Corey Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 I found this terribly funny. So did just about everyone I talked to. Comments? Oh yeah, it's sung to the tune "If Your Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands" [b]If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq[/b] If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq. If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq. It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq. To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. They've got weapons we can't see, And that's all the proof we need, If they're not there, then they must be, Bomb Iraq. If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, And he tried to kill your dad, Bomb Iraq. If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq. Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq. ---------------------- EDIT: Good idea D_A. And please no debate about the U.S. and Iraq. I believe there is already a topic about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 [color=ff00cc] [size=1]Lol. That was pretty clever, Corey. ^_^; I like that rhyme sequence... did you also think of this during geometry? oO;[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Its hilarious *edit* this song (which a lot of other people have too, and theres even a clip with it) was sarcastic right? I hope so, cause else it aint cool :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlequin Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 [font=gothic][color=crimson]Funny? I think it's sadly, bitterly accurate. Not that I really care, I just don't find it funny.[/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Now that is the type of cold-hearted, sick humor that I love. :devil: I need to find the link to a site that has a Shockwave Flash file making fun of the Taliban, and sung to the tune of the Banana Boat Song (IIRC). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hittokiri Zero Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 You people are dumb ***'es and you wonder why many countries hate the U.S.? I live in the U.S. and i for one don't think were all that great it's bull how were imperialists messing with foreign affairs, the founding fathers never wanted this to happen but noooo we have to be dumbshits and go to war with everyone just becuase are economy is ****ed -_-'. That realy wasn't funny it was sad. It shows your true intelligence (which isn't very high mind you) and it further proves that the [I]good ole[/I] U.S. of A, is full of the dumbest people on the planet (yes we surpass Canada is this category =P). We go around saying **** about anti-racism even though we have one of the most racist countries out there on a local level this can easily be seen by any half-wit. Anyway Sadam yeh i don't like him he's messed up but, hey so is the U.S. ... Were not the "good guys" like we always try to portray ourselves as. It's kinda pathetic actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 [COLOr=royalblue]Call Juu a dumb åss again and I will dismember you slowly. Clearly, sarcasim and satire is wasted on you....so take your flaming ways elsewhere. That way, I won't be tempted to scream and rant and cut you into small peices. Intelligence has nothing to do with this, and racisim is obvious. So don't go around telling us what we already know. The U.S. has been screwed since our Industrialization and Reconstruction. I live in California, and I deal with it. And you should to. What's going to happen is going to happen. Just make sure you're keeping your nose clean.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hittokiri Zero Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 [QUOTE]Call Juu a dumb åss again and I will dismember you slowly.[/QUOTE] Right, right I'm sure you will... :rolleyes: You see I don't quite like people dissing my origins. Basically my entire family is from Pakistan and from that area until you know anything about the area the economy the hardships people face there you really have no argument. I'm just tired of this whole Iraq ****, people think its funny but it's really not. It's quite the opposite really :therock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 [COLOr=royalblue]I do know. We have studied it in my Honors World History classes to a rather large extent. If you're tired of Iraq, you can be tired of it. But that doesn't mean you can say that everyone who isn't is a dumb åss. Sure it's played out, and President Bush is a bit of a moron.....but who gives a damn? If we're all going to die, might as well go out laughing.[/COLOr] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hittokiri Zero Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 You probably know more about the Iraq thing than me -_o but, first of all me calling everyone a dumb *** was a generalization and was a personal opinion. So whatever let's just leave it at that.:sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 You are a colorful individual, Hittokiri. I figured I would get someone like you that would post in this but I was hoping that people wouldn't take this thread seriously. The song is supposed to be funny. And if you haven't noticed, it cuts on the U.S. more than anyone else. If left open, this probably will become a large debate... So I'm going to ask my friend Mitch to close it. Sorry to everyone that wanted to say something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Then just edit ur first post and say that u dont want any debate ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devidramon Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Hitowhatsis is just one guy who obviously didn?t read all that carefully. Don?t sweat it. I posted this at another board and everyone thought it was the most hilarious thing they?d seen in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 Good point D_A. And thankyou for the spreadage Devi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 [color=teal][size=1][b]Hmm... Check page 2 on the General Discussion Forum. A closed topic, entitled "If you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq" Funny, how the same thing can be much more successful in this forum than the other. Yep. --Mike "char,char!"[/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 [color=red]...I'm sorry to say, but I can can't close this :cross:... I'm not all-powerful. My closing and such powers only go to the forum I moderate [Otaku Lounge] So...anyways, I don't like the poem. I don't even want to think all that much about war and all, so er, yeah. But the poem itself is crafty, I'll give you that ;)[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 No problem Mitch. If it get's closed it get's closed but I just wanted some comments on it. And damn you for not telling me this is where you got it from Mike! I could have made quite less on an aßß out of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DarkOrderKnight [/i] [B]And damn you for not telling me this is where you got it from Mike! I could have made quite less on an aßß out of myself. [/B][/QUOTE] [b][color=teal][size=1]Oh yeah? And enlighten me on this one: what exactly is an aBB? :p --Mike "char,char!"[/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 Not an aBB my firend. An aßß. (Alt+S) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoMax Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I think ths s the funniest things I've seen. I want to print and stick it in my locker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikahmon Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 *whistles the tune* Bomb Iraq *whistles* bomb Iraq If the Bush administration Wants a war within the nation Just a simple exclamation: "Bomb Iraq!" Sound interesting? I can't think up the first two lines, but I'm otherwise okay with music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 22, 2003 Author Share Posted February 22, 2003 Good one Sheik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 *looks at it* *blinks* *bursts out laughing* *dog jumps and looks at him like he's crazy* Thats great man! I love it! Very crafty indeed! You my man are a genius! *walks away singing it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sere Tuscumbia Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 Quite clever. Really. I love it. Yeah, it's offensive in a way, but cute. Considering that I like neither Bush nor the US (although I live in the US. I love that it's easy to memorize, and it's got a tune that everyone knows (or if they don't, they can learn easily) It's adorable, sadistic humour and I love it. Rock on. --Sere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ Pud Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Apparently he did'nt get the point is too make fun of the U.S. and not Iraq :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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