Writing S@bretooth's inventions through history: The pen

[TheShinje]

These are fake news articles about the inventions of everyday objects, and how the reporters of the day would have reported it.

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Bicrosoft today announced that it's long time awaited invention called "the pen" would revolutionize the way we communicate.

The pen, which consists of a feather which picks up a new space age substance called "ink" and places it on another new substance formed magically out of trees called "paper"

"Some people are adverse to technology" said Bicrosoft Chairman Gill Bates, "they are afraid"

Some anti Pen protesters complained that the "pen" allowed for communicaters to write in violent colors like red, and bicrosoft said that overly violent explicit colors would be rated X.

Gill Bates said that the pen had become the fastest way of communication when teamed with other software, like carrier pigeon 1800 and mailbox 1750 and Delivery Horse pro.

"it is the way of the future" he said with a shrug.

Pens have allowed for abbrieviations in words, to allow for even faster communication, eg, the old Chiseled word "will not" beomes "won't" and people have been known to use special characters to convey emotioncs, called "pictures"

Most noticably for english grammar students, is the phenomenon of "writos" since the pen is lightning fast, people have been known to write teh instead of the.

Whatever the future holds for the "pen", it seems the communictions future is upon us.

-Royters

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