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Gee, i'd do all kinds of evil-kenivl stuff like run over 1000 $2K notebooks with my monster truck while the strippers were off synchronized swimming in the pool. I'd pay a million bucks to whoever can finally draw the magna I've been writing. I'd buy an entire block, blow it up, and put a huge bronze statue of whoever I happened to be talking to when I got the money.... I'd have to hire people and pay them insane amounts of money to operate my kazaa (no point of buying it on dvd when it's still free on KMD) -- I'd put a drag strip right in front of my house, and at least 20 diffrent cars I've been wanting... and whenever I'm tired of them, I'd sell them to 16 year old kids for whatever their puny paycheck is.... Gee, I'd have to pay a lot of taxes, too... I'd have a plasma Tv in my shower. My $1000 daytona would be one of the fastest street-legal cars in the world. I'd go to art school, high school, racing school, rally school, computer school, preschool, and have such a humongeous library of comic books, little kids would line up for tours every day (have to keep all those half-and-whole nekked maids out of that wing..) I'd buy my brother a mcdonald's... I'd order 300 pizzas and yell if they're late... i'd have to have kurt cobain cloned... i'd also make the swordfish sequal, and get to watch the new matrix before all of you hahahaha!
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You guys do realize that if you acquire any sum of money larger than 50 000 dollars you have to play tax on it, a &#$@ load of tax. About 30-40 cents on every dollar, so you can take 40% off that total. So really, you only get about half of that. The first 50 000 is free, after that, tax city.

Lucky i live in New Zealand where we abolished that tax, Wooohoooo!!

To answer the question, binge spend 10%, invest in property (ie Mansion) 25%, give to charity 15%, and invest the rest. You would have to be very stupid not too. If you invest it you could make a lot more money, and then provide for generations of your family and relatives, not just you.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Asphyxia [/i]
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Neo, you abolished tax? o.O How does that work?[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

Nah nah, we just abolished that one tax. We pay GST on everything we buy, though, which is a *****... 12.5%. Bleh.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i]
[B][color=darkblue]If someone had that much money, I don't know why they'd invest in anything.

I'd help others, go to college, buy an island, build a castle, be a hermit. My friends & family would be very, very spoiled.

And I'd party a whole, whole lot. My music room/bar would be unbelievable. Yeesh, I'd just live it up.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!! Sorry.

Ok, anyway.
I would actually use only what I had to. I would def. buy the couple cars i want, and get them all modified, with system's and such. I would probably end up making a deal with all the nations gas stations, getting me free gas, after donating a certain amount to each one. When I die, the special people in my life will be so incredibly spoiled after that........
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Seeing as how all I care about in life is anime, RPG's with well developed story lines and some other games of course I would buy as much as I could and save enough money to survive for a while living mostely in my mind only stopping to eat stew. And as for you people chopping up this question with taxes and your reallity veiws shut up and answer the question IF YOU HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS no matter what happened, taxes or any thing else even being mugged which would be pretty funny^_^ so just answer the question*
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with that kind of $ i would buy ADV and square soft so i would be able to make animes out of games and games out of anime. And lots of asain slaves.............(hehehehehe)
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Ryaman that doesn't soud like the "right" thing to do ^_^ lol
I just thought of another thing I would probably want to do which is produce a couple of my own films with asain coriagraphy for cool fight scenes;)
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[color=purple][size=1]Instantly buy a plane ticket to where ever Lady Macaiodh is..

After that, I'd probably pay a visit to a few other members of Otaku, of course, bearing luscious gifts at every stop..

I'd buy Lady Macaiodh a shotgun, to blow of Mike's head.. As much child care as I could jam into her new all leather interior Victorian house.. Which would have to have a tower, or she would not be moving in.. The best damn guitars ever created.. And.. I dunno.. Her own marijuana plantation..

After crying my tears of parting.. I'd make a quick flight back to Japan, pick someone up, and fly directly to Orlando.. I'd stop at a craft store on the way.. And I'd leave a nice present for a certain staff member.. Sleeping quietly on the new deep maroon silk sheets covering a giant canopy king size with black drapes.. Would be a rather attractive Japanese rock star.. J-Rock make-up and all.. With a nice sheer black ribbon laced around his delicate neck.. Sitting next to the bed on the bed side table would of course be an enourmous supply of champagne and exotic scented oils.. There would be dozens of deep red rose petals scattered all over the bed.. And tied to the pinkie toe of this certain sleeping rock star.. Would be a little note saying something along the lines of.. 'Have Fun -A'

After Orlando, I'd be flying off to Texas, carrying a very large arsenal of the most destructive "toys" ever created.. Stashed in the back would be the world's largest supply of Hentai and Metal CDs.. That would be an interesting visit..

After all my house calls.. I would probably go for the corporate officials.. Buying out the rights and papers to a few companies, stores, comics, etc..

I'd buy out the rights to Calvin and Hobbes, and hand deliver them, and well as a Certificate of Ownership, of the Walden Books company..

After that, it'd be off to Saban, buying out the rights to Digimon, and dividing them evenly, between one of the more respected members of these boards.. and the administrator of Begoggled..

Of course for all of this, I would need the best damn lawyer alive, who would probably be charging an agregious amount..

I'd buy the rights to Mario and Zelda, dropping them off at the house of one of our dear sweet administrators :P

I'd probably follow Medra's idea and buy the fastest and most efficient server ever created for Otaku.. then I'd probably, just for fun, buy a lovely new Lexus, complete with every gadget and gizmo imaginable.. and drop it off in the driveway of our very own Adam..

After this was all said and done, (though perhaps not in this order), I would buy a truck load of ancient weapons, and drop them off, simply packaged, at Raiha's door step with a note similar to the Floridian's..

With all the difficult tasks out of the way, I'd probably then splurge and buy less difficult to obtain gifts for a few other people.. Such as..

A live puma for Charles..

A highly successful underground club for Justin..

Natalie Portman for Shyguy..

A large, attractive, completely paid for suburban house for Jenna.. Complete with a check that pays for the rest of her college tuition.. Sitting on her bed would be, of course, a large, state of the art, camera, complete with a guarantee for a life-time supply of film..

At this point I'd probably nab a celebrity or two, most likely Stuart Townsend, and fly him/them back to my private home in the mountains in Japan.. Where I would probably just rest for a while, and pay off all the bills, taxes, hidden fees, (lawsuits), etc, that came with my gifts.. And I would be content.. Until I got bored again, then, who knows?

Oh, and as a side note, I'd probably kill a few celebrities (Courtney Love) and bands I didn't like, and I'd most likely buy a simple hand grenade and shove it far up Mr. Presiden't rear, just for fun..[/size][/color]
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[size=1][color=darkblue]I'd buy a small collection of islands, for my family, friends and people I feel need safety from the dangers of our world. I'd buy a large yacht, to fulfil my dream of cruising across the Pacific Ocean, and hire a man to drive it of course.
I'd buy 2 Lotus Elises, 2 Audi TT's, and 2 Ferraris. I would have a blue one, and a red one of every model, so me and Weh could race to our heart's extent around my Wipeout-style racetrack.
I'd buy the best medical treatment, and donate 1 trillion dollars into research to help keep my family alongside me for as long as possibly. I'd employ monkeys to work for me, and dolphins to deliver post, because I feel slavery is horrible.
I'd build a huge stadium, for Arsenal FC to play in, and for my band, Datimage to rock whenever I feel like it.
I'd buy a Gibson V and a Les Paul to rock on, and I'd probably get the hugest amp the world has ever seen. I'd then build a multi-million dollar skate park, and have famous people to come and skate it.
I'd then keep whatever spare I have, for when I'm odler and grey, and I'm struggling to keep my children and grandchildren in school![/color][/size]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pressure [/i]
[B][color=purple][size=1]Instantly buy a plane ticket to where ever Lady Macaiodh is..

I'd buy Lady Macaiodh a shotgun, to blow of Mike's head.. As much child care as I could jam into her new all leather interior Victorian house.. Which would have to have a tower, or she would not be moving in.. The best damn guitars ever created.. And.. I dunno.. Her own marijuana plantation..
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[COLOR=darkblue]Sweet. I've already got the shotgun, though. I am a country girl after all.[/COLOR] :D
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Guest Hikaru Ichijyo
Hmm well I already have a large sum of cash, so I would basically do what I already do with it.

1.)Invest some of it into certain prospects stocks to gain interest on the cash.

2.)Donate to foundations for kids with learning disabilities like my niece, and physical disabilities.

The rest of the cash then pretty much gets saved for basic living expenses and for personal things I need or want like anime, furniture and other stuff.
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I'd do everything/buy everything I'd ever wanted. For example, I would visit England, Egypt and Japan. Move to Japan. Buy a small portion of Arizona for a vacation spot and family and friends, buy my parents a little island or something of that nature. Buy all the Anime, drawing supllies, video games I can. Pay my way through an Art school. Buy every item I can find in relation to The Mummy & The Mummy Returns. Buy a nice car or truck, and spend anything else on living expenses. I'd also donate to some sort of Needy cause of course. :)
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I'd put it in the bank, and then continue to act like I was broke so I could use food stamps. ^_^

j/k. I dont know, hard to say. Probably buy Sony and Microsoft and merge em together to be one corporation. Also buy all of the anime in the world. And FINALLY take my dream trip to Tokyo, Japan. Been waitin to do that for a fresh minute. ^_^ And wit the rest, I'd build more places for peeps to work, give a good bit to churches around the world(NOT them money hungry churches either. Churches that are about whats real, and arent hypocritical. So that'll probably save me alot of money right there unfortunatly. :-/ ), help the homeless or what not.

I dont care about cars. Only car I'd buy myself is a navy blue 79 Lacville(Cadillac) wit some rims and what not. Nothin too flashy or what not. Dont care about huge houses or what not. I wouldnt go all out like them idiots you see on "Cribs" who sooner or later will be on "Behind The Music" talkin about how much they lose and what not.

But eh, thats pretty much it. *shrugs* MAYBE buy half of the WWE and put eithre WCW or ECW back in business. :D
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jinzouningen17 [/i]
[B]what not.what not. what not. what not. what not.

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lol. i counted 5 of them, so i had to quote it. Is that your fave saying J17? I just found it funny, so i had to say something..
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i would first and foremost help out my starving family that lives in nicaragua. i would buy my mom a house and pay off all her bills so she would never have an actual reason to pester me. i would give both my sisters the ability to choose what they wanna do with their lives, and not just what they can afford to do. then i would pay for my education and buy a car and a descent apartment (in japan). and with whatevers left i'll save up a portion and then shop 'til i drop with the rest.
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