HammerBlade Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I recently heard this really morbid urban legend that I wanted to share with the world. It's really long, but bear with me this is some pretty good stuff(note this isnt EXACTLY how i heard it but 95% of its just the way I heard it): "This couple from America have traveled to China for a one week vacation. They bring their dog with them because they cant find anybody to take care of it for them. While there, they decide to go the local restraunt for dinner. They bring there dog here too. Unfourtunately, since they dont speak a word of chinese they have a lot of trouble just getting a table. When the waiter finally gets the message, he finds them a table, hands them menus and goes back into the kitchen. Of course, the couple cant read a word of chinese either. Then they started thinking about asking the staff to feed their dog. When the waiter comes back, they make all sorts of gestures and stuff to try to make the waiter understand what they want for their dog. Finally, the waiter says "Dog Eat? Yes!" and takes the dog into the back. Later, they bring there order to them, although they didn't place an order...The couple begins eating. They cant figure out what kind of meat they could be eating. They start talking about "how wonderful this meat is" and "this is the best meat ive ever tasted" and "i wonder what meat this is?"... When the waiter comes back with their bill...[b]with there dogs collar on it![/b]" Ok so incase you didnt get it, [b]the waiter thought they wanted to EAT the dog, so they cooked it up and served it to them!!![/b] Now I'd like hear your thoughts on this story, or if you have an urban legend I'd love to hear about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edward-Chan Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I dont know if that is a legened or not but its pretty nasty. *looks down at her own dog* really nasty.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 [size=1]I love urban legends. If you're interested, there's a rather extensive database at [url=http://www.snopes.com]Snopes.com[/url] They list a variation of the one you posted [url=http://www.snopes.com/critters/edibles/tourist.htm]here.[/url] And if you're really a glutton for punishment, you can check your local library for any books by Jan Harold Brunvand. He's got a ton of compliations, along with some research and other interesting stuff.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InuyashaDeamon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I heard of that one it some what funny how the language barrier causes misunderstanding which does happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Majin Buu Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 No YOU STUPID Chinese arent eating my cat! GET AWAY! lol Thats a pretty funny short story thingy, and kinda nasty EWWWW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerBlade Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 ok I got another one if you people are still checking this thread...(like my previous one only about 95% is exactly what I heard) A woman with a checkered dress died recently. This womans family wants her to be buried in her dress since it was her favorite dress(or something like that im not sure at this point). While the mortitionist was preparing her for burial, he decided that he could sell her dress for a few quick bucks. So he takes it to a shop and sells it. The next day a woman walks into that shop and buys that same checkered dress. She goes out to a club with her boyfriend that night, when she notices her dress smells funny, and all of a sudden, she starts to feel dizzy, and nauseated... Her boyfriend drops her off at her apartment since she didn't seem to be recovering from it...after he left she went over to her bed, lied down, and almost immediately went into a state of unconsiousness...and eventually died. When another mortitionist was checking her to find out the cause of death, he noticed the dress had embalming fluid in the cloth, which seeped into her skin and poisoned and killed her. Apparently the previous owner of that dress was leaking of embalming fluid into the dress or something...I only caught about 3/4ths of this story. Again, I would like to hear your comments on this one. OR if you have an urban legend I would LOVE to hear about it on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I hear dog meat tastes pretty good. I may try it one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Majin Buu Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B]I hear dog meat tastes pretty good. I may try it one time. [/B][/QUOTE] U just better not come near me then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild thang Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 ive tried dog meat before. *laughs at the stupid looks on your faces* not really. that was a SICK story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Faye Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majin Buu [/i] [B]U just better not come near me then [/B][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff]I'd just like to point out that I think you are an extremely close minded person, uncapable of accepting the opinions on taste of others. Just because you don't like it (I doubt you've ever even tried it) doesn't mean others can't like it! Getting to the topic at hand, I heard an urban ledgend once, and it was about some man. Well, this murderer decided to murder this man. So he did, and he hid the body in the man's own car. Then, the car, no one knowing the contents with in, was brought to a car dealership to be sold. The manager's daughter was helping a customer decide which car to buy. And he says he wants her to see something in one ofthe cars. So, he goes to the car with the dead guy's body in it, and tells her to open the trunk. so she does, and she sees the dead body. It's the same as the man who she was assisting. Creepy, ne? Then again, urban legends are always creepy. lol.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGchick Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Did you see that one with the dress on some show? I was watching that, but I cant remember what it was. Anyways, I dont think I could ever bring myself to eat dog. I would make me sick, because I LOVE dogs. They said on the show that the dress one was on that it really couldnt happen because the fluid that was absorbed into her skin was not enough to really kill the woman. My favorite urban legends are the one where the stupid teenagers get killed. Like the guy with the hook had and so on. Has anyone ever seen the movies about the urban legends? Those were just scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I've got one..... The dog meat story was very disgusting. And funny for some reason. One day a baby sitter was taking care of someone's baby. The parents was out of town. She soon opened the oven and saw something cooking in there. She called the parents to say thank you for the turkey they left. The parents said that they don't anything about the turkey. THe babysitter opened the oven again and pulled it out. SHe found out that it was the baby!!!! She called 911 and called the parents. The parents and the cops came in. The parents accused the babysitter of roasting the baby and she was took into custody. Here's another one: ( Don't quite remember this one ) Once there was a babysitter ( a differant one). She was taking care of 2 kids. 1 baby and 1 little boy. She took the little boy to sleep and also the baby. SHe first took the boy into his bed. Then when she got in the baby's room, she heard a voice. The voice said to get out of the house. SHe ran out of the room. Then when she was brave enough she went back. She heard the same voice and messege. She took the baby into sleep and quietly get out of the room. WHen she was relaxing in the living room. She heard a scream. She went into the boy's room and saw him bloody dead. SHe went to the kitchen and called the police that she heard a voice and then she saw a boy dead. When the police got there, the babysitter was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild thang Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 master, are you a babysitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by wild thang [/i] [B]master, are you a babysitter? [/B][/QUOTE] No, but I want to be one ( So I can get more cash!!! ) I heard these babysitter urban legends 2-4 years ago. I still remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legato Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Urban legend. Although they are occasionally eaten, dogs are very popular pets in China. I'm sure the restaurant staff would have the intelligence to realize that the dog is a pet. This just reeks of urban legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGchick Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Okay, heres one for ya! (another baby one) A man and wife were driving late one night when they were flagged down by a woman that appeared to be hurt. She claimed she'd been in an accident and her baby was alive but trapped in the car. The man told her to wait with his wife and he'd see what he could do. He got to the car and found a couple obviously dead in the front seat but a baby crying in a carseat. He cut the baby loose and returned to his own car. When he got there his wife was alone, he asked her where the woman had went and she replied that she'd followed him to the wreck. He left the baby with his wife and went back to the car to find her. When he got there he realized the woman who'd been instantly killed in the front seat had been the one who'd flagged him down. I am a baby sitter (I love little kids. There soooo cute!!) and the one with the turkey is sad...awww...poor little baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtakuSennen Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 o.O Whoa. All of those are really creepy.. And original.. I don't hear a lot of urban legends, apart from these two guys named Tom and Lov.. I know what they are but I won't get into that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majin Buu [/i] [B]U just better not come near me then [/B][/QUOTE] Why, are you a dog? Afraid TN will eat you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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