Charles Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Well, it's late; I do strange things at this sort of hour. I will now post the dumbest thing I've ever posted because someone thought it was funny. However, someone else I showed it to disapproved of it, lol. Will the poetry/fanfiction writers condemn me for my uber corny behavior, or will people [b]not[/b] think this is the lamest thing they've ever read. One thing is for sure, no one outside of otakuboards will ever see this, lol. Alright, member Keep on postin' baby You know what time it is White Boy Gonna keep on postin' baby Log in, now log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Log in, now Log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Now I know ya'll be postin' this spam right here C. R. A. Z. Y. Boy is right here People on the boards put them posts where they belong 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care 1.. 2.. 3.. times 2 to the Newbie Jonesin' for your note 'cause the Whiteboy quote So where did the rules go? What tags should I know? That's two posts in a row! Watch my count grow! Log in, now log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Log in, now Log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' You wanna flame Crazy White Boy You can't mess with Crazy White Boy Because he swings the mighty hammer Chokes up on it everyday and everynight And this hammer brother thing right here We're doing it all the time So you better forget that mod rod And, uh get some better gimmicks We got the game set so don't complain about mimmics Twenty-four seven, never beggin' for a private message Old school members postin' for the heck of it Never leaving, never quit Log in, now log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Log in, now Log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Hey Ladies Hey Fellas And the people that don't read the rules All the spammers All the flamers And all the people that call themselves hackas Thimoc's Papa Hump's And the people postin' with one word Hey l33t3rs Bad spellers And everybody all around the world Log in, now log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Log in, now Log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Log in, now log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Log in, now Log out My Otaku up, Newbie Lounge down Scroll up, Scroll up Tell me what you gonna post now Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Keep postin' postin' postin' postin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hikaru Ichijyo Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 :rolleyes: In almost a year that I've known you, this definitely is the lamest joke/song you've done >.> Though the keep Posting posting thing is rather funny and pays homage to wrestling so you get a half a point for originality. Cough...and then they say I don't have a life...cough cough... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vampire: Ed Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Personally, I think this was very funny. Now, Kevin about that little no life joke....weren't you the one who managed to finish Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth in about three days? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [size=1][color=darkblue][quote]Now, Kevin about that little no life joke....weren't you the one who managed to finish Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth in about three days?[/quote] Huh? Anyway, Crazy White Boy, that's a great song, I read the words along to the track itself, and it all fits in. It's really funny too. *claps*. Oh, any by the way, your signature is cool, as always.![/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [b][color=003399]Once again, very funny indeed. I don't really think it's that corny in writing, but if someone were to 'rap' it, I suppose it would sound very, very silly.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Very silly. I think it could be a rap like that Limp Bizkit song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidargh Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkblue] That's worthy of a rasher of freshly smoke bacon there. *Hands over* Charles, how long did that take to make? Hehe, that's a really good use of 'spoof' lyrics, hilarious but with subtlety. Excellent. *Claps* The chorus is especially well done.[/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Spikey [/i] [B]Very silly. I think it could be a rap like that Limp Bizkit song. [/B][/QUOTE] -_-.... ... You [i]are[/i] kiddin me right? *lifts hand to slap you* It was based on that song dammit! *drops hand* Sorry.... Anyway, i think this is great, i was rapping it all the way, lol CWB best get Jiggy!! :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [color=red] That I couldn't stand, lol. To tell the truth, I didn't even read the whole thing. It just isn't my style or liking. So yeah, I do think it's pretty lame. I mean, I lost my want to read it the first few lines... But I'm not condemning you, either. We all have our flukes.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mitch [/i] [B][color=red]But I'm not condemning you, either. We all have our flukes.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]What's wrong with you people? This is a masterpiece. CWB, you have made something wonderful. The beauty of this could only be surpassed by a similar rap/poem about Duck Tales. I urge you to rise to the challenge though. -Shy[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Webb Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Now [i]that's[/i] comedy! Of course you realize that everytime I hear "Rollin'" your lyrics are going to pop into my head and I'll never be able to enjoy the song ever again. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted January 21, 2003 Author Share Posted January 21, 2003 [quote][b]Cough...and then they say I don't have a life...cough cough...[/b][/quote] I spent five minutes on the lyrics and I get this from a guy who saw [b]The Lord of The Rings: Two Towers[/b] eight times (which equals roughly an entire day of one's life). [i]They[/I] are right, lol. [quote][b]Anyway, Crazy White Boy, that's a great song, I read the words along to the track itself, and it all fits in. It's really funny too. *claps*. Oh, any by the way, your signature is cool, as always.![/quote][/b] Hey thanks! I'm glad that you like the sig as well. I imported it from a classic post. The Semjaza convo is just the butter on the bread. [quote][b]Once again, very funny indeed. I don't really think it's that corny in writing, but if someone were to 'rap' it, I suppose it would sound very, very silly.[/b][/quote] Much appreciated. I actually picture Fred Durst rapping the words. It's kind of amusing since I drew the inspiration from a parody called "Posin." [quote][b]That's worthy of a rasher of freshly smoke bacon there. *Hands over* Charles, how long did that take to make? Hehe, that's a really good use of 'spoof' lyrics, hilarious but with subtlety. Excellent. *Claps* The chorus is especially well done.[/b][/quote] You and that blasted bacon. >_< At least it's freshly smoked. Thanks for the compliments and as stated in this post, it was about five minutes of toiling over busted rhymes. [quote][b]Very silly. I think it could be a rap like that Limp Bizkit song.[/b][/quote] Yes, as Shinobi threatened--er pointed out, it [i]is[/i] based on Limp Bizkit. [quote][b]That I couldn't stand, lol. To tell the truth, I didn't even read the whole thing. It just isn't my style or liking. So yeah, I do think it's pretty lame. I mean, I lost my want to read it the first few lines... But I'm not condemning you, either. We all have our flukes. [/b][/quote] :worried: [quote][b]What's wrong with you people? This is a masterpiece. CWB, you have made something wonderful. The beauty of this could only be surpassed by a similar rap/poem about Duck Tales. I urge you to rise to the challenge though.[/b][/quote] Gracias! You urge and I respond: [size=1]Posts are like totally insane here on Otakuboards Plushies, sprites, love shrines - it's an e-blur You might post poetry or talk otaku history Otakuboards, Oo-oo Tales of Big Brother two, and one marshmellow Juu, oo-oo S-s-s-spammer, watch out behind you - there's a ShyGuy out to find you What to do? Just listen to his Triad Tales, oo-oo! Not ZF tails or 2X tails but Triad Tales, oo-oo! When it seems boredom has set, you better bet It's time for an RPG starring Captain Planet Kevin always complains, but the ShyGuy still entertains! Otakuboards, Oo-oo Tales of Big Brother two, and one marshmellow Juu, oo-oo Not ZF tails or 2X tails but Triad Tales, oo-oo![/size] [quote][b]Of course you realize that everytime I hear "Rollin'" your lyrics are going to pop into my head and I'll never be able to enjoy the song ever again[/b][/quote] You enjoyed it in the first place? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 [color=darkred]*Falls off her chair laughing* Brilliant! And so is the Duck Tales one! Absolutely brilliant! [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 [color=#507AAC]Once again, you've outdone yourself. It's up there with your other silly songs. ~_^[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 [COLOr=royalblue]Ummm....I think you've done better. But hey, what do I know? I write depressing weird songs.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vampire: Ed Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Heh, great work with that Duck Tales one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i] [B] Gracias! You urge and I respond: [size=1]Posts are like totally insane here on Otakuboards Plushies, sprites, love shrines - it's an e-blur You might post poetry or talk otaku history Otakuboards, Oo-oo Tales of Big Brother two, and one marshmellow Juu, oo-oo S-s-s-spammer, watch out behind you - there's a ShyGuy out to find you What to do? Just listen to his Triad Tales, oo-oo! Not ZF tails or 2X tails but Triad Tales, oo-oo! When it seems boredom has set, you better bet It's time for an RPG starring Captain Planet Kevin always complains, but the ShyGuy still entertains! Otakuboards, Oo-oo Tales of Big Brother two, and one marshmellow Juu, oo-oo Not ZF tails or 2X tails but Triad Tales, oo-oo![/size] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=red] Now, Crazy Frat Bot, that was pure genious. Can I have some of your comical-ness? :Steals a cloud:[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 [size=1]Thank you for the Duck Tales one CWB. It brought tears to me eyes... ok, not really, but it was still good. -Shy[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 [size=1]::stares at the Duck Tales version:: Holy schla-[i]moly[/i]. That was amusing.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biida Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 [color=skyblue] God save us. God save us all. Well done! :D *skips off, humming the Duck Tales one* [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 It seems that Duck Tales is more popular than Limp Bizkit. Go figure. Anyway, thanks folks, I'm here until eleven. Be sure to pick up a program on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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