Sandy Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Sage, the insane host of Survivor Freakshow: [b]I wish to welcome everybody to the Bollywood Studios here in New Delhi, India. This is the place where the final voting event of Unofficial Otakuboards Survivor: The Freakshow is going to happen. At the beginning there were twelve brave contestants who defied the dangers of my hostile, often even lethal city. Yet the candidates were not quite sane either, so they did pretty well. This is the point we have arrived: two have remained out of the twelve, and the other one of these two will be given the title of the Freakiest Survivor in the World Wide Web. The rules are as follows: EVERYBODY can - and should - vote, and I will return at the end of this week to announce the winner, and hand the prize. Until then, please ASK QUESTIONS from the two candidates (especially you who have participated to this contest). This way you can define your favorite better - and please, you two candidates, ANSWER the asked questions. Finally, I'll introduce the two persons - both women - who are fighting for this title: [u]Athena/Daisy[/u], 20 years old schizophrenic moonchild! [u]Geroshi[/u], 500 years old pervert hamster-hag! Which one of them will be the Freakiest Survivor in the WWW? It's all up to you![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 OK! I have a question for Athena! ....Daisy you stay out of this! my question is: Do you think you will need councelling after this event? and as for Geroshi my question to you is:... What are you going to do if you win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyNicky Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 I don't think I need to ask any questions... I had to live with them... Hey SAGE u forgot to mention your lovely assistant!!! Hmph. Typical celebrity. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 true, I had to live with them too... until I got banished to the Sahara desert! I swear I will be back *ahem* I also know who my vote's going to, I asked the questions just for fun ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 [quote][i]Originally posted by Starlight[/i] [b]OK! I have a question for Athena! ....Daisy you stay out of this! my question is: Do you think you will need councelling after this event?[/b][/quote] [color=blue][size=1]Dear God, yes! Didn't you? ^_~ First of all there was the shock of actually staying in it this far, then being left with Geroshi...(No offence meant, C-l ^^)[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyNicky Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I'm probably the only one who wont need therapy. i felt right at home... Geroshi, how did you manage to live so long anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rain [/i] [B][color=blue][size=1]Dear God, yes! Didn't you? ^_~ First of all there was the shock of actually staying in it this far, then being left with Geroshi...(No offence meant, C-l ^^)[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]No offense taken. Well I'm going to give some money to a ferret organization. Then...Um....I'm not sure. Give myself a little treat.I took vitamins everyday and....now that I think of it..I didn't do anything..I just lived..[/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotenksSSJ343 Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 *walks in with an evil look* good thing I won the lottery after I got voted off now who to vote.....hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyNicky Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 I have a question for the Man - Can we do this survivor thing again sometime? It's been real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 Well, guess what? I just got a PM from [b]Bent Metal[/b], who was interested to be the host of OB Survivor 2, so the future is all up to him now... As for the current voting, the winner will be announced in Tuesday! And lastly, a traditional question for Athena and Geroshi: [i]Why should you become the Freakiest Survivor, and not the other one?[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Geroshi:I should be the Freakiest Survivor because, I look like a freak, act like a freak,and am a freak. I'm so wrinkly you can barely make out my eyee or any other sort of features. Freak:[I]n[/I]Abnormal person or thing;person who is excessivly enthusiast about something(stripping in Geroshis case) I got that out of a real dictionary. And that describes Geroshi perfectly..... Geroshi: Thats a good thing isn't it? Me: Sure whatever.....:therock: Geroshi: Whoever you vote for though is up to you. Now lets strip!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 [color=blue]Athena: Why should I become the Freakiest Survivor? Because I am a freak. I'm a schizophrenic moonchild. My other personality is a nudist, who decides to strip at the most inappropriate times - Daisy: Yep! That's me! Athena: Shut up! I told you to leave me alone! Daisy: Whatever...hey Geroshi, wanna strip? Athena: NO! No one's stripping! *to everyone* And that's why I should be the freakiest survivor...eh heh...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 [color=deeppink] [size=1]*casts vote for Athena/Daisy* Question: What does being the freakiest survivor mean to you? ^_- (Weird question)[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 [quote][i]Originally posted by Juu[/i] [b]Question: What does being the freakiest survivor mean to you? ^_- (Weird question)[/b][/quote] [color=blue]Gee, tough question. Umm...I guess it means I have a legitimate reason for being weird ^_~ lol[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 Sage appears to the stage on an arabic-hindu-themed parade, wearing turban and riding a white elephant. Sage: [b]Hear, hear! We have the winner, and she is: [i]Athena!!![/i] You have made it through numerous weird and sometimes even lethal challenges, seen ten other candidates drop out, and managed to SURVIVE the freakiest show online (thus far). Athena, you have truly Outplayed, Outwitted and Outlast! Congratulations! You have won One Million OB-cash, a luxurious trip around the virtual world, and the title of The Freakiest Survivor On WWW![/b] *Manic partying* ***************** [Athena, the attachment is for you: I know it's horrible, but I'd be honored if you used it in your signature even just for a few days. ;) ***************** [size=1][u]Thanks to:[/u] Iggy, GotenksSSJ343, Circéus, Darkmoon, G/S/B Master, starlight, Digital_Monster, calumon_luver and Rain for participating (NO thanks to Arikel and DarkOrderKnight, who QUIT). [u]Special thanks to:[/u] Faris, who also participated, and then became my annoying - in a lovely way - assistant. [u]Additional thanks to:[/u] All my little creatures in the Freakshow City: Kitty, Slimeel, Minotaur, Cameraman, Androids & other mechanical assistant. Visiting superstars: Celine Dion, Luciano Pavarotti and Darren Hayes The pizza-delivery, CIA for the spying equipments, my manager, mom, dad, the other dad, seven brothers and nine sisters, auntie Gertrude, greatgrandfathers and -mothers, animal-caretaker, manicyrist, pedicyrist, barber, the girl at the bakery, psychiatrist, the other psychiatrist who came after the previous one lost his mind, doctors & nurses at the asylum, the writer of the book:"How To Create Your Own Survivor Contest" etc. etc. etc. and so on. THANK YOU EVERYBODY! [/size] *THE END* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 [color=blue][size=1]I won? I won! Yea! Wow, I can honestly say I didn't expect to stay in this long ^^ Thanks to all the other participants (especially Geroshi and Rabid), you guys were great ^_^ And to Sage, of course, our lunatic host ^_~ Thanks for the attachment *sticks it in sig* One MILLION OB-cash? eep...what do i do with that much money? Wow...*is in awe* And i could really use that trip. I've been needing a holiday. Heh ^^[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Geroshi: Athena!!You won!!!!!!!!!!!Kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You just be so happy. Athena: Its a shocker... Geroshi: I'm not that sad about not winning. Because I'm way to happy for you!! Athena: You want money don't you..:therock: Geroshi: What why would you think that!!??? Maybe just a little bit... Athena: Heres 100$ dollars. Geroshi: Wow, thanks. Athena and Geroshi walked away in the sunset never to be seen again...until that one day when.... Geroshi: Lets strip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyNicky Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 *dusts off her hands and looks at Sage.* Candy: Well that's that over, Sage. Sage: Untill tomorrow night... Candy: Why? What we gonna to tomorrow night? Sage: The same thing we do every night, Candy... Try to take over the world! ~ They're Candy They're Candy and the Sage, Sage, Sage Sage- Candy: NARF! ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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