Writing Real the Thief

[Dragon Warrior]

Well, I was bored one day and I was online so I thought I'd talk to my good friend, MasterDarkNinja. So I did what I always do in MSN chats and greet people with an odd thing and such. When I did it this time, it started a funny, little story between us where I was a thief and he was the police. It turned out to be pretty good. So I saved it. I then corrected all typos, spelling errors, and grammar and made it so people could read it as a script. I made it into this script that you're about to read called [B]Real the Thief[/B]. *shakes fist* Enjoy it!!!


[SIZE=4][b]Real the Thief [/b][/SIZE]

Real: Doop dee doop dee doop.

Alan: Yeah?

Real: Nothin'. Just Thieves Inc. comin' through. (steals TV) I'll be back! (runs off)

Alan: Okay. (reports Real for stealing a TV to the police with a cellphone)

Real: (police hunt him down.) Look, I'm apart of Thieves Inc. See my license for stealing? (holds up license)

Police1: Oh, in that case!

Police2: Who wants doughnuts?

Police: ME ME!

Police1: You're buying!

Real: Uh uh. No need, men. I'll steal them.

Police Chief: Now wait just a minute! There's no such licence!

Real: (kills chief)

Police Chief: AHHH!!!

Doughnut Guy: (walks in) Get your doughnuts!

Police: DOUGHNUTS! (tramples chief)

Police1: Hey, do you have a licence to kill?

Real: Yes. (holds up license)

Police2: Oh, in that case it's alright.

Real: It comes with the stealing license if you've been a thief for 2 years or more.

Police1: That's cool.

Real: Yeah. (kills police1)

Police1: Hey, wait a second...

Real: Sorry. It slipped.

Police1: Did you steal that killing licience with your thief licence?

Real: Umm... no. (shifts eyes)

Police2: You're lying!

Real: I have no choice since I have this "Lying License".

Police1: Oh, that's okay in that case.

Real: I'm allowed to lie on such occasions as stealing a killing license with my stealing license.

Police2: Neat.

Real: I'm cool and that's not a lie.

(screen flashes LIE)

Police1: Umm... I think that we have to arrest you just in case.

Real: But why Mr. Officer guy dude sir thingie majiggy?

Police1: You're acting like you did something without a licence!

Real: But my mother died giving birth to me, my father was killed off by the mafia, my brothers and sisters, all 560 of them, died of cancer, and my puppy was run over... then I ate a bug

Police2: What does that have to do with anything?

Real: I dunno, but that's what my "Sad Past" license is good for. Maybe next time I'll throw in I'm an alien

Police1: You're under arrest for having too many licences!

Real: But that guy over there has 50,000 licenses!

Man with 50,000 licenses: I have a license to have that many!

Real: Crap...

Police1: So what? He gave us coke from that polar bear!

Police2: Yeah! That polar bear with the coke has some great coke!

Man with 50,000 licenses: Yeah!

Everyone: Shut up!

Man with 50,000 licenses: Yipes!

Real: So what? I have pepsi.

Hobo: (pops out of a trash can) And I have a can of Creme Soda.

Everyone: (kills hobo for the creme soda)

Real: Ya know, there's a moral to this story... (sips some soda)

Police2: Yeah? What's that?

Real: War never solves things so don't do drugs.

Police1: Words of the wise.

Dead Hobo: My soda...

[b]THE END[/b]


This is word for word of what we said. Just goes to show that even a pineapple can make a mean tuna casserol.

[jupitersun]

uuuh....i thought policeman1 got killedO.o...neways very amusing...bravo gavin*sarcastically claps*

[Dragon Warrior]

Indeed. It doesn't make much sense. He dies, but he still talks. So did the hobo, but whatever!