Writing Norad III, The MSTing Battlecruiser!

[CaptainInvictus]

Well, I've been told by many people that my MSTs are some of the best. For those of you not informed, an MST is where you take a fanfiction(usually a bad one) and butcher it. Meaning you make fun of it. Many of you have most likely heard of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. That's exactly the same thing, but that's movies, this is fanfiction. Many of the fics I review are not for young audiences(or any, for that matter). We're talking the most disgusting, vile pieces of filth fanfics that could ever be created. Stuff from authors like Alienboy52, AAA Phucknut, Kagato's Testicle, and the infamous Tank Cop. Of course, if you've never seen Tenchi Muyo, you most likely will not understand many of these MSTs...the crew I picked for my MSTs are as follows:

JS, Captain of Norad III, the MSTing Battlecruiser
Washu, the brains of the outfit
Samus Aran, the power perv-basher
Captain Invictus, of the Ultramarines First Company, the brawn and tactical genius
Meis Triumph, the perv o' the group and powerful summoner
Zero, the booblight bishie
X, the homocidal pacifist(get it? He kills thousands of robots/reploids, yet believes he's a pacifist?)

And, without further hesitation, the MSTs!

First we have the normal MSTs. Once I remake all the old MSTs and upload'em to the NEW TMFFA site, I'll post THAT link.

[url]http://www.tmffa.com/old/m-norad_iii.html[/url]

Then we have the dreaded Triple Horror Theatre, where me and a fellow MSTer, Joe JS Smitty Smith tackle three of the worst Tenchi(or otherwise) fanfics ever made.

[url]http://www.tmffa.com/old/m/norad_iii-setht01.txt[/url]

Enjoy, and don't be scared away by the disgusting fics. Every single one of my reviews has been good, and I've had over a hundred. I've gotten many a request to MST someone's fic, but I rarely do them anymore. I may get back into it...I still have those few half-finished MSTs...

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and here we GO! *BUMP* :wave: