Kaede-san Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [center][color=red][b]My 200th post![/b][/center] [center]*Does the Can Can*[/center][/color] [color=darkblue][size=1]I was watching tv for the past week doin' nothing but that and being at the Otaku and I noticed alot of quotes from movies or saying and junk I really liked like from Shanghai knights I really like Owen Wilsen's quote:*I dunno if this is exactly what he says so BACK OFF!* "So how was that?" "It was Okay" "Okay!? I call that like...Kung Pow Chicken!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ See I love that! ^__^ plus funny quotes bring me to a point where I realize I am the exact same way! what's your fav quote? i'll post more of mine later but what about you?[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 here's two of my favorites from "Pulp Fiction" 1. Butch: are you OK? Marsellus: Naw, man. im pretty f*ckin far from OK. 2. Vincent(John Travolta) Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) and Marvin are riding through downtown after a man completely unloads his weapon on them and they walk away without a scratch. Jules thinks its a miracle. Vincent thinks its just a freak occurence. Vincent (turning around with gun casually in hand):What do you make of all this, Marvin? Marvin:I dont even have an opinion. Vincent:C'mon, Marvin. Do you think God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets? *Vincent's gun goes off* *Marvin's head explodes* Jules: What the f*cks happening? Vincent(calmly): Oh, man. I just shot Marvin in the face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 "I'm not really from outer space. It's a state of mental divergance. I find myself on the planet Ogo, preparing to subjegate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. And even though this is a completely convincing reality to me in every way, never-the-less I am mentally divergant. When I stop going there, I will be well." -LJ Washington (12 Monkeys) That isn't exactly how it goes... I'll edit later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semjaza Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 Office Space, one of my favorite movies... Excellent comedy that I think anyone should see, especially anyone that actually has worked in an office before heh. [b]Michael:[/b] We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the ***' prison! [b]Michael:[/b] PC Load Letter? What the **** does that mean? [b]Drew:[/b] I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh! [b]Michael:[/b] I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music. [b]Peter:[/b] Oh that is not right, Michael. [b]Peter:[/b] I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight. [b]Samir:[/b] Peter, she's anorexic. [b]Peter:[/b] Yeah, I know. They guy's really good. [b]Michael:[/b] Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. [b]Samir:[/b] You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. [b]Michael:[/b] There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys. [b]Samir:[/b] Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?. [b]Michael:[/b] No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks! [b]Bob Slidell:[/b] What.. what would you say... you do here? [b]Tom:[/b] Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! [b]Peter:[/b] When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? [b]Lawrence:[/b] ****, no man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked saying something like that, man. [b]Peter Gibbons:[/b] What would you do if you had a million dollars? [b]Lawrence:[/b] I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 man, i love that movie. office space is funny as piss, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [b]Samir-[/b] "No one in this country can ever pronounce my name name right. It's not that hard... 'Na-ee-na-na-jaad', Nayananajaad." I got the spelling from the subtitles on the DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [color=darkblue]"Dogma" had some of the best lines of all time, especially when Jay wakes up after God kills Bartleby. But I can't quote it because he says the word "****" too many times. Another-- Jay (to Bethany as she storms off): Hey, guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know! ::Rufus falls out of the sky & lands on the pavement:: Jay (looking up): Beautiful big-tittied naked chicks don't just fall out of the sky, you know! ::Nothing happens:: Jay gets all the best lines. Heh, I love that movie.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [color=ff00cc] [size=1]ooo... There's so many!! ^_^;; (I'm saying these all from memory. Don't blame me if I get some wrong. -.o) [b]Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring[/b] ----- "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."-Galadriel ----- "Even the wisest cannot tell, for a mirror shows many things."- Galadriel ----- "Are you frightened? Not nearly frightened enough; I know what hunts you."- Strider/ Aragorn [b]Lord of the Rings: Two Towers:[/b] "What's Taters, precious?" -Smeagol "PO-TA-TOES." -Sam ----- "The evenstar does not wax and waver. It is mine to give to whom I will; like my heart."- Arwen ----- "What's happening?"- Gimli "Shall I describe it to you? Or should I find you a better box?"- Legolas ----- "Le abdollen." (You're late)- Legolas ----- "Legolas! Two already!"- Gimli "I'm on seventeen."- Legolas [b]Shanghai Knights:[/b] "Who loves you baby?"- Jackie Chan ----- "You have to open up to other cultures."- Owen Wilson "This country blows." ----- "You think you're so cool with your karate." Owen Wilson [b]8 Mile:[/b] "You're the ******* franchise, man!" -...person "Franchise? I take the ******* bus to work." -Eminem More to come... ^_^;;[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 Dumb and Dumber: "You sold my dead bird to a BLIND KID!?" Zoolander "I beleve you can Dere-lick my balls." "I can Dere-lick my own balls." Mall-Rats "FLY FAT-A** FLY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [B]Austin Powers 3[/B] [I]Austin Powers' father:[/I] There are two things I hate in this world... the first is all kinds of racial inequality. The second, are the Dutch. [B]X Men[/B] [I]Wolverine:[/I] Storm... Sabretooth... *Turns to Proffesor X*. What do they call you... Wheels? [B]Daredevil[/B] [I]Bullseye:[/I] You impressive girly, real impressive... but me? I'm magic! That isn't a film, but it has to be in here... [B]Family Guy[/B] [I]Peter:[/I] Petro numor slappywag, which is Petorian for; More beer you slappywag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Tremaine Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [b]Evolution[/b] Bear in mind I don't know how to spell some of these words. Harry: *upon seeing hundreds of dead dragon-like creatures on a rocky slope* Great Google-moogle! That had me in stitches for ages. *when they're chasing the dragon in the store* Wayne: Kaw! Kaw! Ka-ka ka-ka! Kakakaka! Tooky-tooky! Harry: Wayne, I think we've established that 'ka-ka ka-ka' and 'tooky-tooky' [i]don't work[/i]. Wayne: Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [b]Stand By Me[/b] All Four Kids- "LEECHES!" [b]Signs[/b] Mel Gibson- "It's time for an a**whupping." They round the house. Mel Gibson- "I cursed." Joaqueen Phoenix- "I heard" :) And forgive me if I spelled Joaqueens name wrong. I was doing it phoneticlly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cora Jane 2 Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [b]Darkness Falls [/b] "All this over a F*cking tooth!!" "I see you b*tch!" more to come later... i just like these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 The one from my sig is one of my favorite quotes... I also love that quote that DOK said from Signs...thats a great scene... Mel: I'm insane with anger! Pheonix: I see you, I'm gonna kick your ****ing *** *****! Mel: I'm getting madder! You better leave! Pheonix: I see you, better run faster *****! Time to die! Mel: *makes some funky noise* I'm gonna get ya! Pheonix: I'm coming for you mother ****er! *then points to DOK's post* Oh man that was hilariouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 here's one from dogma... rufus(chris rock) is explaining how the dead watch the living and know everything about them. Jay: oh! say something about me. Rufus: you masturbate constantly. Jay: aw, man. everybody knows that sh*t. tell me something that nobody knows. Rufus: when you do it, youre thinking about guys. *Silent Bob slowly turns a disgusted face at Jay* Jay:not all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat 2 Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 this is one of my favs. i'll edit if i remember more. my minds is all topsy-turvey. if i mispell some things or it's not right dont blame me its my mind's fault. SIGNS bow:theres a monster outside my window can i have a glass of water? VHD:BLOODLUST D: I wouls if i could believe you meier. your credibility however is less than impecible under the surcumsatnces...you kidnapped the girl. thats all i can think right now. i mean think OF right now. stupid me...stupid stupid me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoMax Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [b]Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring[/b] Sam: Oh, I wasn't dropping no eaves sir! Honest! Although I did hear a great deal about a ring, a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't turn me into anything.....unnatural. Gandalf: No. I have a better use for you Samwise Gamgee. --------------------------------------------------------- [b]Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark[/b] Pedro:Let's go, there is nothing to fear here! Indy:*holding Pedro back*That's what scares me. --------------------------------------------------- Belloq: Who knows Jones, in 1 thousand years, even you might be worth something! Indy: *in tomb* Ha ha! *under breath* son of a b**** ---------------------------------------------------- [b]Indian Jones and the Last Crusade[/b] Henry Jones:Can you land this thing? Indy: Fly? yes! Land? No! ------------------------------- *Henry jones is shooting at a German fghter with a machine gun and hits the tail of their own plane* Henry:*to Indy* I'm sorry son, they got us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by treton_noir [/i] [B]here's one from dogma... rufus(chris rock) is explaining how the dead watch the living and know everything about them. Jay: oh! say something about me. Rufus: you masturbate constantly. Jay: aw, man. everybody knows that sh*t. tell me something that nobody knows. Rufus: when you do it, youre thinking about guys. *Silent Bob slowly turns a disgusted face at Jay* Jay: not all the time! [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=darkblue]::Bethany enters the strip club:: Bethany: What are you guys doing here? Jay (pointing at silent Bob): Trying to prove to this guy that I'm not gay![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tursi Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 pippin: they come in pints?!?! i'm getting one! pippin: baggins? i know a baggins. Frodo baggins. second cousin on my mothers side, twiced removed if you know what i mean. (sorry if i did that wrong.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "I'm here to kick a** and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treton_noir Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 one from "the wash" (with snoop dogg and dr. dre) a masked man just robbed the car wash where snoop works. the police find the mask on the ground and take a photo of it. they bring the photo to the car wash and begin speaking to snoop dogg. police officer: have you seen this man? *snoop looks at photo and scowls* snoop:thats a mask, fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emjay Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 I got this from this cartoon where they were like- in space, I can't remember what it was called, but here's what they said: One dude: "Huston, we have a problem" Huston: "why do you always call me when you have a problem, why can't you just call to say hello er something?!?" here is another one from ET (entertainment tonight, I wouldn't de cot dead watching that one movie) Interviewer: "Why should they continue the races" (something like that) The dude he interviewed: "Because Dale Earnheart died, but NASCAR didn't die with him" I have sumore but I don't remember any right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.A. Rod. Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "Count the shells, sucka duck!" Jay from Dogma "I know Kung Fu" Neo from the Matrix "What we have here is a failure to comunicate" Some guy from Cool Hand Luke "The fall will probably kill ya!" Paul Newman from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. "Is this the elevator?" Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday "Boards.. don't hit back." Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 [quote][i]Orriginally Posted by Emjay- Spelling Corrected By DOK[/i] [b]I wouldn't get caught dead watching that one movie.[/b][/quote] And what is wrong with ET? (The ExtraTerrestrial) [b]From ET (Extra Terrestrial)[/b] [b]ET-[/b] "Phone Home..." [b]From The Replacements-[/b] [b]??-[/b] "The Mick's right." [b]Nigel-[/b] "I'm not a Mick! I'm bloody Welsh!" --------?? grabs Nigel's head. [b]??-[/b] "What. Ever." [b]Nigel-[/b] "Bloody Hell... I'm gonna go sit with the deaf kid!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tursi Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 star wars- han: laugh it up fuz ball ----- leia: i'd just as soon kiss a wookie han: that can be arragned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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