Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Here's my take on wal-mart: I hope I posted it in the right place. [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/walmartbook.jpg[/img] HOW TO GET RICH SELLING JUNK TO POOR PEOPLE. Honestly... You'd think they have gone mad. And now Wal-mart wants to have more wal-marts. So they can bring the world more outrageously low prices. But let me ask you this. What does this achieve? Wal-mart is bringing an end to the world. Look at this. This is a secret picture of what wal-mart staff really are! [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/monsterwalmart.bmp[/img] MONSTERS! ALIENS! FROM OTHER PLANETS!!! Do you really think you would have us in the dark forever... Wal-mart!? I have figured it out. [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/walmartcart.gif[/img] Their next plan is to make super shopping carts that force you to buy what they want and you will always and only shop at wal-mart!!! They have also invented super-intelligent TeleTubbies!!! [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/walmart-11.jpg[/img] Look at the purple one trying to escape and strangle someone. It is time we put an end to this. [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/walmartdestroy.gif[/img] Read this book. It will tell you what you can do about Wal-mart, and some good places to buy guns. [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ult/taylorhewitt/walmart.jpg[/img] It's closing time... WAL-MART!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenEyedDragon Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 no no no, you've got it all wrong...see i'm developing a theory on how McDonalds is taking over the world, and eventually plan to brainwash us all and become not only a fast food chain, but a world controlling mega-computer system or something like that... "would you like fries with that" might be the phrase to get you going places...right-hand man to the world dictator, that is... *sighs* i didn't eat out much when i was little, but i've just now realized how even small children who can't read are brainwashed already...they see the golden arches and FREAK OUT! must eat at McDonald's they think.... o well, i don't think wal-mart is bad at all, they're a very nice, inexpensive shopping center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dayday Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 You're crazy I love Wal-Mart. When I was smaller I used to go every week. Now I still go but not as frequently. It's a store that sells everything in one building and I can still afford it with my own money and most of the time I'm broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I ASSURE YOU WALMART IS EVIL!!! I WENT THERE AND ASKED WHAT THEIR DATE FOR COUNTERSTRIKE CONDITION ZERO WAS AND THEY SAID TODAY (NOT TODAY A WEEK OR SO AGO) AND THEY SAID BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME IN TODAY. THEN I CHECKED WEBSITE AND IT SAID NOVEMBER. SEE THEY ARE SCREWING WITH ME AND MY HEAD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmitri_Dragoon Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 [QUOTE]This is a secret picture of what wal-mart staff really are! MONSTERS! ALIENS! FROM OTHER PLANETS!!! Do you really think you would have us in the dark forever... Wal-mart!? I have figured it out[/QUOTE] Taylor.... oh god where do I start. 1.) They are called Associates, not staff. 2.) You obviously don't have anything figured out, my mother works at Wal*Mart, and although she can be strange at times, she is certainly not a monster. 3.) Wal*Mart is not the downfall of the world, they are a multi billion dollar corporation, and they are #1 on the Fortune 500 list. They are the worlds biggest economic success. 4.) Wal*Mart wants to keep building more because they are wanting to decrease the unemployment rate of the country, and it is very easy to get hired on there. You just have to pass a drug test mostly. 5.) They aren't inventing Telle-Tubbies with AI, because those little abominations are a copyrighted thing from Britain, and Wal*Mart's home base is in Arkansas. Because that is the place where the first Wal*Mart was at. I hope this has cleared your confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dmitri_Dragoon [/i] [B]You obviously don't have anything figured out, my mother works at Wal*Mart, and although she can be strange at times, she is certainly not a monster. [/B][/QUOTE] Hehehe... you can't fool me. I know it. You are working together to cover it up aren't you??? A monster to you might be a normal human to me and a human to me might be a monster to you... or something like that. Then why did the Wal-Mart ---->STAFF<---- member lie to me about CS:CZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmitri_Dragoon Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 They didn't lie to you, they probably didn't know, and told you that the first time. And if you ignorance is as low in real life as it is here, then they probably got tired of you constantly asking them so they just told you something off the top of their heads so you would leave them alone. Wal*Mart ~Associates~ are not god, they are human and don't know everything. Because most of the time they are only told what to do for the day, and if you looked around at the signs they probably had it up somewhere saying when the game would be out. They always do, just look for a sign that says: New Hot Releases at Wal*Mart. It's simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 [color=crimson]*sweeps this all away* The rumors about OB members smokeing acid are not, I repeat, are NOT true. Please disperse from this topic in an orderly manner. ~.~[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that has severe, drug-enduced delusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Why do you keep calling it Wal*Mart??? Huh-huh? Yeah I thought so. It was an old woman who I think would take her job seriously but she LIED. And they wouldn't put the signs up because it didn't come in but I kept saying to people CS CZ is out and im geting it tomorrow or whatever and :P. (note: im pulling ur leg man this is funny for me though ;)) DeathKnight I didn't understand a word you said man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmitri_Dragoon Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I call it Wal*Mart because they have that star in their name. duh. And I second that, I didn't understand much of what DeathKnight said either, but I'm taking what I got out of it and going to forget this thread ever existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I see. But it just looks better (to me) if it is like this: Wal-Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 $hl7??*stares* I really don't know what to do with this thread. o0 *stares some more* I think I'm just going to close this...Yes.[/size] [B][color=crimson]*sweeps this all away* The rumors about OB members smokeing acid are not, I repeat, are NOT true. Please disperse from this topic in an orderly manner. ~.~[/color] [/B] [SIZE=1]Couldn't have said it better myself..[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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