Gyarados! -The SS Anne comes back to Vermillion City -You keep checking at the police office to see if they've jailed Giovanni yet, even though they have no clue what you're talking about See if you can think of a few other Pokemon jokes!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimeAddict Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 - You visit hospitals looking for Nurse Joy - You run up to police officers, adressing them as Jenny - You can actually make this anime face ^_^ - Everything is happy. *cough* Pokemon *cough* Sorry! I just think Pokemon has an optimistic attitude toward everything. ( I used a big word!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 [color=indigo]Heheh... - You try to capture the neighborhood wildlife with homemade Pokéballs, and are surprised when it doesn't work. - You regularly dress as one of the trainers from the game. - You like to run through tall grass, looking for wild Pokémon. - You go into a store and ask for Pokéballs, Super Potions, and Full Restores. - You go out each day looking for Berries on the neighborhood plantlife. - You try to carve a coconut into a Fast Ball. - Whenever you see someone on the street walking a pet, you challenge them to a battle. - You try to store your things in your PC, and end up breaking the floppy and/or CD drive trying to insert the items. - You walk into a fitness center and ask to see the gym leader. Well, that's all I got right now.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bremma Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 -You try to teach your pet parrot Fly, or your pet fish Surf. -When your watch beeps, you start looking for items in the immediate area.(itemfinder) -You save up 1 million dollars so you can afford that bike. -You try to get you cat to learn Pay Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkand Abes Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 -You show off your tin foil badges claiming to join the Pokemon League Tournament. -You are constantly on the lookout for Team Rocket -You try to trade your dog for your friends cat sending them through the PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikahmon Posted December 17, 2002 Author Share Posted December 17, 2002 Hey, this doesn't just have to be "too much Pokemon" gags! I intended for all kinds of jokes to go here! How many members of Team Rocket does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... What's a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Tremaine Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 How do you know when the stadium's level? The Gloom drools out of both sides of its mouth. You know you've watched/played too much Pokemon when: -You walk into a pet store and say 'Wow, what weird Pokeballs.' -You try and take the Olympic Flame to Indigo Plateau -You insist that Mewtwo's somewhere, but you can't remember where. -You walk into a corporate boss's office and start yelling at him about all of the Pokemon he's captured unfairly. That's all I can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 -You gonvince people you own all the pokemon - You get a bike voucher - You ask your little sister to be Misty. That's all I can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebs Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 You know you've played too much Poke'mon when... -All of your Poke'mon die of old age. -You pretend you're a Poke'mon. -When asked where you're from, you reply "Pallet Town" or "New Bark City". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 You know you've played poke'mon too much when... -You think Misty is hot -You think that Claire should have her own fashion line -You carry around that Charizard hologram in your vest pocket just in case This is all i could think of hope its funny. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bremma Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 -You blame Digglet and Dugtrio for your bad garden. -You are distressed whenyou can't find Ponyta riding lessions. -You try to find Cinnibar Island so you can resurect the fossil you found. -You wonder why we just dont teach birds Fly intead of using airplanes. -You frequent the hospital in the winter when tryign to wake furry, sleeping 'Snorlax'. The doctor insists they are bears. -You have taught your goldfish Tail Whip and Splash. Soon will come Bubble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratigyless Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 you know when you have played pokemon to much when you paint an iguana red and attach a flamethrower to his mouth -try to teach a fox how to bend a spoon -and to find the orange islands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 [color=deeppink] [size=1]-When you see fish on the table, and you exclaim "magikarp!"... (baby cousin is guity..) -When you jump off a building and exclaim, "ho-oh!" -When you paint a tennis ball red and white, and throw it at your lawn, saying, "Go Pikachu!" -When you think your pet dog can be healed instantly after taking it to the vet. -When you accuse a Garados for starting a hurricane... That's all I have for now. ^_^; (Too tired)[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 -When you see a gigantic parrot and thinking if it is Ho-oh - When yuo see a raging storm out in the oceans,you tell everyone that Lugia is angry -When your hometown gets a blizzard you think Articuno is there -Asks every Red,Ribbon tied,haired nurse if she's nurse joy. -you keep on getting all 251 pokemon in your pokemon game -you threatened every kid you know that they have Celebi to give Celebi to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [size=1][color=darkblue] Here it goes... -You see everyone with Pokemon/Anime faces. -If you see an accident, you run over and start yelling 'Nurse Joy, come quickly'. -You try and squeeze you little sister's hamster into a halfed tennis ball (I am guilty) -You sing Jigglypuff's song and expect everyone to drop off to sleep Oh, breaking the trend of the 'you know you've had to much...' answers, here's a little joke...How do you get 1000 Pikachu's in a bus? [spoiler]Poke 'em on![/spoiler] Hope you Like it![/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikahmon Posted January 21, 2003 Author Share Posted January 21, 2003 Okay, got another "too much" joke. - You draw Suicune for your art project at school and nearly slap your art teacher out of rage because he thought it was a horse. (And it was a really good Suicune pic! :flaming: ) - You get Celebi and Mew [i] without [/i] Sharking! (no, haven't done that yet, but still... a girl can only dream...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Joeykuba Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Too much Jokes: - You glue a golden coin onto your cats head. -Whenever something goes missing you say "Darn Team Rocket". -You and a friend recite the Team Rocket moto to a group of three kids. - Whenever your cat catches a mouse you say, "Good job meowth! You caught that Ratata just for me!" -You suddenly decide to leave home, with a neighbor hood animal, and go on a quest to become a 'Pokemon Master'! -You see an guy who has a lab, and ask him what starter pokemon he has. -Whenever you get a bad grade, you mentally ask Mewtwo to 'take care' of the teaher. -You write/type 'You watch Pokemon too much if...' jokes. Th-th-that's all folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boothten Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Too Much Jokes: -Whenever you see a dog you yell "Its a Houndoom! Pikachu,GO! Thunderbolt!" -A Horse appears to you as Rapidash. -Whenever you go to a lake, you run around saying "I got a Gyarados! I got a Gyarados!" -You try to give your pet cat, otherwise known as Meowth, a berrie. -You jump off a 100-story building throwing a tennisball cut in half colored red and white, yelling, "Charizard, GO!" Thats all I got, I'll post some more up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastSheikah Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Too Much...: -When you can make a sounds like all of the Pokemon, in order. -When you constantly say the tree outside your window is a Soodoowoodo. (Spelling?) -When you aretrying to make a Pokemon guidebook at the moment. -When you have a hat like Ash's. -When your room is messy and your excuse is, "My Grimer and Muk need a place to stay!" (guilty) -When you try and dig a swimming pool for your water Pokemon -When you find a red colored rock and give it to a Vupix doll to get a Ninetails -When you're posting something like this. (GUILTY!!!!!!) -When every time you see a seagull you call out, "OH! A Wingull! I choose you, Poochyena!" -When you die your hair black and try to make it stick out at the side, grab your hat that looks like Ash's,take your painted red iguana, try to fit it in a painted red and white halfed tennis ball, and hope to get into the Pokemon league. -When you have all of them Pokemon games and have seen every known Pokemon episode, twice. -When you walk into a hospital hoping to see a Chansey. -When you throw halfed,painted, tennis balls at bats. -When you nickname the family dog Poochyena, Mightyena, Growlithe, Arcanine, Entei, Suicune, or Raikou. -When you nickname the cat Meowth, Persian, or Skitty -When you nickname the fish...I think you get the picture -When you search the channels hoping to find your dad, a gym leader, in a battle on TV. (Ruby and Sapphire version) -When you could have sworn that shadow in the water is Lugia -You look in trees and cliff sides to see if you can make a base up there. (R/S again) -When you find yourself constantly babbling about Pokemon. (Um....Guilty....) -You say your dad snores like a Snorlax. I think I'm done now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dragons_pet999 Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 You KNOW u play too much pokemon when: -You teacher asks you too name all the pets you have and you keep her there for 2 hours describing each and every one of your pokemon -You tell your friends you are going on a jouney and set off with a backpack and a belt with those ball looking fishing lures on it -Your idea of fun is walking around the neighborhood with your dog challenging every squirril, rabbit or domestic animal you see. thats all i can think of for now, ill have more later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 How many Roach Pokemon does it take to screw in a lightbalb? A: [spoiler]Don't know, when it turns on, they scatter![/spoiler] you know you've watched/RPed/played Pokemon [b]way[/b] to much- -When you call your pet mouse 'Pikachu' -When you kill said mouse by trynig to jamn a oversized yellow rock down it's throaght trying to evolve it to Raichu -When you watch pokemon then act out the episode afterwards -When you answer the phone, you expect for the computer to show the picture of him/her -When you buy a horse and paint flames on it's back -When your locker has stickies of all 351 pokemon on it -When you threaten to sick your 'Houndoom' (local stray) on your friends if they don't call you 'The All-Mighty Ash Ketchum' -When you are positive that if you try really hard, you can find an owl that's golden (the odd-colored noctowl) -When you tap a spoon into a toy fox's hand How many Nurse Joys are in my neighborhood? A: [spoiler]None, I hope...[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest visser 3 Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 I'll give it a try: To much pokemon: -you get onto a cruise ship and challenge evryone to a pokemon battle. -you wait at the dock expecting the S.S.Ann -you wim out to the middle of the ocea looking for the whirl islands and for some reason you find them.:) -You go to loch ness monsters lake and jump in trying to find a lugia. Thats all for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumkuat14 Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 I'll also try : -you whistle the theme song where ever you go -you say to your teacher can I have a permanent leave from school(manga series) -you find a closed green flower and yell Bulbasaur! -two leaves come at you and you throw a makeshift Poke'ball with a yellow paited rat inside and yell"Pikachu go but don't get hit by razor...*rat runs away*leaf. Thats all I can think of. Open mouth. Insert foot.-Jet Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastSheikah Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 -You purposely get lost in the mountains during the winter to find an Articuno. -You see a broken down house and blame Absol. -You try and teach a chameleon (Kecleon) to stand up on its hind legs and attack with its tounge. <----(hard word to spell) -You try and draw a Pokemon on the computer using only the puncuation marks on the keyboard. (It's WAY harder than it sounds! I tried to draw Charmander like that...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T man Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 I'll take A wack at it. You play play or watch pokemon to much when: - You blame A rain storm on kyogre (ruby and sphire) - You and your friends dress up like ash, brock and misty even though it's not holloween -You see A ho-oh flying over A rainbow -You see A fox and think it's A vulpix -You toss A tennis ball colored like A pokeball near A bird and say it's A spearow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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