Your Fav Quotes from Movies.....

[Jesus Chicken]

From "Da Ali G Movie"

Ali: "That's a very sexist way to talk about dese bitches."

From Grosse Point Blank

John Cusack: Hi, I represent a special mens group, we specialise in ritual killings.

From Orange County:

(forget his name); whatthef***?!


More to be comin!

[BlueGender]

[size=1][color=blue]Here are my three favorite quotes from Fight Club what I think to be the best movie of all time.

[B]Fight Club[/B]
QUOTE ONE:
[B]Narrator:[/B] "A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
[B]Business woman on plane:[/B] "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"
[B]Narrator:[/B] "You wouldn't believe."
[B]Business woman on plane:[/B] "Which car company do you work for?"
Narrator: "A major one."

QUOTE TWO:
[B]Tyler:[/B] "Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?"
[B]Narrator:[/B] "No, I did not know that, is that true?
[B]Tyler:[/B] "That's right. One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items."
[B]Narrator:[/B] "Really."
[B]Tyler:[/B] "If one were so inclined."

QUOTE THREE:
[B]Voice-over:[/B] "I think this is about where we came in."
[B]Tyler:[/B] "Any last words?"
[B]Narrator:[/B] "I still can't think of anything."
[B]Tyler:[/B] "Oh flashback humour, very funny."
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[Circ]

Zak: I didn't know you knew Karate!
Franceseca: I don't! That was ballet!
[i]Clockstoppers[/i]

[treton_noir]

BlueGender, i love you.
*loves Fight Club*
*wants to watch Fight Club*
i love brad pitt, too.
*dies*

[SaiyanPrincessX]

[COLOR=sienna]The Mummy[/COLOR]
"Death is only the begining" -Evelyn Carnahan

"Do you swear?" -Eveyln
"Every damn day" -Rick O'Connell
"Thats not what I men't" -Evelyn
"Whats your little problem got to do with his majesties royal air corp?"-Winston Havloc
"Not a damn thing" -Rick
"Is it dangerous?" Winston
"Well you probebly won't live through it" -Rick
"By jove do you really think so?" -Winston
"Well everyone else we've bumped into has died, why not you?" -Jonathan Carnahan
"Whats the the challenge then?" -Winston
"Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world." -Rick
"Ah-ha-ha Winston Havloc at your service sir, ah-ha-ha" -Winston

"You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this" -Evelyn
"Yeah something like that" -Rick

"Who the hell are these guys?" -Rick
"Priests, Imhoteps priests" -Ardeth Bey
"Alright then..." -Rick

[COLOR=chocolate]The Mummy Returns[/COLOR]
"This is bad Evy!" -Rick O'Connell
"We've had bad before!" -Evelyn O'Connell
"This is worse!" -Rick

"Mum, dad, I can explain everything" -Alex O'Connell

"Hey, The Book of the Dead!" -Alex
"What a bright little child, you're mother must be missing you terribly, if you wish to see her again then you better behave" -Meela/Anuk-Sanumun
"Lady I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?" -Alex
"Because you're parents wouldn't put poisonois snakes in your bed while you were sleeping" -Meela/Anuk-sanamun

"Hello.. Uh Jonathan I thought I said no more wild parties" Rick
"Well when your popular..ack" -Jonathan Carnahan
"Uh folks, knowing my brother-in-law I'm sure he deserves whatever your about to do to him but this is my house and I have certain rules about snakes and dis-memberment" -Rick

"My dad is going to kick your arse" -Alex

"You lighten up, you big trouble, you, get in the car" -Rick

"Alex I want you to stay here and protect the car" -Rick
"I could do that!" -Jonathan
"Protect the car.. Come on dad, just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid" Alex
"I know" -Rick
"If you see anyone running out screaming, its just me" -Jonathan
"Maybe you should stay here, and watch him" -Rick
"Yes, yes, now your talking!" Jonathan

"O'Connell does not want to beleive. He flies like Horus towards his destiny" -Ardeth Bey
"Yes, yes, very interseting. Now about this gold pyramid.." -Jonathan

"Oh the old wipe out the world ploy" -Jonathan


[COLOR=teal]Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls[/COLOR]
"Ya know, you could poke somebodies eye out with that thing" -Ace

"Loo-zaaa-heerr" -Ace

"Slinky, slinky, go slinky, go!" -Ace

"Bumble bee tuna" -Ace

Shikaka..Shikaka. Heh heh, shishcabob, shashankredeption, Chicago!" -Ace

[COLOR=crimson]Undercover Brother[/COLOR]
"You mess with the fro you gotta go" -Undercover Brother
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I think I may have gotten a little carried away with TM/TMR qoutes. Eep, I love every qoute in the movies so yeah.. ^_^; I could wright out the whole movie but I won't go that far.

[Muse]

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[U]The Yellow Submarine[/U]
( DONT LAUGH!)

Old Fred: What would your friends be doing here?
Ringo Starr: Displayin'
Old Fred: Displayin' what?
Ringo: Dis Playing Around.

Mayor: My! Your faces!
Paul McCartney(My favorite): We're quite cute, really.

[U]The Grinch[/U]

(The Grinches outgoing machine) If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you'd like to fax me, press the Star Key.

[U]Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring[/U]

Leggy: You have my Bow

Leggy: There's a fell voice in the air

Considering all of my Leggy's quotes are my favorites, i'll leave it there;)

[u]Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers[/u]

Gimli: Couldn't you have picked a better spot? Whats happening!?
Leggy: Would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli: C'mon, we can take them!
Aragorn: Its quite a long way there
Gimli: ... Toss me! Oh, but dont tell the elf.

Gimli: HAh! I am at two, Legolas!
Leggy: I am at seventeen.

Leggy:(After Aragorn appears)You look terrible.

Samwise: PO-TA-TOES

Smeagol: Stupid, FAT Hobbit! You keep your nasty fish and chips!


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[GinnyLyn]

[b][u]Speed[/u][/b] (This one always stuck with me, though I don't recall the names. And forgive me for misquoting.)
K.Reeves: *hands a bus passenger his cellphone* Now I want you to repeat everything I say to my buddy on the phone.
*Nervous passenger nods. Reeves finds the bomb attached to the bus.*
Reeves: **** me.
Passenger: *gulp; into phone* ...oh darn.

[b][u]US Marshalls[/u][/b]
Sam: You got a weapon?
New Guy: Yeah. Big one.
Sam: *growl* Sure you want to get cute with me?

Sorry, memory blanking out. I'll come back 'soon's I remember some more.

[Sara]

[size=1]I know y'all are just on the edge of your chair waiting for me to post. ^_~

[i]The Last Unicorn[/i]

[b]Unicorn:[/b] There has never been a spell on me before. [i]There has never been a world in which I was not known.[/i]
[b]Schmendrick:[/b] Oh, I know exactly how you feel. It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.

[b]Molly:[/b] Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
[b]Cat:[/b] Because I be what I be. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, mum, but I be a Cat. [i]And no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.[/i]

[b]Schmendrick:[/b] Walk through a clock? What am I, a magician?

[b]Amalthea:[/b] Don't let him change me. The Red Bull has no care for human beings, we may walk out past him and get away.
[b]Schmendrick:[/b] If we do that, all the unicorns of the world will remain prisoners forever -- except one, and she will grow old and die.
[b]Amalthea:[/b] [i]Everything dies! I want to die when you die. I'm no unicorn, no magical creature. I'm human, and I love you. Don't let him! Lir, I will not love you when I am a unicorn.[/i]
[b]Lir:[/b] Amalthea, don't.
[b]Schmendrick:[/b] Then let the quest end here. I don't think I could change you back even if you wished it. Marry the prince and live happily ever after.
[b]Amalthea:[/b] Yes, that is my wish.
[b]Lir:[/b] No. Milady, I am a hero. And heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned. Unicorns may go unrescued for a long time, but not forever. [i]The happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story.[/i]
[b]Molly:[/b] [i]But what if there isn't a happy ending at all?[/i]
[b]Schmendrick:[/b] [i]There are no happy endings, because nothing ends. [/i]

[b]Schmendrick:[/b] [i]She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns she is the only one who knows what regret is. And love.[/i]

Anyone who knows and loves this movie gets a million golden stars. ^_^[/size]

[GuyYouMetOnline]

Some of my favorites are from Digimon: The Movie.

(Tai, Kari, and Koromon are in Tai and Kari's bedroom)
Older Kari's voice: Once a Digimon truly becomes your friend, he'll do anything for you. (Koromon poops) [i]Any[/i]thing.

(Izzy is adding flour to cake batter)
Izzy: Do i have enough of this stuff?
Tai's mom: Beats me. This is the first time I've used flour to bake a cake.

Endigomon: [i]Destrooooooooooooooooy![/i]
Davis: He has a lot of issues.

Willis: Davis, you're a baby!
Davis: Who are you callin' a baby, you baby? (Looks at himself) Ack! I'm a baby!

[Jeebs]

Here are a few of my favorite quotes from Austin Powers: Goldmember.

[B]Goldmember:[/B] Dr. Evil. Can I paint this yahoo gold?
[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] *rides up to Goldmember in his motorized chair* How 'bout no ya freaky Dutch *******?!

[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] Our early attempts at a working tractor beam went throught several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H! *Scotty starts laughing* What is it?
[B]Scotty:[/B] Why don't you just call it opperation *** cream ya ***?
[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] I'm sorry. Did ya want some icecream?
[B]Scotty:[/B] Yes. I would love some chocolate *** cream.
[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] Perhaps later.
[B]No. 2:[/B] Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] Yeah?
[B]Frow:[/B] Yes el doctair. It's a really good plan.
[B]Dr. Evil:[/B] Yes, Frow. On the whole I think Preparation H feels good. *Scotty starts laughing* What is it now?
[B]Scotty:[/B] Nothing. Ya know what? I totally agree. Preparation H [I]does[/I] feel good...on the hole.

[JCBaggee]

[color=red][size=1][font=arial]VHD: Bloodlust--
"Are you the son of the Vampire King? Who are you? Who are you Dunpeal?"

Uhhhh....crap....I had more, but now I can't remember them. Ah, I'll put 'em up later.

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[Jesus Chicken]

From Hitch Hikers Guide to the galaxy

Ford: WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?!!!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[I]Arthur just cut off the black night's arm[/I]
Arthur: Your arms off!

Black Knight: No it isn't

Arthur: what's that then?

Black Night: I've had worse.

Arthur: You LIAR!!

[BlueGender]

[SIZE=1][Color=blue][U]8-Mile[/U]

Jimmy Smith Jr: Do you ever wonder at what point you have to stop living up here and start living down here?
Friend: Yea man, it's at about 6:30 every morning

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[conpiracymonki]

[b][size=1][u]Analyze That[/u]
DeNiro:[/b] Maria, Maria, Maria!
[b]Doc:[/b] Paul? It's me.
[b]DeNiro:[/b] Maria...
[b]Doc:[/b] ....Tony?
[b]DeNiro:[/b] MARIA! I'm so scared!

[b]Guy:[/b] Well, we don't have much going for us in the case..
[b]Doc:[/b] You don't?
[b]Guy:[/b] No. You see, two of the witnesses didn't want to confess, and the other committed suicide.
[b]Doc:[/b] Oh no...
[b]Guy:[/b] Yeah... he stabbed himself four times in the back and jumped into a river..

[b]DeNiro:[/b] Coffee?
[b]L. Kudrow[/b] I'm sorry?
[b]DeNiro:[/b] Did someone mention coffee?
[b]L. Kudrow[/b] Yeah, you said you wanted some.
[b]DeNiro:[/b] So what's the hold up?

[b]Doc:[/b] I'm grieving, you know. It's a process. (Said about 10 times throughout the whole film, lol)

[b][u]TCM[/b][/u]
*they break a dining table*
'We told you there were termites around'
*they break their beds*
'It's those termites again'
*they rip all the clothes*
'It was the rats, I bet'
*teacher tells them to get rid of the termite and rat nests*
'Where are we going to find termites and rats? The birds got them.. -_-'

*hugs a wooden pillar*
'Master! I don't want to go to lessons! I'm scared! ..Master! You've grown ever so smooth and old and hard... but still as handsome as ever!'[/size]

[KittyLynn]

[COLOR=deeppink]Well. I like the "quote" from the movie ...um...Right! Rush Hour 2..

[B]Gay Designer:[/B]We have to put a dead animal on you...I'm thinking..Croc Skin...um...Buttercream..Crocskin..Buttercream...What siz its the waste lets go in...

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Its really funny if any of you have seen it..Or I'm just the retarded one..^_^;;[/COLOR]