Axel--Ignition Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 There has been a sudden rise in "Random Chat Excerpts" from which give many great laughs. Me and Dragon Warrior have been thinking... Why not hold a contest? All you need to do is to post your funny excerpt here. After a week, The competition will begin, where viewers will view and vote on, via posts, the one they like the best. Let the contest begin! Have fun... [center][size=1]By the way, Gavin is cool...[/center][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genkai Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Meh. This isn't an entry, but oh well Rei(friend's random gothy japanese girlfriend): Yo. Me: Whassup? Rei: Yer mom. Me: WHACKAWHACKAWHACKA My pants are singing. Rei: Wanna become lesbians? Me: I'm a guy... Rei: ..and? Me: ¬_¬ That makes it kinda hard to be a lesbian. Rei: Oh. LOL. Just Kiddin. Rei: But seriously nowm let's have sex. Me: Damn, I need kiwis first. Rei: I knew it. The whole thing was a joke, she wasn't serious at all, for those insasne people who don't realize that. Not that Rei isn't hot.. But i have a girlfriend. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrist cutter Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Here's a chatroom conversation that is probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I will not disclose whether or not I participated however ¬_¬;; [url=http://necrophilia.nu/haruka/tord.txt]Click here[/url] It was too long to put in here... but trust me, well worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 Thank you for sharing that, it's hilarious. I hope you do enter. Which person were you? Were you even in it? BTW: Gavin, stop, you are spamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Lets just stick to the entries and any responce to any entry. This crap between each other needs not be here. It's spam and you know it, so why do you keep doing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [color=#507AAC]I never save the chats that I have with Otaku members (I mean, the multi-person chats). If someone else has saved 'em, you should post 'em here. They are usually pretty funny. ^_^ My conversations with Weh and Final Flash are usually pretty funny as well...shame I never save 'em. ~_~[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [spoiler][color=#00ff00]I normaly have some pretty funny ones. Look at Liam(C2)'s sig. I've been posting them in my sig. Any way putting up this one, thought it was a good play on words. [/color][/spoiler][quote]I've seen an op /kick through a concrete firewall. Men have emptied entire scripts at them and hit nothing but $null.[/quote] [spoiler][color=#00ff00] I'll add the one I want to enter in this post and other funny ones later in the week. (edit) So don't delete it. :D[/color][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Musahi Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by James [/i] [B][color=#507AAC]I never save the chats that I have with Otaku members (I mean, the multi-person chats). If someone else has saved 'em, you should post 'em here. They are usually pretty funny. ^_^ My conversations with Weh and Final Flash are usually pretty funny as well...shame I never save 'em. ~_~[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=darkred]I have a very small part of the Wehs getting married chat. I didn't talk much because I was playing ping pong. DeathKnight V4: Zeh, what were you talking about? Afnanno: just felt like saying it was on DeathKnight V4: Sir Zeh: beacue he looks up to you... Afnanno: it'd be scary if it was DeathKnight V4: Oo; SSJCyko: *is back* Welcome me back... Sir Zeh: you ask why neh tolerates ya DeathKnight V4: *Bows to Dan* DeathKnight V4: ^^ DeathKnight V4: Yea. DeathKnight V4: He doesnt look up to me. DeathKnight V4: Lol. GothicDarkChi: I'm hungry... Sir Zeh: maybe... Afnanno: because then that'd mean Neil would be a 30 year old artist that works on TV, and has probably been stalking us all since his ss4444 days* DeathKnight V4: Psh. Come on. Neil is Neil. DeathKnight V4: He doesnt need ANYONE to look up. Sir Zeh: *gives tori food* GothicDarkChi: Yay! SSJCyko: I'm hungry too. ^ ^ DeathKnight V4: Especially not a silly kid. Soviet Weh: I need to look up to everyone. Soviet Weh: I got little quirks from different people. Soviet Weh: *nods* Afnanno: whatcha get from me? Afnanno: o_o Sir Zeh: *gives cyko an....* Soviet Weh: Things. Soviet Weh: Um. Soviet Weh: Um. Sir Zeh: garbage can Soviet Weh: I got Um. Soviet Weh: I never used to say Um. Soviet Weh: You say Um. Afnanno: oh SSJCyko: A garbage can eh? Sir Zeh: me? Soviet Weh: Noooo.. AJ. Soviet Weh: Zeh. Sir Zeh: garbage can full of good stuff o_O Soviet Weh: Learning to talk with no grammar at\\eakkkklll.,.. SSJCyko: yay! Afnanno: what you get from zeh? DeathKnight V4: The one thing everyone gets from me is charm, grace, skill, and witty remarks like this one. Sir Zeh: nooooooooo gamma! Soviet Weh: *nods* Sir Zeh: and the word **** Soviet Weh: gamamm thers thno tgrammr herre. Afnanno: I get a beating and a damn fine chase from ken* Sir Zeh: ken gives that to all Soviet Weh: ...No wait.. Soviet Weh: Zeh.. Soviet Weh: didn't I.. DeathKnight V4: Yes. and the word ****. Soviet Weh: Say FDUCKT or something. DeathKnight V4: Mother ****ers. Sir Zeh: yes. SSJCyko: Ken.......it says your not on...... Afnanno: lol DeathKnight V4: Eh? Soviet Weh: It's MOFU OR MOFO? Afnanno: lol SSJCyko: on my buddy list.. DeathKnight V4: Hey. Sir Zeh: Moomeh... DeathKnight V4: Same with you. DeathKnight V4: O_o; Afnanno: mooonshine Soviet Weh: MOFU! Soviet Weh: MOFU! Soviet Weh: TOFU! Soviet Weh: TOFU! SSJCyko: That is messed up......................! Soviet Weh: Tother ****er. DeathKnight V4: All I need now, is the razor blade. Soviet Weh: Moomins! DeathKnight V4: Muahah. Sir Zeh: wEh is deh bard tgamma kin gto halls! Soviet Weh: Ken. SSJCyko: brbr Soviet Weh: Just remeber.. Soviet Weh: it's not mofo. DeathKnight V4: Zeh- What the ****? Soviet Weh: it's mofu. Afnanno: mooooooooonshine Sir Zeh: Ken- where? Sir Zeh: Ken- Really? DeathKnight V4: Doink- Haha. Soviet Weh: i era dhave ,nbad jngsmme ist ivery baddd? DeathKnight V4: ... Sir Zeh: Ken- Amazing! DeathKnight V4: Tori. DeathKnight V4: Kill Them. Soviet Weh: Tori eats wormies!! Soviet Weh: *giggles* DeathKnight V4: Dont ever do that again. DeathKnight V4: That was scary. Soviet Weh: Whoootrr? Afnanno: lol Sir Zeh: weh Sir Zeh: get married to Ajeh Sir Zeh: now! Afnanno: no! Soviet Weh: BYE,. Soviet Weh: HAS TO GO Soviet Weh: GO HAS TO DeathKnight V4: Ooo. What would be cute Afnanno: I'm the marrier guy Afnanno: I not get married Soviet Weh: BYEEE Soviet Weh: BYE! Sir Zeh: BYE DeathKnight V4: is Mini-Tori getting married to someone. Sir Zeh: BYEbNYEBYE Sir Zeh: BYE Sir Zeh: BYE Sir Zeh: BYE Sir Zeh: BYE Afnanno: bye Afnanno: lol Soviet Weh: byebeyeeb Sir Zeh: beyeyeybe Sir Zeh: bye wh! Afnanno: weh laters0rz Sir Zeh: hi Sir Zeh: my name is Ajeh DeathKnight V4: Dead. Dad. Da. D. . Sir Zeh: and i suck non-cock DeathKnight V4: WAKE UP TORI Afnanno: she is asleep again probably DeathKnight V4: Dreaming about me. DeathKnight V4: rofl. Afnanno: lol Afnanno: no DeathKnight V4: *drums along to Soulfly* DeathKnight V4: Ah shut the **** up. Afnanno: mini-ken Sir Zeh: *wakes up the tor of the i* DeathKnight V4: Nah. Afnanno: ew...lagness DeathKnight V4: Its vice versa for Mini-Ken. DeathKnight V4: Since Mini-Ken has only had Tori as a mother/supporter, he dreams about her alot. Sir Zeh: my name is Afnanno: right DeathKnight V4: Yes. I plan my characters intensely, as any good former D&Der should do. Sir Zeh: non-mini Zeh Afnanno: hates lagging Sir Zeh: phone Sir Zeh: brb Sir Zeh: *is back* Sir Zeh: loooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooool Afnanno: g2g DeathKnight V4: later. Afnanno: later everybodeh! Afnanno: what's a D&Der? DeathKnight V4: Dungeons and Dragons. DeathKnight V4: *shakes head* Idiot. Sir Zeh: bye Afnanno: oh Afnanno: that one GothicDarkChi: *Yawns* DeathKnight V4: Truth - its like a tragedy. Truth - its like a tragedy. Truth - Its like a tragedy. La la la. Afnanno: lol Afnanno: *goes now* Afnanno has left the room. DeathKnight V4: FORGET THAT! *turns to SoAD* ANARCHIST MUSIC Sir Zeh: *ats tori* DeathKnight V4: Can you break out?! Can you break out?! Will you live at your own pace?!?!!?!?!? GothicDarkChi: *is "ats"ed*? DeathKnight V4: I will save the Queen. Sir Zeh: yay! Sir Zeh: no u wont DeathKnight V4: Yes. DeathKnight V4: I will. GothicDarkChi: College ish scary! DeathKnight V4: Tell me about it. 2 years till I gotta do that. Sir Zeh: like... Sir Zeh: um Sir Zeh: 12 years for me DeathKnight V4: Barely the age to drive and i'll be graduating. DeathKnight V4: --; Sir Zeh: no college Sir Zeh: lol Sir Zeh: same Sir Zeh: i'm a young'in Soviet Weh has left the room. DeathKnight V4: Gifted and Talentteedddd.. DeathKnight V4: Man that was rockin in first grade. GothicDarkChi: Only four people left, eh? DeathKnight V4: Heh. DeathKnight V4: And Dan is asleep. GothicDarkChi: I'm not in college yet...just applying. SSJCyko: No.... DeathKnight V4: Yea. I'll prolly go out of state. DeathKnight V4: To escape my past. DeathKnight V4: Go that way. SSJCyko: I was playing ping pong with my mom..... DeathKnight V4: Oo; DeathKnight V4: Ah. You suck. I want a ping pong table. SSJCyko: She won....:-( Im depressed... DeathKnight V4: No ****. SSJCyko: Shush ken. DeathKnight V4: I thought the dots were there for overdramatic pyschological guilt for us. DeathKnight V4: --; SSJCyko: -.- DeathKnight V4: :P SSJCyko: Now WE are the only people talking.. DeathKnight V4: Yes. DeathKnight V4: Tori is busy with Kevin, me thinks. DeathKnight V4: Zeh is masturbating. DeathKnight V4: Lol. SSJCyko: Heheheeh.' DeathKnight V4: I should be masturbating. DeathKnight V4: >_>; SSJCyko: What did I miss anyway,,, DeathKnight V4: But I usually do it later on in the evening. Sir Zeh: -_- Sir Zeh: Zeh is talking to KEvin... Sir Zeh: --_-- SSJCyko: Sure.... SSJCyko: -____________________- Sir Zeh: *kills cyko* Sir Zeh: n00b... Sir Zeh: the disease caught you DeathKnight V4: No. He's friends with me. Sir Zeh: you had to be killed SSJCyko: screw you........*is dead* DeathKnight V4: He isnt a newb. SSJCyko: Lalala. Sir Zeh: screw me? Sir Zeh: no thinkies.. SSJCyko: Hehe..... Sir Zeh: females only.. Sir Zeh: i'm not like ken. SSJCyko: I was kidding around...... SSJCyko: but THAT was mean... DeathKnight V4: Heh. I'm hetero. SSJCyko: Amen to that budddah DeathKnight V4: If no one on Earth ever made a joke about themselves, we'd all be Neil. DeathKnight V4: So, I go with the flow of the chat. DeathKnight V4: o.- SSJCyko: Ah... Sir Zeh: learnrneneheheenehen SSJCyko: Sir Zeh = ?????? DeathKnight V4: Cloud/Tasis. SSJCyko: Tasis? Sir Zeh: i'm the oldest noob... SSJCyko: Oh yeah... DeathKnight V4: He's an immature punk. DeathKnight V4: Kidding bro. DeathKnight V4: Lol. Sir Zeh: 2 years and counting o_O SSJCyko: now I remembers----- SSJCyko: o_- SSJCyko: Where did break go anyway...... Sir Zeh: Soviet Weh has left the room. Sir Zeh: there SSJCyko: Umm, but this is his wedding...... DeathKnight V4: Not anymore. Sir Zeh: it's ken's funeral DeathKnight V4: Yes. DeathKnight V4: It is. Sir Zeh: because he'll end up killing himself one dya SSJCyko: *cries* I'll miss ya ken. DeathKnight V4: Yes. DeathKnight V4: I know. Sir Zeh: Ken: Mother****er! Slit my wrist to deep! *dies* DeathKnight V4: But then again, many great people have faked suicide. GothicDarkChi: ........ DeathKnight V4: I could fake suicide DeathKnight V4: and go off and adventure. GothicDarkChi: Tu-Pac did. DeathKnight V4: ^_^ Just adventure. DeathKnight V4: Find my sister. Visit my friends. DeathKnight V4: Then I could die a happy man. Sir Zeh: heh Sir Zeh: joy. Sir Zeh: you could go see your little sisters ^_^ SSJCyko: That would be fun. ^ ^ DeathKnight V4: Joy. Rapture. Happiness. I succumb to Death. Sir Zeh: *doesn't kill ken* SSJCyko: Tu-Pac didn't fake SUICIDE........ GothicDarkChi: *Sits here staring* GothicDarkChi: I was joking. Sir Zeh: yay! DeathKnight V4: You know whats cool. SSJCyko: What? GothicDarkChi: Me. DeathKnight V4: Is juggleing three phones at once. GothicDarkChi: Heh... DeathKnight V4: And Tori. DeathKnight V4: Lol. GothicDarkChi: ^_^ Sir Zeh: and not-meeeeeeee!!!! SSJCyko: Erm obviously me.....mr.cyko DeathKnight V4: Remember last night, Dan? DeathKnight V4: I gave you my phone number in the chat, and you called immediately to my dismay. SSJCyko: Ummm, yah DeathKnight V4: I taught you DeathKnight V4: ;P SSJCyko: It was funny. DeathKnight V4: Yes. DeathKnight V4: Indeed. Sir Zeh: lol @ gonny DeathKnight V4: Dan: *calls* Sir Zeh: thats cyko's new name DeathKnight V4: Ken: *picks up* ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr DeathKnight V4: *hangs up* Sir Zeh: Gonny. DeathKnight V4: dan: oo; SSJCyko: Gonny? Sir Zeh: yes DeathKnight V4: Gonny. Sir Zeh: Tori needs a cat scan DeathKnight V4: people call me Fluffy. DeathKnight V4: Oo; SSJCyko: whered ya get that from//// SSJCyko: Gonny..... DeathKnight V4: Fluffy? DeathKnight V4: Gonny? Sir Zeh: "The fluffy and Gonny show-ooooo-w!" DeathKnight V4: Gonny. Sir Zeh: mis-spelled jonny o_O Sir Zeh: lol SSJCyko: hehe. Why would I be jonny.... Sir Zeh: why not? SSJCyko: same reason I am.. Sir Zeh: Gonny... Sir Zeh: l Sir Zeh: o Sir Zeh: l SSJCyko: Look in my siggy! Sir Zeh: no! Sir Zeh: i hate you! Sir Zeh: i hate you, for all your worth! SSJCyko: why... DeathKnight V4: Lol DeathKnight V4: . SSJCyko: because I = Gonny SSJCyko: you gave me the name damnit Sir Zeh: AFI is good punk.... Sir Zeh: *nods* SSJCyko: But...why all the hate? Sir Zeh: no poetic device Sir Zeh: *nods Sir Zeh: BECAUSE Sir Zeh: I Sir Zeh: HATE SSJCyko: .... Sir Zeh: THE YJFKAJFOOOAYYYYYYYYAFAJJA KFOI-HHAJDKKA Sir Zeh: if you can pronounce thta, you het a cookie Sir Zeh: get* SSJCyko: *pronounces it* SSJCyko: where is my cookie? Sir Zeh: sure you did Sir Zeh: *gives him a respect cookie* SSJCyko: *eats it* SSJCyko: *spits it out* SSJCyko: this tastes like snit DeathKnight V4: Yujudge-fakah-ahhjuh-fooooooahhhh hhhiiiiiiiiiiiah-fah-jjjjah.. DeathKnight V4: .. DeathKnight V4: **** that. DeathKnight V4: ==; SSJCyko: thats easy! DeathKnight V4: **** j00. DeathKnight V4: **** j00z. DeathKnight V4: **** j00z n J00z. and Jewz! SSJCyko: nazi DeathKnight V4: Nah. DeathKnight V4: Before-Christ Babalyonian? DeathKnight V4: Mebbe. GothicDarkChi has left the room. SSJCyko: Ah, screw this... I wanna ride my bike...or somethign DeathKnight V4: Heh. DeathKnight V4: Where you headed? Sir Zeh: home Sir Zeh: to hell. SSJCyko: wherever.... Sir Zeh: i go here! Sir Zeh has left the room. DeathKnight V4: Oo; DeathKnight V4: He's an odd one. SSJCyko: yea.... SSJCyko: but aren't we all? DeathKnight V4: Say, Later tonight you might could come over. DeathKnight V4: If my mom doesnt mind. SSJCyko: I could now.... DeathKnight V4: Hmm. SSJCyko: Bike + me = meet j00 DeathKnight V4: At my house? SSJCyko: wherever *OnlineHost*: Unknown "//" command. *OnlineHost*: SSJCyko rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2 SSJCyko: woo DeathKnight V4: Hmmmmm. DeathKnight V4: Wanna chill outside my house? DeathKnight V4: I got like a basketball net and ****. DeathKnight V4: Oo; DeathKnight V4: but supper is cooking. DeathKnight V4: I dunno. Might as well, what the hell. SSJCyko: ok. DeathKnight V4: Wait. SSJCyko: o...k DeathKnight V4: Supper is going to be ready in 4 minutes. DeathKnight V4: how long do you think it will take you to get over here? SSJCyko: 10 maybe 20... DeathKnight V4: Hmm. DeathKnight V4: Lets wait till I go eat supper. SSJCyko: maybe 5 :p SSJCyko: ok DeathKnight V4: Then i'll go outside afterwards. DeathKnight V4: *leaves chat* And others with Ken. DeathKnight V4: *sneezes* OtakuCyko: ::Kicks j00:: DeathKnight V4: *sneezes* OtakuCyko: ::Sneezes the sneeze of death:: DeathKnight V4: *sneezes the sneeze of life* OtakuCyko: ::sneezes the sneeze consuming everything, past present, future, life, death, and the whole univerese:: DeathKnight V4: *sits down* OtakuCyko: ::You know when your beat:: OtakuCyko: Now i am accidently putting stuff in ::s DeathKnight V4: *Sneezes the sneeze of everything is back* DeathKnight V4: ^^ OtakuCyko: ::sits down and eats ramen glaring at j00:: DeathKnight V4: :P OtakuCyko: Ramen is the perfect 12:41 snack DeathKnight V4: No it isnt. DeathKnight V4: *Kills him* DeathKnight V4: o.- OtakuCyko: Than what is it DeathKnight V4: Its the perfect 24/7 snack. DeathKnight V4: booYAH DeathKnight V4: :P OtakuCyko: meaning it would still be the perfect 12:41 snack DeathKnight V4: Nope. DeathKnight V4: casue 12:41 doesnt fall on one of the 24 hours. DeathKnight V4: it falls in between. DeathKnight V4: Gotcha. OtakuCyko: ...::eats more ramen and glares:: DeathKnight V4: ^_^ OtakuCyko: I'll win soon enough DeathKnight V4: Nope. OtakuCyko: you can't deny your demise ------------------------------------------- OtakuCyko (3:15:06 AM): What are you doing? DeathKnight V4 (3:15:13 AM): Killing you. DeathKnight V4 (3:15:15 AM): *kills you* OtakuCyko (3:15:21 AM): *dies* Eh. I love Aim. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 There's no way I'm gonna read all that! As soon as I find my one about the Gower Gang Bang I'll post it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [color=blue][size=1]This is the best convo I can find right now. Deus, Duo Maxwell and I.. it's one of the weird MSN convos we have ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Deus:[/b] heh.. "NEW CHEWABLE COCAINE, GET IT FROM YOUR LOCAL NEWSAGENT'S NOW!!!" [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] it relieves headaches, stoach aches and even period pains [b]Rain:[/b] hmm....I gotta get me some of that stuff! [b]Deus:[/b] *hands Duo a packet* [b]Deus:[/b] *hands Rain a packet too* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] *looks at it* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] I don't need it I'm done for the next three months [b]Rain:[/b] uh...excuse me sir...what do we do with it? [b]Deus:[/b] chew it.. hence "chewable".. heh [b]Rain:[/b] *chews it* bleh! tastes like plastic! oh, you have to open the bag first...sorry ^_^ [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] *pockets her packet* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] *cough*cops*cough* [b]Deus:[/b] COPS!!! RUN!! *runs* [b]Rain:[/b] *sits there with a stupid look on her face* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] heh... drug dealers.. so paranoid [b]Deus:[/b] RUN, RAIN.. RUN!! [b]Rain:[/b] *to cop* can you open my bag? please? *innocent eyes* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] lmao [b]Deus:[/b] LOL [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] *falls over and squishes a random cat* [b]Duo Maxwell:[/b] oh for crying out loud not again! ~~~~~~~~~~ Hey, Deus or Elite, post up the potato convo ^_^ That was hillarious![/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duo Maxwell Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 *looks at all the convo's she has saved* o__O oooboy... [size=1] DM: *insert a whole bunch of those guy and girl pictures from MSN* DM: TACKLE!!!!! Deus: whoa.. DM: its my army Dan... says: cool. You got an army.. DM: its a good army, male and female, black and white. I'm not sexist or racist Deus: cool. Always a good thing DM: yup, hey when I send em does your screen dance? Deus: don't think so DM: *insert the pics again* Deus: no. it doesn't. DM: aww... they used to make my screen dance now they just pop up Deus: I don't know whether they used to make my screen dance. cos this is the first time you done it to me ^^ DM: me and naomi started it... she attacked me so i attackked her Deus: heh.. cool Deus: a war.. DM: .... yes.... a war.... .... Deus: ..yes.. cool... DM: .... >> << *throws chloroform at him* you know nothing about this meeting Deus: .... Deus: I know everything about this meeting DM: ... *nose twitches* Different Conv. Deus: Mo-Chan!.. hey, DM: Hiya DM: before you ask, I'm fine cept my finger hurts Deus: whoa.. you predicted my question.. was that another psycho moment? Now for one with Rain in it (there are a lot of these) Deus: damn.. I couldn't invite her in.. why is it that you can?.. heh DM: I own her soul thats why Rain: she's here.. Deus: heh.. no you don't..heh.. she was in MY sig first ;p Rain: *is amused* DM: no I stole it before, you never said anything about her soul Rain: when? Deus: I owned it but didn't know it.. heh *steals it back* Rain: WAIT! DM: *yoinks the soul back* she likes me owning it! Deus: *yoinks* I'm more responsible ^^... kind of Rain: can I choose? Deus: um.. ok DM: I said I'd look after it! I have morals!! Deus: I have more morals!! heh DM: I have higher stanards than you! Rain: and you were gonna let it eat sushi and watch NGE DM: exactly! I was gonna look after it till it grew up and could leave and go back to her Deus: yeah exactly.. that comment was aimed at YOU.. heh I'm older and more experienced in the keeping of souls.. ^^ Rain: ok, this is making me tired...you guys can fight over my soul... DM: I have more than you! Deus: you have to judge though.. Rain: hmm...if I put this in my sig...I'd own both your souls! MWAHAHAHA! or not DM: I stole all my friends soul's and now yours!! *yoink* *puts his soul in a seceret place* Deus: ..no.. I own my own soul.. cos I said my own name in my sig first.. heh ^^ back when I registered.. heh Rain: my head hurts...you weirdos, so...now we're fighting over who owns Dan's soul? Deus: Let's just fight for everyone's soul.. heh Rain lets auction off our souls! DM: wait, wait, wait, Danny and I own each others souls at respective times... o_O we both share your soul cause you are in both our sigs... and we're in each others!! Deus: Rain.. you can have James's soul.. Rain: WHAT?! Why would I want THAT?! Deus: OK.. deal, Mo-chan ^^ DM: I have lost my own soul!! Rain: heh...wait, I can see an upside to owning James soul...*evil grin* DM: lol Deus: heh[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [quote][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell[/i] [b]Deus: Rain.. you can have James's soul.. [/b][/quote] [color=blue][size=1]So [i]I[/i] own his soul! *steals James's soul from Duo* Here's another one.. after crapping on for a while about how tired I was: [b]Rain:[/b] we need a 12 step plan to recovery [b]Deus:[/b] hmm.. firstly you have to admit you're tired... [b]Deus:[/b] then I suppose you give yourself a pat on the back.. [b]Deus:[/b] step 3 could be.. find "tired people in need" [b]Deus:[/b] 4: actually talk to the people [b]Deus:[/b] 5: go home [b]Deus:[/b] 6: try to get to sleep [b]Deus:[/b] 7: fail [b]Deus:[/b] 8: buy a new bed [b]Deus:[/b] 9: try again [b]Rain:[/b] sounds good so far... [b]Deus:[/b] 10: fail [b]Deus:[/b] 11: eat a whole cow [b]Rain:[/b] o_O [b]Deus:[/b] 12: after that, you're bound to get to sleep [b]Rain:[/b] can we skip that step..? [b]Rain:[/b] number 11 [b]Deus:[/b] no.. it's the vital step[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duo Maxwell Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rain [/i] [B][color=blue][size=1]So [i]I[/i] own his soul! *steals James's soul from Duo* [/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] No you don't I asked him for it fair and square, you didn't want to so you miss out :P *Yoinks Jame's soul back* This just happened recently, Shane was trying to get me to go to his school for a day, the thing is he lives in Scotland... Shane: why not hide in someones suitcase? DM: lmao Shane: whats funny about that? DM: I dunno... yes I do... when they pick up their lugage me jumping out and saying surprise! Shane: u dont gotta jump out like when they pick it up at the other end u make sure u gotta kinfe n as they carryin it along u slice the side open n fall out on to the groud n then fix ure tie n walk away casually, thats what i do when im in some kind of fight like jut walk out fix my tie then walk away causally DM: I don't have a tie :bawl: I need a tie!! Shane: jump a bussiness man at the airport n steal his or i know go find a family goin to scotland who got a gurl about ure age then like jumpo the gurl n hide her in a closet n trade cloths n then u go in her polace n no one will be the wiser that one cant fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Heh. All are very good. I'll start copying and pasting them into a file so they can be judged soon by Axel or whoever or whatever and say whatnot. You know I have plenty of deviously evil chats. Hence the ones in my sig and Axel's sig. But I'll scrounge up some more. I'm not the kind of person to save a convo. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 [color=red] Heh. Here's one from yesterday... Gurthang16: Boogana somad....er...right. Gurthang16: :made that all up: ShyGuy51185: ? ShyGuy51185: What does it mean? If it means anything at all...? Gurthang16: It means nothing. Complete gibberish. ShyGuy51185: I like gibberish, Gurthang16: Mundana sorahca? Gurthang16: :) ShyGuy51185: Anyway... >,<" ShyGuy51185: How are you? Gurthang16: Yeh? Gurthang16: Good. Good. Gurthang16: Yourself? ShyGuy51185: I'm doing good. My workload seems to be shrinking, so I might be able to enjoy a few minutes of online fun for a change. Gurthang16: Oooo. Gurthang16: ooooooooooo Gurthang16: Fun? What's that? ShyGuy51185: I'm not sure. But I'm told that it can be quite entertaining. Gurthang16: :shrugs: I dunno. Gurthang16: I think they lie. Gurthang16: I really do. Gurthang16: Come in here dear boy and have a cigar, you're going to fly....bleh. Gurthang16: Having some of that 'fun' yet? Gurthang16: Hmm? ShyGuy51185: Not so much, so I'm doing some work instead. Gurthang16: lol ShyGuy51185: What have you been up to lately? Gurthang16: Well, not much. Enjoying my 4 day weekend via test exemption. Gurthang16: Ah, and I'm taking Journalism starting Monday, next semester. ShyGuy51185: cool, I hope you enjoy it. Gurthang16: Mmm. I dunno. I just want to join the paper. That's why I'm taking it. I might like it, and I might not. Not sure yet. Gurthang16: What classes you taking next semeseter? Gurthang16: *semester ShyGuy51185: I'm taking what I am taking this semester, except that I am changing Economics to Government, and Science to some sort of elective course. Gurthang16: Oh. Gurthang16: Don't like Economics, eh? ShyGuy51185: It is only a one semester course. Gurthang16: Oh. Gurthang16: Did you learn how to steal money? ShyGuy51185: Unfortunately not. Gurthang16: Did you learn money's green? Gurthang16: Did ya grow money? ShyGuy51185: No, we didn't grow money. Gurthang16: Why not? ShyGuy51185: Because you need pixie dust to grow money, duh. Gurthang16: Duh....money can be grown. Gurthang16: I've seen it. Gurthang16: Haven't you? It's that elusive Moneysiphulnora. Gurthang16: Found only in Fort Nox, and The Green House. Gurthang16: It is only grown in extreme harsh conditions pertaining wet showers of acidic green rain, along with never ceasing sunlight. ShyGuy51185: Actually, the spelling is "Fort Knox" Gurthang16: Geez shy, where have you been? Gurthang16: No, it's a different one. Gurthang16: Fort Nox, you know, the one with the lard nox? ShyGuy51185: Oh, I'm sorry. Silly ol' me Gurthang16: Yeh, silly you. Gurthang16: Pfft... Gurthang16: I should so put that in meh sig. Gurthang16: It' Gurthang16: *it's pure genious. Gurthang16: Don't you agree? Gurthang16: Hmm? And, why not, here's another... Gurthang16: I'll smack you... ElCrazyWhiteBoy: O.o;; Gurthang16: :gets out hammer: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :gets out own hammer: Gurthang16: :puts away hammer, brings out driver's license in wallet, showing CWB: Gurthang16: :runs into car, and stops directly an inch from CWB: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :Starts to melt: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Gurthang16: :opens window: Gurthang16: :screams: Do it, or else :flings fist up in threatning manner: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Noooooooooo Gurthang16: Do it! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :-* Gurthang16: :revs engine: Gurthang16: vrrooom, vrrrooooooooom. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: =-O Gurthang16: You have three seconds, my dear crazeh man. Gurthang16: 1 Gurthang16: lol Gurthang16: 0 Gurthang16: 0.5 Gurthang16: 0.78 ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :jumps over car like Matrix: Gurthang16: 1.5 Gurthang16: :puts into R: Gurthang16: 2.5 Gurthang16: 2.56 Gurthang16: 2.67 Gurthang16: 2.78 Gurthang16: ... Gurthang16: 3! Gurthang16: :hits gas pedal as hard as he can: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :extends palm towards car and shoots ki blast: Gurthang16: :car flies forward, rear-end total wreck: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Muahahaha Gurthang16: :flies into tree: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :slowly walks over, feet cruncing on glass. Chops tree with palm: Gurthang16: lol Gurthang16: :car falls down, hitting stray pedestrian: Gurthang16: :it saves its fall: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: hehe ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :tips cap to pedestrian: Gurthang16: :revs engine: Gurthang16: vrrrooooooooooom, vrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :throws monkey wrench into engine Gurthang16: :engine stops: Gurthang16: :sputters: Gurthang16: :mitch tries to start it: Gurthang16: :no dice: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :jumps on hood like a wild monkey: Gurthang16: :jumps through window like wild bill clinton: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: =-O Gurthang16: :falls on grass, glass cuts all over his face: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Uh oh Gurthang16: ? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: bill clinton is pretty toufh ElCrazyWhiteBoy: *tough Gurthang16: :stand slowly up, clutching injured arm: Gurthang16: :puts hand out: Gurthang16: :biiiiiiiiig baaaaaaang ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK: Gurthang16: lol That's all I've got as of now.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genkai Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 This opne isn't all that funny.... Only the beginning is.. Meh. I'm jopussen.. KatyKatKitKat: hi jopussen: Hi. My pants attack kitties. jopussen: lol jopussen: So... KatyKatKitKat: uh ok jopussen: *does jig* KatyKatKitKat: u seem active KatyKatKitKat: VERY active jopussen: 0_o you're stalking ALAN RICKMAN!!!!!!!!! jopussen: How'd you know?????????? 0_o jopussen: *does jig* KatyKatKitKat: yea... KatyKatKitKat: ok jopussen: I have a confession to make. KatyKatKitKat: uh, ok jopussen: I killed your boyfriend. jopussen: The other one. jopussen: ^_^ KatyKatKitKat: wat other 1? KatyKatKitKat: wait wat? KatyKatKitKat: who? jopussen: *glances around* *points accusing finger* You know who!!!!!!!!! KatyKatKitKat: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ur confusing me jopussen: it's that weird one... KatyKatKitKat: im soooooooooooooooo confused!!!! KatyKatKitKat: who r we tlkin bout? jopussen: I killed him. Yes, I killed Harry Potter ^_^ KatyKatKitKat: ok KatyKatKitKat: thats fine with me jopussen: *does jig* Had to get that outta my system... Now, seriously.. KatyKatKitKat: i never liked him jopussen: So.. KatyKatKitKat: ok jopussen: ^_^ jopussen: How're you? KatyKatKitKat: fine, i guess jopussen: Good........ KatyKatKitKat: ok jopussen: w000000000000000000000007 jopussen: wrong IM ^_^ KatyKatKitKat: k jopussen: So..........Clifff.........is yer boyfriend. KatyKatKitKat: yes jopussen: word. He's my home-dog-g-peep-hood jopussen: So, didja like the bahtmitzvah? KatyKatKitKat: yea.... KatyKatKitKat: sure KatyKatKitKat: yes jopussen: You know what are weird? Oranges. I mean, it's like, this squisy ball wish sections with a rough orange substance around it, and we EAT them. KatyKatKitKat: well, they taste ok so y not eat em? KatyKatKitKat: i mean a lot of candy look strange KatyKatKitKat: but candy is very good jopussen: Well, milk is weird too. KatyKatKitKat: so is orange jusice with lots of pulp jopussen: I mean, seriously, who wants to drink stuff that comes out of some dangly things under a cow? KatyKatKitKat: but cows are cool! jopussen: Yeah, but think of drinking milk as like, squeezing a liquid you know nothing about into yer mouth from a cow's utter. jopussen: *does jig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 [color=deeppink] [size=1]Here's the makeover one between Ken and me. ^_^ Memorable Ken and Juu moment...... ---- Juuthena: Kenna!! DeathKnight V4: *bows* Miss Juuthena. Juuthena: Wanna play makeover? Juuthena: ^-^ DeathKnight V4: Sure~! DeathKnight V4: Lets do it! DeathKnight V4: ^_^ Juuthena: Mkay~! Juuthena: Are you more ova Coral Pink, or Crimson Red? DeathKnight V4: Hmmm Hmm Hmm. DeathKnight V4: Crimson Red! DeathKnight V4: ^.^ Juuthena: Mkay~! Juuthena: Are you more ova perwinkle, sky blue, tangerine, or coffee? DeathKnight V4: Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm. DeathKnight V4: Skye Blue. Juuthena: Mkay~! Juuthena: Do you like, wanna dye your hair, so it's like, super kewl~? DeathKnight V4: Definately! DeathKnight V4: What color, Juu? Juuthena: Depends on you, Kenna~! DeathKnight V4: Lets tryyyy.. DeathKnight V4: Red. Juuthena: Great Choice, Kenna~! Juuthena: Hmm.... Juuthena: *puts bunches of clothes in front of Kenna* Juuthena: Choose one~! DeathKnight V4: The Leather Skin Tight Dress With Matching Whip. Juuthena: omigosh! That looks so totally awesome~! Juuthena: ^.^ DeathKnight V4: ^___^ Juuthena: *dumps bucket of red paint on Kenna's hair* Juuthena: ^.^ DeathKnight V4: Oooo.. DeathKnight V4: Nice. Juuthena: *combs and blow-dries it* Juuthena: Mkay~! DeathKnight V4: Beautiful. DeathKnight V4: You are great at that. Juuthena: *bows* Juuthena: Totally~! DeathKnight V4: *bows to her* ^_^ Thankies! Juuthena: Here! You try putting on the make-up~! Juuthena: ^_^ DeathKnight V4: *puts makeup on* DeathKnight V4: There we go! Now its your turn, Juu! Juuthena: Mkay~! DeathKnight V4: Alrighty! Now. What do you wanna start with? Juuthena: You can choose the colors, Kenna~! ^_^ DeathKnight V4: MmmmKay. DeathKnight V4: How about Goth Juu?! Juuthena: oooooo Juuthena: mkay~! DeathKnight V4: *puts gothic makeup on Juu, puts dark blue highlights in her hair, and dresses her in a black dress that trails along the floor* Juuthena: omigosh~! Juuthena: You are like, so professional~! DeathKnight V4: Totally! DeathKnight V4: ^.- Juuthena: Totally~! DeathKnight V4: Now, We look totally kewl! Juuthena: *Jube walks in and spills water on Kenna* DeathKnight V4: x.x; Juuthena: Jube: Whoops. o_o Juuthena: Juu: ... DeathKnight V4: *Kills Jube* Juuthena: *Jube dies* Juuthena: *marshmellows surround Jube, and carry him away* DeathKnight V4: Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Juuthena: Totally Juuthena: *watches marshmellows carry Jube away* DeathKnight V4: *sneezes* Like i'm allergic to dead people DeathKnight V4: >_> Juuthena: Aww Juuthena: *hands Kenna a tissue* DeathKnight V4: *sniffle sniffle* DeathKnight V4: Alllll Better DeathKnight V4: ^.^ Juuthena: ^.^ DeathKnight V4: lets like DeathKnight V4: Listen to some totally awesome music Juuthena: Mkay~! DeathKnight V4: *takes out a pop CD* DeathKnight V4: *pops it in Juu's CD player* DeathKnight V4: ^_~! Juuthena: ^.^ DeathKnight V4: *dances along to song, whipping whip* Juuthena: omigosh! These songs are like totally awesome~! Juuthena: *gets whipped* DeathKnight V4: Like, Oh my gosh! I'm so totally sorreh! Juuthena: That was like, totally mean~! Juuthena: But, it's okay Kenna. Juuthena: I'm sorry too~ DeathKnight V4: *hugs her sister like* >_> My baddddd Juuthena: *sniffles* Juuthena: *hugs her back sister-like* DeathKnight V4: Like, You are such a good friend. Juuthena: Like, you are too Kenna. Juuthena: ^_^ DeathKnight V4: ^ _ ^~ DeathKnight V4: So like.. You wanna do something Juuthena: hmm.. Juuthena: Let's make friendship bracelets~! Juuthena: ^.^ DeathKnight V4: Kewl! Juuthena: *starts stitching* DeathKnight V4: *does the same, happily* Juuthena: *finishes and grins* Juuthena: Mine's like, pink and purple~! You like? DeathKnight V4: Definatelllyy! DeathKnight V4: Mine is gothic, just for your special look tonight! DeathKnight V4: ^.^ Juuthena: Oh wow! Juuthena: Thanks so much!! Juuthena: Here's one to match your totally kewl make-up~! DeathKnight V4: Kewlllllll! Juuthena: *swaps friendship bracelets* DeathKnight V4: *puts it on* Juuthena: ^_^ Juuthena: *puts it on and admires it* DeathKnight V4: You look so kewl with it on Juuthena: You look so totally kewl too, Kenna~! Juuthena: *jube walks in* DeathKnight V4: *Ken walks in* DeathKnight V4: *Ken kills them all* DeathKnight V4: *walks away* Juuthena: *Jube blinks* Juuthena: *Follows Ken back out* Juuthena: *Comes back in marshmellow form* Juuthena: ^ The Juuyness! DeathKnight V4: *comes back as her faries form* Juuthena: *gasps* Juuthena: How come you get like, a totally kewl form, and I don't? Juuthena: *crosses arms and pouts* DeathKnight V4: cause I like Fairies~! DeathKnight V4: You like marshmellows. Juuthena: True ^_^ DeathKnight V4: So like... ... I think thats how it works. Juuthena: You're so smart Kenna~! DeathKnight V4: Thank Youuuu! Juuthena: I wish I were smart like you~! DeathKnight V4: But like.. how do we get back to normal, Juuthena? DeathKnight V4: *tilts head worriedly* Juuthena: *tilts head and thinks* Juuthena: Aha! Juuthena: Kill Ken and Jube! Juuthena: ^.^ Juuthena: *pulls out marshmellows* DeathKnight V4: *casts fairy magic and Ken just sneezes* DeathKnight V4: K: .. Juuthena: *throws a marshmellow at Jube's head* Juuthena: *watches marshmellow bounce off Jube's head* DeathKnight V4: ... DeathKnight V4: Like.. We need a gun or something[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syk3 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Well, I'll post some funny ones here when they come along. ^_^ But for now, my entry is the one in my sig. o_O Don't...ask... [b]Syk3 26[/b]: Don't make me tap the sign... [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: whats that? [b]Syk3 26[/b]: *taps the "still busy" sign* [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: right [b]Syk3 26[/b]: [i]*tap tap tap*[/i] [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: right right right [b]Syk3 26[/b]: [i]*TAP*[/i] [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: RIGHT [b]Syk3 26[/b]: [i]*TAP TAP TAP TAP*[/i] [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIG...ah heck with it [b]Syk3 26[/b]: [size=3][b][i]*TAP!!!!!*[/i][/b][/size] [b]Syk3 26[/b]: *breaks sign* [b]GosanTrunks[/b]: thats huge [b]Syk3 26[/b]: You're going to have to pay for that -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 [b][size=1]The one I'm in right now! EDIT: *cuts a lot out so it doesn't seem as frightfully long* RE-EDIT: *cuts more so it seems piffy; and also splits into separate parts that everyone can read separate and don't get scared by the chat size as a whole*[/b] [i]You have just entered room "for the sake of nonboredyness."[/i] [b][u]Part One[/u][/b] Sama Bot V1: Juu and Ajeh shall follow. You should invite some people too. DeathKnight V4: Liam = Mail = Anthrax incident = Global Worry. Afnanno: them folds...I knew them DeathKnight V4: *Arrests Liam.* Silver Statue c2: *gets arrested* Silver Statue c2: o.O; Sama Bot V1: Juu isn't coming in Afnanno: maybe she's been replaced by an evil clone Afnanno: Buuthena or something Afnanno: *shrugs* Silver Statue c2: nah..she's working on summat, an rpg I think Afnanno: oh Afnanno: I'm supposed to be working on my coursework Afnanno: I have to re-do it for the third time >_< Afnanno: polishpolishpolish Silver Statue c2: o.O; Afnanno: I didn't mean eskimo Polish! Silver Statue c2: *dances around, performing some irish jig* Sama Bot V1: only us 3 are talking Silver Statue c2: *shifty* Afnanno: that's because Ken is planning with Buu about a plot to control the world using subliminal messages in OB RPGs Afnanno: ..or something [b][u]Part Two[/b][/u] Silver Statue c2: *hides in a corner and sells the story to the CIA, MIA, ASIO, FBI, MI6 and the assorted press Silver Statue c2: *counts all his cash* Afnanno: ASIO? Afnanno: that's a stupid acronym-thing Afnanno: reminds me of '***' DeathKnight V4: *** ee oh., DeathKnight V4: The new thing from Sony. [b][u]Part Three[/u][/b] Afnanno: semjaza's making toast, I bet Afnanno: or so the rumours weh fed me would have me believe Sama Bot V1: gah! Afnanno: what's wrong with toast? Afnanno: not that I like toast or anything.. Afnanno: ..I prefer my bread soft, fresh, egged silly and untoasted Semjaza Azazel: I don't even eat toast... heh Silver Statue c2: *dramatic music* Afnanno: yes you do! Semjaza Azazel: I was making some pizza... is all. Afnanno: pizza... Afnanno: everyone sooo believes you Silver Statue c2: *more dramatic music* [b][u]Part Four[/b][/u] Afnanno: *wonders why he isn't doing any capital letters* Sir Zeh: i am liamc2... Sir Zeh: he is not Sama Bot V1: *laughs at YOU* Sir Zeh: *kills him and give AJeh all the evidence* Afnanno: no more capital letters! Sama Bot V1: wha? Afnanno: i am too lazy to press 'shift' Silver Statue c2: o.O Afnanno: except for symbols, and stuff Sir Zeh: ajeh! Afnanno: yeah = yaeh <-- that should be a person Sir Zeh: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=19643[/url] Sir Zeh: a very small part o_O [b][u]Part Five[/b][/u] Afnanno: maybe I should post this one? Sir Zeh: i like mine in my sig... DeathKnight V4: YAY Sama Bot V1: POSTAGE of my chatroom I made. Bwuaahahahaha Afnanno: *goes to see* Sama Bot V1: You said YOU were gonna do it. Silver Statue c2: ...... Afnanno: damn you cyko!! Afnanno: I be thinking you were Kenness Afnanno: silly same colour theme [b][u]Part Six[/u][/b] Silver Statue c2: *twitch, twitch* Afnanno: liam sounds like that kid with the coffee shop from South park Afnanno: um...Butters? Sama Bot V1: twitch!!! Afnanno: I forgot who.. Sama Bot V1: Twitch damnit Afnanno: oh, right Afnanno: o_o Silver Statue c2: *lies on the floor twitching* Silver Statue c2: THE UNDERWEAR STEALING LEPRECHAUNS! Sir Zeh: yes. Sir Zeh: i am a lepperch... Silver Statue c2: CAN'T YOU SEE THEM? Sama Bot V1: Your a lepper zeh? PLaying too much red faction 2 I see Sir Zeh: i just.... Sir Zeh: um... Sir Zeh: yeah! Sama Bot V1: [url]http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-10-22&res=l[/url] Sama Bot V1: ^ That is was I be talking about Syk3 26 has entered the room. Afnanno: skysky DeathKnight V4: BONHOLIO! Afnanno: Benvolio! Afnanno: oops Afnanno: did capitalize Silver Statue c2: .......... Sama Bot V1: Good story [b][u]Part Seven[/u][/b] *OnlineHost*: Sama Bot V1 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 1 *OnlineHost*: Afnanno rolled 2 1-sided dice: 1 1 *OnlineHost*: Sir Zeh rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 2 Afnanno: wow Afnanno: triple pairs, with the help of cheatification *OnlineHost*: Syk3 26 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 1 Sir Zeh: O_O Afnanno: one each *OnlineHost*: Sir Zeh rolled 2 1-sided dice: 1 1 Syk3 26: woah, 4 people rolled double ones!!!!! Afnanno: yes o_o Afnanno: you keep thinking that skysky Silver Statue c2: *confused* Syk3 26: o_o *OnlineHost*: Sir Zeh rolled 2 1-sided dice: 1 1 Silver Statue c2: uh...online host? Silver Statue c2: who? *OnlineHost*: Afnanno rolled 1 1-sided die: 1 Sir Zeh has entered the room. Afnanno: whee Afnanno: *finds his missing dice* *OnlineHost*: Afnanno rolled 2 1-sided dice: 1 1 [b][u]Part Eight[/u][/b] Sir Zeh has entered the room. Afnanno: whoo Sama Bot V1: lalala Sir Zeh: a-lalal Syk3 26: Moo. Sir Zeh: abdul jalal! Silver Statue c2 has left the room. Afnanno: liam did go to make anthrax Afnanno: Ken was onto him ¬_¬ Sir Zeh: ken is ON TOP of him. DeathKnight V4: *Arises from the depths of Hell and Kills Zeh* DeathKnight V4: ^-^ Sir Zeh: *dies* Sir Zeh: ****... thats the third time today! DeathKnight V4: Remember folks, cussing is the lowest form of vocab. DeathKnight V4: So, **** cussing. Sama Bot V1: watch your ****in mouth DeathKnight V4: Man. **** that. Sir Zeh: stop the ****ing cussing! Sama Bot V1: shut the **** up Syk3 26: who the hell is cussing?!! DeathKnight V4: **** YOU ALL Sir Zeh: **** you. DeathKnight V4: >_< Sama Bot V1: **** it all **** this world **** everything that you stand for Sir Zeh: don't **** me!!! DeathKnight V4: Well. **** that. DeathKnight V4: *****s Zeh* DeathKnight V4: ****. That ****ing rocks. Sama Bot V1: *un-****s zeh* Sama Bot V1: HA, you ****er Sir Zeh: thankies ^_^ DeathKnight V4: **** YOU ALL DeathKnight V4: *****s them all* Syk3 26: ack! Sir Zeh: *kills ken* DeathKnight V4: *Becomes undead* [b]There.[/b][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 It does pale in comparision, but I found it amusing. [b]Afnanno:[/b] *section-izes it too* [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] huh? [b]Afnanno:[/b] *shrugs* [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] O.o [b]Afnanno:[/b] I've finally gone insane [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] yes [b]Afnanno:[/b] before I was hovering over the border [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] you've started talking to the voices [b]Afnanno:[/b] you're a voice too? [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] yes [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] and we've held a council [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] we want you to stop bothering us, or we'll take legal actions [b]Afnanno:[/b] and you made some sort of final verdict over me, right? [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] exactly [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] now, BURN THEM LADDIE! BURN THEM ALL! [b]Silver Statue c2:[/b] *maniacle laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Rain's already put up the cocaine convo.. heh.. Soon as I next get into uni I'll put up: 1- the 300 foot potato convo 2- the "what's happening to my font size??!?" convo and whatever else I find All my saved convos are on the network at uni, so I can't get them from home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Juuthena [/i] [B][color=deeppink] [size=1][/color] [/size] [/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]That was freakin' hilarious.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vampire: Ed Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 [b]Now heres how a couple of intellectuals talk to one enother.[/b] [img]http://www.spokesmanreview.com/images/pg13rate.gif[/img] TheRob578: well, i'm experiencing a little feminine itching. TheRob578: ouch. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: We were talking about how I've got that Nicholas Cage sort of cool going on, man. Where in the blue blazes did that come from? TheRob578: isn't it obvious? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: nope, I'm afraid it isn't. TheRob578: : pulls out large chalkboard and draws diagrm: i'll make this really clear. when i see Nick Cage, i itch in my pants. is that feminine itching? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: No, I think you have bigger problems than that.O.o;; ElCrazyWhiteBoy: since you're a male and don't have that area to itch. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: look, I'm cool with you as a friend and all, but I don't need a stalker. :gives back the Nick Cage coolness: Now I know why you remind me of kevin. O.o;; TheRob578: no, no, you've got it all wrong! i didn't mean that way! nicolas Cage is a big hairy freak. all that fur makes me itchy. 4 itchy tasty. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Hell no. Please. TheRob578: What? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: 4 itchy tasty. Not the Resident Evil jokes again man. Not now. TheRob578: ill be right back, I have to go bake brownies. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. I could go for some brownies. Will they have nuts? TheRob578: nuts? sure. Oooh :rubs stomach: Might be some corn too. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: O.o;;;;;; TheRob578: you still don't get it do you? maaaaaaan, I have to squeeze some logs! Make some bricks! Unwrap the fudge! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: You nasty mother---I don't know why I even talk to you! >:O TheRob578: Well,I'm going to go, or I'm going to go! See what I'm sayng? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: -_- ;; [i]45 minutes elapse[/I] TheRob578: phhhhheeeew, back. ElCrazyWhiteBoy; Jack. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: took you long enough. TheRob578: I think I set new records with that one. my dogs and cats are lying on their backs with there feet sticking up in the air. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: What the hell is wrong with you? TheRob578: Que? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Can we change the subject? You're taking away from my Nick Cage-ness. TheRob578: hey *******, does this disgust you? it disgusts me that you want to be that big fuzzy peice of ****. TheRob578: You still there? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: You do know that you're a lot like a christmas tie? TheRob578? Herm? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Loud and useless. Boom shaka laka! TheRob578: You had to add that in? boomshakalaka? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: For your benefit I've made up a word custom tailored to fit you. TheRob578: golly what's that? i can't wait to here this. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: *hear* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: fugalar. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: That's your word. TheRob578: what the **** is that? TheRob578: fugular? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: no one wants to be a fugular. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: why? because then, they'd be in the same class as you. ^^;; TheRob578: right. :flip off: sit on it and spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Vampire Ed- :toothy: Anyway, I'm late coming in, but here it goes. Read away! Desbreko145: *posts* Desbreko145: Finally, it's over! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :tosses confetti: Desbreko145: *collapses on the floor* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: hehehe ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Someone! Get a doctor! This one is exhausted! Desbreko145: Doh! *edits mistake* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: *Desbreko returns to find that OB is now in its tenth version and Zelda is no more* Desbreko145: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :Sad music plays: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: You've made it in time for the funeral though Desbreko145: Whose funeral? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: The Zelda forum's ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Alas, it was a good forum ElCrazyWhiteBoy: But it died so young Desbreko145: I can keep it alive! Just give me a chance! I'm back now! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol ElCrazyWhiteBoy: This sounds like a nigthmare, hehehe Desbreko145: *does CPR on Zelda forum* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Hehe, the legendary Link has returned! All is not lost! Desbreko145: Indeed! [u][b][I]The sequel[/u][/b][/i] Desbreko145: I will not touch your hammer! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: [I]Oh, but you have[/I]. Look at the location. Desbreko145: No! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :Forces hammer in your face: Desbreko145: I refuse! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: It's stiff and freshly waxed. Desbreko145: AAAGH!!! *runs* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :chases you around with hammer raised: Desbreko145: NNNOOOOO!!!!! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Haha, you are powerless to stop me. Mod rod who? My tool is the longest and most powerful of all! Desbreko145: OH YEAH?!?! *chops your hammer in half with the Master Sword* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: [I]Okay, that's going to leave an everlasting impression[/i]. :Wobbles away: Desbreko145: Booyah! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: But wait! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: This is the magical land known as the internet. Soooooooo.... ElCrazyWhiteBoy: *pulls out a bigger hammer, a Swedish Hammer* Desbreko145: Ohhhhh... Not good... Desbreko145: *runs for it* ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Well, remember, you're Robin. The caped crusader is sure to rescue you. Desbreko145: No, no I'm not! Just let the Robin thing go! ElCrazyWhiteBoy: oh man ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :stomps feet: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: C'mon! Let it be our special thing! Desbreko145: No. Absolutely not. I don't do that sort of thing. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :snaps finger and releases the Robin thing; watches it flutter away. Waves teary-eyed: [i]Goodbye[/i]. Desbreko145: Thank you. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :Sniffles: No problem. [i]And I am not crying[/i]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 [color=red] ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :Hits you with hammer first: Smitch! Gurthang16: Wha...wha... Da...da...:remembers he is James ***** now: ElCrazyWhiteBoy: haha Gurthang16: (I can't talk) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol Gurthang16: (I can send thought bubbles) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol ElCrazyWhiteBoy: a comic book Gurthang16: (can you hear me) Gurthang16: (?) Gurthang16: (hello, this is major tom to ground control) Gurthang16: (?) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: can't ElCrazyWhiteBoy: wait ElCrazyWhiteBoy: is that you king kai Gurthang16: (I am...) Gurthang16: (I am...) Gurthang16: (...Who am I?) Gurthang16: (I'm James's *****!) Gurthang16: (Can you...King Kai) Gurthang16: (...err...what the hell) Gurthang16: (that wasn't me) Gurthang16: (Crazy Frat Bot, can you hear me?) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: O.o;; ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :shoots you with spirit bomb: Gurthang16: (It may stound a little stange, since romans can't completly understund muh teleputhy) Gurthang16: (wuts dat?) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Yeah Gurthang16: (Whut dat flyin' arnegy boomb thung flyun' thru spuce?) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :you die: Gurthang16: (Hmm...carn't hur you, Crazay Frat Bot?) Gurthang16: (What was thut crazay frat bot?) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: i'm crazy frat boy Gurthang16: (Hmm? Crazy Fat Butt? What?) Gurthang16: (I can't hear you. You're too fuzzy) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: :teleports to where you're at and punches you: Gurthang16: (Ouch) Gurthang16: (That fruckin' hart!) Gurthang16: (That rally Fruckin' Hart!) Gurthang16: (I must *** thus to tah chute convarstation thrighed) Gurthang16: (Dun't to thunk?) Gurthang16: (Crazy Snatch Bot? You thar?) Gurthang16: (I have four munitens) Gurthang16: (I wull *** ut now) ElCrazyWhiteBoy: is about to eat ElCrazyWhiteBoy: crazy dude Gurthang16: (Dumn yu run pie fuuniess) Gurthang16: (Thus us meh in chuns) [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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