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Ok, I've noticed [I]some[/I] forums have a gag line of "You know you've too much Simpsons when ..." or other kinda jokes. So I wanted to start one up about the Simpsons. Ok, here are some:

[i]You know you've [b]too[/b] much Simpsons when:

- You keep yelling "D'OH!"
- You keep getting drunk at "Moe's"
- You start wearing blue pants and a white shirt everyday.
- Your dog's name is "Santa's Little Helper" and your cats "Snowball #2"
- You start saying "Cowabunga" and write on walls saying "El Barto"
- You have male pattern baldness and only have two hairs on your head.
- You start to act like Moe and want "ta' score" with every women on your street.
- You have really tall hair and it'd dyed blue. o_O
- You can't talk and suck on your pacifier all day.[/i]

That's all I got. Kepp posting up some more! ^_^
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:rotflmao: Funny! Ok, I just remembered some:

Ralph Quotes:

- Why do people run away from me??? *He pee's his pants*
- My face feels like buring?! o_O
- Daddy, your stomach's crying?! *In the episode where Homer's reading a storytime book about Hamlet. Bart stabs Officer Wiggum* :therock:
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what about:

homer says:
"you look successful"
the man replies:
"i play a millionare at parties.......i wish."

or:

after the flashback from frank grimes demise:
homer says:
"oh how is old grimy?"
frank junior replies:
"he's dead you idiot!"

and finally:
"it's the ________ to the max!"
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Re-live the simpson quote topic lol.Don't quite remember this quote though.

* Homer painted "El Homo" on the wall "

Guy: OH your so wonderful!!!

Homer: Thanks.

Bart: Uhh dad.

*Homer relizes and use purple paint to paint over it.*

lol.

More Ralph quotes lol.

- Even my boogers are spicy.
- I'm scared, too scared to wet my pants.
- Hi Super nintendo Chalmers.

Frank grimes Junior epi.

Homer: But thats impossible, he didn't marry anyone!

Frank Grimes Jr.: Well he happens to like hookers.
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I remember those quotes! I was laughing so hard after the Franky Grimes Junior Episode!!!

Here are some You know you've had too much Jokes ...

- You go into the clowning business because you were "inspired by a wonderful clown."
- You call your principal "Mr. Skinners"
- You work at a power plant everyday, even though you don't work there:therock:
- You keep writing the "You know you've watched too much Simpsons when you" jokes. X_X
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More quotes from the Frank Grimes Jr. Episode.

Officer Wiggum: Hey you are uppose to be there.

Prisoner2: Are you saying that he is crazier than me?!?!?!

Wiggum: Yes.

* the 2 switch places *
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Bob: Hello bart.

Bart & Lisa: AH! Sideshow bob!!!!

Bob: Call me Bob, we known each other for so long.

Bart & Lisa: AH!! Bob!!
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ahhh... great times coming back too me! here are some quotes that i love

bart: *holding pattie or selma's wonder bra* "i've said it before and i'll say it again, aycaramba!"

wiggum: "if i can bring down just one criminal on stilts, i've done my duty." (also in the grimes jr. episode)

wiggum: "i like to think we made a difference here today."

lisa: "remember dad, in brazil it's hot when it's cold in springfield."
homer: "oh, so this is opposite land. everything's different."
lisa: "no, dad, only the weather's different."
homer: "i get it, so hot snow falls up."
lisa: *sigh* "yes, dad."

i happen to like that conversation, even if anyone else doesn't.

anyway...
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I've got a couple of Ralph quotes.

*Bart and Nelson are racing fruits on the bus*

Bart: Go apple!

Nelson: Go orange!

*Ralp puts down a banana, which doesn't move*

Ralph: Go banana!



"I can't go into the deep end of my sandbox. That's where the leperchaun lives. He teels me to burn things."


I love the sandbox one.
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"Urinal cake eroding... eroding... gone!" -Homer

"It tastes like burning." -Ralph

"You suck! No wonder your parents are getting divorced!" -Random Kid

"I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart." -Milhouse

Old Homer: "Maggie, get off the phone!"
Teen Maggie: "..."
Old Homer: "Doesn't that girl ever shut up?"

Bart: "That's a good idea."
Milhouse: "Really? Well, I was due."
Bart: "I'll say!"

Lisa: (talking to other kids) "Aye Curumba!"
Bart: (to Marge) "See? That's my line!"
Marge: "Oh, Bart. You haven't said that in over 2 years."

"See my vest, see my vest.
Made from real gorilla chest.
See my sweater? There's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See my hat? T'was my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat!"
--Mr. Burns, "See My Vest"
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*homer and flanders are driving through snow*
*homer runs over something*

Flanders: sounds like we hit something!
Homer: HAHAH I hope it was Flanders!
*Flanders gives him a dirty look*
Homer: i.i..was jus kdding, hey ur all right

Ralph: The doctor said id get less nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there

Wiggum: Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people?
Lou: Uh second word cheif
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Im tapeing the shocky.. thingy on your leg, and it is on your hairy part, so dont even think abount ripping it off cuz it relly hurts.
Officer wiggum to Sideshow Bob

This is the Tomaco episode
Ralph:These taste like grandma.
Wiggum: Hmm they do taste like gandma.
Ralph: I want more!!!

More from the grime jr. episode
I've grown acustom to your face!!-side show bob

The grimey sr.: Im Homer Simpson and dont need safty glo--------*he is elctrcuted----------
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that was yesterdays...or the day befores or something.

NOTE: Double Post only to bring back topic! Uber-sowwie ~SD

Bringin it Back!

"I bent my Wookie" - Ralph
"If God didn't want us to eat in Church he would have made Glutany a sin" - Homer
"I'm thinking of more" - Me ^^

[b]Please do not double post again. Use the edit feature. --Elite.[/b]
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  • 1 month later...
Ooh - just thought of another Ralf-related line!

Chief Wiggum: Good-bye son! If your nose starts bleeding you're either picking it too much - or too little!

Hehe. As I remember, that was the same episode where everything went all Lord of the Flies-esque, and whilst the other kids were all chanting tribal cries, Ralf stood up and said "Meow". Aw, bless the little - mildly disturbed - guy!
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  • 2 weeks later...
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(From the one when Marge tries to help that one prisoner)

Pisoner: Marge........I may have burned the mural but I did not burn Skinners' car.
Marge: You're lying!!! I just saw you..

Had me cracking up...........
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