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Mystic's Rant... BAKT UP B4 AI XPLOWD!


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I want to depict a tradgedy to everyone...

It is of my sister, whom in thine idiocracy must unfurl neverseen methods upon which to irritate her youthfull brother whilst engineering rubbish of such potentialious chocolate milk...

Enough with the 1600's chitchat and lets get down to business...

My idiot of a sister buys 12 liters of chocolate milk, each in seperate 1 litre cartons.

In a foolish attempt to keep as much of this milk fresh as possible, she freezes it.

Two days later she pulls a frozen litre of stupidity out of the freezer and lets it thaw for approximately five minutes before pouring an iced glass of chocolate milk.

This doesnt seem like all that bad of a concept now does it? all except she has no damned patience... She has 99% of the goodness squeezed out of the carton leaving about 4/5's of the carton filled with strained ice...which soon melts into water and than she wonders why people look at her and call her name to insult her head...she does the most lame things I can ever recall....Why? Is it only answered with 'shes a girl, give it up' or is there hope out there!?? Is there a good chance she is just a dipshit? Regardless of gender?

*goes furious*
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