Jesus Chicken Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Budwieser: The Date Rape drug of chioce for paedophiles EVERYWHERE!!! SORRY EVERYONE!! May jebus have mercy on you all for not cutting my fingers off before I typed that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlequin Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 [font=gothic][color=crimson]I'm sure he will. Everyone else won't though... Apparently, its less alcoholic than breast milk in some cases...[/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Apex Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 [font=trebuchet ms][color=darkblue]"Some countries have a legal drinking age... Others have their own drinking policies... But, more importantly... there are those who simply don't give a f**k..." [img]http://otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=379282[/img][/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 [color=black][size=1][font=rockwell]"Burt and Bubba Hairs find their kids to be the main thing in their life. They treat them to what any baby's weaning off the bottle is like. 'Our kids are just what we've always dreamed,' said sophomore Bubba Hairs. 'We really love them.' So next time you see those babies, passed out--intoxicated, don't worry; it's all in good measure. 'Weh likeh thum. They hott,' said Burt. 'We pluh ooby-ooby duuh all ta time.' "[/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Jesus Christmas, this is a [i]tough[/i] choice. Everyone has done pretty well with this one. Particularly, after narrowing it down, I had a difficult time deciding between Sara, Transtic Nerve, Endymion, Desbreko, Heaven's Cloud, and Cyke. Pretty long list to be stuck on, eh? My final choice will be Sara. It was short, simple, and I just liked it a lot for some horrifying reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyLyn Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 FYI, hers was also the original caption. :toothy: :bluesweat *flees from barrage of pointy things being thrown at her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Sheesh, there was an original caption for it? lol I had it saved on my computer for a while, so I was oblivious to that. I guess in that case, my choice would be Heaven's Cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyLyn Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 *is barraged by even MORE pointy things* Eeps! I didn't mean to cause a problem--sorry! :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 [size=1]Hehe, there was? Who-hoo, score one for the subconscious. ^^[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [color=indigo]Well, I guess everybody is waiting for a picture, so here it goes, I get hungry just looking at this one...[/color] [img]http://www.members.aol.com/shadowedcloudx/puppy[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Liberal cliches: The American goverment caffeteria lunch special. Served with a side of rain forest salad and a pint of poor-mans sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [img]http://www.members.aol.com/shadowedcloudx/puppy[/img] I like my Hot Dog Sandwichs... Rare! Or [i] Waiter: How would you like the number 4 cooked? Customer: Cook it till it snores[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 OMG! Thats far too horrid/cute to make any caption of.... did I just say horrid/cute?.... didn't know those two went together. ok ok I'll make one Puppy: (just waking up) AH!!! I just had the worst dream... a giant cat was eating me like.... a..... hot.... dog.... what's this bun doing here?.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A normal day inside Mr. Wang's Chinese Restaurant NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyLyn Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Yet more proof that hot dogs are, indeed, made of dog. ~~~~ I know I wanted a hot dog, but this is ridiculous! ~~~~ This should solve that wretched dog to bun ratio problem. ~~~~ Made hot, fresh, and golden. Just the way you like it. *wanders off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Small Child: So Mummy, the dog is really goin to a big farm?? Whats for dinner anyway? Figure it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [size=1][color=darkblue] "Political correctness WAY out of control!" states Hot dog stand owner Mr. Bloggs. "they sais that we could not call them hot dogs anymore unless they were actually made of dogs, so we conformed to their ways" Mr.Bloggs thinking... *mmmm doggy doggy* :tasty: [/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Apex Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [img]http://www.members.aol.com/shadowedcloudx/puppy[/img] [font=trebuchet ms][color=darkblue]Dogs prove once again they're [u]truly[/u] man's best friend.[/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [size=1]Pickles didn't realize that he had sealed his fate by falling alseep on a piece of bread. -Shy[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Dog: Wheres the cream filling? Cat: *Smiling evily* In the bun! *The dog jumps at the bun only to fall asleep looking for the filling* Cat: Buhahahah! Now I've got him! Finally an end to that pesky dog, and the beginning of makign MILLIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [color=black][size=1][font=rockwell] Hawt dog, you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog. Hm. I'm horrible.[/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 *cheesey commercial voice* The new and improved...PUPPY DOG! Never mind those hot dogs...phht, they aint even real [i]dog[/i] anyway! paid actor: Puppy dog has changed my life...i took a seziur once, just trying to work out, what [i]was[/i] in a hot dog but with puppy dog, i don't have that problem. *chessey commercial voice* Thaaaat's right folks! With Puppy Dog, you don't need to worry whats in our meat! So BUY BUY BUY! NEW PUPPY DOG TODAY! *little jingle* If it aint a puppy dog You won't know what's in the dog For all you know It could be a slimey frog so buy new puppy dog TODAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [color=009966]Chick-Fil-A Cows: "Eat mor dawg!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- lol Some of these that people have submitted are really hilarious! ^___^[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braidless Baka Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [img]http://www.members.aol.com/shadowedcloudx/puppy[/img] [i][b]Now that's cannablism for ya... He even left the bun...[/i][/b] --- Heh heh, sometimes I amuse myself... Funny thread ^_^! We had a debate once on a school trip whether, because the pigeons were eating roast-chicken flavoured crisps, they were in fact cannibals - we decided... yes... they were ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by GinnyLyn [/i] [B]Yet more proof that hot dogs are, indeed, made of dog. ~~~~ I know I wanted a hot dog, but this is ridiculous! ~~~~ This should solve that wretched dog to bun ratio problem. ~~~~ Made hot, fresh, and golden. Just the way you like it. *wanders off* [/B][/QUOTE] [color=indigo]Ginny all four of these were hysterical, however, I think this one by TN is my favorite...[/color] [quote][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve[/i] [b]A normal day inside Mr. Wang's Chinese Restaurant[/b][/quote] [color=indigo]So TN is the winner of this round...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless Me Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 The funniest part is that the chinese don't eat dog... thai and korean i believe do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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