Writing Be A "Sailormoon" Villain!

[Manic Webb]

Do you think that Sailor Moon's villains kick so much arse that you'd like to be one? Well, follow these 8 easy steps and you'll have Sailor Moon beating you down with giant glass hearts in no time.

[b]Step 1: Head to Earth[/b]
Leave your home planet of "Dark [NAME]" and find some silly and useless reason to go to Earth. It can be anything; Jewelry (worked for the other villains), your lost pet, a good bowl of Ramen-- whatever you want.

[b]Step 2: Find A Target and Set Camp[/b]
Now that you're on Earth, it's time to find a place to attack. Of course, the most obvious target on the entire planet is the island of Japan! Park you huge space vessel and your peanut gallery of servants in the middle of town or floating just above it. Don't worry, no one ever notices flying UFOs and circus tents. And they forget about giant trees over-night.

[b]Step 3: Begin Attack[/b]
Establish your main servant and the 3 or 4 generals who server him/her and have one of the generals send a mindless monster to attack the nearest shinto temple, arcade, or city park. Make sure your monsters are made of either eggs, playing cards, shadows, mirror pieces, or any everyday object.

[b]Step 4: New Strategy... barely[/b]
After your generals have failed for 20 episodes straight, bring out a new set of generals who are stronger, but lack even more in personality and like-ability. And, now that Sailor Moon has an all new power which makes her stronger, find a new way to attack. Attack completely useless people in hopes of making Sailor Moon give up the item you've been looking for (the Ramen/jewel/pet).

[b]Step 5: Manipulate A Sailor[/b]
You're Losing miserably. What do you do? Injure, brainwash, kidnap, or take the life-force of one of the sailors. If you're a woman villain, you may want to kidnap Tuxedo Mask, instead. This way, you can disable the sailors and have your way with the prince of Earth. Guys may want to take Sailor Moon herself, but she's not as easy as her boyfriend. In either case, Chibi/Mini Moon is always a good alternative.

[b]Step 6: Show Down[/b]
Ok, so kidnapping one of the good guys backfired when he/she tried to kill you and rejoined his/her friends. Now, the whole litter is one their way to your hideout for a final showdown. No worries. Just send your most powerful monster/servant to kill them. (of course, this servant would have killed them all easily if you would have just sent it after them BEFORE Sailor Moon upgraded her power)

[b]Step 7: Back-Story[/b]
Of course, you've been gradually revealing your back-story little by little throughout the season, but now it's time to bring it on home. You have two options...
[b]Option1:[/b] Explain how you knew Sailor Moon in another time, in another life. Tell how you've always been jealous of her and what/who she's always had. Now, you must have the [bowl of Ramen/jewel/pet] to rule the galaxy and prove that you are better than her, you extremely petty person, you.
[b]Option2:[/b] Tell how you come from a place the sailors have never heard of and, to you, the [ramen/ jewel/lost pet] is your only means of staying alive. Without it, you'll either die or the voices in your head will turn you into an evil woman who wears dark clothes and laughs way too much before she's about to die.

[b]Step 8: Decide Your Fate[/b]
At this point Sailor Moon is either so miffed that she's ready to kill you with a huge burst of moon-love, or she feels sorry for you and gives you a chance to reform. The choice is yours. Just beware that if you decide to reform, an unknown, higher evil will come out of nowhere and kill you on the spot. Have a nice day. :)

And there you have it. Any time now, you should be hit with a huge chunk of sweet moonie goodness so sweet, it'll make your teeth fall out.

[Jagan]

Good job but you have too much time on your hands. *calls Psych Ward for the men in the white jackets*

[Manic Webb]

Maybe. but you have to admit, my guide covers almost every season of the show.