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;)ok peeps this is gonna be fun i already had a hillarious one in my head! Here it is hope you enjoy!

Spike, Faye,Jet, Ed, and Ein are all sitting on the Bebop

Jet: Hmmmm looks like we got another bounty here... lets see who it is... woah Vicious eh?
Spike: I'll handle him...
Jet: Oh no you dont!
Ed: Spi~~Spi Ed come with you!
Faye: Yea me to!
Spike: No its to dangerous!
Faye: Bah *storms off*
*Spike walks off*
*Spike goes up to the top of the church*
Vicious: Well well Spike long time no see
*Vicious and Spike get in a fighting position*
Vicious: Wait a sec WHERE IS MY SWORD!?
Spike: DARN I dont have my gun!
Vicious: Well i'll kill you another day...
Spike: O.k cya
*both walk off*
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Guest SuperMaxSonic
That was funny. I hate Spike. I wanted Julia.
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(With apologies to Don Hertzfeldt)
Spike: *takes out comb, tries to comb hair and fails* Mah hair is too thick...
*Pause*
Spike: Mah hair is too thick!
*Ed walks in*
Ed: I am a HACKER!
Spike: Mah HAIR is too thick!
*they stare at eachother for a bit, then walk off*

Jet: So...would you like to see a movie?
Spike: I'm feeling fat! And sassy!
*they both start screaming at eachother. Jet's cyber-eye-thingy pops out, and blood spurts out. They continue to scream for the rest of the sketch. Jazz plays in the background.*

*Faye and Spike are standing around. Faye suddenly rips out Spike's abdomen and begins to beat him with it until he dies. She takes the piece of Spike and puts it on her head.*
Faye: I am the Queeeeen of Fraaaance! *Ed begins to play the bongos, and she dances*


I'm going to hell, aren't I? ;)
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Guest SuperMaxSonic
The last episode:
--Spike: Bang. (falls over)
: The guards stare at him.
--Spike: Um, can you help me? I fell over.

Fei comes out wearing a T-shirt and Jeans:
--Spike: Fei, you hav'nt paid your-WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE WEARING DECENT CLOATHES! (has heart attack and dies)
--Jet: Spike! What happened to-WHAT THE ****! (has heart attack and dies)
: Fei walks up to dead bodies, pulls out thier wallets, and walks off.

Oh, and Vertigo, to answer your question, yes.
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LOL that was hillarious Sonic! Great job peeps keep them coming! I'm loving every one of them! Here is another one that i made up for all you Julia fans out there! This is a funny thing you wouldnt hear Spike say on Ballad of fallen angels.

Julia:*hums her tune*
Spike:*wakes up*
Julia:Your up now eh?
Spike:Yea sing for me again
Julia:*drinks water* *CROAK* uh oh what was that! *CROAK* I got a frog in my throat!
Spike:Here let me go grab some bugs from out side and we'll chase that frog out of ur throat!
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Guest SuperMaxSonic
Fei, Spike, and Jet are in a big shoot-out with some bounty. Fei jumps out and begin shooting. She gets hit in the left side of her chest.
--Spike: Oh my god, you killed Fei, you bastard!
--Fei: No, I'm good.
--Spike: But...
--Fei: Bullet-proof silicome.
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