Writing Marry Against Your Will

[Dragon Warrior]

This is a script I wrote for my drama class that I must act out with 3 other peeps. Some of you may be aware already, but I am Gavin. In the script, you'll find my friend's real names Mike, Mandy, and Wes. These names will show only for their main parts. So Mike will be the host, I will be En Rico de Monte a la Fallon Gonzales, Wes will be the evil troll, and Mandy will be Suzy Sunday. Remember that.

Anyways, the script is making fun of the old dating shows where the bachelorette asks questions to three guys she can't see and chooses which one she likes best. The dating show is called [U]Married Against Your Will[/U]. Enjoy!

[SIZE=3]Marry against your[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]WILL[/SIZE]


[u]Cast[/u]
[b]Gavin Brown-[/b] En Rico de Monte a la Fallon Gonzales/voice of Invisible Man
[b]Mandy Morris-[/b] Suzy Sunday
[b]Mike Barnhart-[/b] Host Hostess
[b]Wesley Oldham-[/b] Alex the Evil Troll/Announcer/Brute


Announcer: And now, the host of America?s most hated show [u]Marry Against Your Will[/u], HOST HOSTESS!

Mike: (jumps out) Hey New York!

(long silence)

Man: (coughs)

Mike: (flips switch: applause done by Mandy, Wes, and Gavin. Turns off switch and walks to podium) Let?s get started. The bachelorette must choose one of the three bachelors and go home with them. And here they are. Bachelor #1...

Wes: (walks in and sits on first stool)

Mike: Bachelor #1 is a loser?

Wes: Hey! I take off-

Mike: (interrupts) His name is Alex and he?s an evil troll.

Man: (claps)

Mike: Bachelor #2...

Gavin: (walks in and sits on the 2nd stool)

Mike: Get up! You can?t sit down yet!

Gavin: (looks and points to Wes) But he did.

Mike: Get up!

Gavin: (stands)

Mike: Bachelor #2 is also a loser. His name is En Rico de Monte a la Fallon Gonzales whom seems to have a problem with standing.

Gavin: (shivers) So? cold?

Mike: He also has a disorder? of some kind. And now for Bachelor #3!

Gavin: (sits)

Mike: Stand up!

Gavin: (stands up) Why are you so cruel?

Mike: Okay. Bachelor #3...

Invisible Man: (screen pans blank spot up to the 3rd stool) Hey!

Man in Audience: Where is he?

Mike: The 3rd Bachelor is an invisible man from? who knows where.

Invisible Man: Seattle.

Mike: Just sit down.

Gavin: (sits down)

Mike: Not you!

Gavin: (remains seated)

Mike: And now our lovely bachelorette?

Wes: (stands)

Mike: Umm? right? now for our bachelorette Suzy Sunday!

Mandy: (walks in and sits down) Hi all!

Mike: Quiet! Now then, let?s start this show!

Mandy: Okay. Bachelor #1, should I pick you?

Wes: Yes, because my only bad habit is murdering wives.

Mandy: Sounds nice. Bachelor #2, what about you?

Gavin: What about me?

Mandy: Should I pick you?

Gavin: For what? Some government experiment!?

Mandy: No, silly. To get married.

Gavin: To what? An alien chipmunk?

Mandy: No! To me!

Gavin: Do what to you/

Mandy: Bachelor #3, should I choose you?

Invisible Man: Hmm? I dunno.

Mandy: Okay. Bachelor #1, where were you born?

Wes: In the gates of Hell!

Mandy: Hell, Michigan?

Wes: Uhh? yeah. (shifts eyes)

Mandy: That?s cool! Bachelor #2, where were you born?

Gavin: Stay away! You?re covered with germs like all the rest!

Mandy: What?

Gavin: (scrubs himself) Unclean! So unclean!

Mandy: That?s nice. Bachelor #3, how about you?

Invisible Man: Umm? not sure.

Mandy: Bachelor #1, what about you?

Wes: I was born in the gates of Hell!

Mandy: Hell, Michigan?

Wes: Uhh? yeah. (shifts eyes)

Mandy: That?s nice. Bachelor #1, what would you do for our date?

Wes: I don?t date! You will marry me!

Mandy: Sounds fun. #2?

Gavin: Well? (becomes nervous) Oh yeah! I?m glad I brought this certain book which is the only book I brought. (reaches into shirt and takes out [u]Dracula[/u]) Whoops. I?m glad I have this other book which is the only book I brought. (takes out [u]Dating For Dummies[/u]) Let?s see here? first kiss? hot dog stand? ah! Here it is? Umm, I?d take you to a romantic dinner and mover. (looks closer) Movie! Movie.

Mandy: That sounds dandy!

Gavin: (looks at book) I love you too. (leans in for a kiss)

Mandy: Sure! Anyways, Bachelor #3, what about you?

Invisible Man: What?

Mandy: What would you do on our date?

Invisible Man: Do on what now?

Mandy: Our date.

Invisible Man: What?s a date?

Mandy: Well? it?s when a? that is? you see, two people? umm? (smiles) Bachelor #1, what is your idea of a romantic evening?

Wes: Romantic? I don?t understand.

Mandy: What?s your idea of an evening?

Wes: Evening?

Mandy: What is your idea of a-

Wes: Idea? I-I don?t think I follow.

Mandy: #2, what is your idea of a romantic evening?

Gavin: (leans back in chair) Well, first I?d plan on visiting my old home in England where I was a young lad. Then we?d discuss mathematical equations that can?t be solved as well as the kaleidoscope circumference of the ancient race of jeriseameumanitarsiliks. And finally, we?d feast on crumpets while speaking of the Meaning of Life which I alone possess knowledge of with the possible exception of the guy that works at the laundry mat. (looks over his shoulder) Can I get cheese with this?

Mandy: Sounds fascinating. Bachelor #3, what about you?

Invisible Man: What was the question?

Mandy: The question is? umm? I guess I forgot. Bachelor #1, if you could do anything in the world, what would it be?

Wes: I would be reborn as an angel. (clasps hands together and smiles)

Mandy: What was that?

Wes: Umm? I?d DESTROY everything!

Mandy: I?d like to try that too. #2?

Gavin: Yeah? What?

Mandy: Umm? what would you like to do if you could do anything?

Gavin: I?d buy more soda!

Mandy: If you could do anything?

Gavin: Oh! Orange soda!

Mandy: You?d buy orange soda if you could do anything?

Gavin: Yeah, woman! Can?t you hea-Anything? Oh geez? I dunno? wait? I could trade my 1 trillion dollar bill for a Sunkist orange soda!

Mandy: I?ll be there when you do. #3, how about you?

Invisible Man: If I could do what now?

Mandy: Anything.

Invisible Man: Eh? why not.

Mandy: That doesn?t answer my question.

Invisible Man: Indeed.

Mike: That?s great? we?ll tell you who she picks after this commercial break!

[SIZE=4]BUY OUR STUFF!
BUY OUR STUFF![/SIZE]

Announcer: And we?re back!

Mike/Mandy: (kissing)

Announcer: Umm? I said we?re back!

Mike: (gets up) Oh! Umm? well, caught me off guard.. Heh heh? (fixes tie) so let?s see who she chooses. Will it be? Bachelor #1 (screen goes to Wes), Bachelor #2 (screen goes to Gavin), Bachelor #3 (screen goes to empty stool), or Bachelor #4 (goes back to Gavin)

Gavin: (makes a look)

Mandy: I choose? (pause) THE HOST! (runs up to Mike)

Mike: What?

Wes/Gavin: (stand) WHAT?

Wes: You can?t choose him!

Gavin: Yeah. We wanted him!

Wes: (looks at Gavin) What?

Gavin: Umm? I mean her. Her. (looks down at shoes)

Mike: I believe she?s decided.

Gavin: I have?

Mike: No! Suzy!

Gavin: Awww?

Mike: I believe you all know what happens if you don?t win on this show.

Gavin: Uhh? no. What?

Mike: (nods)

Wes: (appears as Brute with a knife and swings it)

Gavin: (zooms in on his face) NOOOO!!!

Announcer: Thanks for watching the show! Now the credits!

[B]Credits[/B]

[SIZE=4]BUY OUR STUFF!
BUY OUR STUFF![/SIZE]

[b]The End[/b]

[Nataniamon]

that was funny. i have only laughed hard enough that my sides hurt only a limited amount of times. it was amazing!

[Dragon Warrior]

Thanx. It'll be better acted out. We're suppose to tape it, then show it to the class. It'll be like a real show ^^

[Failed_Attempts]

HEHE! That's funny. I'm sure it'll be wonderful on tape and acted out! GOOD LUCK! Oh and uhm...*pauses* Now I remember! I like the annoucer. [b]BUY OUR STUFF! BUY OUR STUFF![/b] Hehe, I love that. *laughs and runs off distracted by shiny thing*

[Dragon Warrior]

Well, "Buy Our Stuff" wasn't the announcer. That was just me and my friend running across stage acting crazy and repeating "Buy Our Stuff" over and over again while punching one another with boxes. O.o

The script has changed A LOT since this version.

[Failed_Attempts]

Yeah, I meant the commercial. @_@; Not Announcer.

Heh, that sounds fun. Running around hitting each other yelling "Buy Our Stuff"

Script change?! For the better I hope. And I still wish you and your friends good luck on it!! ^_^;

[Dragon Warrior]

Thanks. We'll be taping it next week. The changes will consist of me being more of a psychopathe (like talking to myself, eating stuff, etc...) and much more. It'll be good, yes.