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Tina: This is getting too weird.
Mushra: *gets up and dusts himself down* Tell me about it.
Tina: I've seen soap operas like this. Usually either the brother or sister dies before they get to know each other.
Mushra: Oooh!
Tina: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Mushra: Uh-huh!
Tina: I mean, we're not really doing anything wrong...
Mushra: Nope.
Tina: We're just... helping things along.
Mushra: Yup!
Tina: *Jumps off the roof and lands on her feet* Let's go.
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Xra: Hey where do you think you're going. Time to take a nap.
*Jumps down after them
Tina: Oh it's Mr. Floppy Ears....er uh oh.
*Xra transformed into his beast form and started chasing the two.
Mushra: What is that thing, I'm getting out of here.
Tina: Mushra, oh get back here.
*The two ran off.
Kray: Hey Xra, long time no see.
Xra: Yeah I know, I came to sign up for the tornament, but I'm a little late.
Kray: You can never turn down a challenge, can you?
Xra: :laugh: guess not...*Notices Kaede* and who might you be?
Kaede: Kaede, this is Samus and that one running is Hotsuma
Xra: A high-class ninja, playing with toys?
Samus: We prefer to be called plushies, thank you very much.
Xra: Oh talking toys, well, I went crazy *Smack :blackeye:
Samus: I said we prefer to be called plushies:flaming:!
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[color=purple][size=1]Samus:HAHAHAHA! stupid boy! no one calls Samus Aran a TOY!
Xra:*laughing at Samus*
Samus:Hey floppy ears! what're you laughin' at!? no one called you so go home to your big eared mommy!
Xra:You wanna die early you over stuffed toy!
Samus:Oooh! nice one what? did your momma teach you that or did Kangaroo Jack do it for ya?
Xra:Why you little!*jums at Samus*
Samus:*steps back and makes Xra miss her*
Xra:OW!
Samus:*holds up a scroll*
Xra(Reading scroll): Do Not Rip Apart Till X-mas!
Samus:HAHA! Samus wins again! HA! i'm #2 you're #1 HAHAHA!
Kaede:Samus....are you aware that 1 comes before 2?
Samus:No LIES LIES LIES! see...........2.....3.....6....17......1.....15....need I say more?
Kaede:-_-..................Samus.......you're a moron.........
Samus:Is that good?
Kaede:If I say yes will you belive me?
Samus:....................is it?
Kaede:Yes Samus.........it is...........
Samus:YEAH! I ROCK! i'm gonna go tell everyone that i'm a moron!
Kaede:You do that and go get Hotsuma away from Fred's sheep k?
Samus:You can't boss me around! i'm a moron so NEAH!*sticks out toung and walks away*
Kray:Is she that stupid?
Kaede:You should've seen the time I told her that wolves where actually sheep in disguise....I told her that they would love her if she wore meat around her neck!
Samus:So that's why I was torn to bits! OOOOH!
Kray:She's not very smart...is she......?
Hotsuma:She once tried to free Shamoo and got eaten then blown outta Shamoo's blow hole........
Kray:Why where you at Sea World?
Kaede:I was ordered to kill Shamoo boy did I fail..........-_-;
Kray(deep in thought):Ordered?........
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Kaede: So, how did you know I was your sister?

Kray: I saw the family birthmark 2 nights ago :laugh:

Kaede: Wait a minute thats on my....PERVERT!!!

SLAP!!!!

Kray: :blackeye: Hey give me a break, I'm a Gemini(they have two personalities) I can't help it. Plus I was originally stalking you.

Kaede: Ha I was right, hey moron I told you it was Kray stalking us two nights ago.

Samus: I the moron oh yea.
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[color=purple][size=1]Samus:Hey......wait a minute........MORON MEANS SOMETHIN' BAD!
Hotsuma:'bout time....I thought you where gonna keep sayin' you where the moron of all plushies........
Samus:YOU KNEW!?
Hotsuma:Yeah remember Kaede took me to pre-school! HAHAHA! while you sat on that filthy dog and said you where a cowgirl!
Samus:Oh yeah huh I remember that time....poor Wuffles..he had to run it to that knifebox......
Hotsuma:You dropped that box on purpose!
Samus:That's what he gets for dropping me into the Shamoo tank!
Hotsuma:Which time?
Samus:The first
Hotsuma:Oh that was me.........
Samus:second........
Hotsuma:me.........
Samus:Lion cage......
Hotsuma:Me.........
Samus:Shark tank.......
Hotsuma:me.......
Samus:The time I almost drowned!
Hotsuma:Which one?
Samus:second.......
Hotsuma:you........
Samus:Oh yeah........what about the second?
Hotsuma:Kaede.....she tried to kill you for taking her cotton candy..
Samus:.............saw?
Hotsuma:I tried but the saw's cord was pulled inches before it would've killed ya........
Kaede:ENOUGH!
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Ryowa walks in with his monkey on his shoulder.

Ryowa: Hey...FAJHA!

Hotsume: Yea, hi...about that FAJHA! thing...do you have to say it all the time?

Ryowa: Yea...Im from a different planet..I only have to say it when Im high!

Hotsume: Getting high is illegal here...especially on a T.V show...and you dont look any different from humans.

Ryowa: High? Illegal?....

Majha: Eee!

Majha runs around jumping on people while Ryowa faints...
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