stupid things happen to everyone

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue]Well, I know your fetish is [i]bondage.[/i]

We're spamming...

::scampers away::[/color]

[Guest Hikaru Ichijyo]

Looks at comments about chaining people to beds...ok :therock:

Umm moving on...I've done some really stupid things in my time also I'll start with the less embrassing one of the two...

1.)When I was in Freshmen year of high school there was a bully by the name of Johnathan. He one day during Gym really got on my nerves and I actually got into a fight with him. I was so mad I bounced off the bench and used the Locker to spring board myself at him with leverage. Sadly or stupidly -_- the guy literally took one step back so my jump kick in fact missed and I fell flat on my butt V_V bruising my elbow pretty bad.

2.)About 2 months back when I was in Cali, I went out with some co-workers and well got really really drunk. I was staying over a friends house and well apparently I was so out of it I used the bath tub instead of the toilet bowl to go. Really made a bad mess out of things, it was really stupid of me to do that, not to meantion really embrassing V_V.

[Lady Macaiodh]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick Hunter [/i]
[B] I was staying over a friends house and well apparently I was so out of it I used the bath tub instead of the toilet bowl to go. [/B][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=darkblue]While drunk I have used:

My parents' coat closet,
My friend's laundry pile,
My other friend's mop bucket,
A cup then poured it on another friend who had passed out.

I'm glad I don't get drunk anymore.

So, you see, the bathtub is really not that embarrassing.[/COLOR] :toothy:

[Guest Hikaru Ichijyo]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i]
[B][COLOR=darkblue]


I'm glad I don't get drunk anymore.

So, you see, the bathtub is really not that embarrassing.[/COLOR] :toothy: [/B][/QUOTE]

Hmm yes I guess its not that bad though the person did have shower curtains...V_V and well I didn't exactly open the curtains..to go.V_V

Hmmm laundry pile definitely need to remember that one for the next time something like that happens. O_o That's a new one...hmm oh yes and before I forget.

[b]Disclaimer:[/b]In no way does the messages of this board member pertain to the views of this board. Underage drinking is wrong :shifty: and in no way is Rick Hunter condoning his actions reasonable or saying kids under the drinking age should drink. Though that's their own choice....

That's enough of the pa announcment V_V I'll post two more stories later on...and they are almost as bad as the first two.

[Lilac oranges]

just the other day i did something i don't believe i'll live down. Monday morning at school, i looked really shocking because of a busy weekend, so 1 of my mates asks "are you stoned?" i spent 5mins convincing him that i wasn't and turned around and tripped up a flight of stairs. he really belived i wasn't stoned after that *sarcasim*.

treton_noir- you where talking about surfing on signs behing cars in your speacial x games? the way to do it is grab an old car bonnet (preferably from a dato) chain it to the back of a ute and jump on! they take about 4-5hrs on gravel before they ware through. the bottoms of push lawnmowers and those toddler push cars also work

[Guest cloricus]

Lilac... you mean you weren't stoned?
*Mumbles* could? a fouled me...

Hehehe.
I get tons of weird stuff happen. Hmm one of them would be when my eye gets saw and I see these really really weird colours. You know the sort that you see the second before you faint, but way more trippy. :P

[Lilac oranges]

nah cloricus that just because you don't clean your glasses! :p

[Guest cloricus]

*Looks* That's it? That's your best come back. Common...
*Takes off glasses to prove that they are not dirty...*
*Looks* Crap. How do you clean these things?
*Puts them back on, o0o0o cool colours!*
*Wants a sonic cleaner like they have at the glasses place.*

[Solo Tremaine]

I think one of the most stupid things I have done was in science class about four years ago. Some people were throwing sand around and things, so I was being very careful not to get hit by it. I was putting something back in a low cupboard underneath the windowsill when someone called out my name. I could see they were holding sand, and they were about to throw it. So I ducked, and slammed my head into the top of the cupboard -__-; That hurt lots.

I'm glad to say I've never been drunk or stoned, but I can get up to some weird stuff even without them. For part of a street entertainment thing for the Queen's Golden Jubilee last year (we had a little acting group that'd go around and perform at places), we decided to be someone carrying a dead body around in a shopping trolley. I was the dead body, rather studidly. Anyway, this went okay until the kids arrived. My friend who was transporting me in the trolley told the kids that they were going to leave me there and run off so as not to get caught (part of the act), and they did for a while. In the meantime I was getting very uncomfortable in this trolley- I don't know if anyone's ever been 'dumped' in a trolley as such, with your legs and arms hanging out, but if you have you'll know how painful it gets after a while.

Anyway, after a few seconds, the kids came back, and I was hijacked. There was nothing I could do as they ran me down this road and then stopped me and tried to nick my shoes. Luckily my friend rescued me just before I hit a car o_o; We never performed for them again.

Another thing which wasn't so much stupid as bizarre was when we were striking the set for a show we put on two years ago. We'd hired four large blocks of staging from this school several miles away, and we had to get them back. Unfortunately we hadn't booked a van to take them back. Fortunately, they had wheels, but were about six feet tall when folded up.

So, five of us decided to take them back to this school we'd got them from on the train. The nearest station was a few hundred metres walk, so we wheeled them along from the hall to outside and to the train station. As we were walking to the station, one of my friends managed somehow to knock his from the pavement and onto the road, where it swerved into oncoming traffic and fell over. Luckily, no-one was hurt... yet. He picked it up and brought it back to the pavement, and we managed to get it to the station without much further trouble (even though the staging had a large chunk taken out of it).

When the train arrived, we asked the guard very nicely if we could take them on.

Guard: O_O

Five minutes later we arrived at the station nearest the school. This station has a large gap between the train and the station, so we coulnd't use the ramp to get the staging off. Thus, they were thrown -__-;

The next problem we had with this station was the large stairs you have to walk down to get to ground level. With great difficulty, lots of swearing, shouting and worrying, we managed it. Then we had to get them to the school. Coming out of the station, one of us (the same one who had problems earlier) lost control of his staging and it [i]fell[/i] on his girlfriend, who was coming with us. Luckily, she didn't get hit badly, but the road did- one of the metal standy-bits crashed into the concrete and there's now a nice pot-hole there.

The worst part of this was probably having to actually onto the road to get to the other side of that station. Luckily, nothing happened, but it was very frightening.

By the time we got them back to the school (about half-an hour's walk away) we'd had few other accidents (besides someone being rammed into by another staging block, and getting their ankle cut open). Just as we left them in the car park for them to collect, just as we thought we'd had enough... one fell over and made a large dent in a car. We picked it up and left. Quickly.

There's a moral in there somewhere...

[treton_noir]

for some odd reason, the word "science" in the last post reminded me of this wonderful tale.

once upon a time, i was working at a boy scout summer camp (believe it or not, im am an eagle scout). i had found that if i dont strike the lighter, but just hold the gas lever down and put it in my mouth, i can can quickly fill my mouth with lighter fluid. removing the lighter, striking it, and blowing gently into the flame will produce a spectacle similar to fire breathers at a circus (but on a slightly smaller scale). dumb enough? not yet.

i decided to make a huge flame and sucked out 3 quarters of the fluid in a brand new lighter. i struck the lighter and blew. the falme went out and up at an angle. bright yellowish orange and im like, "man, that is awesome."
i stopped and sniffed the air around me. why did i smell burning hair?
OH ****! (my head was on fire. ^_^)

i put myself out without much trouble or damage to myself and sat down to catch my breath.
i thought...
"hmm..."
*sticks lighter in mouth*
"that was kind of scary"
*opens gas lever*
"..."
*empties lighter*

i struck and struck but all i got was sparks. finally, i got a tiny flame and i blew... a 2 foot blue flame out of my mouth. i watched in amazement and then in terror as my face burst into flame. (apparently all the gas from the first attempt had not combusted.)
i, being the quick thinker that i am, spit to put out the flame on my face, but all that came out was more gas which left my mouth in a glob, caught on fire, and flew through the air.
*thinking* "if i wasnt on fire..., that would be pretty cool."
i slapped the flame out, threw the lighter away, got some water, and turned back to my class of 10-12 yr old kids who were watching me in an almost revering way.
class- d*mn! that was awesome!

and thats how i set my self on fire [I]twice[/I] in 5 minutes.

[rokas]

I played with fire in my own time too. My dad was woodcuting and once took me along. He let me to light the fire and not I being able to took some gas without him seing. I didn't notice that I already had a litle spark going there on the wood and as soon as gas touched it... Flames went upwards, I jumped back, the neck of plastick canister gass was held in-started melting and I don't remember how, but some trees were left on fire. There wasn't too much damage tree fire was only on sticking-out roots, but we could no longer put the lid on melted top of canister.

I also set floor on fire hen I was about 5, when I saw I couldn't put out the flames, I simply went downstairs and pretented that nothing hapened. It's good thing my sister noticed the smoke(perants were away at the time)and put out the fire in time.

Parents told me that when I was three years old I tryed to set kitten on fire.

Couple days ago I acidentily spilled tea on the keyboard and now I'm using on-screen one. so excuse any spelling mistax