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[color=red]i was a kid, maybe 7 or 8, and my sister and i were fighting over who got to use the microwave to heat up potatoes to therefore make "baked" potatoes. I got ticked off and slapped her, and got in big trouble and sent to my room. My only glory was that she had to make my potatoe and fix it up and bring it to me with a fork and plate. So i ate my potatoe and beng very put upon, i decided to run away by way of my second story window. I tied all my blankets together and fought with my window screen and finally was hanging out the window, and chickened out cuz the bushes below looked questionable. So, i know have this torn up window screen and to avoid trouble i hid it under my bed and hoped nobody would notice. For weeks i got away with it, till we all had to clean our rooms and they were checking under beds...my screen's hiding place. Let's just say it was the most unpleasant couple of weeks afterwards and i hated my mother, who decided to inform everyone she met of my pathetic attempt at running away....*sighs*[/color]:demon:
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one time i was mad at this kid down the street that ive always hated, and it wasnt my fault that i got mad at him this time. anyway, i rode back up the street on my bike and did this trick that i came up with where i jump off the back of my bike and let it keep going. its a mountain bike and has the side bar handles, you know, the ones that stick up off the side of the handlebars. when i did the trick, the bike turned and the side bar hit my dads truck and left a big dent and scratched off a lot of paint.

well, the dent was too obvious for my dad to miss, so i just told about it. a couple days later.
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Hmmmm...

Well I was (and still is) addicted to pot. I guess I've never been caught because I was careful. You'd be surprised how careful you can be when you want to be, and what creative hiding places you come up with.

For example, who would ever think to look for something in that empty spot in your PS2?
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Ha. I do naughty things all the time and rarely do I get caught. Why, you ask. Well, my brother is the "bad" child. He's the one who gets caught doing all the stuff he shouldn't. And that's why I always win. :)

-Ness, honor is the only disguise for the occasional dishonor
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Well one time in the 4th grade I failed a math test and the teacher told me to take it home and correct it. So I went home and used my math book to correct it. But she never requested that my parents sign it so all my parents know is that I got an A+ on my math test.
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It was in my first house and me and my brother were playing mini baseball in our "playroom" when I hit the ball and knocked a light out. It still worked howvere it was out of place. So we just stuck it back in but it wouldnt stay. So we just shove it up there and it was barely hanging on. we never touched it after and me or my brother never got caught by my mom or dad. It was pretty fun... :)
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[color=darkred]You can not be physically addicted to pot, although many may think they are, they are not. However one can be mentally addicted, I like pot, nothing wrong with it, out of all the drugs it's the safest. In 3000 years of use it hasn't really killed anyone like smoking tobacco has, but then again I smoke tabacco aswell, so whichever way, I'm screwed, lol. But yeah I don't see why people should be shocked at the fact that someone smokes weed. It's been legalised in Holland and the likelyness is it will be in Britain soon also. The US looks very harshly upon marijuana use, but I don't see why, it's virtually harmless, where as alcohol and ciggarettes do much more damage and they are widely available. *sigh* Yeah, so... snap, I smoke weed too, then again I also fight, smoke tabacco, drink underage etc etc, I don't get caught because nodoby cares. Hehe, thats the truth of it, they don't care in Britain (when I move back to the states it won't matter so much I'll be drinking legally by that age).

One thing I will say, never go on to anything harder than pot though, stuff like that can really screw up your life, and body for that matter.[/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The One [/i]
[B][color=darkred]You can not be physically addicted to pot, although many may think they are, they are not. However one can be mentally addicted, I like pot, nothing wrong with it, out of all the drugs it's the safest. In 3000 years of use it hasn't really killed anyone like smoking tobacco has, but then again I smoke tabacco aswell, so whichever way, I'm screwed, lol. But yeah I don't see why people should be shocked at the fact that someone smokes weed. It's been legalised in Holland and the likelyness is it will be in Britain soon also. The US looks very harshly upon marijuana use, but I don't see why, it's virtually harmless, where as alcohol and ciggarettes do much more damage and they are widely available. *sigh* Yeah, so... snap, I smoke weed too, then again I also fight, smoke tabacco, drink underage etc etc, I don't get caught because nodoby cares. Hehe, thats the truth of it, they don't care in Britain (when I move back to the states it won't matter so much I'll be drinking legally by that age).

One thing I will say, never go on to anything harder than pot though, stuff like that can really screw up your life, and body for that matter.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

Basically everything he said, lol. Although i don;t smoke weed alot, like twice a year or something...if that! I also don't some ciggarettes, i think it's pointless. Oh yeah also there is this little gy around the street who was really pissing me off. I would like kick the utter ***** outta him yet the next day he would still annoy, so one day i had a badminton racket out hitting about a shuttlecock (don't ask why, the wind just blew it about everywhere anyway lol.) but yeah i was. Then geuss who ran by...that's right the same little guy that annoys me. Geuss what happened next? That's right...he ran past me but then started annoying me again then he called me a "Fat Bastard" which always hits me right in the spot that makes you snap. So i justlaunched my racket at him, but really mainly to scare him then i would batter him later (i have a crap aim when throwing anyway so there was no point in trying to hit him.) But sure enough, it cracked off his forehead with the most power i have ever seen. The boy just decked it and in a matter of second his head was out in the biggest lump i hvae ever seen. It was at least the size of an egg, no joke. So yeah, he was so scared he said he fell and hit his head off the kerb of the pavement. He has always sucked up my *** after that. He had to go to hospital and everything, and it was only about 6 months ago. He got what he desrves anyway ^_^.
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Well my one roommate and college/fraternity brother was always an *** to everyone around him including me. So like the last week of college my 4 other roommates and I all ganged up on him and basically told him that we werent his friend since hes been an *** to all of us. He also threaten to beat up my friend, so this guy desirved what he got. I kinda regret it a little bit since i think he needs some psychiatric help but besides that we all think its great since i dont want his future roommates to be picked on.
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pot really isn't as harmless as many think, it attaches to nerve endings in the brain and corrodes the coating, eating away to the nerves eventually. if you use it more frequently than once a month, the brain damage it cause can be irreversable and pretty nasty. in my opinion your better off abusing some over-the counter meds, but thats just me. an interesting tidbit also: if you were to ever use pure heroine (which isn't possible, really. heroine of the street; your lucky to get 20 percent purity; the rest is impurities like shards of metal *ouch*), the health consequences would be nearly non-existent. hehe
anyways, on topic. i once penciled in B's over D's on my report card, was never caught. i also once broke into my girlfriends house while she was out (on her request), and lifted her report card before her family could get back; along with (my reward) a bottle of vodka. that was a fun night....
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[color=darkred]Your comment about heroine is true, but that stuff about weed, is complete BS. Once a month my ***, oh my God, eating away at the nerves endings, lol. Now that is funny. To be perfectly honext dude, no, weed doesn't do that damage to you. Tetrahydrocanabinol (THC) does not attach to the nerve endings in your brain, hehe, must say, you're pretty funny though.

But yeah, I remembered something I did, but then remembered I got caught, so it doesn't count.[/color]
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ahh well, think what you want. point is, im in an intensive drug education program, a mild form of rehab; i spend a good 6 hours a week in a classroom learning about drugs and their affects. i don't beleive many of the studies, but thats what i've been told about pot. (perhaps unreleiable, being in an anti-drug program, but eh)

anyways, since im posting again, i need also to re-respond to the original question; so i have another contribution: i went through a clepto phase in high school; i stole chalkboard erasers right out from under the teacher's nose, i lifted untold amounts of goods from CVS, i stole from my brothers, from random people, anything i could get my hands on. never caught. hehe
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[color=b60039] OK - back on topic...

A couple of weeks ago, I was at my family reunion in Arkansas. Me and my sister (20) were about to go down to the pool and say hello to our cousins, because we had just gotten there. Well - while we were on our way down to the pool, we saw one of those big luggage carriers that you could stand on...so we thought it would be fun to just ride it down to the door where the pool was. So, we went over to one and tried to turn it so it would be out of it's corner, but that didn't work. So...my sister grabbed the gold things that came up out of the bottom and pulled - and it broke. We just kinda stood there for a second and then broke off into a run down the hall to the pool - it was soooo funny, you had to be there...but it literally broke off of the platform and we just sort of left it there...i wouldn't be surprised if it had fallen over because it was lopsided. Oh well...haven't gotten caught yet ;) [/color]
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When I'm grounded, and I want to go down town, I say I have to work. I bring a bag to make it look like I've got my work uniform with me. They drop me off at work, but that's also where I meet up with my friends. Then we go once mum or dad are gone.

I know I shouldn't be doing crap like that, but once you start getting grounded for 3 months for getting 1 or 2 Cs in your school report, you have to do something. I mean, I basically got my best report in 4 years last week, even though it had 2 Cs in it. And I get grounded for it being a "bad report". Stupid.
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