RPG Boredom 102 - Thing Wars

[Guest cloricus]

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They popped out of the other side of the rift and slammed right into six other ships. All of which had just fallen through the rift from their own dimensions. As they slammed together the ships merged and interconnected. Every one ran to the bridge thingy.

As Luke Groundrunner walked in he saw,
A tree - Luke Hippierunner (Bremma)
A lava lamp - Luke Blobrunner (tursi)
A tin of tomato sauce - Luke Ketchuprunner (S@bretooth)
A french fry - Luke Tomuchfatrunner (User Name)
A sword - Luke Bladerunnner (Orien_Xel)
A light bulb - Luke Lightrunner (rokas)

?What the hell is going on here!?? He yelled.
They all looked at him.

?Oh well let?s get on with it!?

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Okay guys, crappy first post but it leaves it very open for a twisted story line. The ending thing we are trying to achieve is to destroy the death star, so don?t stray to far from that.
Though getting to that can be as disturbed as you want. :D

I?ll think of a weirder story line tomorrow if none of you do.
Thanks
Later. :D
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[Bremma]

"Man... what are my leaves made of today?" Luke Hippierunner commented, reaching up and pulls a branch infront of his eyes. "Oh, just oak.." He lets go of the branch, it snapping back into place, lookng around at all of the different versons of him self. "This is bogus man..." he said, running a hand over his branches, as of trying to straighten them, but only susceeds in mkaing them rustle a little. "Who are you dudes anyway? Im Luke Hippierunner."

[rokas]

scooby do: So let me get this straight- which one of you is real Luke?
In a moment all Lukes turn to each other and fight starts.
Bepalbeep and CeePee3Oh are watching the fight from some distance.
CeePee3Oh: Oh my godness- theyr curses are as bad as your were, before you got that censoring program.
Bepalbeep: Beep, beep, bulp, Beep.
Bepalbeep, you perfectly know that I don't have a mother, I was made in a factory, and you lack the reproducing system so you couldn't have fu... ALARM!!!
Seven different fleets from seven different worlds were surounding the interconnected ship
CeePee3Oh: THEI'R GOING TO KILL US! WE HAVE TO SURRENDER AND THEY WILL SPARE OUR LIVES!!! ALL HALE THE BLACK HELMET MAN!ALL HALE THE BLACK HELMET MAN!
Bepalbeep puls out a giant hammer about tree times larger than he is and hits CeePee3Oh over the head, followed by a streem of curse words hidden under his incoent beeps.
All Lukes get to they steering wheels and prepere to fight.

[tursi]

luke blobrunner jumps into his space ship banging his lamp shaped extirior on the top of the ship.

blobrunner: damn.

he pulls down his top and adjusts his seat. then he pulls out his walkie takie thingy.
blobrunner: this is blob, everything's working.

scooby do: oh shut up.

blobrunner: well that's rude.

OOC: (sorry sorry, bad post, sorry)

[rokas]

ScoobyDo: Luke.

Every pilot turns around to face him.

ScoobyDo: Erhm. may the tumbs, leaves, lava, ketchup, fat, blades and electrisity be with you.

He greats everyone in turn. Then pilots turn back to the fighters who were playing cards and having coffe with doughnuts.

ScoobyDo: Full speed ahead

Seven different rockets ignite at the same moment in seven different directions so ship doesn't move at all.

At the same moment Bepalbeep is chasing Ceepee3oh with his giant hammer. Suddenly Bepalbeep hits a litle buton and ship disapears.
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[b]somewhere in the universe[/b]
Pointy ears guy: An object coming in fast. I think it's from another dimension.

And so thing warship appears in star trek universe. Will they find their way to their home dimension. find out next time on Thing Wars.
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[O/O/C] sory for making such a big jump in storyline, but noone was posting so I thought "better a bad post than no post at all"