RPG Adventures in PlushieLand!

[DeathKnight]

[color=crimson]LK requested I start this since she is leading a busy life these days, and has had a few setbacks in starting it..
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[b]Ken's Side[/b]-

A dark figure landed with a hard thud onto the balcony, the silence of the place fraying my already bleeding nerves. He glanced downwards, noteing it odd that he didnt see as many plushies about. Dark clouds were forming on the horizon, lightning rashly thrashing through the midst of it, thunder's boom quietening with the distance. His cloak shifted uneasily in a sudden burst of wind, his hair flailing as much as his coat.

Slowly approaching a grand balcony door, adorned with fine jewels and designary, he rapped on it twice and waited patiently, shifting uneasily a few times and glanceing into the windows on either side of the door, arching an eyebrow after enough time had passed. He placed his hand on the door, and it suddenly opened, a soft glow from the figure's hands fadeing quickly.

He walked through a bedroom, raising his hood up over his head, and into the main throne room, dozens of plushies standing about in the room, the throne oddly abesent for today. The plushie turned at the sound of footsteps and gasped, several guards reaching for their weapons.

[b]Ken[/b]: No way to treat a former bodyguard of the Queen, is it?

[b]Plushie[/b]: Its destiny!

[b]Plushie 2[/b]: YES! We have someone to help us in this war!

[b]Ken[/b]: War? Destiny?

[b]Plushie 3[/b]: Yes! Mini-Flash's war! The fight that we are losing..

[b]Ken[/b]: Mini-Flash? He could never fight against the troops of the Queen.

[b]Plushie[/b]: Not if the Troops of the Queen are under his control.

[b]Ken[/b]: Damn.

[b]Plushie 5[/b]: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^ .^~! WAR WAR WAR LA LA LA LA!

[b]Ken[/b]: ... That, scarily enough, reminds me. Where's Mini-Ken?

[b]Plushie 3[/b]: He went on a mission and never returned. He is either dead, under their control, or fighting them with no help what so ever.

[b]Ken[/b]: And the Queen?[/color]

[Guest Zeh]

[color=003399][b]PlushieI:[/b] Why are we waiting again?

[b]PlushieII:[/b] Are you gonna argue with Flash?

[b]PlushieIII:[/b] Shut up you two, Zeh's coming back, he's right behind you.

[i]Zeh was one of four leiutentants in Mini-Flash's army. No one really knows how he got here, he just sort of "came" one day, and he's been a leiutentant since.

He walked up to the group and spoke.[/i]

[b]Zeh:[/b] Alright, follow me, Flasheh wants to see you now.

[i]The three got up and silently followed Zeh. [/i] [/color]

[Tigervx]

[COLOR=teal]As the army that Mini-Flash assigned him with, he looked over the cliff to see a town garrisoned with Queen legionares and Archers of the Queen. He looked at his army, with about the same amount of numbers, but seige weapons. Catapults, balistas, and Trebuchets with Cows in them...

Mini-VX: WAIT A MINUTE! Whats a cow doing in a catapult!?

Plushie Soldier I: Well, you said get some stuff to launch at the town, and we found cows so meh.

Mini-VX: LIKE ROCKS YOU FOOLS! Not cows! Get rocks!

Plushie Soldier II: ok...

Mini-VX: well, ARCHERS! IGNITE ARROWS!

The archers just stand there while in the background the three plushie soldiers trying to lift rocks stumble one, another one trips over a rock.

Mini-VX: What part of that did you not understand!?

Plushie Archer I: Ignite...

Plushie Archer II: Arrows...

Plushie Archer III: Archers...

Balista plushie crew I: Well...

Mini-VX: Your not even an ARCHER!

Balista plushie crew: Well you didn't say what part did you not understand, ARCHERS? Did ya?

Mini-Vx simply slapped his head.

Mini-VX: just atttack, just attack you idiots...

And the seige began.





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[Kaede-san]

[color=darkblue][size=1]Sessy looked around as the wind blew she smiled as she look from the balcony to the tall castle miles away.

[b]Sessy:[/b]Ah yes Miss Queen...........your day shall come! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
[b]Plushie II:[/b]Sesshoumaru.....Please do come in..............
[b]Sessy:[/b]Where's Flash?
[b]Plushie I:[/b]Master Flash awaits his crew inside......
[b]Sessy:[/b]uhh......I dunno but my ears......they hear of no Ken.... that psychotic plushie with the Chainsaw of Damnation.....Ken he's EVIL EVIL! EVIL!
[b]???:[/b]Just because Ken holder of the COD destroyed your reputation as one of the most unstoppable evil plushies you don't have to be so jealous! ^_^
[b]Sessy:[/b]Who's that?
[b]???:[/b]One of those evil plushies with a scoop on our enemies! ^_~
[b]Sessy:[/b].......O_O.....I know you! your the witch who after Ken's victory framed me and made the Queen of plushies turn me into a plushie!!!!!!
[b]???:[/b]I did?........I ROCK!
[b]???:[/b]Sheik's the name.........Hide 'n' Sheik's m'a game! ^_^
[b]Sessy:[/b]Wheren't you once working for Miss Queen?
[b]Sheik:[/b]I was till I realized that I wasn't one to be called "Goody Two Shoes" by Mini Ken! -.- He makes me SICK! that Evil plushie of burden!
[b]Plushie II[/b]Uhh excuse me....ladies......Flash is...waiting.......^_^;
[b]Sessy & Sheik:[/b]STAY OUTTA THI-- OH!....yes thankyou...please lead us to Flash.............

The Two girls both make their way into the room in which all the other plushies where waiting.......
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[Tigervx]

[COLOR=teal]Mini-VX: Ah geez, i forgot about the meeting with all this battle, but you can take over corporal, right?

Plushie I: Yes sir.

Mini-VX: Good, now how can I get to the Castle in 15 minutes... Any ideas?

The Corporal points to the catapults...

Mini-VX: oh goodey...

After Mini-VX had been launched, and painfully hit the castle wall with an unashuring *Crunch* he walked into the castle for Mini-Flashe's meeting.


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[Alexa]

[size=1][i]Mini Alexie heard a couple of plushies talking in hushed tones, and decided to listen. She hovered up into a tree.[/i]
Plushie I: Some others and I have captured 5 plushies, alliance of the Queen.
Mini Jirri: [shoves plushie] Whatever. Good. I expect more from you.
Plushie I: Yes...yes. We are going now, these plushies are bieng held in a cave, at the foot of that mountain [points to a mountain in the horizon] Its very discreet, no one will find them there. We will put them under Mini Flash's control in the morning.
Mini Jirri waved his hand tiredly.
Mini Jirri: Tommorow, I want at least 100 plushies.
[i]Mini Alexie listned, openmouthed. 100 of Miss Queen's plushies were going to be brainwashed to be slaves of Mini Flash. Mini Alexie flapped her wings experimentally, and set of to the mouintain the plushies were bieng held hostage.[/i][/size]

[Boo]

Apo: Baaaah! Mini-VX. You hurt yourself against wall?

Mini-VX: Where did you suddenly came from?!

Apo: From outside... *rolls eyes* Well. Did you hurt yourself?

Mini-VX: A little. Why?

Apo: Okay. Just wanna know.

[I]Apo walked through to the Meeting hall leaving VX blinking for a few seconds. Then Apo suddenly bowed his head and stood still. The next moment he suddenly laughed the brains out of his head (which were rare already).[/I]

Apo: BAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

Mini-VX: Whats so funny?!

Apo: You! Baaaahaaaa!

Mini-VX: I dont see anything funny about it!

Apo: Well baah! Because YOU crashed, I didnt! Baaahaaa! *cough*

Mini-VX: *blink* *blink*

[I]Mini-VX walked off to the hall and this time leaving Apo standing there.[/I]

Apo: V? Where be you? Mini-VX? *blink* Ill better go to the meeting...

[I]When arriving in the meeting hall:...[/I]

Apo: Ahem!....................................... You guys dont believe what Mini-VX just happend!

Mini-VX: Oh boy >_>

[I]After Apo told the whol story and noticed nobody liked it he said:[/I]

Apo: Of course I didnt found it funny at all.

Others: *blink* Blink*

[conpiracymonki]

[i][size=1]
Disturbed seagulls squawked as they flew overhead in fear; fleeing from the echoing scream of multiple gunshot blasts. The birds flew away, and there was silence again at the cliff-top.[/i]

[color=ff00cc][b]'I hate these goody goody plushies!'[/color][/b]

[i]The young schoolgirl blew on the smoking barrels of her shotgun, before resting it against a shoulder, and then letting her hands slide down, gun against the floor.[/i]

[color=ff00cc][b]'You!'[/color]
'M-Mm-Me, Lieutenant Mini-Ajenia?'
[color=ff00cc]'Yes you! My fingers hurt from shooting so much. Cooouuld you please just throw the remaining PoW over the edge for me please? ^^'[/color]
'But Lieutenant... Master Flash said to take them all back to be brainwashed'
[color=ff00cc]'But it's too far back. It'll take too long to bring them back. And they wouldn't make good soldiers anyway. Umm.. yeah! ^^'[/color]
'Yes ma'am...'
[color=ff00cc]'Oh and umm... pillaging'll take too long. Just burn the village down, right? I want to move on to the next village as soon as possible ^^'[/color]
'Yes ma'am..'[/b]

[i]The little girl walked down the steep climb of the hilly cliff slowly, snickering in private delight. She'd find him soon enough...

..she would.[/i][/size]

[Deedlit]

[color=009966][i]Mini-Elsyan paced around anxiously. Miss Queen hadn't been seen by anyone all morning, leaving the throne empty, and no one knew where she had gone. Elsyan tightened her grip on her staff. Now was not the time for the Queen to go missing, especially since about a hundred others were missing, possibly because of that Mini-Flash and his minions. Grrr! Just let Elsyan get sight of that no-good plushie, then she'll show him!

Mini-Elsyan paused in her pacing to concentrate on one of her spells. She had already tried it, but it wouldn't hurt to try again. Focusing her powers, the magic took Elsyan's spirit away, letting it soar around the castle. Like last time, Miss Queen was nowhere to be found. Her spirit returned to her body, and Elsyan's eyes snapped open. She started rubbing her hands together as if she were cold.[/i]

Mini-Elsyan: "Brrr! That spell always makes me go numb!"

[i]She pulled her robes closer around herself, then walked down the hall. She saw two soldiers standing at their posts.[/i]

Mini-Elsyan: "You two. Do you have any clue as to where our Queen is?"

Plushie: "Queen? Nope! Not at all. ^___^"

Plushie 2: "No, no, nope."

Mini-Elsyan: "What about the missing plushies?"

Plushie: "Missing plushies? Nope! Not at all. ^___^"

Plushie 2: "No, no, nope."

Mini-Elsyan: "Well do you know [i]anything?![/i]"

Plushie: "Anything? Nope! Not at all. ^___^"

Plushie 2: "No, no, nope."

[i]Mini-Elsyan gave up and flung her arms in exasperation.[/i]

Mini-Elsyan: "Oh, go make yourselves useful!"

[i]Mini-Elsyan turned around and left, not waiting for their "nopes" to answer her. She turned and walked towards the throne room. Hopefully there was someone who could give her answers.[/i][/color]

[Flash]

[center][i]Four rings for the Admin-kings under the sky,
Six for the Super-Mods in their forums of stone,
Twenty-Two for Mortal Mods, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In Flashy's Dark castle, where the Shadows lie.[/i][/center]

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] So, did you like it? I wrote it myself.

[b]Mini-VX:[/b] Very good, M'Lord. But, It seems vaugely familiar..

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] You [b]dare[/b] to call me a counterfeit!?

[b]Mini-VX:[/b] No, M'Lord, it's just that it seems very similar to, erm, that book, the Lord of the Rings.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Yes, I know that.

[b]Mini-VX:[/b] You do, M'Lord?

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Yes. I wrote it.

[b]Mini-VX:[/b] Uh, M'Lord, I couldn't help but notice that the Lord of the Rings seems to be written by one 'J.R.R. Tolkien'..

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] You [b]dare[/b] to call me a liar, and a thief?!?

[b]Mini-VX:[/b] Well, uh.. Yes M'Lord.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Wrong answer! *fwap*

[i]Mini-VX was slapped upside the head with the blunt edge of Flashy's broadsword, causing him to stumble backwards. Mini-Flash stood up, and looked at the other plushies in his throne room, pointing his sword out at them, and asking a single question.[/i]

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] And what did you think of my poem?

[b]All:[/b] Most excellent, M'Lord.

[b]Mini-Apo:[/b] Most amazing poem I've ever heard, M'Lord.

[b]Mini-Sessy:[/b] Best. Poem. Ever, M'Lord.

[b]Mini-Zeh:[/b] Lord Flasheh! Our armies grow stronger by the minute, and the morale of the enemy is declining! There is word in the open world that the towers of Plushieland will soon topple, and the legion of Flash will cross the plain like a storm, and erradicate the Queen and all those who serve her!

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Haha! Even the common-folk of the world are starting to realise I am the greatest Plushie ever to walk these lands!

[i]At that moment, Flash sheathed his sword, and pulled out a Cellphone. He quickly pressed in a string of numbers, and held the phone to his ear, wandering over to a window, where he had a clear view of the Queen's grand castle and city, on the other side of the great plains. The phone clicked, and a voice spoke.[/i]

[b]Secretary:[/b] Castle of Plushieland, how may I help you?

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] ahh, *cough*, Hey-low. I ahm the Chancellor of Plooshdom, und I vould be liking to spek vith ze Queen, dank you.

[i]The secretary rolled her eyes, and tapped a few buttons.[/i]

[b]Secretary:[/b] *sigh* ...Hold please.

[i]A messenger boy ran into the Queen's Throne room, holding a silver tray with the royal cellphone laying upon it.[/i]

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] Yes?

[b]Messenger:[/b] Phone call, Your Majesty. It's Mini-Flash. Again.

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] Oh, god. Is he still doing the German accent thing?

[b]Messenger:[/b] Yes, Your Majesty.

[i]Miss Queen rolled her eyes, and reluctantly picked up the phone.[/i]

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] Hello, Flash.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Hey-low, Miss Kveen! Who ees Vlash? I know ov no Vlash.

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] I know it's you Flash. This is the sixth time
you've called.. today.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] I do not know who you are spekingg ov, Miss Kveen. But thees Vlash you spek ov zounds veery zmart, und handsome!

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] Let me guess. You called to tell me that your Kingdom is better than my Kingdom, and my Kingdom is really really lame, and your Kingdom has better snack trays then we do.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] What? How'd you know?!

[b]Miss Queen:[/b] It's what you said the last [i]Five times[/i] you called.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Uh, um... Mini-Flash fo' life, yo! *click*

[i]The dial tone kicked in, and Miss Queen hung up the phone. Next time, she just wasn't going to pick up.

Back in his Dark castle, Mini-Flash looked towards his minions, and laughed with an evil cackle.[/i]

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Bwehehehehe! Am I not [i]ingenious[/i]?!

[b]Mini-Zeh:[/b] Prank phone calls... Exquisite, M'Lord.

[b]Mini-Flash:[/b] Yes, yes. Now, make haste, we--well, should I say, [i]you[/i] have much preparing to do. Ready the steeds! The cavalry shall depart by nightfall!

[b]All[/b] Yes, M'Lord!

[i]All the Plushie minions in the throne room ran out at once, preparing the Dark Cavalry's horses for battle.[/i]

[Tigervx]

[COLOR=teal]Vx paced down the halls towards the stables to prepare his unit of Cavalary. On his way he saw one of the snack trays with a pink sticker on it with the words:

Words: Property of [strike] the Queen's [/strike]Mini-Flash! Bwahahahahahahah!

Mini-Vx: -_-'' How can our snack trays be better when all he did was steal them from the Queen's Palace?

He remebered [I]That[/I] mission much too well...

Mini-VX: Pizza Delivery

Queen's Soldier: We didn't order a pizza... Oh well, get a snack tray over here.

Mini-Zeh Bwahahahahahahah! Now we will grab the tray and run off!

Queen's Soldier: What?

Mini-VX: uhhh...

Mini-Zeh: YOINK!

We did that 138 times... As he coninued down into the hall, he couldn't help but think that everhting looked like what Barad-Dur would look like. When he reached the stables, he saw Flash's own horse, [I]Shadowfax[/I].

Mini-Vx: Oh come on now, this is getting ridiculous.

His men where never really good at preparing with cavalry, actually, they wheren't smart or cunning, just good at fighting. But as for preparation, they couldn't put an arrow in a quiver without lighting a building on fire. He saw a Plushie soldier jumping up and down, attempting to grab his spear jabbed into a wall, another attempting to feed a steak to a horse, and a last one attempting to mount on a horse, but failed misserably and started a rampage. He didn't care though, he stopped caring after the twenty ninth time.

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[Guest Zeh]

[COLOR=003399][i]"What a bunch of [u]idiots![/u]" Zeh thought to himself as he led his troops to the stable past VX's. He quickly turned his head forward as mini-VX turned to face him. They'd always been friends, all the missions that they were on together.... like stealing snack trays from the Queen with the pizza delivery prank... Sabotaging the the Queens mail... Replacing her horses with rabid goats... just to name a few. But his troops, ugh, complete morons...

Heading into the next stable, him and his troops readied their horses.[/i]

[b]Plush Soldier:[/b] There's a.... hobo in here?

[b]Plush Soldier2:[/b] Must be a spy! GET HIM!

[b]Zeh:[/b] Thats not a hobo, you idiots, get offa him!

[i]Zeh rushed in, drawing his katana as he ran. He pushed his soldiers off the plushie, and put out his hand to help him up[/i]

[b]Zeh:[/b] Sorry about these idiots here, jumping you and all.

[b]Plushie Soldier:[/b] Uhhhh... are you sure he isn't a spy.

[b]Zeh:[/b] Would Flasheh just let a spy sit here and camp? It's the stable keeper...

[b]Staple Keeper:[/b] Actually, i'm a STAPLE keeper, making sure all these staples are holding up good and tight...

[i]mini-Zeh just laughed.[/i]

[b]Zeh:[/b] We leave, come nightfall! Tend to your horses then go get supper, i hear the cook's making pizza...

[i]Zeh watched, observing everything his troops did. They weren't bad, just lacked a bit of dicipline.[/i] [/COLOR]

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson][I]As Mini-Elysan burst into the throne room, Mini-Harlequin and Mini-Minstrel ran forward. Mini-Harlequin was slightly ahead, and as Mini-Minstrel ran faster to try and beat him, Mini-Harlequin stopped and stuck a foot out. His adversary tumbled head over heels, nearly wiping out Mini-Elysan. Mini-Harlequin casually strolled up, while a long suffering scribe noted down an extra point to him. Current score: Mini Harlequin: 1478. Mini Minstrel: 1236.[/I]

Mini-Harlequin: Ah milady, by the frown that doth darken they fair countenance, one must asume thy esoteric arts have been unable to find the Queen as well.

Mini-Elysan: And you two fools don't know where she is either?

[I]Mini-Harlequin gave a sniff of derision, and looked to Mini-Minstrel, who as regaining his feet.[/I]

Mini-Harlequin: At least I'm a professional fool, and even then, only on business. He just doesn't have a choice in the matter.

Mini-Minstrel: Nor do I need one, when compared with you.

Mini-Elysan: Stop bickering! Both of you! Come with me, we need to find the Queen.

Mini-Harlequin: You don't say...[/font][/color]

[Xra]

Xra: *yawns* What time is it, Bob?

Plushie soldier: Why do you call me Bob, I'm plushie soldier!!!

Xra: Whatever Bob, please tell me what time is it?

Plushie soldier: *sighs* 3:00pm, a-

Xra: AAAAAHHH!! Can't talk now Bob, I got an appointment to catch cya!!

Plushie soldier: I'M NOT BOB!!!

Xra started running towards the castle gate. All the guards let him in. He ran straight towards the queen.

Xra: Miss Queen!!

Xra ran right into the queen and fell on his back.

Xra: Sorry I'm late Miss Queen, I'm not used to being a plushie. You called for me?

Miss Queen: ...yes I called you because some of our plushies are being held captive. I need you to go and save them.

Xra: ...um..with a bag?

Miss Queen: *slaps his head* Get going!

Xra: Alright Alright Miss Queen*runs out door*

[Kei]

[color=royalblue][i]Mini-Keisha came running into Mini-Flash's throne room panting. She looked about and didn't see anyone in the room besides Mini-Flash, and she knew she was in trouble.[/i]

Mini-Keisha: Um...What'd I miss?

Mini-Flash: ... You missed a very important meeting.

Mini-Keisha: Yeah, I know that. I mean, what happened?

Mini-Flash: Well, I recited a very excellent poem of my own writing, and made another phone call to Miss Queen.

Mini-Keisha: Another one?

Mini-Flash: Yes. This one wasn't quite as good as the last, though...

Mini-Keisha: Caught on, did she?

Mini-Flash: Yes. Yes, she did.

Mini-Keisha: So are we going to launch an attack, or what?

Mini-Flash: We are. We leave at dusk.

Mini-Keisha: Well, I guess I better go whack some people into shape. Or out of it...[/color]

[Alexa]

[size=1][i]Mini Alexie came to te mountain, and searched for the cave, pressing her hands against boulders, trying to find some secret switch.[/i]
---Couple hours later---
[i]Mini Akexie finally was inside the cave, but it was dark. She peered out of her saphire eyes, trying to find where the hostages were. [/i]
Mini Alexie: Where's the hostages? Its nearly tommorow.
[i]Mini Alexie moaned as she searched frantically for the hostages. She heard soft voices, not to farr away.

[Tigervx]

[COLOR=teal]Mini-VX: ok ok men, shutup already, if you get prepared before the battle, and we win the battle... I'll show you this. Its not suppost to be out yet, but who cares? Anyways, get ready and win that battle and I'll show you the LOTR TT DVD!

Solider: Yaaaaaaa!

They rush off and feed there horses with proper food, put the sattle on the right way, get all armor and equipment on in about 5 minutes and mount horses.

Mini-VX: I didn't think that would even work...
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[Kaede-san]

[color=darkblue][size=1][b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Uhh M'lord.....why do you use that German accent?
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]FOOL! do not question me and my voice!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]LISTEN MR! I'm not the kind of plushie you can yell at that will say yes M'lord okay! so either you give me respect or I will ......O_o;...............uhh.....well I dunno but it'll be really bad!
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]YOU [b]DARE[/b] TALK TO ME AS IF ANOTHER MERE PLUSHIE!?
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Exactamundo M'lord of *Finger Quotes*[i]Plooshdom[/i]*End Finger Quotes*
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]You demon spawned plushie! how dare you insult me and my German accent!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Peace Out! Flashy! ^___^ *Skips out of the room*
[b]Mini Sessy:[/b]Mini Sheik! how dare you speak to the king of evil plushies like that!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Whatever............
[b]Mini Sessy:[/b]Oh.please! that is like so cleche crap! saying whatever!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Whatever........I mean ya know....I'm free wheelin' it ya know........I mean i'm tryin' to pick up Flashy's style of stupidity.........
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]I HEARD THAT! *throws a silver platter at Mini Sheik yet misses by a foot*
[b]Mini Sessy:[/b]She didn't mean that M'lord!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]YES I DID M'LORD!
[b]Others:[/b]^_^" are you guys gonna help with the operation or what!?
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Well mini Sessy your friends are calling you!
[b]Mini Sessy:[/b].........O_o HEY! WHAT ABOUT YOU!?
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]I am doin' M'job I have to stay here and bug M'Lord Flashy! he needs to keep his life fun! well see ya! i'm gonna go bug Lord Flashy!*leaves into Flashy's room*
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[Revelation]

OOC: So, what's this story about? What's a plushie? Anyone got a pic of a plushie? Oh well, i read the thing, but it confused me--->see?:confuse2: well anyways, until i get this figured out..... do u think i should post?
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[conpiracymonki]

[i][size=1]Mini-AJ blinked a couple of times, as his eyes adjusted to the darkness. He clambered to his podgy feet, groaning as he did.
The first thing he saw was a plushie. Evil itself..[/i]

[b][color=indigo]'Boo! HAHA!!'[/color]
[/b][i]
Okay. Not so evil. But remotely. As in Mini-Flashy.[/i]

[b]'Hey ^_^'[/b]

[i]Mini-Flash stared at his captive in wonder. He scratched his head in thought and asked him what he needed to.[/i]

[b][color=indigo]'You're... not scared..?'[/color]

'Hardly. After giving me a cell with 999 channels, and a 52-inch screen?'

[color=indigo]'Awww....'[/color]

'Well, I guess I'm sorta scared. Knocking me out cold with a short blunt stick was painfully slow, and really original and effective ^_^'

[color=indigo]'I know. I am so uncliche, it's unbelievable..'[/color]

[color=darkblue]'A short evil man, out to take over a kingdom that represents all that is good and true? Uncliche my--'[/color]

[color=indigo]'--Shutup Mini-Sheik, you insubordinate of mine'[/color]

[color=darkblue]'..Throw it in my face..'[/color][/b][/size]

[Revelation]

[I]Mini-Kiara was looking down at her looking to see where she and Kiara were. Kiara got impatient and sat down under a big oak tree. Kiara was in the middle of a pathway when some mini-person bumped into her making her fall down.[/I]

Mini-Person: Oh, sorry.... I was running from Liger... my buddy. My name's Mini-Liger... Liger Skyheart and I are rebels we don't go to anyone.
Mini-Kiara: I'm Mini-Kiara.... that's Kiara. She has an *speaks real loudly* attitude! She thinks all guys...

[I]Kiara got up and picked up Mini-Kiara. Then put her down. She looked up to see a strangely cute guy standing trying to catch a breath.[/I]

Strange Guy: Mini-Liger, I'm gonna kill you!
Mini-Liger: YIPES! *hides behind Kiara*
Kiara: And who do you think you are? Mister Look at my nice body?
Liger: Name's Liger Skyheart for your information. Also you should know that i do have a nice body, thanks for noticing. But the point is I'm gonna kill my mini-dude.
Kiara: *holds back Liger* Wait. Hey, isn't your name a fusion of Lion and Tiger?
Liger: Yeah, so....
Kiara: Nuttin..... But anyways, you can't hurt Mini-Liger when he's with me.
Liger: And why's that?
Mini-Kiara: She's freakishly strong.

[I]Kiara takes Mini-Kiara's hammer from Mini-Kiara's bag and hits her in the head lightly... but so it hurt a little. They started arguing and then there was an explosion.[/I]

[Deedlit]

[color=009966]Mini-Elsyan: "Now let's think for a moment."

Mini-Harlequin: "You might as well leave now before you hurt yourself, Minstrel."

Scribe: *gives Mini-Harlequin another point*

Mini-Minstrel: "Very funny."

Mini-Elsyan: "Anyway, I was saying let's think for a moment. Where would be the last place you would expect to find Ms. Queen?"

Mini-Harlequin: "Anywhere near Mini-Minstrel."

Scribe: *gives Mini-Harlequin another point*

Mini-Minstrel: "Will you stop it already?!"

Mini-Elsyan: "Shhh! I hear something!"

[i]Everyone was quiet for a moment. Sure enough, they could hear voices--under the floor?! [/i]

Mini-Harlequin: "What the...?"

Mini-Elsyan: "Let's just see what's going on here...."

[i]Mini-Elsyan pointed her staff at a floor tile that was just in front of them, then raised the staff slightly. The tile raised slightly with it. She turned the staff to her right as the tile did the same, then she lowered the staff as the tile hit the floor. All three of them gathered at the place where the tile was and found that there was a tunnel there. [/i]

Mini-Elsyan: "This could be the answer..."

ooc: Here's a pic of what Mini-Elsyan looks like.[/color]

[Roxie Faye]

[color=#9933ff]OOC: Someone please e-mail me if I'm doing this wrong. I've never done an RPG before, and don't know if I'm dong it correctly. V_V[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tigervx [/i]
[B][COLOR=teal]Mini-VX: ok ok men, shutup already, if you get prepared before the battle, and we win the battle... I'll show you this. Its not suppost to be out yet, but who cares? Anyways, get ready and win that battle and I'll show you the LOTR TT DVD!

Solider: Yaaaaaaa!

They rush off and feed there horses with proper food, put the sattle on the right way, get all armor and equipment on in about 5 minutes and mount horses.

Mini-VX: I didn't think that would even work...
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[color=green][b]Mini-Aran: [/b]You're right, it didn't work. I'm still here. It is often easy to forget that I am but a farmer with nothing, not even a DVD player, therefore, a LOTR TT DVD would be pointless.

[i]Mini-VX fwapped Mini-Aran[/i]

[b]Mini-VX: [/b] Just... Go tack up your horse and get ready, dammit.

[b]Mini-Aran: [/b] I don't even have a freaking horse, dammit. I'm an archer. By the way, you spelled "sattle" wrong. :p It's spelt "saddle".

[i]Mini-VX hit Mini-Aran over the head with his plastic sword[/i]

[b]Mini-VX: [/b]'Ow dare you defy my azoritee as a leiutenant! You are under my orderz to get ready for ze next invasion!

[b]Mini-Aran: [/b]You know, the French accent doesn't really suit you. And can you tell me where Mini-Flash is ... please?

[b]Mini-VX: [/b]Darn, I should have known the French accent would sound stupid. And you cannot see Mini-Flash, as if he was just an ordinary plushie! You must make an appointment first, to see the Lord Mini-Flash!

[b]Mini-Aran[i](lying)[/i]: [/b]Oh, but I [i]do[/i] have an appointment.

[b]Mini-VX: [/b]May I see your appointment card?

[b]Mini-Aran[i](looking a bit confused)[/i]: [/b]Uh... hold on, I... must... I must go fetch it, yeah that's it, I must go fetch it!

[i]Five minutes later[/i]

[b]Mini-Aran: [/b]Here it is!

[i]Mini-Aran held up a hand-made appointment card, which, he hoped would pass for the real thing. Mini-VX looked at it closely, as if trying to detect the falseness.[/i]

[b]Mini-VX: [/b]Okay, well then, Mini-Flash is inside the large red tent... ah... [i]plotting[/i].

[b]Mini-Aran: [/b]Plotting what?

[b]Mini-VX: [/b]Just... plotting! Now go!

[i]Mini-Aran smirked as he walked.[/i]

[b]Mini-Aran: [/b]Sucker.

[i]Mini-Aran continued walking towards the tent, suspecting that Mini-Flash's "plotting" was just him playing with plastic plushies, enacting various battle scenes.

After flashing his "appointment card" to the soldier plushies standing guard (but doing a very poor job, as they could nottell, either, that it card was fake) outside the tent, Mini-Aran walked inside, to speak to Mini-Flash. As he suspected, Mini-Flash was playing with plastic action figures of Plushies.

Looking up to see Mini-Aran staring at him, Mini-Flash hastily shoved his action figures aside.[/i]

[b]Mini-Flash: [/b]Ah... what can I do for you?[/color]

[Revelation]

[I]Kiara looked at Mini-Kiara and they both ran to where the explosion was heard. Following close behind was Liger and Mini-Liger.[/I]

Mini-Kiara: Kiara, do you think that explosion could have been caused by a lieutenant?
Kiara: I dunno, but anything is possible since that little overgrown ego sized plushie Mini-Flash has the wand.
Liger: Hey Kiara, SLOW DOWN!
Mini-Kiara: She won't stop until she gets to the bottom of this.

[I]Kiara stopped about 3 miles away from the explosion. Everyone else bumps into her and falls on their butts.[/I]

Liger: So.... why'd you stop?
Mini-Kiara: Kiara... what's wrong?
Kiara: That goddamn stupid little plushie.
Mini-Liger: Kiara?
Kiara: *turns to others* He's bombing Creature Island!

[Kaede-san]

[color=darkblue][size=1][i]Mini Sheik runs into Mini Flashy's chambers as he stood at his window laughing in that German accent again as he waved his wand around and around.[/i]

[b]Mini Sheik[/b]:M'Lord information has been confirmed that several plushies have found you out an now know that you have the wand!
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]MUWAHAHAHA! yes my evil has now begun! MUWAHAHA! let those plushie of that "Miss Queen" try and stop me MUWAHAHAHA!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Lemme touch the wand.....
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]Uhh......NO!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Here let...me......SEEEEEEE!
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]NO AND THAT'S FINAL!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Fine you big mokey!
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]Gorilla!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Dung Beetle!
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]...........Mini Sheik you are dismissed now go!
[b]Mini Sheik:[/b]Jerk! *Vanishes*
[b]Mini Flash:[/b]Miss Queen your day shall come! MUWAHAHAHA!
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