RPG Anime Stereotype High School

[Outlaw]

[i]Goon Dam sat on the side lines as most of the boys played soccer. He wore a pair of bright tan short shorts and a solid white tank top over his solid metal chasey. He was not aloud to participate in Soccer anymore, following the incident with him and the soccer team last semester.[/i]

[b]FLASHBACK TO LAST SEMESTER[/b]

[i]Goon Dam was picked to play soccer for the school team, seeing as a giant metal robot would intimidate the other team.[/i]

Goon Dam: Human Coach, what is this foolish human game?

Coach: This is Socca boy! All ya gots ta do is take this here ball, and kick it inta that there goal, ya see?

Goon Dam: Ah, simple.

[i]Goon Dam began the kick the ball down the feild, tunderously stopping on the ground with easch strike. Than out of no where, a smart alach defence man came up and stole the ball from him.[/i]

D-man: Ha, stupid robot can't even keep the ball.

Goon Dam: How dare you insualt me human. Prepare to be demiated.

[i]Goon Dam transformed into his tank form and bolted towards the boy.[/i]

D-man: Holy CRAP!

[i]The boy sprinted away from Goon Dam, leaving the soccer ball behind. Goon Dam ran over the ball, popping it seemlessly, as any tank would. After a half an hour of chasing, half of the feild was destroyed from tank treds, the blechers had been blown to smitherenes, and one of the walls to the locker room was missing.[/i]

[b]BACK TO TODAY[/b]

Goon Dam: Stupid Soccer.

[Solo Tremaine]

Sabre looked at his class'mates'. He wouldn't call them 'mates' at all. They were pink and disgusting and had bulgy eyes and too much big hair. And they smelt. Being a humanoid wold-creature, he could smell a lot more than everyone else. He dreaded going back inot the changing rooms again.

"Great..." he grumbled, looking around in disdain. Suddenly, he noticed another group of humans on the other side of the field. Girls. They weren't quite so disgusting as boys, but they were still pink. Too cute and saccharin for his liking.

"Tremaine!" the coach barked, making Sabre jump. He gave the coach a steely glare.

"Pick a team." The coach barked again, throwing a ball at him. Reluctantly, Sabre stepped forwards and looked at the captain of the opposing team. It was the massive guy he'd seen earlier. Sabre looked away as soon as possible- that guy could at least be wearing a T-Shirt. It was more than anyone could bear for more than a few seconds.

Wearily, Sabre pointed to the ones that he least didn't like the look of. A nervous-looking elf wearing a green PE kit carefully walked towards him. He waited for the disturbingly well-muscled one to pick next.

[Shy]

[color=darkblue][i]I sat quietly at my desk during the end of second period, waiting for my secretary to bring me coffee. I had sent her to get me a cup from the teacher's lounge nearly 20 minutes ago, something strange must be happening. In the corner of my eye I noticed a small piece of candy on the table behind me. I reached for it, stumbled, and fell out of my chair,[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Ouch.

[i]Suddenly the door to my office bursted open. My secretary walked in slowly, carrying a small pistol.[/i]

[b]Secretary:[/b] Where are you Fujimatsu!?

[i]I stood up slowly.[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Hello there secretary. Why are you aiming that weapon at me?

[b]Secretary:[/b] I have learned about your secret plans Fujimatsu. Did you honestly think that you could get away with it?

[i]She moved gun even closer to my face, I started to sweat nervously.[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Yes, actually. But did you think that you could lead your secret double-life without me knowing? I always knew about you secretary, I always knew that you are really a spy for a secret Japanese fovernment agency.

[b]Secretary:[/b] Stop calling me "Secretary"! We have been working together for three years, don't you know my name?

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Uhh...

[b]Secretary:[/b] Argh!

[i]She started to burst into tears. Apparently being a secretary/government spy is too stressful for some people to handle.[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Poor girl. This doesn't have to end unhappily. You have been put through too much already.

[b]Secretary:[/b] It doesn't?

[i]She lowered her weapon.[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] No, that's a lie.

[i]I pressed one of the many buttons on my desk, and a trap door was released from beneath where the Secretary was standing. It was too late for her to realize what was going on, and she quickly fell into the whole.[/i]

[b]Secretary:[/b] Waaaaaaa[size=1]aaaahhhh![/size]

[i]I lost my secretary on the first day of school, how sad. Fortunately I am always prepared for situations such as these. I pressed another one of the buttons at my desk, which activated the school's speaker system from my room.[/i]

[b]Principal Fujimatsu:[/b] Attention students, I have sad news to report. It seems that my beloved secretary... [i]I struggled, but oculd not remember her name[/i] ...has mysteriously vanished during the past 20 minutes. In order to help keep costs down I have thought of a clever new way to keep a secretary. Today I announce Tokyo High School's new "Secretary for a Day" program. It will give our school's attractive female students a chance to work in my office with me, it will also give them a chance to learn how to operate a xerox machine. Every day I will select a new attractive female student as my secretary. Hopefully that will keep things exciting and fresh.

I urge any attractive female students to come to the Principal's office immediately for their job interview![/color]

[Alexa]

[SIZE=1][i]Reiko smiled as she watched Shin, poiting his new boot clad feet at Tima and Hana. Reiko always had thought Shin was a hopless ham, doing whatever he could, shamlessly gaining attention. She liked PE, much better than her previous period that day which included listning to a boring teacher drone on about boring stuff. Though Reiko was smart, and knew it, she prefered to channel her energy into cheerleading. She was doing a few knee bends and streches, her favorite exercising moves. Reiko rain a hand through her hair, and wiped the sweat off her forehead. Reiko despised sweat. She tried not to often, but with her training, it often did. Reiko called to Hana and Tima. She liked Tima, she was full of life and was funny. Hana was a little to quiet, but Reiko respected her, maybe because of her intelectual status. [/i]
[b]Reiko:[/b] Hey! Hana, Tima!
[b]Tima:[/b] Huh?
[b]Reiko:[/b] What was Shin telling you? Anything different?
[b]Tima:[/b][Tima laughed and nodded.] Of course, that jerk was flirting shamlessly, and turning Hana mute.[Hana shoved Tima playfully, and defended herself.]
[b]Hana:[/b]He stinks! Almost as much as Tima. And I was NOT mute. He just startled me.
[b]Tima:[/b] Whatever.
[i]Reiko laughed good-naturedly at the two of them, as the three girls leaned on the folded up bleachers. Reiko noticed how Tima was affecting Hana, at this rate, Hana would become loud and outgoing, instead of a mousy dork.[/i]
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[color=purple]Bleh, weak atempt at interacting with other charas. I'm rushing anyway ^_^[/color]


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[Shinobi]

[i]Shin with his grin and stance as cheesey as ever, he scanned the pupils. "Hmmm, not very suitable, but....erm...i geuss they will have to do. Ah, he looks pretty suitable...i geuss". Shin pointed to the one with the really long silver hair, stumbling out of the changing rooms. Shin glared at Jin who was in the opposite team...finally, some rough tackles.[/i]

Shin: Your pick....
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Sorry it's so short i gotta go >_<.

[Juu]

[color=ff00cc] [size=1]Athena hummed, as she finished her sucker. She had finally reached the bubblegum inside, and it had taken her all period to do so. Tossing the stick behind her, be put her hands behind her back and walked away casually. As she looked down at the newly trimmed grass, a dark shadow covered the floor beneath her.

"Whaddya think yer doing!?" A deep voice exclaimed. "Littering?~"

Athena muttered, and didn't turn around.

"Go put it in the trash!"

Reluctantly, she turned around and picked it up. Then, she walked over to the nearest trash bin, and tossed it in. As she began to walk away, the gym teacher's thick fingers tapped her on the shoulder. She cleared her throat, and gestured for her to spit out her gum as well.

Athena nodded, and walked back over to the trash can. The gym teacher tapped her shoulder again, and pointed to the trash bin across the field.

"Why can't I spit it out here?" She asked, eyes widening in bewilderment.

"Because you need to be punished. Now run, or I'll give ya another lap!" The gym teacher commanded.

Once she blew her whistle, Athena began running across the field. The teacher smirked in content and grunted. As soon as she turned around, Athena stopped and snapped her fingers. In an orange flash of light, she disappeared from the center of the field, to the other side. Then, she spit out her gum.

"Agg..."

Athena screamed, and stumbled back onto the grass.

"What!? Who's there?" Athena exclaimed, crawling back from the dumpster.

"Arrrgh..."

Athena glared at the trash can, and put her palms out at the trash can. Then, she pushed her hands forward, and a pink blast blew up the dumpster, sending old newspaper and rotten apple cores into the air. A shriek came from the explosion, as a familiar woman landed in front of her.

"Miss Aoyama!" Athena exclaimed in astonishment. "Sumimasen!"

The woman struggled to get up, as her hand twitched. When she got to her knees, she coughed and rose up her hand to tell her it was alright.

"What happened? Why were you in the trash can?" Athena exclaimed.

"P-P-...Prin-Principal Fujimatsu." She replied, still recovering her breath.

"Principal Fujimatsu? Is that why he was asking for-"

"Yes."

Athena tilt her head in confusion, and helped her get up.

"I'll explain later. Come with me."[/color] [/size]

[Solo Tremaine]

OOC: I think that's it for boys, unless James is coming *looks around* Mestil's passed out, so I'm not sure whether he's going to make it to PE or not.
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Once all of the boys had joined one side or the other, Sabre eyed Shin cautiously. He hoped they would play fair. It made cheating easier.

He turned round to the elf in green. "Hey," he hissed sharply. "What am I supposed to do?"

Raifus thought for a moment, then pointed towards one end of the field. "You're supposed to kick it into one of the goals."

"Which one?" Sabre asked firmly.

"Which ever one isn't yours." Raifus replied, the tips of his ears turning a little red.

"Which isn't mine?"

Raifus shrugged. The coach marched both teams onto the field in a military-esque fashion before setting them into their positions on the field.

Sabre looked at the goal up ahead, behind the opposing team. "That one?" he asked Raifus, who nodded feverently.

The ball was dropped in the centre of the field, and the coach blew his whistle.

[Desbreko]

[color=indigo]As Sabre ran off towards the ball, Raifus looked around, and noticed he was in one of the full-back positions. [i]Good, not a forward,[/i] he thought... And then he realized that people would still be kicking the ball his way, and it was actually his job to get in the way of it. In fact, the ball was heading his direction right then. [i]Oh, not good--not good at all.[/i]

Diving to the side, he deflected the ball in mid-air with his stomach, before landing on the ground and doubling over. [i]Really, really not good,[/i] he thought as he slowly stood up and rubbed the aching spot on his belly. [i]But at least they didn't score. That's a plus...I guess.[/i]

Really, Raifus didn't care all that much whether his team won or lost. He didn't even really like sports all that much, but he tried to do his best--even when it meant being a human shield.

[b]Goalie: Dude, are you all right? That was a pretty good block.

Raifus: Yeah, just--*gasp*--uh, gimme a--*wheeze*--minute.[/b]

Bent over slightly, resting with his hands on his knees to hold himself up, he watched the ball as it moved up and down the field. He hoped it would be a bit before it got all the way down to his end again.[/color]

[Shinobi]

[i]Shin stood in defence proudly, his head raised high, ready for the victim?er...I mean, the striker. As a small nippy player sprinted up the left wing, Shin howled for someone to attack! Bebbieroth was the first to comply. He jumped in, skidding along the floor with a two footed slide-tackle...dirty...just how Shin liked it, especially against the team with Jin in it. As the grass and mud flew up astray, the ball rolled out for a throw in. Shin ran over for the shy. He raise his hands above his head and launched the ball as far as he could. It was wavering in the air and finally it met a body...but it was the body of Jin's. Shin erupted as usual and sprinted full pelt to tackle Jin. Jin shuffled in and out of the players with ease, he even had the chance to flick it up and do some keepy-ups while running. This made Shin even more angry. He was only a few meters away from Jin and he noticed the Coach was talking to one of the girls. This was his chance, he thought. Shin lost all control, never mind the rules, never mind the pain?Lets Do It! Instead of a good nice tackle, Shin speared him. As Shin's shoulder connected with Jin's stomach he yelped as he was lifted and then slammed into the ground. Shin jumped up and grabbed the ball, he even had the nerve to shout for a free kick [b]AGAINST[/b] Jin.[/i]

Shin: Sir! Did you see that! I went in with a nice little tackle and Jin just flew at me, he ran right into my shoulder as i was bending over to ...erm... pick up the ball for a free kick!

Coach: JIN! You stupid FOOL! Shin?line it up.

[i]Jin sprung to his feet with his fellow players behind him. Jin was raging and ran at Shin and procceeded to jump and fly kick him dead on the chest! Shin fell to the floor gasping as the Coach ponced on Jin giving him a great voice thrashing. Afterwards he sent him to Mr. Fujimatsu. Jin ground his teeth as he walked away and muttered to Shin.[/i]

Jin: After school...

[Solo Tremaine]

Sabre snarled at Shin. Cheat. Now the free kick was going against his team. Maybe he could sink his fangs into him to teach him a lesson... but they'd only get another free kick.

He glared at Shin as he lined up to kick the ball. The girls were watching him again now.

Shin gave them a heroic look and charged towards the ball, powering up for a massive kick that he hoped would send it straight into the goal. His foot slammed into the ball, sending it thundering forwards. As it neared the goal, he became aware of something else flying through the air... it was Sabre's boot. He'd taken it off and flung it along the ball's flightpath. The two collided in the air and the ball flew out of the field.

Grinning smugly, Sabre rescued his boot and handed it to the goalkeeper.

The coah gave him a fierce look. "That's against the RULES, Sabre!" he shouted.

"I bet it isn't." Sabre retorted. It's the boot that kicks the ball anyway, not the foot, so why should it matter which hits it?"

"You're foot's supposed to be IN the boot when you kick it!" the coach hollered.

"Why?" Sabre was enjoying this.

The coach grew a very interesting shade of purple before pointing over to the edge of the field. "That's IT!" he screamed. "Get out of here! See me in detention after school!"

Sabre's expression turned to one of immense hatred, and he really wished he hadn't left his rifle in his locker. Growling, he stormed over to the sidelines and stood angrily watching the rest of the game. He'd have to bomb this place on the way out.

[Avalon]

Tima groaned, crossing her legs in irritation. "How much time do we have in this class?"

"Um," Hana replied, looking at her watch. "10 more minutes." Tima sighed, leaning back in between the bleachers and drummed her fingers on the seat. "I wish it were 4:30..."

Hana smiled, "What's going on at 4:30 that makes it so special?"

"I go to work at Itsubi's...but I have to walk because my bike isn't fixed." Hana nodded along with Tima, who looked at her watch.

"8 more minutes." Tima spoke, hearing the coach blow the whistle.

"Game's over for today, kids!" he shouted, catching the flying soccer ball. "Get dressed!" Tima and Hana smiled happily, running ahead of everyone.

[conpiracymonki]

[b][size=1]
[color=indigo]'It's your fault we lost! You shoulda bullied the kid and got the ball off him! You had the perfect chance! We coulda beat them an-- '[/color]

'--Jin? Bleh. I don't cheat.'
[/b]
[i]Bebbieroth threw his bag acoss a shoulder, and walked off slowly and purposefully, hoping he had made the cool image he wanted to make to all listening in the changing room. being one of the few new kids was hard.
He walked around the shower corner.. and fell flat on his backside. He stared left and right in confusion.[/i]

[color=purple][b]'Sorry. My fault.'[/color][/b]

[i]A short nerdy kid with a cluster of books pressed against his chest in one hand, and some form of cane in the other.[/i]

[b]'...'[/b][/size]

[James]

OOC: Man, some of you have really been misplaying Jin. ~_^

I'll edit this later with a full RP post; not to worry. ~_^

[Solo Tremaine]

Sabre had never felt so angry in his entire life. Well, he probably had, but he was certainly very angry now. It wasn't just the fact that he had detention, it was the fact that he'd been given detention by a massive pink squishy thing called a human. An idiotic human.

He gave everyone evil glares, especially Shin and the coach. It was shaping up to a very large Hit List...

[Shy]

[color=darkblue]"Hmm..." sighed Principal Fujimatsu, "Where are all of the attractive female students that I asked for?"

He had been waiting for hours, and not a single girl had entered his office. He was beginning to worry, but he reasoned that something must have happened to all of the attractive female students -- they must be in danger!

"Yes, that must be it!" he proclaimed as he slammed his fists against the desk, knocking over his prized "World's Best Principal" coffee mug. "It is obvious that they are in some sort of trouble... and if they are in trouble then I will have to give them all [i]detention[/i]!"

Principal Fujimatsu burst into laughter while his node begab to bleed. The telephone rang, and the Principal was quick to answer it. The voice on the other end of the line sent a chill down Fujimatsu's spine once he heard it, and he was so petrified by fear that he could only answer in short and muddled responses.

"Yes... I took care of her personally... what? .. forgive me master. I will be sure to fix the problem immediately."

He hung up the phone and began to tremble.

"i hate him." He muttered to himself as he reached into his jacket pocket. Ater a few seconds he managed to remove a small, silver pendant from it. Principal Fujimatsu began to chuckle darkly.

"A perfect gift for someone working for a secret Japanese government agency. I will plant this on her and be rid of the threat forever," he paused for a moment "And then I will send all of the attractive female students in Tokyo High Schoool to their own personal [i]detentions[/i]. Mwahahahaha!"[/color]

[Solo Tremaine]

[SIZE=1]OOC: Ah ^_^;[/SIZE]
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Sabre was growling all the way out of the changing rooms and into his next class, randomly shoving people out of the way; even those who weren't anywhere near him, although that did make shoving them difficult and rather time-consuming. He did it anyway for good measure- he was in a bad mood.

It was going to be lunch soon. At least that was [i]something[/i]. He'd be able to tear something apart without having it start to scream and tell a teacher.

Sitting himself down on a stool in the Engineering class and staring out of the window, he realised that the lesson bell hadn't actually gone yet.

"Damn."

[conpiracymonki]

[i][size=1]
Bebbieroth made his way from the changing rooms to his next lesson. Engineering. He stood at the class doorway. Wait..ENGINEERING?! Was that a mandatory lesson or something? What did he need machines for?!
He closed his eyes, and yelled as he spread his arms out in despair and seething anger.[/i]

[b]'ENGINEERING?![/b]

[i]He opened his eyes to see an odd other 30 set of them staring at him. He so wished he had his sword with him at that moment. He stared at the only empty seat next to Sabre, and sheepishly made his way towards it, knowing that everyone was still staring at him.[/i]

[b][color=indigo]'Please find a seat, please.'[/color]

'I have. Shut up.'[/b]

[i]Stupid teacher.[/i][/size]

[Solo Tremaine]

Sabre eyed Bebbieroth suspiciously with his single good eye. Bebbieroth pulled back the seat, creating a loud scraping noise on the floor which reverberated around the entire room and made Sabre's ears twitch erratically.

Once the tall, silvery-haired boy had sat down, the teacher turned to the blackboard and wrote 'ENGINEERING' on it in big white letters.

Sabre sighed irritatedly as a student dumped a thick textbook on their desk, then waited for another for Bebbieroth. Nothing happened. He gave the student a slight look of disgust. Only one between two?

Bebbieroth didn't look to happy about sharing either. The student shrugged and walked off.

There was a tense silence, broken only by the squeak of the chalk as it got to the second 'E'.

"Page 31, please." the teacher mumbled. Sabre looked at Bebbieroth. Bebbieroth looked at Sabre. Slowly, they both reached for the book.

[Shinobi]

[i]Shin sat smurkly as he flicked the pages, he was sharing his book with a nice looking chick. He leaned back in his chair pulling his cheesy smirk when the chair slipped back and he skelped his head off off the radiator. The whole class erupted in laughter, pointing. His head was spinning all he could make out were large open mouths chuckling away and the end of index fingers out stretched in his face. He jumped to his feet still dizzy and stumbling about like the town drunk. He finaly grasped his composure and glared the class down as the teacher ordered them to "Shh".[/i]

Shin: *mumbling* Stupid-*** chair, making me fall.....mrph...Mmmm.....Laughing at me!

[i]He wavered in his seat then his head slammed against the deask with his arms sprawled across it, he was just feeling the main effects of it.[/i]

[Avalon]

Tima walked down the hall slowly, heading for class. She was quite aware that she was late for class--ten minutes late, that is. [i]Ah well, as long as the teacher doesn't say anything, it won't matter.[/i] she thought, turning the corner. Two minutes passed and she finally made it to the class. The students all looked up seeing her walk through the door and Tima smiled at this.

[i]Well, finally I get some attention.[/i] she thought, placing her schedule on the teacher's desk. She quickly scanned the room, seeing one more free seat. She looked in the next seat...which was occupied by...him.

She growled slightly, walking to the only seat left in the class. Tima pounced in her seat and laid her head on her arms, closing her eyes. Hopefully she could sleep in peace. However, someone tapped her on the shoulder, making her flinch slightly.

"I see we have another class together." she heard Shin say, looking up. His cheesy grin plastered over his face.

"Oh goodie." she replied, her voice laced with annoyance. [i]Argh! I have to deal with him again?![/i] she thought, propping her head on her arm. [i]Oh well, at least I can have some form of entertainment.[/i] "...and besides, he's cute." she spoke the last part of her thought out loud, unintentionally. Tima quickly looked over at Shin, seeing his smirk widen. She slouched down in her seat, throwing her jacket over her head. [i]Today...sucks.[/i]

[Shinobi]

[i]Shin once again tapped on her shoulder. A small eye was glimering through the gap between the jacket and the desk.[/i]

Shin: So.....Finally someone has told me...the truth, I am cute aint I!

[i]As he flicked his hair back with a sharp movement of his neck, he heard a small growl. The next thing he remembers, was the jacket flying high into the air as Tima was throttling him with all her might. As Shin gasped for air the jacket fell ontop of both of them as the teacher boomed across the class.[/i]

Teacher: HEY! GET A ROOM! I Don't want no hanky panky going on in my class...WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH!

[i]The whole class swirled, facing the two. Tima quickly whipped off the jacket to try and explain.[/i]

Tima: WHAT! I was't kissing him! I was...

Bebbie: HAH! Here come the excuses!

Tima: HEY YOU! You silver haired FREAK! You better not mess with me boy!

[i]Everones eyes were focesed on Shin as Tima continualy argued in the background. He had a large red mark on his neck. All simutaniosly, every girl in the class, shouted out:[/i]

NOOKIE!

[i]Tima stopped her ranting and turned to face Shin, who just sat grining like a cheshier cat. This was just getting better and better for Shin. Tima errupted and a full scale riot broke out. Squaking, battling and chairs flying about the class and in the back row people started to duek it out. Pupils tumbled and rolled as the teacher was clobbered with a chair. Everyone made a run for the door as Tima was smashing the place up. Everyone flew by Shin as he sat in the exact same position, almost statue like. As Tima turned around, breathing heavily, she shouted:[/i]

Tima: YOU!

[i]As she pointed accusingly. This was were Shin scampered off out the door. This was going to be the big gossip of the day most likely.....[/i]

[Solo Tremaine]

Sabre looked around at the bewildered students standing in the hallway, most of them rubbing bruises from flying chairs or tables.

"That was interesting." he muttered to Bebbieroth.

"Really?"

"No."
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It was lunchtime now. Students milled around the dining hall, trying to find tables alongside someone who's sword or magical powers weren't going to give them a nasty shock or turn their food into a tyre.

Food tasted alright here. It wasn't as good as some of the things available on other planets he'd been to, but it was worth eating. It was certainly welcome to get the fetid chewing gum taste out of his mouth.

He sat down next to Bebbieroth and started eating a riceball. Slightly nervously, Bebbie coughed to get his attention. Sabre whirled his head round to give him a steely glare.

"What?"

A large sweatdrop appeared behind Bebbieroth's head. "Eheh, hi. I don't think I caught your name."

"Sabre." he grunted, before turning back to his food.

Bebbieroth coughed again.

"You should drink more water." The lupine creature grumbled, shoving another piece of food into his mouth.

"No, I'm coughing in order to get your attention." Bebbie protested.

"Well, you're annoying me."

Bebbieroth fell silent. The silence continued for a few minutes as they both ate their food, before he spoke up again.

"How did you lose your eye?"

Sabre whirled round and grabbed his jacket collar. "Here's a tip for you- don't run with scissors!" He sat beck down and gulped down his drink of water, and then began sending evil glares to everyone in the room.