Stupidest Thing that you've ever done?

[Patronus]

Using the word "stupidest"

Heh

Probably when I ran into a big pole at the mall...It started wiggling and I thought it was gonna fall, but it didn't. Thank god! You wouldn't have me if you did...heh

[Kinetic]

Well, my extensive adventures are too many to be remembered, but I'll have to go with this one.

My [s]friend[/s] and I were out behind this park I live by in some very tall, dead grass. We had the highly intellectual idea to bring matches with us and mess around, making little fires and putting them out. I get the bright and sudden urge to light five matches at once and drop them by us. They spread out and my friend tries to put them out with a towel but gets scared and runs off. The tiny little fires spread to the boxes of matches that I dropped and started a large flame. We run to the houses next to it to evacuate people and get people to call the fire department. We are interrogated extensively my firemen, police officers, people that lived there and many other things. Before anyone gets there however, we came up with a clever little story that he somehow managed to butcher and make everyone suspicious with.

It's been over a month now and I haven't had any fire marshalls or police officers come to my house, so I think I'm in the clear, but we'll just have to see.

[GreatDeitylink]

The stupidest thing I have ever done is played tackle football with only a pair of underwear and pants... At eleven o'clock at night. It was wicked dark and i could barely see the ball and when my freind would kick it off I would just stare of into oblivion then it would either hit me or scare the crap outta me by landing next to me. We were playing two on two so I only had one person that could block so I had to drag two 150 pound people on my legs for 20 yards then I finally scored a touch down with them on there. Well actually the touch down was at the end of a peice of pavement about 5 feet long so I dragged them on that and they left but then they had major revenge. I kicked it off and my freind D got it then ran at full speed straight at me I was like "What the- What did I do to you?" then he layed me flat but I jumped back up and jumped on his head and almost broke his neck. (That would've cost me money if I had broke his neck) In the end we tied so we called a rematch the next morning. So it was twelve now so we went to bed. The next morning we got up at 6 and went outside. (This was in November so it was still a little dark out) We started playing and I caught the kick off. I am the third fastest runner in my school (out of like 400) so I lost my other freind on my team. All I remember is hearing a crack. That was my hand after they had sandwitched me. I haden't broke my hand but cracked all of my fingers and my rist. It was our ball and five feet from the endzone. My freind called shotgun backed up and said hike. He threw it up aimlessly into the air and my freind tried to intercept it by kicking and punching me as we jumped. He finnaly wacked me in the head and I fell back while I was catching the ball. I caught it then my legg fell straight on a rock. I walked up the little hill in my freinds yard and my leg was bleeding wicked badly. I didn't notice it until I spiked the ball and I was like "Um... Can I have a band aid?" I ended up getting 5 stiches after that. That's probaly the stupidest thing I have ever done. * throws up his chest acting proud*

[Guest Fly-T]

I was about 5 or 6...i was playing with my toys at the top of a staircase in my house...when the toy fell down the stairs...dumb me went after it and then started tumblin down the stairs...ouch...

And then a couple weeks ago me and my friends were being questioned by the cops about graffiti.....when she asked this one kid did he do any graffiti he replied "I don't have any graffiti and I dont graffiti" (he didn't know what graffiti meant) and I busted out laughing like an idiot....

[Boba Fett]

[COLOR=green]Let's see...

I was seven years old, and had just learned to ride my bike. It had just rained, and the gravel road outside was very slippery. I decided to show my grandparents and cousins how well I could ride my bike. I turned a corner, and fell on the gravel road. I cut my hand open on a rock, and had to have stitches.

Don?t ride bikes on wet gravel roads unless you know what you're doing... :rolleyes:[/COLOR]

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]Well, I wrote this letter once, to this girl, about how much I liked her and how I was really confused. And I let Raven read it....that was one of the stupidest things I've ever done. That, and trying to kill myself.

I've not yet decided which one of the above was worse for me....lol.[/font][/color]

[Guest Envy]

Stupidest thing?

.....I registered here?

[Kwai]

Stupidest thing? Waking up 2 hours late for the SATs because I pulled an all-nighter. All that work gone to waste... not to mention pist-off parents...

[Star I Am Not]

I can even begin to count the stupid thigs I've done... Here are the ones I remember:

Running into the bookshelf in the living room. I then crashed to the floor and endured the entire family laughing at me.

Running in the snow. Very bad idea. I've slipped down on my heinie (and once I fell face-down) many many times to date, and I've only been through two winters in my life.

Getting lost in Quebec during a school trip. Always remember, kiddies: Wherever you go, BRING A MAP THAT MAKES SENSE.

Listening to other people's advice when I knew they were wrong. Boy, was THAT stupid.

Trying to stay up all night. I succeeded, but right after that I fell asleep at 4 PM. X_x

[Fall]

When I used to live in the new area around east, our house was on a long street, that gradually sloped down a hill. At the end, it took a sharp right turn and climbed up the steepest hill I've ever seen.

Anyway, I've rode my bike down the street I lived in, headphones on. So I was basically tuned out to my music, and was just watching where I was going. I rode down the slope, took the turn up the steep hill, and rode along the gutter for something to do. Funny enough, there was a pipe leaking over a part of the gutter, and I tried to ride through it. I've slipped, *** over head, and gauzed open my knee. I couldn't feel anything, even though it was bleeding like there was no tomorrow. I kept riding however.

I was riding back down this steep hill, back from riding up it when I cut open my knee. I decided to try and flip it for the real time. I went up the gutter, and slipped again, in exactly the same spot. This time though, I fractured my knee in three places underneath the knee-cap, and broke my thigh in two places.

What a damn idiot. Can't believe I done it. To go with it, I done exactly the same thing about six months later, this time only breaking the same knee in one place.

[Lady Asphyxia]

[size=1]Hitting my head on a swing 6 years ago. The bump apparently welded itself to my skull, and so it's still there. Lucky me. [/sarcasm][/size]

[Vicky]

My stupidest thing? Changing my dog into something I didn't want...

[Ellerby]

[SIZE=1][color=green]My stupidest thing? Killed a man.. oops how'd that get there.. heh... but really. Stupidest thing.. umm....O! I was at my friends house it was just me and my 2 best friends. I went up and down the street with my shorts pulled up really high so it looked like a [spoiler]thong[/spoiler]. o.O

P.S. I'm not gay so that's why it's weird.

P.S.S. No offence to gay people.
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[Guest Fiasco]

Well lets see, stupidest thing, jumping off my roof and hitting my head cause I tried to flip and land on the ground, I needed staples for that. Then at Universal flicking off the camera on THE HULK, but no, don't regret it, but of all the things to happen to me, I get caught. Haha, the guy was saying that I could of gotten arrested or some crap like that. Heh, I thought it was funny though.

[sophic]

My stupidest thing, is when i went to my freand's birth day with no pants on. I didn't now i only had my undes on.

P.S i wus only 7.

[ARTommy]

well i could go on for hours with this so I'll pick two....

well there was this really big hill at my friends house not very steeep but big. he dares me to go down on my skateboard sitting on the skateboard and have my hand handcuffed to the trucks. i agreed. i start goin down the hill the cuffs get stuck under the wheels so does my hand i go flying and keep rolling down the hill with a skateboard attached to me. it hurts.

and when i was like 8 i was throwing toy trucks out the window of my 2nd floor house and i decided to throw 5 and right when i did a car came by. dented the car but i ran

[Guest Randleman]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Metatron [/i]
[B]Stupidest thing? Waking up 2 hours late for the SATs because I pulled an all-nighter. All that work gone to waste... not to mention pist-off parents... [/B][/QUOTE]

my parents would never let me sleep in to miss the SAT's. They were all "our son is super smart and is going to succeed!" so they had to wake me up. -_-

and they made me take two SAT2's too.

[instantramen14]

ummmm the stupidest thing that i have ever done is... i was riding my bike and i came to this big puddle at a corner that i had to turn at, my dad said go straight through the pudddle than turn so i wouldnt slip(we were racing and i was in the lead) i ignored him and i turned through the puddle cuz i thought it would be faster, the bottom of the puddle was all coverd in alge stuff and my tire slipped so i fell in this pig puddle of muddy, mossy crud. oh yeah i was wearing a new outfit too some nice kaki (sp?) shorts and a white t-shirt. It wasnt fun getting the stains out of shirt and shorts.

[Guest Taylor Hewitt]

Once I joined these really neat forums called OtakuBoards but it turned out everyone there was a vampire and they ate me. It's a true story.

[Biida]

Stupid things? Well, let's see. I've done quite a few "blonde" things in my life. Such as leaving a store with an empty bag, thinking that for some odd reason, it was the one with my stuff in it.

As for serious stupid things, I've got scars on my arms and attempted suicide 2 or 3 times. o_O

[Chaos]

*laughs hysterically at Britty*
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The stupidest thing that I have ever done? Mmm, that's hard. So many things.... Perhaps it was the time I poured about two bottles of lighter fluid on a wasp nest that I thought was deserted. Insert match. Continue on to a few dozen flaming wasps flying out of nest.

They didn't get a chance to really sting me because when they landed on me, they burnt, so I slapped them away quick enough to rid myself of those bastards.

Another time I made a molotov cocktail and threw it into a bucket of gasoline that was less than twenty feet away. I still have a small scar on my left ear lobe.

Quarter-stick in an empty beer bottle = homemade grenade. Make sure to throw them far enough that the glass doesn't rip holes in the car you're hiding behind..and make sure it's not a cop car you're hiding behind.

How about the time I ran off my school bus because I was late for a job interview and ended up getting sideswiped by a Civic with a huge spoiler? That one left me with a huge red mark on my back for over a week.

A few months later, getting off the bus to walk home, I get blindsided. This time, by a Student Driver. I walked away with curses from my mouth and a sore elbow. Minor scrapes and cuts.


But no. The stupidest thing EVER was playing chicken with my brother on his bike. I'm telling you, getting hit head-on by a Mongoose and then getting run over by the same bike is not fun. But hey. I got ten bucks out of it, and I proved that my skull is thicker than most people think.

[kenshinsbabe]

I would say that the stupidest thing I've ever done was put a bucket on my head and ranb into my bedpost... I had to get 6 stiches in my ear.
I still have a scar from that too!!

[Terpischore]

[color=b60039]Stupidest thing...well..you should never run on hard wood floors in your socks when you're three. You'll end up breaking your chin open...based on personal experience, of course..

I was taking a nap, and I wanted some milk. I came into the kitchen and my mother was on the phone with i think my dad..and so i was like tugging at her dress and she was batting me away and so then I got mad and ran away..I turned the corner and i didn't go ANYWHERE..except down..RIGHT on my chin..blood everywhere..we had to go to the doctors office and have stitches..and man...ahhahahah I made the doctor's day HELL. I squirmed so much they had to put me in a papoose thing..but i still shook my head from side to side..the guy was drenched in sweat by the time he was finished.[/color]

[Xai]

This could have had something to do with my age at the time, but this happened when I was in the first grade and we had the awards assembly.

The third graders were getting called up for awards, and I thought I heard my name. So I went up there. Very, very embarassing.:bawl:

The teacher had to come up there, get me by the hand, and take me back down to my seat. I almost cried from embarassment. For the next few days, kids kept asking me why I went up there.. Grr..

[Guess?]

The stupidest thing I've ever done was a few years ago I raced a city bus to school in the morning, I was on my friends bike. Half way there I crashed hard, skinned my right arm. My right arm from wrist to to elbow had bad road rash. It hurt really badly.