Conflict=Man vs..pet?!

[GreenEyedDragon]

Have you ever had a bit of a..tiff with your pet? For example:

I have a cat named Boots, and she absolutely HAS to drink flowing water. So what she does to attain this is she goes into bathrooms and sits on the back of the toilet and waits for people to show up. When they do, she run and sits on the sink counter and SCREAMS!~ She does this until you're completely annoyed and give in. So, i really really had to pee and she does this little scam of hers and i was in such a state that i threw her out of the bathroom so that i could pee in peace!...i don't go and yell at her while she's in her precious little litter box! *sigh*

So, have ya'll fought with your pets? Please, do tell!

[Terpischore]

[color=b60039]HAHA Alex omg your cat is hilarious...i wish i could have seen you THROW her out of the bathroom..ahah...

WELL...my dog, Chilly, has this thing about petting him. Whenever you want to pet him, you either have to grab his butt and sit him down wherever you are and you sit with him so he's sitting in your lap and THEN you pet him, OR you suffer with the loss of your hand. He nips and nips at you if you try to pet him, and it's usually because he wants you to throw one of his toys. He's only a puppy...11 months...but he's just so STUPID sometimes!!

I have more! Chilly is an ORALLY FIXATED DOG. He ALWAYS has to have something in his mouth!! It's disgusting!! I mean he will go to any lengths (see above) to get your finger in his mouth..it's like he was weened (sp??) too early so now he thinks that your finger..will produce milk or something. I know...gross...but GAH. My dog is messed up. [/color]

[Xaru Silverfire]

Lol, my cat, Mulan always followed people around. She was like [b]right[/b] at who ever's ankels that she was following. So one day my dad was walking and he was going outside. He opend the door sliding glass door and shut it on Mulan. She lived but now she hops like a rabbit. It's funny and sad.

[GreenEyedDragon]

heh, i'm replying to my own post...how strange...anywho, i had a cat named tiger who passed away about two years ago...but he was the biggest domestic cat i've ever seen! He was huge and his paws were the size of..erm the top of a soda can--pretty big for a cat, i think. So what he would do was, he would sleep under beds to re-fuel his energy, and when he woke up, it was usually morning, and the people who were sleeping in that bed were also getting up....so he would sit and wait and when they put their feet down he would attack them and wrap his huge 'ol paws around 'em...muahah i loved that cat! anywho, this is kinda off the subject--which is fights with your pets...

heh...he almost gave my grandmother a heart attack...:laugh:

**continues giggling**

[Biida]

Taffy, my female chihuahua, is the loudest thing you'll ever hear in your life. A good point is that she sings. When you play the harmonica, she'll follow along, right in tune. The bad part is, she'll whine and whine in this extremely high-pitched tone till you give her what she wants. Other times she'll start "singing" totally randomly in the dead of night and scare the crap out of you.

Domino, my male chihuahua, is very cuddly. It's really cute, and he's nice to cuddle when you feel like it. But when you're half a sleep, and all of a sudden a little ball of fur leaps onto your head and starts licking your cheek and trying to cuddle up against you, suffocating you... then it gets kind to be a tad too much.