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Yo.
Yo.
Check it.
I'm gonna murda this fool.
Instead of hitting the books
He's gonna be hit with hooks
Because this is rhyming school.
And I hear the first bell
It's time to send this playa to sparring hell
I can't quell this rage that's building up inside me
So I'm gonna take Charlie to the learning tree
I'm the professor
So don't expect anything lesser
From the original Otaku MC
This imposter can't beat me
His game can't even compare
I won't even bother talking to him
Because I don't talk to myself, he's all air
You ain't no Heaven's Cloud
You're blowing nothing but smoke
Everyone knows the ending to this joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's doctor C-Money
You're in the hospital Charlie
Because Crazy White Boy wrecked you with care.
Word.

-For life.
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[color=indigo]Chaz Mataz
you just a big punk
you've messed with me
and now you'll get skunked
though you already need a shower
cause your fear stinks
like rancid clam chowder
rancid clam chowder
rancid clam chowder
with every new word
your rhyme grows sour
you made a false move
now you'll be douvoured
I ain't Al Roaker
I'm Oprah
and your antacid powder.
And though your stomach churns
I ain't the cure for the burn
I am just an old teacher
so sit down and learn
how to bust phat ryhmes
time after time
you've commited a crime
you've stolen my dime
your like Rowdy Piper
fighting Hulk Hogan
it may end in a draw
but I got the best slogan
"Eat more Cat"
will leave you dead
and groaning

WORD, LIFE![/color]
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Ain?t none of y?all know the game like I know it
Yeah, yeah
Let?s get this sh*t started
Charlie, you?re right, this class is in session
And it looks like I just learned my first lesson
You?re a traveler, scholar and a wet dreamer
Blowing more smoke than a malfunctioning steamer
But your words are duller than a lawn mower
With no blade and you flow like molasses but much slower
And you?re comparing yourself to fat Opera
You can?t go much lower
So let?s end all the suspicion
And call a mortician
Because you can say this or that
But when you dis a cat
It?s time for me to reel back and knock you flat
I know that I was the original offender
But I suggest you wave the white flag and surrender
Or else you?ll get wrecked in this fender bender
So mark that sh*t you wrote ?Return to sender?
It?s time for you to pay the piper
Because my words are more venomous
Than a kiss from a viper
You talk about all this disrupting
All this corrupting
I checked your bio son
And your location should say ?on the run?
I?ve got you now.
It?s all over now
And I?ll tell you how
Kid, you ain?t floating in a daydream
You?re struggling upstream
So take your a$s back to Anime Lounge where you belong
Because you can?t hang for long with this harsh song
My words is real and sublime
I?ve learned all the lessons I need from father time
And now we?ll see if you can keep up with this rhyme
Let me end with some words of advice
Make your words sing dawg, make me feel them first
Cause you almost put me to sleep with your last verse
If you want to bore me to death you might win
It?s your turn, coma time, guilty as sin.

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[color=indigo]Cut the music
while I bust a dope rhyme
Chaz, you best back up
before you cross that fine line
you say I'm on the run
but you are full of crap
you better shut your mouth
before you get biatch slapped
So you think you are tough
So you think you are hard
you best watch out
cause I am a wild card
you ain't no Neo
This ain't no matrix
you are just a little gimp
and I'm the dominatrix
you wear a leather suit
and I got a big whip
get on your knees
before I bust your lip
Since you are in position
Lets discuss yours
you might be an admin
but I find you quite a bore
You aren't to bright
a little light in the brain
you are just a frail version
of a man named James
You think you have class
you think you have power
but you called me out
and now your shiat's gone sour
This is my time
so enjoy your last hour
you just cower in the corner
while I bust mad skills
I bet all of this abuse
will make you pop pills
here take my gun
and end your farce
I'm the one true Charlie
you are just an arse

WORD LIFE![/color]
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Aw, hell naw son
It's time for me to pull your plug
Drop you like a spent slug
Kill you where you stand
All right everyone, give this poser a hand
Because it's time for me to snap on you like an old rubber band
I'm a monster truck and you're a Miata
And now I'm gonna abuse you like an overstuffed piñata
I rule OtakuBoards with an iron fist
That means I own you, and you're my b*tch
You claim to be a wild card, but you ain't nothin' but craps
As unattractive as Semjaza Azazel wearing leather chaps
You're manufactured, plastic like something from Fisher Price
Don't make me say this twice
You're like Macaulay Culkin but broker
Making false predictions like Al Roker
To hang with me you have to have the bare essentials
But I've checked and you don't have the credentials
So, now that you're spent go run to Queen Asuka
Before I blast you like a rhyming bazooka
I can smell your fear, it's satisfying like home cooked suppa
Your half-a$s raps are my bread and butta
Now hold on before you reply
And listen to this guy
Who's Sharper than Hugh Jackmen, faster than a Chinaman
Who leaves a scar
Who's scarier than any mothaf**ka from GWAR
I should change your name to "Beat" 'cause that's what you are
Can your slow and steady words win the race?
Kid, I just danced all over your face.
Because you can't keep up with this pace
So, Heaven's Cloud
Let me say this nice and clear and loud
Just submit, just submit
Just submit to this undying wit.

Holla.
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[color=indigo]Submit to your wit?
But you are just a little twit
you say you can?t be bested
I haven?t even been tested
Your whole rhyme?s a joke
are you high on coke?
your lyrics make no sense
you ain?t got no defense
you are being slaughtered like a cow
butchered like a sow
why don?t you take a bow?
and run home right now
and hide under your bed
before I get in your head
cuz my lyrical ability
has unlimited agility
I?m part Super Man
Part Super freak
I?ll hit you so hard
you?ll be unable to speak
I broadcast revolution
I preach evolution
I leave you lying in the gutter
while your peeps all mutter
how I took you down
like a rodeo clown
I speared you like a fish
now I bet you just wish
that you left me alone
that you should have got stoned
or died a quick death
doing crystal meth
cause I know you?re in pain
I?m driving you insane
I am like the two Duke boys
and you are Rosco P Coltrane
So catch me if you can
Mr. Hugh Jackman
you rap worse then you act
and that is a stone cold fact.

WORD LIFE
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[i]Iceghost, right now, this is strickly between Heaven's Cloud and myself. Others, such as Shinobi and Mitch have expressed interest in a rap battle royal. If Charlie is interested in having one of those, I'm game. But, keep in mind that triple posting and extreme vulgarity are prohibited on these boards. Plus, we refrain from using deragatory phrases concerning homosexuals.[/i]

Now Heaven's Cloud, I won't get loud
But I'll say the truth proud
You're short-lived, just like Kevin
And that dude is only four foot seven
The Rick Hunter has become the Rick Hunted
Your growth as a rapper's about to get stunted
I can sense your jealousy
It's pure heresy
Earlier you compared me to James
But let's pull back the reins
There's no need to call names
If being a replica of an ausse admin is my fate
Then I'll belt out a loud "G'day mate!"
For the record though
I was a MASTERdeBATOR
Before he was ever an administrator
And he may have been your creator
But if you continue to be a hater
Then I'll have to be your deflator
You'll get less favor than Ralph Nader
When I pull a Darth Vader
And sever your hand
And decapitate you before it has the chance to land
So, if you diss my personality
What does that make you, you're just a crude imitation of me
Signed yours truly,
CWB

PS I'm lock stock and barrel
You're softer than a Christmas Carroll
I'm the king and you're the peasant
Nevertheless here's a Yule time present

:Gives Heaven's Cloud the finger:

It's time to listen to the voice of reason
You're committing lyrical treason
I'm disappointed that you've yet to be hushed
But now you'll be shushed
Cause it's high time this wildcard was royally flushed
For peace sake
I'll admit there's a lot at stake
I'm more dangerous than a machete
I'll dice you into confetti
Spread your remains in the Serengeti
You're a rapping Billy Holiday
That should have never entered this fray
Now go post your poem of the day
But wait--Mitch owns you there
And I own you here
And I can smell your fear
It's become crystal clear
The end is near.
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[color=indigo]I guess you can't understand
what I've got planned
with that little pea brain
that's made out of sand
I am a master of lyrics
you are just He-Man on Ice
I'll slice you in half
with out thinking twice
So you're the MasterDeBator
I think you added a "De"
you didn't listen to your Mom
and now you can't see
if you don't mind
will you stop your stroke
release your choke
show me some respect
before you go up in smoke
your time in this world
is growing short
your Mom should've listened
and pressed abort
oh, I'm sorry
was that line to hard
well when you mess with me
you shouldn't let down your guard
I'm like Muhammed Ali
with one exception, I'm rabid
I charge like a thousand hornets
swinging not jabbing
I'll tear out you heart
bite off your ears
take my foot
and plant it in your rear
I'll rip off your face
and wear it as hair
just like Steve Buscehmi
did in Con-Air

As for a battle royal
we can do an RPG
but this little scuffles
between you and me
We both know there
can be only one Charlie
I'm gonna leave you dead, fat and bloated
just like Chris Farley

WORD LIFE[/color]
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[size=1]Oh man, look at this guy
He's funny isn't he
All right, it's that time again
Yo yo yo
Listen up Vanilla Ice on steroids
Your lines are so void
I'm gonna play you like a game of Metroid
That's why I find all of this abusing
So very amusing
So take a seat and get ready
I'm gonna rock this beat nice and steady
Just like your relationship with losing
So you just keep on cruising
Cause I'll deliver the ego bruising
Overnight express, nothing less

Fool, you're like a 76er taking on a Detroit Piston
You take your shots on me but you keep on missin'
I'm concocting a rap that'll make it impossible for you to defend
And that ain't hard, cause if you had a nickel for your every brain cell
You'd have no change to spend
By now you should know
That my rhymes are like a dress on J-Lo
They're tight and revealing
In this game, you're a wildcard and I'm an ace of spades that doesn't need concealing
I know that my words exhibit as much dope as a urine test from Chris Farley
So if you want, I'll be the only
Charlie Farley up in this two man party
You're the underdog in this piece
You probably wonder why John Travolta didn't wear a toga in [i]Grease[/i]
Don't you forget, I'm the mad scientist, you joker
My sh*t's so scary it makes people scream like it's from Bram Stoker
You stand out like a sore thumb
Whose game has gone numb
Like Gomer Pile if tried to battle Eminem in 8 Mile
Now don't look so down dawg, just smile
Although you can't keep up with this style
You did manage to last a while
Against the player slayer
Who tore you apart layer by layer
Who'll give you as much despair as you care to bare
Until you finally disappear into thin air.

Poof be gone.
WORD LIFE
Holla![/size]
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[color=indigo]Did you see that fool Iceghost?
I guess he thought he was a playa
but his career had less highlights
than James Spader
but now that the fool?s
been throw out the door
it is time for me
to settle an old score.

I may be an underdog
but you are a three legged cat
I?ll throw you in a bag
and beat you with a bat
I?m like Barry Bonds
and your still in little league
your rhymes are nursery
mine are filled with intrigue
I am sure you are an ace
and you?ve probably been spaded
your mom listened to Bob Barker
and became quite Jaded
She was going to take you to the vet
but you squirmed too much
instead she lit a fire cracker between your legs
there was a bang and a crunch
At first I felt sorry
for dissing a castrated feline
but then you made a dumb move
and hit me from behind
dude, you should a swung harded
cause I?m still on my feet
you better turn and run
before you get beat
oh wait
it is too late
you already are beat
you didn?t know it?
you must be delirious from all of my heat
I?m on fire
my rap is so hot
this rhyme is more dope
then three ounces of pot
so Charles let me leave you
with one little phrase
My rhymes see right through
your cheap masquerade
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[size=1]It's too bad there are no other Charlies
Anyone who talks about a brain made out of sand
Is a man who could definitely use a hand
So it's no mystery why Heaven's Cloud is only hanging on by a strand.
And I should have swung harded?
Dude, that line was just retarded.
A rap battle without me as the winner is like Wallstreet without Gordon Gecko
Freestyling is to me as Zelda is to Drake Desbreko
So if the order ain't too tall
Count me down y'all
And we'll resume this kickin' brawl
Three, two, one
Let's go

When someone is about to get in the way of harm
We sound a special alarm
Na-na na-na na-na na-na [b][i]NA-NA[/i][/b]
Uh oh! Something's afoot that's criminal
Cause there goes the [i]cat[/i] signal
And here I am, safe at my computer terminal
With a utility belt full of shrapnel
Yet I'm getting tense
Trying to ignite some suspense
Because ever since this thing began, I've had you on the fence
Over and over you recycle the same line
And half the time, your sh*t don't even rhyme
So do yourself a favor and suck on my nine
Squeeze the trigger and turn your brain into slime
In time with my fabulous chime
Cause, unlike battling me, suicide isn't a punishable crime
By the way, I'm not a big shouter
So don't make me say this any louder
I don't have any rancid clam chowder
But I have a keg full of gun powder
I'll blow you to helter skelter
Where you'll find no shelter
So just take a pause
And realize the sh*t you be throwin' just ain't stickin' to the walls
Oh, and you may be the dominatrix O_o
And this might not be [i]The Matrix[/i]
But, nevertheless, I have my fair share of special effects
That I can use to put you under my hex
This is [i]Jurassic Park[/i] and I'll gobble up your lyrics like a [b]C[/b]-Rex
I won't relent
Until you repent
And I can tell that you're spent
Facing a writer's block make of cement
So run away
Run away[/size]

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!
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[color=indigo]Forgive me if this rap
Isn?t as dope as the others
I got a hangover while drinking with your ma
Sally Struthers
During the evening
She asked me to do a charitable thing
She asked me to feed the poor
While she stuffed her face with ring-dings
My head really hurts
But it is not from the booze
It is from those lame rhymes
That you consistently use
I am my own man
You are just a puppet
Your raps sound like nursery rhymes
Who are you? Little Ms. Moppet?
Or maybe you are Kermit the Frog
That makes me Jim Hanson
My lyrics are more deadly
Then that fool
Charlie Manson
Speaking of death
Your last rap put me in a Coma
It had less skill
Then a street hooker named Lola
I bet you are a sensitive guy
and women intimidate you
That?s why the MasterDeBator
Debates until his balls a blue
I really shouldn?t insult you
And mess with your mind
You punish yourself enough
You?ll probably go blind
Oh was that a subject I already touched
I guess you are just one dimensional
Winning this battle is fun for me
but for you it is essential
I?ve made my mark in life
You haven?t even made a dent
Let out all you anger
And frustration and vent
You might as well get some use
out of this game, get some therapy
cause the prize is going to the one true Charlie
and that is me?

WORD DOGG
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All right
All right
I see how it is
Now is the time, now is the place
Ready or not, it's time for me to get in your face
You offended me but I won't be shrill
I'll just dance all over your grill
So listen to the poetry that I so poetically spill
Cause in this thread, I have more than time to kill
It's Jack and Jill
And only one of us can be the king of this hill
The other will fall down
While the other wears the crown.
I was a Hammer Brother and now I'm a Warner Brother
Unlike you, I won't use beat material that starts with "Your mother"
You're Wile E. Coyote and I'm the Road Runner
The official OtakuBoards two-fisted gunner
Running circles around you couldn't be any funner
These words that you're throwing at me
Are more manufactured than a gadget from ACME
Your tunes are completely looney
More twisted than a spinarooni
[b][i]Meep! Meep![/b][/i] You can't trap me
You can't out rap me
You can't verbally slap me
You've been running for miles but you'll never catch me
I'll drop you like an anvil
Leave you craving an advil
Watch me rain down the pounding fist of pain
While you struggle in vain
Screeching out of control like a runaway train
I'm sorry I have to be so critical
But you've gotten yourself into quite a pickel
I can see your creativity slowing down to a trickel
You rap like Ajeh or Shinobi
You're on a rambling spree
So, what's up doc?
Did you ever think you could be a part of this flock
Did you think that you could stop the rhymes that I rock?
I'd have more of a challenge rapping against my sock
This little competition's a lock
You wanna talk about my moms being Sally Struthers?
Well you're fruitier than Mr. Smuthers.
No one'll be eating cakes but you'll be eating your words
I'm one dimensional?
For your sake, I hope your dry raps are unintentional
Because apparently you're a stranger to the unconvential
That's why you have zero potential
But me, I'm phatter than a pork chop sandwich
While you post flatter metaphors than Mitch
And I've just blown your spot without a hitch
Melted you like you're a wicked witch
Proven that in this game you're just a glitch
Take your judging back to Event Arena
So that I can forget I've ever even seenya
Because dude, you're not a rapper
You're a ballerina
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[color=indigo]you are right I am a ballerina
right now I'm dancing on your grave
you've been buried under my rhymes
ain't no way you'll be saved
and you do remind me of that
crazy road runner
you better run away
before I hit you with a stone cold stunner
what
WHAT
you can't think of anything to say
you don't even have one half the talent
of Kid & Play
but I'll give you some credit
you are an unconventional rapper
the only applause you get
is when your roommate cuts the lights with the clapper
clap on
clap off
I rhyme hard
but you are soft
I can't be beat
I'm fresh from the streets
you are just the cat from deliverance
playing the banjo in the trees
you mention Mitch, Shinobi, & Ajeh
but all I need is Lady Mac
I'll line you up
and she'll give you all a B**** smack
you best watch out
cause that angel don't have wings
she'll kick you in the crotch
and make you sing
like Michael Jackson
that Ertha Kit wannabe
the only pedophile on earth
that can afford caviar and brie
speaking of smelly cheese
your rhymes sure do stink
who did you learn to rap from
Brittany Spears or Pink
You remind me of Dorothy
following the yellow brick road
getting crapped on by flying monkeys
that need to lighten their load
so why don't you tap your read shoes
and head back to OZ
before I break you in half
and you end up like Droz
I guess its too late
my rhymes have broke neck
I gave you whiplash
like a high speed car wreck
why don't you go off
and delete someone's post
I don't think you want to stick around
cause right now I'm gonna boast
but to be honest
I'm do all this praise
I knocked you down
and put you in a daze
I am the best there was
the best there is
I am the Micheal Jordan
of this biz
my rhymes pack a harder punch
then Oscar De La Hoya
they are spicier then
hot sauce made by Goya
dude even if you joined the army
and became "the best you can be"
that wouldn't be enough
to best me

PEACE OUT![/color]
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[size=1]Awww, it's on now
Here we go
You're the hunted like Benecio Del Toro
I'm a predator that leaves my mark like Zoro
Your ship is sinking fast and I'm El Capitán
I'm a hip hop black belt, a rapping mad man
I'll turn you Red just like Elite
Leave you laying at my feet
Aiken just like Clay
I might not be as talented as Kid & Play
But, hey, [i]you[/i] couldn't even match Criss Cross on your very best day
I'm the Eminem here; you're only Dr. Dre
Your rhymes [i]are[/i] spicy cause just like gas
Those beat rhythms come straight out your a$s
Now it's time for me to shatter you, Mr. Glass
You don't want to see me when I'm angry
Grrrrrr! Charles Smash!
Now watch me rock you like Space Ghost coast to coast
Burn you crisp into Otaktoast
As for you and me
It's as simple as A to Z
As tried and true as Do, ray, me
With your purple text and soft rhymes
It's like I'm rapping against Barney!
[i]I love you, you love me[/i]
But, I'm sorry kid, Macaiodh ain't your lady
That relationship is history
Now she's this Charlie's Angel, kid
You're just a shell of your former self, a messy skid
I'll try to reach your mind but I can't figure out where it's located
Your stuff is like Disney, but only more G-Rated
That's how I knew from that start this thing was ill fated
You're Micheal Jorden?
Then sit on the bench.
Retire bra, cause I've got this thing clenched
This is Rocky 4, the main event between you and me
I vill break you, see
Your raps stink so bad they could make Speed Stick slow down
They could put a frown on a clown
And you're so dirty, tramps shake their heads when you walk by
So listen up guy
Give up this little game while you can
Take up some advice from the C-Man
Your face is so greasy, Mac
It's the only thing worth more in oil than Iraq
I won't tell you to "get a life" because that's too ambitious
So go find a hole and fall in, if that ain't too vicious.
Recognize.[/size]
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[color=indigo]I'll retire my bra
as soon as you give up your panty hose
and while you are at it
lose the lipstick and the rest of your girlie close
glance in the mirror fool
you look like a played out transvestite
that has Parkinson's disease
got the shakes, and couldn't put on her makeup right
I saw you the other night
trying to work the street
hustling cab drivers
trying to make ends meet
you say that you are Eminem
but you look more like Bubba Sparx
why don't you get on weight watchers
and put down that Ball Park
I know you were last
on the Oprah diet
you had to eat a whole cow
just to keep your stomach quiet
By the way if I am Barney
you are defiantly Big Bird
I'm gonna devour you
then crap you out like a turd
the stink still won't be as strong
as your lame *** rhyme
that stench permeates the air
and makes me want to commit a hate crime
and beat you to death
with a tiny silver spoon
I'll hit you so hard
you'll go straight to the moon
You are like N'Sync
your rhymes are bubble gum mainstream
my lyrics are fresh
everywhere I go people scream
"Why are you wasting
you valuable time
trying to teach ECW
how to bust out dope rhymes?
doesn't he know
that your flo doesn't quit
Charlie your words could fight cancer
why don't you pop him like a zit"
I tell them that every punk
needs to be put in there place
and when I'm done tearing him apart
you won't recognize his face
Quit your crying
and your little tantrum fit
you think you are dope
JUST BRING IT![/color]
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Guest Fly-T
As a spectator I think Charles taking this one.....nice battle
PM ME anyone of yall if yall really want to be challenged....
His eavens Cloud a girl??? The opener just caught my eye
"I'll retire my bra"
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[color=indigo]Wow, you really need to stay out of our thread...I am a guy, and I was mocking his earlier use of "bra", although he probably was mocking me because I always AIM with "brah" meant.

As far as a challenge...I think you should learn how to type before you challenge either of us SUCKA!

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Lol, my typin has nothing to do with the skill I possess. Sucka? Man I'm the friggin' Adolf Hitler of Spit's and Flo's....If you really want to battle, holla at da boi.....
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Heh, hopefully we'll get a larger rap battle up and running soon. I wouldn't mind seeing you enter Fly-T. We'll see if you can hang with the big boys. ~_^

[size=1]Now, without further delay
It's time to hold Sunday service on a Tuesday
I raise my hands and part every last one of Heaven's Clouds
And bring you back to reality with a shout from God
Ain't nothing can save you boy, you're just a pathetic mod
I'd defy and defile faith with my bile
With a rap so very vile, it'd dry the Nile
I would invite Jesus Christ himself to a fight
Sacrifice him again under my might
So let there be light
Abandon this fight
I've split a few hairs
Now don't make me split skulls
Or put you to sleep permanently with my gangsta lulls
Wake up and smell this rose
Charlie, dawg, it's sad you can't even spell "clothes"
I'm not merciful, but even I take pity on illiterate foes
I'm gonna tell you one more time: Evacuate this Battle Arena
Find pastures greena
Or I'll do you worse than when that crazy b*tch shot Selena
Listen up Ed, you nonsensical Pride Rock hyena
Do you want to be the victim of the biggest hip hop tragedy
Since the slaying of 2pac and Biggy
Now listen, you don't have to knock me to the moon
I'll gladly take a vacation to the land of Green Cheese
Just stop this lame white posing, [i]please[/i]!
It's true; my words [i]can[/i] fight cancer
But they can't cure your "I can't rap" disease!
If you have another rebellion, do it in silence
Increase the peace, and end this one-sided violence
Do you feel the chills on the back of your spine
Dawg, they're telling you to get back in line
Your chances are so absent in a place like this
I'll take you like an alcoholic piss
So, fine, retire your bra miss priss
For you this is a game of hit and miss
And "hit" just left town at first sight of my diss
You couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave you two guesses
In this thread, there will be no more raps about bras or dresses
I know that I've just crushed you, fool
So, before you try to drown yourself in a car pool
Or a puddle of your own envious drool
Remember who loves you b*tch, remember this Joe Cool
Word. Exclamation point on this sh*t.[/size]
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[color=indigo]Yep, pretty pathetic that I misspelled "clothes"...

I'd like to start out
by giving you props
that last one was dope
it'll be hard to top
I think I've been crucified
and left to die
but unlike J.C.
I believe in an eye for an eye
a tooth for a tooth
I'm gonna assassinate you
and pull a John Wilkes Booth
I'll jump on the stage
release all my rage
steal a line from Sublime
and open Lou Dogs cage
I don?t practice Santeria
I ain?t got no crystal ball
but I know your future
you are gonna take a nasty fall
lucky for you
you aren?t that high
falling from the bottom to the bottom
shouldn?t make you cry
so dry your eyes
and drop some vizine
you look like a dirty hippie
that?s smoked too much green
I heard you had a dream
of winning this battle
but I?ve turned it to a nightmare
you?re all shook up and rattled
don?t worry, I won?t tattle
and blab your secret
about the time last week
when you pissed your pants wet
you know I?d place a bet
that you had a panic attack
you read my first rhyme
and your bladder went whack
but the deck was stacked
all the cards are in my favor
Cause I?m the Vegas dealer
you just a playa hater
But enough about you
you are an incredible bore,
you have as much substance
as Pauly Shore
I think I?ll talk about me
because I?m a narcissistic pr**k
I?ve got a poetic tongue
and an enormous?ego

Word.[/color]
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Guest Fly-T
Originality: Charles
Wordplay: Charles
"Flo-Tivity": heaven's Cloud
Structure: Charles

Yall real nice, and by a bigger battle....I hope you mean a tournament....
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Actually, a team battle royal would be cool. But I wouldn't mind organizing a tournament either.

[size=1]A'iight
It's the ninth inning
And Charlie's game is thinning
His head just keeps on spinning
Because he has no chance of winning
The lights are dimming
I'm rapping a no-hitter
A Judas Priest, always sinning
Standing on this mound, winking, grinning.
This rap is the [i]Field of Dreams[/i]
I'm going to make this sh*t so powerful, you'll come apart at the seams
You'll retire like a ghost into an unknown abyss
Having lived your fantasy, but lost in reality
You couldn't connect if you were swinging with an oak tree
It's three strikes dawg take the bench
You're minor league bait, second rate
Just my warm-up, in my comotose state
You're a wanna-be Elvis, but even more late
We've battled with words, neglected to throw a single kick or punch
But your sh*t is so weak, I could have just said "Out to Lunch"
Your metaphors are washed up on this Pauly's Shore
Heeeeeey buuuuuuuddy, reading through that stuff is a painful chore
The fish that doesn't open its mouth doesn't get caught
So go run to Fly-T's thread, so you can teach him the lessons you've been taught
Don't try to be a preacher to your teacher
Or you can sit your @s$ right back on that bleacher
Always reduced to the preview for the main feature
I've investigated you like a suspicious crop circle
Only to discover you've got the rhythm of Steven Q. Urkle
Mr. All Shot No Powder
Mr. Rancid Clam Chowder
If you were any slower you'd be in reverse
So go and rehearse
Go and Coerce
Play with Fly-T because you can't beat me
You'll only be beaten down by my homie, the Shinobi
Broadcast some more static--b*tch.[/size]
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[color=indigo]Only a fool
doesn?t know when to quit
it proves that your brain
is made out of Sh*t
yeah you are right
three strikes I?m out
unfortunately you?ve walked all my hitters
with your weak shouts
I might be Elvis
but you are just Madonna
so quit trying to swim with the big boy
before I attack like a piranha
my skills have technique
I am a lyrical surgeon
my words spread you apart
like a virgin
my scalpels poised
I?m gonna make a cut
my words hit so hard
you can feel them in your gut
Like a rabbit punch
from a playa to a sucka
then I?ll gouge out your eyes
cause I?m a dirty mother---
I?m like Nature Boy
the dirtiest playa in the game
I strut through the big time
I got fortune and fame
you cannot tame my tongue
my forked rhymes flow smooth
I have the whole audience cheering
my wicked groove
you can try to strip the mic
but I doubt anyone will listen
you?ll feel like a convict
getting raped in prison
so don?t drop the soap
its slippery when wet
like Bon Jovi says
you have to give before you get
so I?ve gotten a little beating
but I?ve dished back a hundred fold
you better give up Chaz
your rhymes are growing old.
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