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I got this idea when lookngi in the 'Pokemon Humor' thread. You can post jokes, 'You've had to much of...' jokes, etc. I hope this doesn't get locked....

You know you've RPed/Watched/Played [b]Way[/b] to much DB/Z/GT when...

-You die your hair yellow and spike it, saynig your SS (Guilty)

-You take brown pipe cleaners and tape them into a tail.

-You put 6 m&ms on your head and threaten to but your friends in half with a 'destructo disk' (cd) if they don't call you 'The All-Mighty Krillen'

-Every time you walk into your kitchen, you kick the 'Freiza' incase it's the Tyrant in disguise. (Guitly, for a while)

-You think your inharently evil cause your body's made of Cells.

-You jump off of a bridge and yell 'FLYING NIMBUS!'

-You do Kamehamehas in the mirror (guilty)

-You write a number '10,000' on your door and start dongi push-ups to train for fighting Frieza.

-You call your dad 'Prince of Saiyans'

-You try to put your brain into an Android.

-You are wrting this (GUILTY!)

-You are reading this and saying 'I've done at least a 4th of these once' (Guilty)

-Your computer has 2% of it's hard-drive space open because of art files (Mainly DBZ)

-Your room is jet black with a yellow Kamehameha going across one wall.

-You sit and concentrate real hard, hopnig that Gohan's training with Videl will work for you. (GUILTY)

-You think you actually found that 'empty spot' (GUILTY. I did, but it excited me and i post it again. Either that or i was hungry
:naughty:)

-You are known in your school for benig able to answer any DBZ question (GUILTY, in both my elementary and Middle school)

-You find plot holes in DBZ for fun (GUILTY)

-You can answer DBZ questionsabout a saga you've never saw (GUILTY, the Cell Saga and Afterlife Tournament Saga...)

-You try to stop a fire by doing a Kamehameha (from DB).

-You tell your friends that your Namekian, and have them tear an arm out, and you 'try' to grow it back (with try being the key word)

-You tell them that you can Instant Teleport, and dare them to climb up a 3 story building and drop an anvil on your head.
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[size=1]Bleh, as humorous as this could have been, I have not been impressed with these two following posts. The joke was kind of bad because Furiza has a [i]brother[/i] named [i]Coola/Koola[/i]. Then that was followed by moderate spam.

I had nothing against this topic to begin with, as I remember in another forum we had something like "Things Otaku Members Would Never Say"... same kind of idea, and that actually went somewhere.

Though, seeing as how this one is not, I have no choice but to close it. Nothing against you.

[color=red][b]Topic Closed.[/b][/color][/size]
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