RPG The Rap Battle: Charlie versus Charlie: Playa Discretion Advised

[Charles]

[size=1]:Laughs:
Heaven's Cloud is an addict
That's right, he's hooked, yo
So, I'm going to dedicate this rap--to him, this special flow
And all of the addicts like him.
Bring the lights down to a dim
Time to kick this sh*t classic Diana Ross style
When I'm done, it's gonna be all dawg [i]piiiiiiiiiiiile![/i]

At first I was afraid, oh [i]I was petrified[/i]
Kept thinkin' I could never rap with you not on my side
I just let your insults slide
Then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
I stared at the forums for what seemed very long
And I grew strong
And I so I busted out this hip hop song:

Now that this radical is back from his sabbatical
Listen up to this cat call
All you addicts pop some rocks
Fork over those hidden rolls of Benjamin's from your socks
It's time to rock some chaos on this block
Tick it off like the second hand on a clock
I'm the key to your forbidden lock

The door's open.

Heaven's Cloud--Let's you and I, go on a tour of my neighborhood
A setting more hardcore than your hometown of Everwood
We'll pass the chronic junkies and heroine monkeys
Skip over missing sidewalks and dusty streets to metallic rap beats
Where pulling a day intact is one of many feats
And it's a fact that growing old is the rarest of treats
So enjoy your padded swivel chair, telemarketing without a care
Never facing a mugger, never knowing a scare
Knowing your next breath, won't be your last taste of air
Your biggest problem is getting steak well-done or medium rare
But------
[i]I've got all my life to give and I will survive[/i]

[i][b]I WILL SURVIVE![/b][/i]

Go on now, go walk on out the door
Just turn around now
'Coz you're not welcome anymore
In the land of hip hop you were a stranger to the core
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I, [i]I will survive[/i]
[chorus]For as long as I know how to rhyme, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my urban flava to give
I'll survive
I will survive
Hey hey[/chorus]

Oh yeah, this is like a drug
It's so painful, but you crave it, like a coke-bathed slug
This game can put a powerful hold over a person
A dangerous coercion
You're like an OB version of Robert Downey Jr.
Just brought down even sooner
Knocked to the moon like a Honeymooner
Left in awe of me like a teenage swooner
If Ludacris were here he'd say
The fight's out
He'd watch as I punched yo--lights out
You'd get back and guard ya grill
But I'd roll over on you until I gutted you from gill to gill

[chorus](I, I will survive)
Hey hey
(I, I will survive)
Every day
(I, I will survive)
Oh yeah[/chorus]

You're just an average white jigga kickin' my dog in my house
Your words don't hit hard when you're as small as a mouse
Take this from the so-called virgin
Go back to school lyrical surgeon
"Freestyle" in marble restrooms with Todd, Clarence, and Carlton 3rd
Don't forget do drink your chocolate milky with extra curd
Sport that turtle neck and that expensive english italiano Gucci
Go home and flip past the Hughgleys; watch reruns of "I Love Lucy"
You know, but without the black and just the white
Starting to see the light?
Charlie, [i]you got some splainin' to do[/i]
If I'm the virgin, why'd I just pop [i]your[/i] Cherry foo'?

:Laughs softly:
My sh*t is getting old?
Watch out, it gets better with age, baby
It's like wiiiiiiine

[chorus](You, you won't survive)
Hey
(You, you won't survive)
Every day
(You, you won't survive)
Yeah yeah[/chorus]

Word Life! On the real-real, cause you can't hurt steal! Ya feel?[/size]

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo]Okay college boi
let me start [i]splanin?[/i]
Todd, Clarence and Carlton III
Gave me proper training
I?m the first yuppie rapper
My idol is Zach Morris
But I?ll bust a dope remix
With a phat chorus
I?ll give you credit
Dianna Ross was neat
But here comes a sample
That will never miss a beat
So turn up the bass
And make some noise
Cause this rhyme
Will please all you girls and boys

We met up on a train
Bound to nowhere
I was too tired to sleep
You were to dumb to care
So I shuffled my cards
Showed you a few tricks
Taught you how to flo
How to rhyme and how to mix
We had a damn good time
It was real nice
And before we parted ways
I left you with some advice

You?ve gotta know when to hold them
Know when to fold them
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

A little time has passed
Since I saw you last
Now you think you are a big dog
You try and give me sass
You better show some respect
Cause I won?t neglect
To pimp smack your a*s
And then break your neck
I?m not playing around
I?ll beat you to the ground
Didn?t you read the words

That I just wrote down

I guess you didn?t know how to hold them
Or lie down and fold them
I won?t give you the chance to walk away
So you better run
You must have counted your money
Before you even sat at the table
You haven?t won anything
The dealing isn?t done

Yeah, keep laughing
You look like a fool
You bet this gambler
And broke the golden rule
You shouldn?t have made a bet
You are already in debt
I can tell you when you?ll die
Cause the date has been set
I?ll pull out my pistols
With speed like Clint Eastwood
You may be an okay shot
But I am damn good
My flow blows you away
Out into the grey
I doubt that you?ll [b]survive[/b]
To see another day
I gave you a warning
I won?t tell you twice
You should have paid attention
And taken my advice

You?ve gotta know when to hold them
Know when to fold them
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
Boi, That's just Basic Thuganomics[/color]

[Charles]

[size=1][i]Ring, ring ring![/i]
Do you hear that bell?
We're in for another round
This time with some Frank Sinatra sound.

[i]Cause now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear, I smell your fear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.[/i]

I have gasoline for blood; I'm explosively mean
You're about to experience an anger that's never been seen
I'm enraged, veins bulging, skin turning sickly green
Muscles exploding, sinew snapping, hands ready to do some slapping
Prepare to face the Incredible Hulk of rapping
You don't want to see me when I'm angry
You won't like me when I'm angry
[i]This just in[/i], here's my forecast; this battle will be your last
I've been chased, robbed, harassed, pushed, kicked,
But I've never been licked
My ribs have been broken
I've never been smoked, but keep on smokin'
Cause I did it my way
I did it how?
I did it my way.

[i]I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.[/i]

That's right, there's the highway
Hit the road dude, cause here, we do things [i]my[/i] way
Dawgs like me are always on top of the people scene
What's that yo? [i][b]Am I making you angry?[/b][/i]
This situation is getting hairy?
But you aren't the Hulk, your skin's only green cause of envy
You cork your game like a Sammy Sosa baseball bat
You didn't think I knew about that.
So, Chicago Cub, take your Kenny Rogers
While I dodge you like a Dodger
How am I gonna do it?
Put the pieces together and see if they fit.

[i]Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, even this brawl, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".[/i]

You heard it right, I did it my way.
My way.
This bitter, unforgiving reality
Over this mountain, and through this valley
Sneaking to get the truth.
The priests used to watch over the people
Now they're watching the people
Tapping that a*s like I'm toppling your steeple
Now is the only thing that's real
Including this present loss that you feel
vengeance, retribution, anger and deceit, all rolled up
One big, nasty, violent, terrifying ball, that's wussup
That's my game.
Now aren't you glad you came?
So you hold 'em, you fold 'em, you walk away--just the same

[i]For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way![/i][/size]

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo][spoken]Seems like I stepped away for to long
all these posers trying to enter the game
like a spin off or a sequel
fools don?t realize we got no equal[/spoken]

It was our blood, sweat and tears
That got us here
Now we are sipping on Krystal
Instead Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
We created the flow
Watched it flourish and grow
Watched it thrive as we created
The Charlie vs. Charlie show
But now every body wants a piece of the game
Their lights up in fame
I think the whole lot of them
Has gone insane
We revolutionized
And opened peoples eyes
But these fools are just running around
In disguise
They took what we made
Warped it in a masquerade
Like Vanilla Ice
After dinking a jug of hatorade

You best step away now that we?re back
You better run and hide, and avoid our attack
If we catch you we won?t cut you know slack
You?ll feel the full wrath of HC and Crazy Cat

All their rhymes are overrated
At best G-rated
They don?t even compare
With the flo we created
The people screamed for more
So people went off by the score
But they created a cheap imitation
No better then Jaws: Part Four
We are the true sharks
The Doggs with the loudest bark
And when we bite
We never miss our mark
So run away
I said run away
Its carpe diem baby
And we are here to seize the day

You best step away now that we?re back
You better run and hide, and avoid our attack
If we catch you we won?t cut you know slack
You?ll feel the full wrath of HC and Crazy Cat[/color]

[Shinobi]

Sorry for postin guys but i just wanted you two to see this ;).
Hey both of you, that is some really tight stuff you two be spittin' there. It made me think that you two are the Godfathaz of Rap on OB. Sure loads of people love rap and wanna spit there sh*t but i mean no one has. I have been rappin for years but i have never posted any rap on OB before you guys started this so this is my tribute to you guys. I slapped it up quick while i was on AIM with Ajeh talkin about this. So yeah, it aint nuthin special but it's just to show that some peeps appreciate what you two have done and we aint runnin up tryin' to diss on your asses.
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[b]The Tribute To The Godfathaz![/b]

C-Cat and HC, they paved the way
For us crazy cats, they give us a chance to sway
To let our flow rip, slip and go ova tha tip
They are still the big dawgs no matta what peeps say

They are the teachers and we are the teach'd
We should take they're sh*t and take it as a compliment
I dont wanna sound corny but hell i had ta preach

These two crazy mofos they be the men, they be the kings
They are like the supplier of our supah bling bling
They taught us how to go on OB and show our sting
There sh*t is so hot it makes ya wanna hit a ping

They are the Godfathaz
They have more power than us
Not just on OB but lyrical wise
Why should i be cocky and tell a load of lies
You dawgs are the true cats
And thats why i tip my hat

Thats the ways its supposed to be
Ive been rappin for years but not a lyric on OB
Because A Mod and Admin spat the sh*t it set me free
And showed us it was OK to rap for every member to see
So this is a shout out to Charles and HC
Yo my dawgs, you let this **** hap, thanks for teachin' me

PEACE!

[Subversive]

w3rd man...I gotta give ya'll da props
without you this great thing never woulda happened

LG 4 Life - I'm out