VinceValentine Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Some of us don't realise it, but the writers at Squaresoft actually have a sense of humour!!!!! Some of my favourite parts of Final Fantasy games are the hilarious quotes!!!! Here is my fave: "You spoony bard!" (Tellah, FF2) HAHAAHAAA hahahaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Kefka's laugh was pretty evil.But the most annoying laughters were in FF7.Hiedigger's was reaaaaaaaaally annoying.'Gwahahahahahaha' and some other person that laughed like 'Kwehehehehehe'pretty strange laughters the team comes up with don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinceValentine Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Gwahahahahahaha Gwahahahahahaha Gwahahahahahaha.... i absolutely love that laugh.... hehe :D:D:D [color=003399][size=1]Try to add a bit more quantity to your posts. - [b]Zeh[/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 [b][size=1] Off the top off my head, I remember laughing at the letter confusion in FF9, between beatrix and Steiner and everyone. And the Madain Sari twinkle episode between Vivi and Zidane.[/b] I know there's more, but my mind's blank right now x.x'[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 [color=indigo]When I replayed FFVII, I saved a few quotes... [b]Tifa:[/b] "You're sure messed up, Cloud!" [b]Barret:[/b] "Oh yeah? Well to me it looks like a golden shiny wire of hope." [b]Cid:[/b] "Shut up! Sit your *** down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" "Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em." [b]Palmer:[/b] "Hey-hey! Is the tea ready yet? With plenty of sugar and honey. Oh yeah, and don't forget the lard too."[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Hehee... I remember that! It was when Sabin and Cyan ran to Gau in Veldt. As Cyan had the speak-style of an ancient knight, Gau thought it was funny and started calling SABIN Mr. Thou. Sabin got upset and shouted: "Hey, he's Mr. Thou, not me!" Hehee... :D I also thought that Relm calling Strago "old fuddy-duddy" was cute too. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinceValentine Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 "Oooh....Soft!" - Zidane from FF9 HEHE, this is what zidane said when he was climbing on to some airship and he grabbed garnet's butt. I loved this bit it was soo good :D:D I mean, what kind of jerk would grab someone's arse and say "ooh....soft!" , but it is really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erika Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Desbreko [/i] [B][color=indigo]When I replayed FFVII, I saved a few quotes... [b]Tifa:[/b] "You're sure messed up, Cloud!" [b]Barret:[/b] "Oh yeah? Well to me it looks like a golden shiny wire of hope." [b]Cid:[/b] "Shut up! Sit your *** down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" "Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em." [b]Palmer:[/b] "Hey-hey! Is the tea ready yet? With plenty of sugar and honey. Oh yeah, and don't forget the lard too."[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] :rotflmao: Those lines NEVER get old!! I still laugh like an idiot whenever I come across those! I think the funniest quotes came from FFVII, when Cloud, Tifa and Barret were climbing the 20-story staircase in the Shinra Building. What made me laugh the most was when Tifa told Barret to quit acting like a retard. :p And when they were in Wutai, Elena and Yuffie were tied up on against the face of that giant mountian-statue by Don Corneo. I liked the way Yuffie said "GROSSNESS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest visser 3 Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 I thought it was funny in 8 when Zell punches the ground when they are on the train and the guy comes over the intercom and says" There was no Damage after that minor disturbense"I thought this was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mei Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 [color=green] Seifer: "I hate it when you wish me luck. Save it for the slow students who need it." Quistis: "Alright then...Good luck, Seifer" Seifer: "Add Professor Trepe to the list." Ohhh...*bursts out laughing*I [b]LOVE[/b] that part! It's just so amusing.^^() Quistis..insulting Seifer...as he deserves so very badly...I just can't help but laugh. Cait Sith: Looks like Kyahaha and Gyahaha are up to something again... Yet again, another VERY amusing and slightly insulting line, I just love these things.^^()[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Zidane: Hold on to your armor Sir Rust-a-lot. Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Man that was funny. I'll add something funny but it's not a quote. [spoiler] In part of the FF8 ending, Seifer didn't caught a fish and he slammed his fishing pole into the ocean. Seifer looked behind him and saw Raijin caught a fish. Then Fujin pushed Raijin into the ocean, Fujin smiled while Seifer laughed. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleanor Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Scotch: Hey... what's wrong? Want me to keep you company? Cloud: No... I'm flattered, but no thanks. Because... Scotch: Because...? Cloud: Because... I ain't INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you! My friend and I were all hyped up on sugar or something, and we thought it was hilarious at the time. Haha...::shuts up:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SephirothNIN Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 What about on the airship when Cid tells Cloud to say something and Cloud says "let's mosey" ? that definately made me laugh the first time through, ok all the other times too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utena_Tenjou Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 "Son of a submariner!" "..Ahem! Theres Sand on my boots!" - Kefka(FF6) I can't help but laugh at that part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 I have always enjoye when Zidane and Blank were kidnapping Garnet and Zidane started complaining about the smells and the cookie crumbs in his pockets. This isn't really a quote, but I like the part in FF5 where Bartz and Galuf look into the pirate (I don't remember her name) and fall in a funny love trance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidargh Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 [size=1][color=darkblue] Ah another thread to rejoice the humor of Final Fantasy games, I really cannot blame any of you, I adore the humor too. Heh. We are all forgetting the cliche and common line that always comes from our favourite Mr.T sterotype with a gun for an arm, Barrett. Barrett: ''Damned &*^~&^$!?£ never give up''. We all like the sensors in the game, we just cannot help but laugh. Another quote that made me laugh in hysterics was in Final Fantasy 8 where the parting of the trio in the Laguna dream begins at the cliff. Laguna: ''What the!? Sh--'' *Falls* Well there you have it.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WW2 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I really like the part in FFV where Bartz, Galuf, and the princess are trying to sneak onto the pirate ship. The princess says that maybe the pirates will help them. After hearing this Bartz and Galuf's eyes bulg out and Galuf says something like: Are you @*^#%&* crazy! They're @#^$* Pirates for god's sake! :laugh: I have to say thats one of the most memorable moments in FF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabir Tolacen Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I dont remember the exact quote, but in FF6 when Kefka pretends to be the emperor dude and kills Leo, and hes all like "How did you like my (whatever the heck the emperers name is) impression?"And hes all tlakign about how he should preform....but for FFVII id have to say Cid and Barret say some of the most retarded things...especially the golden wire of hope quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snufkin Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 I love reading Final Fantasy quotes! I have so many favorites, but I'll just post a few. "Thou art such a pain in the...confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!" -Sabin, FFVI "World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat." -Quina Dwarf: Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here? Zidane: Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja... Dwarf: ...Yer strange-lookin'... Zidane: No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh... Dwarf: ...Yer sinister-lookin'... Zidane: ... (FF IX) "You probably shouldn't laugh any more." -Yuna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7gR Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Zemus:As long is there is hate I will return!!! I don't know why he says that but he's in no other FF game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 7gR [/i] [B]Zemus:As long is there is hate I will return!!! I don't know why he says that but he's in no other FF game? [/B][/QUOTE] [color=indigo]That's not quite how it goes. (At least not in the SNES version, anyway). The quote is, [i]"...I ...will ..not ...perish ...as ...long ...as ...there ...is... ...evil ...in ...the ...hearts... ...of ...people...... ...puff... GRR...ZRR GGRAAAM! ! ! !"[/i] (And it's Zeromus saying it, by the way, not Zemus). I'm not sure how that's funny, though. :cross: I think it's funnier when Zemus says, [i]"Silly! This is just the beginning...... ..."[/i] I dunno, Zemus calling Golbez and FuSoYa "silly" just seems. . . . Well, silly, heh.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinceValentine Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 Haha, ok i have yet another funny quote "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow." Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII It was when barrett was wearing a sailor suit i think. I mean it was funny enough that he was wearing the suit in the first place, but the way he went back to the bathroom wouldn't take it off is just so funny:D And just imagine a bear wearing a marshmallow. Bears are funny enough on their own, and so are marshmallows, but put them together and hahahaaaaa :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGchick Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I like when on ff8 they were all on the submarine and seifer was trying to start a fight and he called Zell a chickenwuss. I never get over that. I burst out laughing everytime I see it. I also like that part when tidus and yuna were laughing on the cliff and everyone looks at them like they are crazed lunatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyLyn Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I looked at Tidus and Yuna like they were crazed lunatics, too. How about the time when you pick the Jecht sphere up in the Thunder Plains, and watch Jecht get struck by lightning. That always makes me laugh. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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