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will the real S@bretooth please stand up?


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Thanks to Crazy White Boy, for the idea :p

[size=1][u]disclaimer[/u] No offence is meant to the people mentioned in this spoof, As it is a parody of an eminem song, who disses people. No intention to defame is intended, if you are easily offended, please look away, and if you are a member mentioned, and cannot laugh at yourself, or do not want to be in this parody, contact me, and I will remove you from it.[/size]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?

Will the real S@bretooth please stand up?
Were going to have a problem here...

Looks like you've never seen a 5 namer before
Saiyangohan2k2 nuchlear and some more
Staring at me like Otakubot just walked in the door.
Malfunctioned, throwing me over RPG's (scream)

Its the return of the, oh wait, no way you're kidding!"
He just didn't say Shinji did he? (Hell no!)
And Admin James said,
No way you idiot Shinjis dead, I locked up his ip.

And all these people love otakuboards (dj scratches) S@bretooth I'm sick of him, look at him, walking around like he owns the spot, playing RPG's by Na'dou (yeah but he so crap though)
Yeah, I probably got one or two of those damn threads locked
But no worse than asking if you like Osirises (hell no)
Sometimes I just wanna spam and let loose,
And I can't, but it's cool for mnemolth to diss the system

My name is on your friend lists; my name is on your hate lists
And if you?re lucky I might be gone in about six months
And that?s the message I give you when you first enlist
And expect you not to know what an otaku is.
Of course they?re going to know what an otaku is, by the time they
Hit 1000 posts they have got that title haven't they?
I ain't nothing but a newb, well some of us otakus, who cut spammers up like otakumods.
If we can have them otakus and no lifers, then there is no reason that a mod and spammer cant get on, but if you feel like I feel, that's kind of sick right now, wave those banners, shout it out, avatars spell it out,

I?m S@bretooth, yeah I'm the real S@bre,
All you other S@bre S@bre's are just an imitator,
So won't the real S@bretooth please stand up?
Please stand up
Please stand up

Will2x seems to have a finger in his siggy
Well I don't, so up you and up you too,
You think I give a damn about otaku awards?
Half you people don't even see my posts, let alone know me

But S@bre what if you win, won't it be weird?

Why? So you can just lie to put me there?
Say, I'm the best man on the pc/Mac
Well, heck, I think James better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Medra and Transtic Nerve
And hear 'em argue about which one came here first.
Transtic nerve, cause he was here in august see?
Yeah still, but a heck of a lot more than S@bre he he.
I should download a version one to my pc
And show the whole board how it was Adam see?
I'm sick of you little Spam topics all they do is annoy me
So I have insignia to destroy them.
And there is a 2000 plus newbies who talk like me
Post like me, and don't make a fuss like me
But I'm me, posting free like me, and they might just be, the next moddie, but that's not me..

I?m S@bretooth, yeah I'm the real S@bre,
All you other S@bre S@bre's are just an imitator,
So won't the real S@bretooth please stand up?
Please stand up
Please stand up

Its like a head trip to read at times,
Cause it gives you things you say inside your groups
The only difference is it is the cyberspace and it goes out to all the world and all, People get on the quick reply and spit it, and wether you like to admit it, newbie lounge was finished as soon as your gifs began to appear, and you wonder how can James lock up a forum like posts
It?s funny
Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the community posting
Posting to myself while I?m locking up my Spam and I?m locking, cause this whole delete thing isn?t working and all the other otakus have gone and got a life, could be working in super mart, or saving your life.
Or in another forum screaming for otakuboards, while looking at their crappy skins.

So won't the real S@bre please stand up, and put a couple of will2x fingers up, and be proud to be a no life, not by status but by heart, one more time, loud as you can, how big can you post?

I?m S@bretooth, yeah I'm the real S@bre,
All you other S@bre S@bre's are just an imitator,
So won't the real S@bretooth please stand up?
Please stand up
Please stand up
I?m S@bretooth, yeah I'm the real S@bre,
All you other S@bre S@bre's are just an imitator,
So won't the real S@bretooth please stand up?
Please stand up
Please stand up
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I'm glad you liked it.
[QUOTE] [i] Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i]
[B] Haha, it's good to see that my music factory has influenced someone [/B] [/QUOTE]

heck yeah, you're parodies are [i] actually [/i] better than the songs they're modelled after.

keep 'postin 'postin 'postin :p
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and you shall recieve more :D

Since the first one got such a warm welcoime! and VR will throw keyboards for more, here is another one.

[B]Adam had a little Board,
it's skin was gradient blue
and everywhere the board url reached
people were sure to post.[/B]

Just kiddin!

Here it is. Iron Maidens 2 minutes to midnight, S@bretooths, 2 postings to no life :p

post to gain a status name
But we don't need a reason
the moderators gavel is banging down
And never out of reason
Some posters pride still burns inside
This shell of spamming treason
administrator makes new skins
for the love of otakuboards.

chorus
The newbies see, all that is is free,
The posts, the threads and the game,
Go and post again, and you'll get your name,
But I won't be a spammer no more.
2 postings to no life
The hands that type those posts.
2 posts, to no life
to surpass the status quo.

Raiha's got something called I live here
but all i want is no life
James announces, a brand new skin
of industrial kind of silver...YEAH!
As the reasons for the spamming make crap threads and one word posts,
We bring the gavel of the one called Mitch
and admins for the banning .

CHORUS

the littered shame of the newbie lounge of nowehre to post you intro
surpassed by the brains of James who brings my otaku upon you.
As Crazy White Boy plays on songs and make us sign to a better song,
to make a better kind of Board.

CHORUS

no life...all life...


I live here! yeah!

--this one was a bit budget, but I though it would be quite cool :cool:
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~*claps like the world is ending and she's gotta bring the fairy back to life or the blackhole's gonna suck her in....*~ eeehh...
~*sniffles like Halle Berry accepting award*~ w-wow... it's just.. it's just so beautiful... I... I... I... I... (stutter a lot) can't b-b-b-b-believe how just amazing it is!
Eeeeh solemnly though pretty funny hehe
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