black cat 2 Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 stupid things happen to alot of people.like me. like when i was talking to my friends and a popular girl came over and said "talking about yugi dork agian? mallory why do you hang out with these losers when you could be hanging out with us"?i was so mad i went over to her and said "what is with you? your being more of a loser than MY FRIENDS". apparently she had connections with the stronest girl on the girls wieght team. i got a blackeye from that girl:blackeye: also today just like 2 minutes ago i was waiting for my computer to load somthing and i was playing darts also(my dart board is right next to the computer)and i threw the dart. it bounced of the backbord and went right in my leg. OUCH!:mad: i was so mad at myself what are some stupid things that happened to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 [color=darkblue]Once, when I was drunk, I tripped over the cat & knocked over the table with the TV & DVD player on it. Everything crashed to the floor. I tried to catch myself on the door frame but missed & busted a hole in the wall with my head. The TV & DVD player weren't broken, though, thank God. Luckily, I didn't remember it the next day. ;)[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boothten Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 One time, I built a dirt ramp out in the backyard of my house. I jumped off of the ramp a little while and finally stopped for a rest. Afterwards, my cousin came for a visit. I wanted to jump off of it to show him. I put more dirt on it with a shovel (as if you didn't know :P). The one factor I forgot to put away ....................................... the shovel!!! I forgot to put away the shovel and left on the ramp. I went off of it and got HUGE air, but when I landed the jump, my front tire the the digging part of the shovel. I flipped over, the bike landed on me. My dad picked me after the whole accident, but it was hard to breath. The next day, I checked my foot (cause it hurt) and there was a huge scar! I still have the scar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat 2 Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 lady, that had to hurt when your head went through the wall. lan,was the bike ok? just kidding. something simular happened to me but it's to embarrassing to say to people i don't even know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by black cat 2 [/i] [B]lady, that had to hurt when your head went through the wall.[/B][/QUOTE] She was drunk, magical things happen when you're drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 One time actually yesterday I got a little hyped and tripped over my bed and fell and hit my head against a sharp corner and it hurt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Yea, drinking can help you do alot of stupid stuff. I've cut and bruised myself what feels like hundreds of times, but I'm actually sorta lucky. Only a broken toe, a little one at that. Oh yea, I also have really bad knuckles because of the temper I had when I was younger. Atleast I eventually learned to never use my "fist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnemolth Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B][color=darkblue]Once, when I was drunk, I tripped over the cat & knocked over the table with the TV & DVD player on it. Everything crashed to the floor. I tried to catch myself on the door frame but missed & busted a hole in the wall with my head. The TV & DVD player weren't broken, though, thank God. [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] ...on the other hand, one cannot say the same about your head... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat 2 Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 well all the stuff that has happened to me i'm surprised i havent broken a bone. while i was readin this my cat was sleeping on the chair im resting my feet on i read something funny and bumped my cat(she easily gets mad) well that made her mad and she tore up my legs(luckilly my legs are under covers and i have pants on so it didn't effect it as much) so know i can barley move my legs and i'm stuck on the computer. oh know here comes my cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 lol tell that girl to stop living in Saved By the Bell land and get back to real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Stacking my bike over a dog. I chased it until the fun in it was gone and I just had enough of it, so I tried to hit it. The dog wrecked my back tyre. I had to get it back. :demon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mnemolth [/i] [B]...on the other hand, one cannot say the same about your head... ;) [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=darkblue]Actually, it didn't hurt at all, lol.[/COLOR] :alcohol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 i think my friends and i have claimed the title of the stupidest stuff. we invented the "special X games". they combine the inventiveness of the X games with the mental handicaps of the special olympics. potential for danger and injury... you have no idea. here are a few examples (good, but far from the best) 1.we stole (a lot of these involved stealing things from our school) the big metal television carts from our school and raced them across the parking lots and side walks. if youve never seen a cart wipe out, its too funny. 2.we got some clip boards and "frost-boarded"(no snow) on the practice football field. when the frost went away, we brought a can of engine degreaser to school for lubrication on the board bottoms. falling of a clip board into a puddle of engine degreaser really hurts and the degreaser ate a hole in the bottom of the boards. 3.we stole all (yes all) of the "caution: wet floor" signs from the janitors (this obviously took a while) and took them to a nearby parking lot where we opened our pet can of Crisco cooking grease. we broke the the boards in half and greased the bottom with Crisco. i popped my trunk and two friends grabbed onto the inside of it. they stood on the boards and i hit the gas. one friend started falling and grabbed for something to catch himself. he smashed the trunk down onto the top of the other guys head and knocked him out cold in the parking lot. we did a lot of special X games events in that parking lot and had the cops come a couple times. we ended up with sprained wrists, scrapes, concussions, and i broke my tail-bone. that hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzi Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 [color=indigo]*Grins* Looks like cats are the root to all problems. I always trip over my lazy cat. My mom loves her cat, she only got it recently and it sleeps [i]anywhere[/i]. I'm a natural klutz so I'm always seen with my face on the floor. ><;;[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 my cat is a calico. she looks so wierd but cool at the same time. and she looks ugly and beutiful at the same time. half of her face is yellow with orange stripes and the other half is black with brown,orange,and yellow spots littles tiny spots. the rest of her is a mix of the colors i mentioned before and spots and stripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circ Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Stupid things happen to me all the time. Stupidest of them all was when I was 7 or 8 and I ran through a glass door. I still have a lil scar on my shoulder from that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makai Kite Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Hmm... the stupid things I've done... where do I start? The other day I was on the Advertising Slogan Generator. I got something really weird, started laughing, leaned forward, and slammed my head into a contaienr of pens on my desk and they all fell on the floor. There was this other time where my mother and I were trying to figure out what we were doing wrong to get my new PS2 to work. It turns out we forgot to do one thing and wasted hours because of it... on a snow day! I once threw a tree branch on the ground and it came back up and hit me in the face. I accidentally made the guidance counselor believe I was suicidal. I hit a teacher. I'll edit this when I think of more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 [color=darkred]I walked into a wall. On purpose. I'd just had physics, and I'd gotten it into my head that if I walked into it, it would more. [Something to do with forces]. It didn't.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by treton_noir [/i] [B]i think my friends and i have claimed the title of the stupidest stuff. we invented the "special X games". they combine the inventiveness of the X games with the mental handicaps of the special olympics. potential for danger and injury... [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=darkblue]I think you & your friends have watched "Jackass" one too many times. :lecture: Tori, he needs to be chained to the bed, like i said before. Heheh. :naughty: Hey, any excuse will do.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "I think you & your friends have watched "Jackass" one too many times."-LM we started doing this stuff before they did. we got no credit. we also invented "soul grinding". ive seen it called many things i.e. "free-style walking" >.> (thats so stupid) soul grinding was a special X-games event in which contestants grind on various surfaces (tables, counter tops, etc.) using techniques employed by skaters (boards and blades), but without any kind of equipment. just you, your shoes, and whatever your grinding. "Tori, he needs to be chained to the bed, like i said before. Heheh."-LM im really starting to like you. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 I've done alot of the stupid things like Treton, but I think one of my stupidest was... My friend and I went skating. His a boarder and I'm an inliner. So we go to a church close to his house that has nice curbs that you can get some really good air off of. Well I got a huge start, because I was gonna attempt a 360 Helli Grab. Well I got enough air and I pulled it off, except one problem. I had to much speed. When I landed I had about 2 seconds. After those two seconds I went flying into the side of a car, and flipped over it. Amazingly I wasn't hurt that badly at all, only thing was a couple of bruises and such. I got up and laughed insanely. It was hilariouse....got it all on tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 stupidest things... hmmm HEHEHE *giggles insanely* heres one. . I was in a corner of my older sister's hosue about 4 years ago when i was 11(the stripper one. . . I dont live with her) I was just smokeing away. . . No care in the world... i heard my dads beat up dead beat truck pull around the corner. . . So looked for the ash tray. . . no where to be found..... and i did not want to leave any traces hat i was something in her corner. She smokes and uses the ash tray so i thought it was gonna be easy.. jsut use the ash tray and everything will be fine.. NOPE... no ash tray... i flipped.... So i looked around. The engine stoped at my house..... (at the time we were living in a trailer park. i lived in the farther back with my dad and my sister heather... my sister holly the stripper and her boyfriend and room mate lived in another part of the trailer park..). So i knew he was gonna expect me to be home in about 5 minutes so i began to worry. . .i gave up and put it out in the house plant.... then i threw what was left into the trash.. well as i was locking up i heard something so i went back inside... i caught the trash on fire. . . it spread to the wierd pizza boxes on the counter. . . HAHAA i guess i did not but the cig out well enough. . so i quickly grabbed the fire estinguisher (sp) and put it out.. i have use one before so i knew how to use it... and once it was out i noticed what a good job i did in makeing a mess... My sisters room mate come home higher then high.. i mean.. he was OUT of it he looked at the mess and laughed.... he sent me home and cleaned it up.... No one ever found out. . . wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bremma Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Ive had a few stupid accidents. Last year me, my first boyfriend and a few of his friendd were running aorund, being silly at the outdoor school courtyard. I was running and my boyfriend went to fake trip me, and I actually tripped, on cobblestone. I had skinned my knee good, getting a good size hole inthe knee of my jeans (which I still own), and scraped up my hand. My boyfriend felt so bad, I had to tel him to STOP apologizing.. Anther was last week while I was working on a robot. I was attaching wires to attach the motor to the power source. I had gotten 2 of the wires done and hasily did the third, looking for the last wire to attach, a black one. I saw an unattached red one onf hte floor, not really noitcing, it. I foud the first two wires, connected to the correct wire (note, there was no power running), then look to the third wire, seeing I had attached the black extension to the red base wire. It was very frustrating, conseridng I had spent an hour the day before, just stripping the wires,(we had to use wire cutters) and wating for the motor wire to be soldered onma nd had to re cut and strip a motor before I started working. Someone said they would fix it for me though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Blanko [/i] [B]well as i was locking up i heard something so i went back inside... i caught the trash on fire. . . it spread to the wierd pizza boxes on the counter. . . HAHAA i guess i did not but the cig out well enough. . so i quickly grabbed the fire estinguisher (sp) and put it out.. i have use one before so i knew how to use it... and once it was out i noticed what a good job i did in makeing a mess... [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=darkblue]Dear God, you could've killed yourself! Those trailers go up like kindling. We've had about 3 or 4 in the trailer park I used to live in this past year. A few people died. It's a good thing your sister was smart enough to have a fire extinguisher. A lot of people don't even think of it. Have you noticed that when you're a kid, games aren't worth playing unless the inflicting of pain is involved? I used to have this game with my brothers called "sandwich." One person laid on the ground & the other two, one after the other, would jump onto the person in the worst way possible, like knees first or something, from this really tall bookshelf. The first jumper would have to lay on top of the bottom person while the second jumper threw themselves on top of the other two. The basic point was to inflict as much damage as possible. No one ever wanted to be on the bottom. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B][COLOR=darkblue]Tori, he needs to be chained to the bed, like i said before. Heheh. :naughty:[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=hotpink][size=1]Well, his birthday is in a week. ^_^ Heh... Chaining Ryan to the bed...Interesting.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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