Weirdest things your mom/dad does

[Crisis Analogy]

My parents are dead.

[sophic]

My mom always says this. it's so stupid here it go's.

I'm telling your mother.:drunk:

It's like i wus born from a nother family or some thing. so it's like a put down.

[Genkai]

Well, my dad always is telling me that I wpeak ina different language.....0_o

[OtakuSennen]

Also, my dad says that his idol is one of these three: Dexter's dad from Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, or Homer Simpson. X_X That's scary.

Plus he always bugs me about my girlfriend..

[animeforever105]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Randleman [/i]
when I was young, I got Dr. Mario. My mom found the game, and got addicted to it. She would spend hours playing it. She would hoard my NES. She got to like level 206. Keep in mind the highest level you can start off on is 99. She was good.[/QUOTE]

exactly. same case with my mom only she still is good and she is also addicted to tetris which she is also good at. My mom will be in the middle of a traffic jam when all of a sudden she cranks the volume up on her John Denver cd and starts singing and honking her horn. "MOM!WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HONKING YOUR HORN?"
"becuz i want to!" OMGravy! It's not really weird but it's embarrassing. So is her morning wake-up song. She'll come into my bedroom and start singing "Rise and shine and give God the glory,glory!" over and over and over! Of course when I played the
piano my mom would make me play a really loud and redundant song to wake my sisters up. whew thank goodness that's over.

[Lord Prozen]

my mom likes to yell. whenever we put on a movie she will start yelling. whenever one of my friends come over she starts yelling. when ever there is a loud noise she starts yelling. so im gonna say yelling.

[Terpischore]

[color=b60039]Haha, wow, those are some pretty weird things that your parents do! Anybody else? [/color]

[EowynElf]

Oh yeah i got somethin my dad does.

Okay.we will be sittin watching a movie. eating popcorn relaxing. and then a song that my dad knows will come on in the movie and he will get up and start doin a really scary dance to it. He can't dance.

and the scariest thing about it is that he is old, so it burns me when i see him dance like that...oh and he trys to sing along..ohh my my my...

my mom. my mom. well...i will draw something, and then when i finish it it will stay in my notebook. when i talk to her over the phone, sometimes she'll ask about any of my drawings. so i tell her. "I'll take Em!" is what she always says. it gets annoying a little, and i feel bad if i don't give her anything, cause she is my mom and she lives in a seperate house all alone and can't see us so wants something to connect with us. It is more of sad and stuff but yeah.

My step mom...she is just wierd. she has the strangest mood swing things. Like one night, she got home from work. i was down stairs typing a story and i suddenly hear upstairs "nobody vaccuumed! why not jeffery? (my dad) i told you to have one of the kids vaccuume!"
and she got all upset about it. my dad had told her that he had done other things like install this parking thing in the garage so that she parked in the same place, and she freaked out asking if she was a bad parker or something.

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue][size=1]Uh, my parents do too many weird things to list.

But one thing I have to say...

My dad is obsessed with the guitar, which at most times is cool. I mean, he taught me how to play.

But it gets annoying, because he will literally walk through the house, with the guitar strapped to his body, and sing Christian songs at the [i]top[/i] of his lungs. I mean, as loud as he can.

He gets up and does this for an hour every single morning. At six. And he doesn't care who's trying to sleep. At all. He's on the worship team, too, that's how much he loves it. You have to respect that.[/color][/size]

[Ravenstorture]

[color=darkgreen][font=gothic]Well, you know how kids get really annoyed with their parents when they get to the 16, seventeen age mark and just can't WAIT to move out?

[b]My mother moved out ON ME the other month, [/b] she's a smart one. I certainly didn't see it coming. No, only joking... she did move out, but it was to take a job in Canberra, which is ages away.

Before that it was just her and me because I'm an only child and mum and my father were never together. I only met my 'dad' once when I was twelve and I didn't like him much so we lost contact. No, don't do that whole, 'Oh, that's so sad!' thing on me, he's an ******* and I'm much better off with him out of my life. I love my mother, even more now that she has gone. It was enough with her and me...

Hmmm.... but she is crazy. Very crazy. She's a nurse, has done anthropology, she bellydances, is an artist/sculptor, hippy, feminist, single mother, is doing her honours at uni and still has time to do crazy things to our garden and knock walls out of our house every now and then.

Every time we walk past a store that's playing funky music, or if there is a beat around... anywhere... even in the superparket, the street, the doctor's clinic... she will dance. And by dance I don't mean clicking her fingers or tapping her feet - I mean figure of eights, shimmies, balanashka fingering... actual dancing stuff. I'm not very embarrased by it anymore, she's been doing it for years. I was in sydney last week, Kings Cross, and we were walking past all the strip joints with the techno music coming up out of the carpeted stairwells with the bouncers standing outside... sure enough, she slowed at every one of them, and danced. Bouncers smiling, laughing, joining in and a couple jokingly offering her a job... I just stood there and stared into the next shop window. But I don't take people out with her very often.

She smiles and says hello to everyone, in the vain hope that there will still be a scrap of humanity out there in the world today. She hates Canberra because people don't smile back. She hates Toowoomba because people walk around staring at the ground, too scared to look you in the eye.

One day, mum said hello to someone and they looked away. She stopped them, putting her hand on thier arm, looked them in the face and said, "Good morning!" And smiled. They ran away, I nearly choked laughing.

My mother loves gay people, and transvestites, because she used to have alot as friends and now instills the belief that they are the nicest people in the world. After living with her my whole life, I agree. Or at least, the twenty or so homosexual/transvestites that are in our circle of friends (and one person who has gone the whole way... some people call her jenny, some people call her ken...) are the exceptionally nice ones...

She took me hitchhiking overseas to show me how "scummy the world is today" and she picks up hitchhikers because she used to be one of them. She swears and yells at the TV when John Howard or George Bush appears. She takes me to adult shops to laugh at human nature, and she takes me clubbing because she loves to dance.

She laughes at everything, jokes all the time, treats life as a party, and doesn't get too upset when I have to pull her head out of the oven when I find her there, or if I have to call the ambulance because she's drunk metholated spirits.

She wears my clothes and tells me the rudest, strangest jokes, and at the end of the year always takes me to the largest Folk Festival in the southern hemisphere... this year she will be performing there, and she'll get her head shaved and dyed crazy colours.

We died our dog pink when I did her hair at the beginning of the year. She moved ten hours away so she could work in a women's shelter, helping women who are like she used to be.

I guess I have a lot to say about my mother, but I miss her a bit right now. And I'm getting into the habit of making rediculously long posts. Sorry.[/font][/color]

[The Harlequin]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i]
[B][color=darkblue][size=1]

My dad is obsessed with the guitar, which at most times is cool. I mean, he taught me how to play.

But it gets annoying, because he will literally walk through the house, with the guitar strapped to his body, and sing Christian songs at the [i]top[/i] of his lungs. I mean, as loud as he can.
[/color][/size] [/B][/QUOTE]

[font=gothic][color=indigo]I can't remember my father ever doing that, but we do have 14 guitars lying around, and 11 keyboards...And something like 5 harmonicas! I could deal with the rest of it, but really. 5? What do you even need one for? Two mixing desks, several strange looking machines that are probably synthesiser related and a host of amps and speakers complete it. My Dad's mainly guitar obsessed, by hell, there should be limits to everything else. I swear he's put more money into music gear than he did into my eduction. Kind of sad that... Oh, and he also keeps telling me to write "The Owls are not what they seem", when I'm on OB. But I have no idea what the means, if anything.

I think my mother did some strange things, but I can't remember.


[EDIT]Okay...that's a quote from Twin Peaks. Now I'm just annoyed. Why the hell does he torment me with a Twin Peaks quote![/font][/color]

[Celia]

[color=0099FF][size=1] I don't want to tell the tooooo... nasty ones; but I think this is still 'appropriate'.

This is only about my mom. Recently, my mom's been burping! Burp..burp, yes...burp! Burps everywhere! [/color][/size]

[Juu]

[color=ff00cc] [size=1]My parents do tons of weird things, but they're all really funny and 'loveable', because they're always so cute and at the right timing. ^^;;;

The weirdest thing my mom does is she always opens the drawer, bends down and opens the bottom cabnet, without closing the top one first. Then while she's rummaging through the bottom, and she gets up, she slams her head on the top drawer. >>;

She does that everytime. I always have to volunteer to do it for her, so she won't hit her head. x.x;[/color] [/size]

[Terpischore]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ravenstorture [/i]
[B][color=darkgreen][font=gothic]Every time we walk past a store that's playing funky music, or if there is a beat around... anywhere... even in the superparket, the street, the doctor's clinic... she will dance. [font][/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=0eade7]Wow! Your mom sounds cool! I wish my mother did that. She sounds like a blast - i'm sorry she moved away. But those are some pretty weird things..it's weird, how weird parents are...and they think that WE'RE messed up..[/color]

[Waterflash]

I was on our home phone and my mom was on her cell. She was talking to her boyfriend and I was talking to my friend. While I took a drink of water, she screeched for some reason unknown to me, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WEARING A THONG???" I sprayed the floor with water and on the line with my friend you could here her scream "WHAT IN THE HECK..." My mom brought that up so many times... And with more perverted comments each time... The worst time was in a restaurant. I repeatedly smacked my head on the table, trying to ignore them. I really can't stand being around her when she does that.

[Moor_Child]

My mom is just weird.

My dad, whenever he farts he says he stepped on a barking spider and that's what made the farting noise. He says they're invisible and when you step on them they give off a really nasty smell. And whenever my sister is scared he tells her "How many times do I have to tell you I'm the scariest thing around here!"

[The (Sic) Shape]

The things my mom do:

-She is always watching soap operas in the living room.
-She is always lecturing me that videogames and staying on the computer for a long time is bad for me.
-She brings her friends over alot and my dad and I just stay in our rooms for the rest of the night.
-She goes over to her friends for long periods of time. She sometimes comes back the next morning.
-She makes me go shopping with her and I always have to carry the bags.
-She drinks.

Things my dad does:

-He always says "Negatron, Batman" when he thinks Im wrong.
-He dances, HORRIBLY.
-He plays the "All Your Base" spoof becuase he likes the music.
-He says he wants to be a serial killer(Freaks me out!).
-When my mom isnt here he goes off late at night to hang out at nightclubs or gets food, which is alright becuase he gets some food for me too.
-He is addicted to "Mario Kart".
-He is always telling me stupid jokes.
-He drinks, ALOT. When he drinks my mom goes out and I have to make sure he sleeps on his bed because he has a tendency to sleep on the floor or in the chair while using the computer. Once he finally goes to sleep its around 1 to 3 o' clock. The next morning Im very tired and my dad asks me why I didnt get enough sleep.

The things both my parents do:

-They drink.

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

My dad says 'Watch for the bones, Chew good, That meat is to big, cut it in half.' IT'S SO ANNOYNG!!!!!!!!!

I find nothing wrong with my mom.

[Demonic Angel]

My dad is weird. Sometimes he paints a picture and tell me about what moral u can get from the painting (He likes to paint and draw and he used to work in an animation studio). So the moral the he was telling me was soo weird. It's really not about the painting. He was talking about some thing else. But i asked him to tell me about the painting not some thing else. -.-
So he gets more weirder and weirder everytime i talked to him. But not really weird sometimes. e.e

[SpikeSpiegel]

hmmmm...well my dad loves to pop in my room right after i come home from work, specially after a really long day an i want to rest a bit, and proced to poke around my room an a say "watcha doin tom?" in a really anoying voice. then hell ask if i want to go to the library. im 19. hell f'in no.
that an my grandma accused me of stealin evrything she lost at her house ever since i was 14. remote controls, necklaces, rings, and crap like dishes an forks. now i know old spanish women sometimes get like that but this kills me. an when i lived w/her for a year before i moved it was like a hell in a hell on earth. thats about it.

[AutoKill]

My dad likes to cook and stuff.. :lecture:"Its cheaper to cook for yourself, going out is un-healthy and it cost alot." :lecture: (plz tell my am not the only one that gets that speech) Anyho.. when my dad makes food, and when he likes it and it tast good.. He will start danceing in his chair, wiggeling his arms in a circle like motion.. i would say its just as funny as the chicken bone thing.