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This board seems to not be as popular as it used to be.
Anyway ever have those moments when watching dubbed episodes of dbz then you say to yourself "Man, even I could make up a better line than that." this is your chance to do that but this isn't just creating a line to be funny or awkward while not fitting the situatuation. Create some lines that would either make the situation more serious, or emphasis on the editing of so much content.
For example:
This is a quote in the Frieza Saga about when Goku deliberately let Frieza power up to 100% he told Frieza to fight him at his max then Frieza said "Whatever turns you on big guy." You could change that line to whatever you want to as long as it would fit the situation. You could also change it to emphasis more on the homosexual reference that for some reason the editors made.
Remember, don't just change the dubbed lines to the ones said in the subs, be creative and make your own.

I hope you all understand what I mean from my examples above.
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Guest Majin Buu
Majin Buu: Goku.. I am your father.
Goku: NO!!!!!!!!
Me: LOL

Yeah some lines are pretty corney, But alot of Super Buu's lines are Cool. The ones in my sig, are Super buu lines :P
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You want a stupid line? Try this one.

Majin Buu: You think Buu sexy
Woman: Yes, yes I think you're very sexy

Plus I think Frieza would say that because he does seem a little homosexual.
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Krillen: Why, hey there bro!
Goku: Krillen, why don't you shut the %$#@ up? We all hate you, you're really weak, and those stupid "bro" catch phrases!!
Krillen: Well SORRY if the dubbers make me say it.
Goku: AGH!!! *blows Krillen away at point blank range with a ki blast*

..That would be funny.. Goku really angry...
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LOL:D

I like that one

When General Blue was hitting on that child:
Blue: You're just my type, can I buy you a drink?
Boy: Big brother? My long lost big brother? I finally found you!
Blue: What your not my brother why do you say that?
Boy: I don't know, the dubbers told me to say that, anyways can you please drive me back home im lost.
Blue: Anyone related to American dubbing turns me off.
Boy: Okay (leaves)
Blue: I'm gonna regret that for the rest of my life.

I know it's not that funny but that's all I can think of right now.
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  • 4 weeks later...
this takes place during frieza's return. veggeta sees the pink shirt
Vegeta: woman, woman where are you?
bulma: what is it this time you dont want the pink shirt?
vegeta: actually yes i do i just wondered if there is pink pants that go with it.
Bulma and the others: O.O (falls down anime style)
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[color=green][size=1][i]It may not be a line, but why in the world was Vegeta wearing pink? Im serious they make him seem he is the Toughest guy in the world, then they make him wear pink.*shakes head* What is the world coming to? Well anyways I have aways wanted this to happen.
Brolli: You know somethinga ll this fighting is a bunch off poo!

Goku: YEah you are right.

Brolli: want to go to teh movies?

Goku: Yeah lets go see return of cooler.

Brolli: Ok.
Then they go to the movies.

Yeah its stupid but thats why i want it to happen.[/color][/size][/i]
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Frieza: Whatever urns you on big guy.
Goku: EWWWW! SICK! *flies away in disgust*

I know it sucks, but its better than saying,

Frieza: O que quer que o gira no guy grande.
Goku: EWWWW! DOENTE! * moscas afastado na aversão *

u_u; sadly, É tudo que eu posso pensar de.
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Goku could have said a better and funnier "yo momma" joke when trying to get at Ubuu(sp?)..

Krillen confronting android 18 about his feelings...

Krillen: I came here to destroy you....but i can't because i have special feelings.....I love you
Android 18: You just aint my type little man...
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When the Cell games are being broadcasted....it gets interrupted by a hentai video of bulma and vegeta doin they thang....

Vegeta: OMG, that was amazing...i'm tired now
Bulma: Its' funny......you're sposed to be a great saiyin, but you don't even have the stamina to last 30 seconds....
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Piccolo: kami i just wanted to say something....
kami: and what would that be piccolo that you hate my guts, that you'll kill goku and take over the world
Piccolo: no. i love you man.
everyone on kami's lookout fall down anime style while kami stands there shocked
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Scenario: Goku and Vegeta inside Buu's body....

Goku: I found an opening....it's really tight...
Vegeta sticking his head out the opening: Oh my GOd..... buu....is....a.....women....
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Recoome and Goku getting reay to fight
Recoome: My name is Recoome, it rhymes with doom, and you'll be hurting all too soon....

Goku: Well my names Goku, I wish i could get to know you, but you want me to beat the "shi*" out of you until you are nothing but old poo
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yamcha dodgibng a bunch of bullets:

yamcha jumps into the street: I dodged all your bullets...VICTORY:gets hit by a bus:....

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Zarbon: Fruity Fuc*ing Frollyburgers Frieza!!! There's A saiyin on the way over here....

Frieza: To the SMACKED-Mobile!!!!
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Vegeta talking to Piccolo

vegeta: Somtimes piccolo i dontreally trust you...

Piccolo: WHy is that?

Goku: Every since you popped outta no where you been around too close....
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