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[size=1] [font=century gothic] [color=red] This is my third, and possibly final chapter in the otaku prophecies. Read the other to [[url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12984&highlight=prophecy+prophecies[/url]]here #1[/url] and [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17984&highlight=Otaku+Prophecies]here #2 [/url]

This time, I introduce a new aspect. Theotaku.com itself will be written about, also other internet sites will feature, cleverly disguised in the realm of intrigue that has become TheOtaku Prophecies.

[B]Oh an interesting thing happened as well, if you read #2 you will know i said members of the past should return. If you look in the Dragonball forum, you will see that a new member has gone back and bought a thread started by Ice Dragon v2 back to the front page! Wlie this is not exactly him returning, It is very coincidental :faint:
^_^ [/B]
[img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/naenae.gif[/img]
Version Seven Zero

There is a new forum coming to you, but you may not post there! Many people will come to the Powerfull one saying, "why can't i post there" and "is it a glitch?" No, it is MyOtaku.

They will say, "this is not our logo", because it will be unusual to them, they will try to trample it, but with the revolutionary design in his hand, the powerfull one will easily defend his decision to use this gizmo [img]http://digilander.libero.it/ilxnucleo/Emoticon/Idrogeno.gif[/img]

In this forum shall be a member, He will talk like an administrator, and do like a moderator, and have a chest of an Otaku, and fists of members, he will have the feet of a newbie. If those who blaspheme and flame shall try to flame him, he won't hear you, he is deaf to your ridiclous lies! He will go about his way, giving light to the new ones and bringing hope to the old ones. His name is the same as the board he was born in, he is named after his namesake!

A word for theOtaku.com

Woe to you! woe oh woe! [img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/trau34.gif[/img]

well, maybe not that bad :p

A neglected section shall rise again, It will be headed by the Dragon, who has 2 names. And it will have 6 heads with 18 horns! He will bring one third of the members with him who will believe the fallen section and it's pathetic lies! He will lead a revolt against the creator, and will bring the lies of the beast he has created with him. [img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/compi.gif[/img]

Then the was an otaku war on OB7, the dragon took 6 forums hostage and refused to give them up. The beast ripped everyones art to shreds, except the art dedicated to the beast and his many imaes. He will have a number then, each mumeral representing a letter of it's name, let the one who has wisdom understand the number of the forum beast, it is [B]~4-9-7-9-13-15-14~[/B]


And when the beast has decieved all the moderators and bought them to the dragons beckoning, then everyoine will lose hope, But then, an unlikely hero is born! he will smite the dragon from existence, and smash the beast until it is wounded beyond recovery. Bu then it is healed!

The hero, who's name is newbie, will break the stone chains around the beast, lying him down to rest, and recover for a time. When the beast arises, it will be of it's own again, away from the authority of the Dragon.

Then tyco, and others who sided with the beast shall vanish forever.

Theotaku will then go into it's v5 iteration. A reward for those who stood firm,and rejected the beast while he was going thorugh his 'emperor phase'. The dreaded v7, with all it's glitches will be patched up again. The Member with the name of the boards will be prominent in 7.1

A new day will dawn, let there be jubilation! [img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/drink.gif[/img]for the powerfull one has found a way to bring eternal harmony to the boards! with a series of hacks and new utilities, which will think out the villian before the villain speaks!

7.1 will be the biggest thing ever done! It will speak from the host of hosts! and make money for it's creator! It will have all the trappings of 7.0, without the glitches [img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/pcangry.gif[/img]

Be sure no one decieves you, for when 7 comes, everyone will say Glory Glory, when they should say woe!, and The member with the name of the boards will say his automatic piece in that time.

but those who survive to 7.1 will find they simply can't find and alternative to the one and only... [/size] [/font] [/color]
[size=5] [color=blue] [font=century gotuhic] Otaku[B]Boards[/B] [/size] [/color] [/font] [img]http://www.alexander-benecke.de/gif/party.gif[/img]

Hope you enjoyed that, and remember, it is 100% fiction
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[size=1] [font=century gothic] [color=crimson] Thank DA, I'm glad you liked it :)

It seems now that it is not as popular as number 2, (number one was not exactly nuber one on the food chain either) So I guess that's it.

However, I am currently working on an interactive version for otaku gamer. It is quite possible that it's fourth iteration will be as an interactive game that people can participate in. I'm not sure how I will do it, but maybe you write prophecies concerning you, and write storylines about you going back in time to prevent the awful things foretold, heaps of factors can be bought in, and maybe it would work better if you could participate in it, rather than reading my big rant on 'the future'

Ath this point, i will say, watch the Adventure arena sign up. If it doesn't happen in about a month, then it won't. Getting the formula to convert it into a successful game would be the trick, but I'm pretty sure I can do it. [/size] [/font] [/color]
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[b][color=003399]I think it's excellent. Nice use of words and plenty of fun. The numerical thing for the beast seems to spell out "digimon" if you count the numbers along the alphabet. Hope I guessed that one right, hehe.[/b][/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Elite [/i]
[B][b][color=003399]I think it's excellent. Nice use of words and plenty of fun. The numerical thing for the beast seems to spell out "digimon" if you count the numbers along the alphabet. Hope I guessed that one right, hehe.[/b][/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

yep, that's the name of the beast lol.

Glad you liked it ;)

Here are a few other (since there will be no more*) symbols, and their meanings:

The Creator: Adam
The Powerfull One: James (unless the powerful one causes mayhem, then it is just another Forseen upcoming Admin)
Shinji: Is an analogy for someone in complete power, who can dictate everything that can happen
Menacing Moderator: A forseen moderator who will ban for no apliccable reason.


You will also note that these prophecies will 'seem to be fulfilled, that is because they are written vaguely to be applicable in any situation.



*=for the time being
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