Writing The Devil Went Down to Cam'lot

[Talon]

[color=royal blue][size=1]The devil went down to Cam'lot,
He was lookin' for a solid fight.
Action was gettin' slow, he was ready to go,
He was willin' to fight all night.

He came across a tall knight,
Hackin' at a dummy and layin' it low.
So he jumped up on the hickory fence,
And said, "Sir, you might wanna know,

I'm sure you didn't guess it, but I'm a duelin' fella, too.
And if you'll sweat to take a bet, I'll have a duel with you!
You seem a pretty good swordsman, boy, but give the devil his due.
I'll bet this Sword of Soul against that foal, 'cuz I think I'm better than you!"

The knight said, "My name's Arthur,
And it might be uncouth.
But I'll take your duel, you damn stupid fool,
I'm the best of all my youth!"

[i]Arthur, sharpen up your sword, and lay into 'im hard,
For hell's broke loose in Cam'lot and the devil holds the cards!
And if you win, you get the magic sword, no loss!
But if you lose, the devil takes your hoss![/i]

The devil said, "I'll start this show!"
And sparks flew from his scabbard as his readied for a blow.
He swung the blade, cut the air, and it made an evil arc!
For in two pieces fell the halves of a tiny little lark...

[b]*begin sounds of intense dueling, panting on Arthur's part, and fierce grunts and groans from Satan for the strain*[/b]

When Satan got winded, Arthur said,
"You're pretty good, old chap!
But buck up with your shield right there,
'Cuz I'm sick of all this crap!"

[i]Swingin' that blade, run, Satan, run!
Devil's goin' down with the settin' sun!
Slashin' like a madman, makin' him hurt!
Spillin' his blood and makin' it spurt![/i]

As Arthur finished with a blow that laid the devil down,
He picked up the magic sword of Soul off the bloody ground.
Arthur said, "Devil, just come to life if you wanna get beat once more!
I'm the best of all my youth, as I told you once before!"

[i]Swingin' that blade, run, Satan, run!
Devil's goin' down with the settin' sun!
Slashin' like a madman, makin' him hurt!
Spillin' his blood and makin' it spurt![/i]

[b]*begin the sounds of Arthur riding off into the sunset on his new horse, carrying a new mystical blade named "Excalibur" across his saddlebow.....*[/b][/color][/size]

[TheShinje]

[size=1][color=firebrick] lol. That was great, a true masterpiece.

best Devil went down to Georgia parody I've read, that's for sure :p [/size][/color]

[Nate]

That was great. I like how you worded. Almost the best play on 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia'. I think the best is 'The Devil Went Down To Jameka(sp)', though......i like that.