Guest radred27 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 one day Bob goes to the store to buy some eggs. now, Bob is very short for his age, so most ppl think that he is 12. well, the store clerk said he was too young to buy a carton of eggs, so he couldn't. (even though he was old enough to buy them) it was also the day before Halloween, and eggs were watched VERY carefully on the shelves. anyway, Bob decided to kill the clerk and take the eggs, so he did. then he put the clerks body through a dishwasher and ran away so he could make pancakes for his grandma. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless Me Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 *shakes head.* that's not funny, just stupid. no offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Is 'at true? I think not. But what a idiot! I know a good one!... Two blodes went to the mall. They had finshed shopping and decided to go back to there car, which was a convetable. When they got there, the noticed they left the keys in the car. So, they got a coat hanger and tried to get the door open, but that didn't work. So they ran around the car park to fine a rock, but no luck. They tried to get in the car though the exsuse pipe, no luck. They stamped on the car, that made the alrm go off. Then, one of the blondes looks up in shock. "Huuurrryyyy! It's going to rain! And I left the roof open!" THE END! I like your one better though. :flush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syk3 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 I really don't see the point of this. If that was supposed to be funny, you failed miserably. o_O Discussions in any forum have to be [i]about[/i] something, or else there is nothing really to discuss. This is an example of what not to do. Topic closed. Welcome to the boards by the way. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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