RPG Grand Forum Skit (No Signup Needed)

[Dragon Warrior]

Now, people, this is sort of an RPG as people have said that I have shown the idea to (James, Asula, Kinetix, etc...), but it has a twist. Not only do you NOT have to sign up and post freely, but you post the story in script form. Hence the Grand Forum "Skit". Let me explain better...

You can post anytime since this starts. You never have to signup. Just post. But your posts have to be worthy. I don't want this thing to be spammed or have one to two sentences posted I can't stretch that enough, I swear :) Just post something around 10 lines. That'd do. Thanks.

When posting, you can post yourself into the story. The story involves Otaku (I'll get to the story) so Otaku members are what make it all up. Just don't make yourself all-powerful or whatever and try to allow other people to do stuff without messing up their plans.

Also, try to follow the theme when posting. This is a [B]Comedy[/B], but not a madhouse. Keep it sanitary and good. Let's try to show some people even a comedy RPG can have good writers and good plotline.

Speaking of plot, I shall say the story now. This is a guideline and I wish to follow it mostly, but you can make sidequests and other junk. Just don't make them too wild, aight? :)

[B]Story:[/B] Okay, it's about the world of Otaku. It's a happy place where people live in nice houses with picket fences and shiz. Or whatever your house looks like XD

Most residents make a living off of posting and do artwork and stories to post and such while others are guards and protectors of Otaku (such as James, Adam, etc...). But evil shows it's wicked face... and it's not pretty. Spammers! Out of nowhere they invade the peaceful lands of Otaku and tear away the message boards and whatnot. It's some kind of rift broken between Otaku and the foul "Spammerz Forum" and there's not much to do.

But wait... prophecies have spoken on the spammerz that would attack the humble Otaku. Only the Otaku Elite, a group of powerful Otaku warriors, could save the day. But how?



Now that you got the information and junk, I think I'll start. Anymore questions, PM me and if they're important enough, I'll add my answer to this first post and inform it's there in my next post when I write more of this skit. Good luck and have fun, people! (NOTE: Watch how I do the story. that is how you post some of the script)

[SIZE=4][b]GRAND FORUM SKIT[/b][/SIZE]

[I]Dragon Warrior poked his head out through the bushes to stare at a large tower that drifted high above a tall mountain.[/I]

Dragon Warrior: No way... I have to climb that and get to THAT to steal whatever THAT is? This wasn't in the job description. Of course, being a thief, I don't think I did get a job description.

[I]Dragon Warrior slowly crept from out of the bushes and toward the cliffside where he could slide down and get to the mountain's base.[/I]

Dragon Warrior: Oh well... as long as this treasure is worth the steal. I hear it costs a king's ransom. $.$

[I]There was a sudden russle in the bushes and Dragon warrior's thief companion emerged.[/I]

Dragon Warrior: C'mon. Let's go. I wanna get my hands on that treasure!


(That's how you post, but make sure it's longer than what I did. I just wanted to help get the idea of the start along. Plus, that thief companion part could be someone's entrance ;) )

[b]NOTE ON POSTING:[/b] When about to add onto the skit, please first post a post that reads "Reserved" or something to that affect. Then, edit your post and add in what you want the skit to be. This method is so that two people don't post parts of the script at the same time and get frustrated. We don't want that.

So, if you reserve a post, but someone reserved a post just above you, delete your post and wait for them to finish. Then post. This way we don't have a pile of reserves in a row and if someone logs off without editting their reserve post, then many people (if anybody does this) will have to wait for that person to return. That's the rules so thank you.

[Kinetic]

OOC: I'll be the companion :toothy:

Kinetix stumbled out of the bush, nearly landing on his face.

Kinetix: Yes sir! *salutes his master*

Kinetix followed Dragon Warrior, his tall and lanky legs tripping each other as he carried the heavy baggage.

Kinetix: Um, sir. . .why am [i]I[/i] the one carrying everything when I don't get most of the treasure?

Dragon Warrior: Well, it's simple really, for one, I could obliterate you with ease, and second of all, I am your one and only master. *Dragon Warrior grins*

Kinetix: Oh, ok master. . .

Kinetix and Dragon Warrior reached the base of the mountain, sliding down, and Kinetix flew off of a rock, landing in a thorn bush. He jumped out and sat down, crossing his legs, pulling the thorns out of every area of his body.

Dragon Warrior laughed at his stupidity and continued.

There was a rustling in the bushes.

Kinetix: Ah! It's a monster *screams like a little girl*

Dragon Warrior: It's a little puppy. . .

The little canine trotted along over to Kinetix. Dragon Warrior continued down the path. By the time Dragon Warrior was down the road a ways, the dog had started to play with Kinetix, but once of of earshot, the not so innocent dog turned on Kinetix.

It grew to the size of a rhinocerous and threw Kinetix into a thorn bush! Would this be the end of the clumsy companion? No, he climbed into the tree, wetting himself, and screaming some more.

[Dragon Warrior]

OOC: Haha. Classic, Kinetix. Anyways, I forgot to mention the thing about posting. When about to add onto the skit, please first post a post that reads "Reserved" or something to that affect. Then, edit your post and add in what you want the skit to be. This method is so that two people don't post parts of the script at the same time and get frustrated. We don't want that.

So, if you reserve a post, but someone reserved a post just above you, delete your post and wait for them to finish. Then post. This way we don't have a pile of reserves in a row and if someone logs off without editting their reserve post, then many people (if anybody does this) will have to wait for that person to return. That's the rules so thank you.

IC:

[i]Dragon Warrior ends up having to come back down the hill and save Kinetix. But it turns out, this dog is STRONG![/i]

DW: Eegad! That dog almost killed me!

Kinetix: Told ya! Take him out, DW! *hides in bush*

DW: *unsheathes his sword* I'll do my best!

[i]Dragon Warrior leaps at the mutt, but it's super powers of barking harmed DW's ears with a high yip. DW fell to the ground in pain, dropping his blade at the pooch's feet.[/i]

Kinetix: Dragon Warrior! No!

DW: Run, Kinetix! This dog is mighty! You get to the floating tower high above on top of the mountain without me. You get the treasure.

Kinetix: Okay! *starts up the mountain*

DW: Hey! I didn't mean it!

Kinetix: *stops* Then why did you say it?

DW: Because, it's something people say at these moments to make things sounds dramatic!

Kinetix: Oh. *shrugs and walks back*

DW: *gets up* Now help me! That mutt stole my sword.

Dog: *wields sword skillfully*

Kinetix: Gee wiz, Mr. Peebody.

DW: Eh?

Kinetix: Ahem... I mean... LET'S DO THIS! *charges, wielding an axe that oddly appeared in his hands*

DW: Yeah! *charges with no weapon so he probably will die*

[b]What will happen next? Is this the end of our pathetic heroes right off the bat? Is this dog possessed or something? Find out in the next high-flying, action-packed, bed-wetting episode![/b]

[Kinetic]

Kinetix charges under the dog's legs and hits the hound, losing the axe.

Kinetix: Karate chop! Hah!

Kinetix hits the dog, stubbing his fingers and wandering off to pout. Dragon Warrior continues to charge.

Kinetix comes back with yet another axe! He jumps in the air, only to be knocked back by the dog's immense strength.

Kinetix: Ahhhhhhhh.....

Dragon Warrior is still charging.

Kinetix: hhhhhh......

DW still charging...

Dog: Oh my god, give me a break! You two are ridiculous. *lays down*

Kinetix: hhh...*noise fades down*

DW is still charing.

The dog walks away, rolling his eyes.

DW continued charging...

Kinetix continued up the mountain, wondering what just happened.

[Dragon Warrior]

[B]Hours later...[/B]

Kinetix: I feel unconscious. *drops down, knocked out cold*

[i]Dragon Warrior is still charging... for some reason...[/i]

[B]Even more hours later...[/B]

[I]Dragon Warrior is still charging and Kinetix drowns in a puddle of his own drool when both are saved by a woman who happens to be walking up the cliff.[/I]

Woman: You guys must be idiots.

Kinetix: No! *picks nose with sword*

Nataniamon: Nataniamon is the name. I come to seek the treasure of the Oracle.

Dragon Warrior: Oh, that's nice. We are treasure hunting too. And speaking of which, we must get back to it.

Kinetix: Yeah. So good bye!

DW: And thanks for saving us.

Nataniamon: Sure.

[I]They all get up and oddly walk in the same direction.[/I]

Nataniamon: Why are you following me?

DW: We're not. We're off to get the treasure. You're blocking our path.

Nataniamon: Wait, wait... you mean to say that the treasure you seek is the Oracle's too?

[I]DW and Kinetix look at one another, puzzled.[/I]

DW: Not that we recall.

Kinetix: I like axes. They're sharp.

Nataniamon: Well, the oracle's treasure is in that floating Tower high above this mountain.

Kinetix: Hey. Ours is too.

Nataniamon: Oh great. You want the same treasure? Well then, I guess we're companions for now. But let me get this straight... I get most of the booty.

DW: Haha. She said booty. *giggles immaturely with Kinetix*

Nataniamon: Oh my God...

God: Yes?

Nataniamon: Kill me now.

God: I'll see what I can do. *looks through little, black book* Sorry, I'm booked for eighty killings in the next week. Can I squeeze you in on Thursday the 18th of August?

Nataniamon: Just forget it then. Now or never.

God: There's always Lucifer. I can get ahold of him, but he may be on the internet. He doesn't know about that damn Callwave and it drives me NUTS!

Nataniamon: Nah. I'm fine.

God: *looks at Kinetix touching his cloak* Stop that!

Nataniamon: Well, come on you two. We should get to that treasure now. It'll take a day or so.

DW: Cool.

Kinetix: Yeah. And remember... we're no idiots! *shoves a stick of dynamite in his ear*

[B]Yays! Nataniamon is a new member of the crew! What will happen next as these thieves thieve things. And why doesn't Lucifer use Callwave? I mean, c'mon! it's good stuff! Find out NEXT POST![/B]

[Nataniamon]

Nataniamon: *Sighes heavily as she watches the two guys start to climb the mountain*

DW: *in front* We'll go this way! *starts to climb*

Kinetix: *Points in a different direction* No that way!

DW: I'm the leader and I say what goes!

Nataniamon: *knocks both of them in the back of the head* I'm the leader and I say we follow me you morons!

DW: We are not morons! *whispers to Kinetix* What are morons?

Kinetix: *shrugs and whispers back* No clue.

DW: *whispers back to Kinetix* Ok.

*Nataniamon procedes up her own path not looking back. Dragon Warrior and Kinetix just notice and follow after her only to slip and fall into a large sand pit.*

DW: *glares at Kinetix* Now look what you did!

Kinetix: Me? *Points to Nataniamon* It was her fault!

Nataniamon: My fault? My fault? *she glares at them* How can it be my fault? I'm not trapped in the sand!

*Both Kinetix and Dragon Warrior pull her into the pit* Now you are!

[Dragon Warrior]

[I]It seems our heroes are trapped in the sticky goo of a sand pit and stuff... umm... uh oh?[/I]

Nataniamon: Uh... it's hot out here...

DW/Kinetix: How hot is it?

Nataniamon: I dunno... about... 80? 90?

[I]DW and Kinetix look at one another.[/I]

DW: I don't get it.

Nataniamon: Just pipe down and let me think. Don't move crazily or you'll sink faster. Just act natural.

[I]DW and Kinetix look at each other again.[/I]

DW: La la la la! *jumps around and breakdances*

Kinetix: *laughs, then swings an axe*

DW: *gets out of the sand and grabs a club and hits Kinetix on the head*

Nataniamon: What the... how did you...

DW: *jumps back in sand*

Nataniamon: Idiots...

DW: Don't worry, Nerflemon, we'll get out of this.

Nataniamon: It's Nataniamon.

DW: Sure.

Kinetix: So anyone up for a McDonald's Big 'N Tasty?

DW: Oo...

Nataniamon: If you haven't notited, were kind of occupied.

Kinetix: I'll say. *plays with rubix cube*

DW: There's only one man who can save us now...

Nataniamon: Who?

DW: How should I know? I'm a low-life thief. I don't get around much.

Nataniamon: Great...why couldn't God squeeze me in today?

[I]Suddenly clouds form and lightning flashes overhead as a God-like voice is heard...[/I]

Voice: Behold, my true power!

Kinetix: Is that Carrottop's voice?

Nataniamon: I think so.

Carrottop's Voice: So what if it is. I'm here to help you, you worthless swines. I am speaking from above in heaven...

DW: But you're not dead yet.

Kinetix: And you would probably go to hell.

Carrottop's voice: SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix with lightning*

Kinetix: Ow... *smoke lifts from his ashed body*

Carrottop's Voice: Now, you thieves, I shall release you from the sand and put you closer to the top of the mountain, but that is all.

Nataniamon: Why not put us at the top of the mountain?

Kinetix: Because he's a big bed-wetting dooty-head.

Carrottop's Voice: SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix again*

Kinetix: O...ww...

Carrottop's Voice: That was your warning, you three.

Nataniamon: You didn't warn us.

Carrottop's Voice: Oh... well... your warning is you must do what the Oracle says. Now BE GONE!

Kinetix: Ohh... he's so scary! Big and mighty Carrothead. I bet he's a stupid head.

Carrottop's Voice: SILENCE AGAIN1 *zaps Kinetix a third time*

Kinetix: We don't need you...

Nataniamon: Shut up!

Kinetix: We can climb it all by ourselves.

Carrottop's Voice: So be it, loud mouth idiot. I'll see you in hell! And dial down the center for collect calls. [B]MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA![/B]

[I]And with fancy flash effects and sounds of lightning played on mini boom boxes, the voice and clouds were gone, leaving the three still hopelessly stuck.[/I]

Nataniamon: Thanks a bunch, idiot.

Kinetix: I'm not in are doo conner idiot!

Nataniamon: What?

DW: Don't mind him. He's just goofoo wompo talla.

Nataniamon: I want out! I want out! *leaps out of sand* Wait... this isn't quick sand. *sees sign and reads it* This is "Government Made Sand"! We were tricked.

DW/Kinetix: *drown*

Nataniamon: *rescues them and pulls them out* That government... ooo!

Kinetix: I'm crispy... *arm breaks off*

DW: To the bat cave!

Nataniamon: Floating Tower.

DW: To the Floating Tower!

[B]And so, since Kinetix is an idiot and has a big mouth, they must still walk up the mountainside. Not to mention, Kinetix is very crispy. What dangers await and what happens when they reach the Oracle? And what wishes does the Oracle ask of them when they get there? Hell of I know! Find out yourself... God..[/B]

[DuoMax]

A wandering wierdo named DuoMax wanders up the mountain, ahaving found naught else to do.
He spots some other peopel and decides to talk to them.
DuoMax: Hi!

DW, Natanimon, and Kinetix: Who are you?

DuoMax: I'm DuoMax!

DW: that's a stupid name?

DM: No stupider than dragon warrior!

DW: So?

DM: You're stupid!

DW: No you are!

DM: No, [b]you[/b] are!

And so it continues for several hours...

[Guest Taylor Hewitt]

Suddenly a redhaired person falls from the sky and lands on his head.

[img]http://otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=430982[/img]

TH: Hi.

DW: Now what?

TH: Oh I'm carrottop... well not really.

Kinetix: poo

TH: No.

Nataniamon: What is it that you want?

TH: Well I work for the fbi. And I have gotten word that you two... *looks at kinetix*... sorry... two and a half... are planning to steal that booty. That booty belongs to the king.

DW: Not booty! Treasure!

TH: Treasure? Oh that's fine. Steal it it's just treasure. What's that...

There was a small midjit spamming on the side of the mountain.

TH: Spammer!

TH walks over to him and kicks him from the mountain/server.
TH walks back.

TH: Sorry about that.

Nataniamon: Not at all!

TH: Do you mind if I... aid you?

Kinetix: Ahh aids!

DW: Sure but that means less for us all.

Nataniamon: Umm I say we should leave... *looks at name tag* Duomax here. He is just in the way and we have four people now. All in favour.

Dragon Warrior: I.
TH: I
Nataniamon: I
Kinetix: I
Duomax: U

TH: Right...

[Dragon Warrior]

[I]Suddenly, the heroes of five are ambushed by monsters![/I]

Monster: We are now ambushing you! Roarness!

Nataniamon: Oh no!

DW: Eegad!

TH: Oh crap!

DM: Ack!

Kinetix: Yeah... that would be funny to have a chicken with pudding inside.

Monster: Now we shall all have a huge fight that'll last several hours as if it were a boss fight!

DW: Bring it!

[B]Skipping all the bloody and gory action, the heroes finally make it to the top of the mountain and find a rope flowing down from the floating tower. Of course, what they do next is eat cheese from Nataniamon's backpack. Then they climb the rope.[/B]

DW: *Struggling to climb the rope* Ya know, this would be much easier if Nataniamon wasn't so fat.

Nataniamon: I'm not fat! And why would it be easier if I weren't?

DW: Because... umm... you're ugly! hahahaha!

Audience: hahaha! *cheer*

[I]And so, the heroes make it to the tower's platform, not without Kinetix and DW letting go of the ropes first to see if thy could be airborne.[/I]

TH: So this is the floating tower where the treasure of the king lays.

Nataniamon: I thought it was the treasure of the Oracle.

DW: I thought it was the treasure I was going to steal.

Kinetix: I thought that my booger was suppose to be green!

Everyone: *stare at Kinetix*

Kinetix: What?

Everyone: *stare at Kinetix*

DM: Well, let's just go- *trips and falls on face*

Audience: Hahaha! *cheer*

Nataniamon: AS DM was about to say, let's go inside and find out what the treasure is from.

DM: Actually, I was going to say let's just go get some ice cream.

DW: Okay!

Nataniamon: No!

DW/DM: Awww...

[I]And so, the heroes enter the tower where flashing lights and special effects happen to make it seem spiffy. Then, a floating, glowing woman appears before them, holding a chest.[/I]

Kinetix: haha. Holding her chest.

[I]Shut up! That's not what I meant![/I]

Oracle: I am the oracle.

DW: We knew that! We read your name. Our names appear before what we say every time.

Oracle: I knew that! But it's only proper. Ahem... this is my treasure...

Nataniamon: *sticks tongue out at TH*

Oracle: Silence!

Nataniamon: But I didn't-

Oracle: I said SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix*

Kinetix: Whhhyyy... *collapses*

Oracle: Now, I'm sure you all met Carrottop's voice?

TH: Not me.

DM: Nope.

TH: I don't recall...

Oracle: Okay, I'm sure all the important people met his voice.

DW: *drools*

Kinetix: *is burnt*

Nataniamon: *Taps foot*

Oracle: *turns her back to heroes* Oh God... why is these guys? They suck... I can't believe I have to give them the treasure and have them save Otaku.

Nataniamon: Umm... excuse me? We can hear everything you're saying. We're right here.

Oracle: *turns back* Of course you can! I was testing you!

DW: So we gt the treasure.

Oracle: Yes and now you must also save Otaku. There's not much time to explain, but you warriors must slay the evil spammerz of "TEH SPAMM FORUM"!!!

[I]Lightning flashes.[/I]

TH: Cool effects.

Oracle: Now all of you, take this treasure and use it wisely for it'll come in handy in a time of need. *opens chest*

DW: yays! *runs up and grabs out a rubber chicken* Cool! I always wanted one of these!

Nataniamon: A... a... rubber chicken?

Oracle: Yes. Use it WISELY! I can't stress that enough!

TH: Well, I'm glad I'm FBI and not one of the heroes. *begins to walk away*

Oracle: Not so fast! These are all thieves... except for that DuoMax guy. He's just an idiot.

DM: No! You fight like a cow!

Oracle: Umm... sure. Anyways, these thieves cannot be trusted to save the world fully. I need someone who's an FBI agent or a part of the authorities to keep them occupied.

TH: Yes, sir!

Oracle: That's ma'am.

TH: Yes, boy!

Oracle: Maybe I shouldn't choose him...

Nataniamon: Miss Oracle, I may be a thief, but I'm the brains of this outfit. Allow me to guide them.

Oracle: I see your point. You are the smartest.

DW: *slays everyone with his sword* Whoops.

Oracle: (Such power! That idiot has the strength of a thousand suns! Or something close, at least. He must be the leader of the Otaku Elite!) *revives everyone* Don't slay everyone!

DW: Sorry.

Oracle: Don't be sorry!

DW: Sorry.

Oracle: You, Dragon Warrior, are the new leader of the Otaku Elite.

Kinetix: haha. Idiot. *is bleeding heavily*

Oracle: And all the rest of you are [B]THE OTAKU ELITE![/B]

[I]Lightning flashes.[/I]

TH: Cool effects.

Oracle: Now hurry! We have not much time to slay the spammerz before the overthrow Lord James and take over his part of Otaku. Then they'll be after the rest of Otaku where Lord Adam rules. Go after James' part first. They may be striking there first. Hurry. And also, one last important thing that is VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY important. You must-

DW: *slays Oracle* Whoops.

Nataniamon: Good job, idiot!

TH: Yeah! Umm... what?

Kinetix: Haha. You're a leader. Loser.

[B]And so, it seems that the new OTAKU ELITE are the ones who will slay the spammerz of "Teh Spamm Forum". What will happen to these crazy warriors next? Find out when someone else takes over because my hands need a break.[/B]

[Guest Taylor Hewitt]

TH: Why do you get to be the leader of the Otaku Elite?

DW: Because I can do this.

[img]http://www.english-zone.com/funny-pix/g-images/oldman.jpg[/img]

Kinetix: He's got a point you know.

TH: Ok then. Oh yeah I don't really work the the FBI you know... See this badge... it's fake.

[img]http://otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=435052[/img]

TH: I just live in a house on a street in a city in Otaku.

Nataniamon: Umm should we eat DuoMax?

DragonWarrior: Yeah that sounds like a good idea.

DW turns on DM.

DM: EAT ME!... oops wrong thing to say.

DW slices off his head and starts gnawing at the eyes and ears.

Kinetix: Oh I dream about this every night. I have fantacies of you doing this boss. Hehehe I'm raaar hehehe.

TH: Why do you carry this guy around with you.

DW: I'm eating!

Nataniamon: I'm hungry too.

Nataniamon starts gnawing on the feet.

Kinetix: I think I'll join in as well.

Kinetix rips a big chunk of stomach off and starts chewing.

Kinetix: Tastes like-

TH: Chicken?

Kinetix: -no! poo

TH: Hehehe luckily I brought... ahh spam!

TH throws a can of spam off the floating tower.

TH: Kinetix that isn't funny!

Kinetix: I didn't do that.

DW: Mmmm theses ears are soooo good-OWW

A can of spam hit DW in the head.

TH: It's a sign. Spam is coming!

[DuoMax]

DM watche sin amusment

DM: Alright! I'm l33t! w00t!*dances*

DW:*shoots DM*

DM: Why'd you do that?

DW: I don't know, you're the one writing this!

DM: oh yeah...

TH:You both suck!

DM&DW: No we don't!

TH: yeah you do!

*suddenly, some spammers apppear*

Nataniamon: Oh no! Spammers!

DM: I knew they were coming 'cause I wrote it!

ALL: shut up!

DM:*punches a spammer in the face. Audience cheers*[b] Enusing fight continues for a while, since I'm too lazy to write it.[/b]

[Guest Taylor Hewitt]

OOC: I think DuoMax... you're dead.
Your post isn't very long and you are lazy as you said. This is nonsense. Either post realisticly or don't post at all...

TH: Why won't you die!?
*steps on face with a crack, splat, and whoosh*

[Dragon Warrior]

OOC: Well, TH, to tell ya the truth, you couldn't post that neither. Posting that we suddenly jump DuoMax and eat him is not only complete nonsense and I mentioned before not to do stuff like that, but that the fact is you can't kill anyone like that. It's totally deleting his part of the story and that's not fair. I'll just pretend we didn't eat him and the spammerz are attacking as said by both of you.


Spammer: Okay, big boy, this is the end of your days.

TH: Eegad! He sounds...

Spammer: Sounds like an idiot? I have my moments, you silly willy. Now prepare to fall under my strength for I am super!

DW: Your name is super? Haha. Loser.

Spammer: NO! My name is actually George, but sure, I'll be your super.

DW: Umm... taht's okay... you don't have to be.

George: Oh fine! You're no fun! For that, I will kill you all and go to a gay bar!

Nataniamon: Prepare for battle!

DM: I don't have a weapon. *frowns*

Nataniamon: What do you have?

DM: Umm... a straw.

Nataniamon: *sighs* Fine. Go for it.

DM: *charges insanely at George*

George: You silly willy. You can't stop my tight butt! *bends over and reveals a tail*

Producer: Woah woah woah... hold it. *walks out on stage* How is a tail possible? Aren't you human?

George: Well, it never said in my contract I was.

Producer: Yes, but obviously you are.

DW: But he's a spammer. I don't think spammerz are human.

Producer: That may be, but why the tail? I mean, isn't that a little cliche?

TH: Okay, look, it's in the script. The director allows it. You're just the guy that makes this show go on the air. Why not run along and eat a doughnut or something.

Producer: Yeah, I may put this show on the air, but I can also cancel it!

TH: You wouldn't dare.

DW: Battle! *draws sword on producer*

George: Umm... guys? What about me?

DW: Oh yeah. Kinetix...

Kinetix: *takes out axe and slays George*

George: Aw, crud.

Nataniamon: You guys... cut it out...

TH: Stay out of this, Nataniamon.

DW: yeah! This producer's asking for it!

[B]One battle down, but another emerges! This producer looks tough. Will the actors that play the heroes win? Find out by yourself because I'm lost XD[/B]

[Orien_Xel]

[color=blue]Orien walked out of the tres, and waved cordially at the group.
Orien: Hi guys! Am I too late to fight?

Orien then produces a wicked looking butter knife, which he twirls expertly between his fingers.

DW: uh, hello...whoever you are.
Orien: Oh, i'm sorry! 'm Orien. Orien Xel, master of the deadly art of butter-knife fighting!
DM, DW, TH, Natan, Kenitic: :bluesweat
Orien: What? Oh, i get it! You don't thinkk butter-knives are deadly!
DM: Well....
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[DuoMax]

OOC: thank you, Dragon Warrior.

DM*draws his straw* Prepare to die, evil producer -tye person!

DW:*draws his sword* Let's get him!

ALL(except the producer): YEAH!

Everyone charges the producer, waving whatever weapons they wave in attempt to kill him. Duo trips over a rock and impales himself on the straw.

DM: Ow! that hurts! *looks at the straw, which is bent in half* Aw man..now I need a new weapon..*grabs a sword from the dead spammer* Alright! *charges again*

The producer gets hit in multiple vital areas with multiple dewadly weapons, but as he is kiiled, two more spring up!

Producers: You can kill us, but two more will take our places! HAHAHA!

[b]What will happen to our heroes? Can the Producers be defeated? find out next time![/b]

[Hinata]

A lone figure behind the camera nods her head at the emoending battle. She watches intensly as the Proder holds a rolled up script and the atcors hold their weapons wondering who will attack first. Patientl waiting they all stand there. No one makes a move.The study each other takes each others posture.

Producer: You stand good.

DW: You do to, but can we move soon because my legs are getting stiff.

Producer: Im not gonna move till you move.

DW: No you move first.

Producer: No you!!

DW. You!

The two argue back..........and..........forth.....*announcer falls asleep at poduim bored outta his wits end.* Soon the annoncer falls to the floor. *THUD*

All the warriour and Producer look to see the annoucer on the ground. Who was now knocked unconcious.

Nataniamon: Now who will read the script now you idoits.

George: I could.

Kinetix kicks George. Who lays on the ground with a mortal wound.

DM: You cant read the script your dead.

George sits up and argues his point.

George: Why can't I? Seeing that in this story I can no longer particiapte due to the nature of my physical body( in the film) I should be dead. But in real life I'm not. And the annoucer is a real life person so that means Since I'm dead here and alive in real life that-

Nataniamon: Will you shut up!!! DW let him be the annoucer before I kill him in real life.

Kinetix: I wanted to be the announcer.

George: You can't besides you're only burnt crispy in the story not dead.

[B]Throughtout this whole arguement. The lone shadowed figure sat in his chair. Although his presence was felt no one knew exactly who this person was. Will this person identity be revealed? Will our heroes ever fight the Producer? FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT ADVENTURE!!![/B]

[Dragon Warrior]

[I]Well, luckily, the shadowy figure did reveal themselves.[/I]

DW: The janitor! AHHH!!!

[I]No, you idiot. That guy...[/I]

Kinetix: Not Ronald McDonald!

[I]George: Okay, look, the shadowy figures should all show themselves right now.[/I]

[I]Twenty people step up including Kinetix.[/I]

Shadowy Fugure: Fools. Those were not the real shadowy figure. I am. And now I shall go back into the shadows where I shadowyly do things because I'm a shadowy figure and that's what us shadowy figures do. *disappears*

Nataniamon: O... kay...

Producer: Muahahaha!

producer2: Muhahahaha!

producer: We are so like Smith on the Matrix.

Producer2: Oh yeah! High five! *high fives producer*

TH: Alright! Enough mocking the movies. Let's do this!

[I]And so, the battle FINALLY begins AGAIN. The two producers manage a few punches before being sliced into four by Kinetix's axe blade. Now there are four producers![/I]

Producer1: My God, you're sexy.

producer2: Likewise.

Producer3: Now, now, don't be modest. You are all sexy.

Producer4: We get it all from you.

producer3: Aww... that's so sweet...

Nataniamon: Umm... hello?

Producer1: You guys wanna see a movie?

Producer2: Yeah. I hear Pirates of the Caribbean is a smash hit.

Producer3: Oh, dude! You don't know how long I've wanted to see that!

producer4: Then it's settled.

Producer2: I dunno. I think we should get Taco Bell first.

Producer1: Taco Bell after the movie.

Producer3: But I like candy with my movie.

producer4: Yeah and eating candy before dinner... that'd just spoil our appetites.

Producer1: I see what ya mean.

Producer2: So then it's Taco Bell and Pirates after.

producer3: Nah. I don't really like tacos.

Producer4: Well, I think they have salads.

producer2: No, that's Wendy's.

producer3: Why not Wendy's then?

Producer1: I do like their chicken nuggets.

producer2: Yeah, but they only come in, like, 4.

Producer4: That's true.

Producer3: Then why not Ponderosa? Or Applebees?

Producer2: Yeah. Applebees.

Producer1: Okay, dos Applebees sound good to everybody?

producers: yeah!

producer1: Good. Applebees and Pirates.

Producer2: actually, I'm not in the mood for Pirates of the-

producer1: Applebees and Pirates are fine.

[I]And so, the producers leave the heroes in awe to go eat at Applebees and then see Pirates of the Caribbean which might I add, is a REALLY KICKIN' FLICK![/I]

DW: So... umm.. shall we leave and go fight the spammerz.

Everyone: Yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

[B]And so, after defeating the deadly producers, the heroes leave the mountain and go on their quest to fight the deadly spammerz. And I don't wanna bother asking questions right now.[/B]

[Nataniamon]

Our group of 'heros' continues to look for spammerz when they came upon a very very large hole in the ground.

Kinetix: *points* Oo, oo. A hole in the ground!

Nataniamon: *sighes loudly* Well aren't you Captain Obvious.

DW: *protesting* But I wanted to be Captain Obvious!

DM: You can be Captain Oblivious.

DW: *squeals like a girl* Yay!

TH: *looks over the edge of the hole* I wander how far it goes down.

Nataniamon: *grins mishciviously* Wanna find out?

TH: Yeah!

Nataniamon: *pushes Kinetix over the edge and then looks innocent and starts to whistle*

Kinetix: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragon Warrior]

[I]DW looked down the hole in awe and saw Kinetix fall far down into the blackness.[/I]

DW: No fair!

Nataniamon: *pushes DW*

DW: Wee!! *falls*

DM: *pushes Nataniamon down the hole* Haha! This is fun!

Nataniamon: No!!! *falls*

TH: Umm... what do we do now?

Orien: Fall down the hole? Yesh?

TH: That'd seem like a good idea, but if we were captured by spammerz right now, it'd make an even more interesting plot twist.

...

...

...

TH: I said, if we were captured by spammerz right now, it'd make an even more interesting PLOT TWIST!

...

...

...

TH: Hey! Spammerz! That's your cue!

Spammer: Huh? Oh, gosh. I'm sorry. I was just really getting into this article in Teen People about Keanu Reeves.

Spammer2: Really? Let me see! I loved him in the Matrix!

TH: Ahem!

Spammer: Oh. Right! GET HIM!

[I]And so they were ambushed by spammerz. Ouchies!

But meanwhile, in the hole...[/I]

Nataniamon: AHHH! *smashes against cave floor* Ow..

DW: Oh, so I sprinkle a little bit of herbs on them. That's why my tomato plants haven't been coming in.

Kinetix: You also have to put a little water on each leaf every now and then to get the full potential of photosynthesis.

DW: Oh. Good idea.

Nataniamon: Umm... guys? This isn't time to be dairy farmers.

Kinetix: We're not being dairy farmers. We're being crop growers.

Nataniamon: I'm surprised you could correct me on something. *stands up* What is this place anyways?

[I]They all look around in wonder at the cave walls, dripping water coming down.[/I]

DW: Looks like some kind of cave.

Nataniamon: Ya think?!

DW: Haha... nope. *smiles*

Nataniamon: Well, let's try to find a way out. I don't think we can get back through that hole up there.

[I]They start down the path, getting closer and closer to darkness.[/I]

Nataniamon: Ew. It smells.

Kinetix: Sorry.

Nataniamon: No. It smells like burning.

Kinetix: Sorry.

[I]The unlikelyness of it all, but they were ambushed! When they awoke, they were in a larger cave room where a fire was burning. The obvious smell. Dancing around were--[/I]

Nataniamon: Ban Goblins!

Ban Goblin: Ah. So you're awake.

DW: Ban Goblin?

Nataniamon: They're members of Otaku that were banned from here long ago. At least the surface. They now live down in these dark caves. I wondered how they lived, but now I see. They capture people who are unfortunate to be here. I should've known where we were.

Ban Goblin: Well, you didn't so you're a big stupid head! Haha! You shall be sacrificed!

Kinetix: Cool.

Nataniamon: Sacrificed?! For what?

Ban Goblin: Umm... er... a... SOMETHING BIG! Yeah... that's it. And strong! And mighty!

Ban Goblin2: And powerful.

Ban Goblin: And powerful!

Ban Goblin2: And magical.

Ban Goblin: And magical!

Ban Goblin2: And smelly.

Ban Goblin: And-- *turns to Ban Goblin2* Shut up!

Nataniamon: You can't do this!

Ban Goblin: I know I can't. But the Master of all Ban Goblins can. Bye now! And please come to Ban Goblin Resort again. Have a coupon.

DW: OH MY GOD! This coupon... IS EXPIRED!!!

[SIZE=4]BUM BUM BUMMM...[/SIZE]

[B]This is madness. Not only is TH, Orien, and DuoMax ambushed and captured by Spammerz, but Ban Goblins capture DW, Kinetix and Nataniamon! What will happen next? Why do I ask so many questions? WHY ARE THEY SO CRUEL TO GIVE THEM AN EXPIRED COUPON? Most of these will be answered next episode![/B]

[Nataniamon]

Nataniamon struggled to get herself free and try to help the two morons she got stuck with.

Nataniamon: *glares at DW and Kinetix* Are you idiots gonna help get out of here or what?

DW: *is crying* Why, oh, why did they give us an expired cupon!?!?!

Kinetix: *is crying also* WHY!!!!!

Nataniamon: *sighes and struggles some more* Why did i get stuck with them.....


As Nataniamon struggles with her bonds and her companions cry over the small peice of useless paper she wonders if she will ever get out of this mess. Stay tuned...

Natanianmon: *shouts at narrator* Hey you!

Narrator: *points at himself* Me?

Nataniamon: *rolls eyes* No the one behind you, of course you, you moron!

Narrator: *looks confused* Ok....What do you need?

Nataniamon: Could you untie me?

Narrator: *still looks confused* Um....sure.

Our faithful narrator unties Nataniamon and soon has her free.

Nataniamon: And now to untie the two morons. Thanks Narrator man!

Narrator: *still confused* Yeah...sure....anytime....

[Dragon Warrior]

[I]After Nataniamon untied those cool, sexy, unbelievably handsome dudes, she untied Dragon Warrior and Kinetix. They started to make a run for it.[/I]

DW: What exactly is "it" anyway?

Nataniamon: I dunno.

Kinetix: Door hinge?

DW: I was thinking more of a siemese triangle.

Kinetix: But the odds of it...

DW: I know... but still.

Ban Goblin: Maybe it's all of you DYING!

Kinetix: No, no. That's not it.

Ban Goblin: Umm... that's a clue for I'm going to kill you all.

DW: Oh... OH1 Oh! I see. Then I guess we run?

Ban Goblin: Yes.

Nataniamon: Fair enough.

[I]And so the heroes run, holding their pants up for no particular reason. The crazy Ban Goblins chase after behind. They chase the heroes right into the hands of Master Ban Goblin...[/I]

DW: Oh my God! He's so--

Nataniamon: Small.

Master Ban Goblin: Yeah? So? You wanna make sumthin' of it?

Kinetix: Yeah! *is zapped by Carrottop* o... w...

MBG: Now, you fools, you shall be sacrificed by me to make a giant, powerful, magical, and odoress monster thingy!

DW: With peacons?

MBG: *rubs chin* Uhhh... sure. Why not.

DW: And a cherry?

MBG: Don't push your luck.

DW: Okay.

MBG: Begin the sacrifice!

[I]The heroes are suddenly tied to a pole and placed sideways over a boiling vat of lava. Cool effects.[/I]

MBG: Now you shall all die! Hahahaa! Yays!

Ban Goblin: Begin sacrifice!

MBG: Hey! I'm the leader around here. I say stuff. Not you. BEGIN THE SACRIFICE! See? It sounds better when I do it.

Ban Goblin: Whatever.

Ban Goblin2: He said begin the sacrifice.

[I]The heroes on the pole are slowly lowered down towards the vat so they can be placed on pegs and slowly turned around and around 'til they're dead and sacrificed.[/I]

Nataniamon: We're gonna die a horrible burning death!

DW: Anyone else in the mood for barbeque?

[Nataniamon]

As our heros are turned over the vat Dragon Warriors pants catch on fire.

DW: *trying to put out the fire* I'm on fire!!

Nataniamon: *rolls eyes* No...really?

Kinetix: I want to be on fire!

Carrottop: *from somewhere above* I can help with that!

Carrottop zaps Kinetix's shirt and it catches on fire.

Kinetix: *cheers* Yay!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!!

[Hinata]

Kinetix burns and burns and burns...and who should happen to appear....Scooby Doo and Shaggy.

Shaggy: Hey Scoob it looks like their having a roast here man. Let eat.

Scooby licks his lips and agrees.

Scooby Do: Reah, rets reat.

As Scoob wait for the right temperatue of Kinetix's body, Nataniamon, stands there looking at the narrator with a vile look on her face.

Nataniamon: What are they doing here?

Narrator: Are you talking to me again.'

Nataniamon steps closer to the narrators podium.

Nataniamon: You are the only one here. Why do you keep asking that supid question.

Narrator: Well I'm doing you a favor here. Remember I'm George the guy you killed off earlier in this show and I'm trying my best to make this show a success.

George the narrator begins to cry.

Narrator: It seems everytime I try to do something good you always come down on me...WELL THATS IT..*throwns down script* I quit.

Kinetix:*stops rolling* Look what you did.

Scooby and Shaggy see that their future meal is now a man burnt very bady.

Both: EEEWWWWW!!!

Shaggy: I don't think I wanna eat anymore buddy, my stomach, doesn't fell right.

SD: Re reither.

Shaggy: So what are we gonna do, scooby ol buddy ole pal.

As Scoob and Shaggy hol their own conversation Nataniamon draws her weapon and approaches them.

Nataniamon: Since you were the guys who started all this commotion why don't you go read tyhe script.

Shaggy looks at Scooby.
Shaggy: Whaddya say Scoob.

SD:*nods head* Ruh HUH!!!

(voice of Shaggy..) It seems that are heroes are in trouble again...(scooby) Reah rouble...(shaggy) And they stand around looking for a way out.(SD) Reah rand rey rind a rew ray rout.

Nataniamon: Ro-kay I mean okay you two are defiently fired. All you have to do, Shaggy is speak this last line.

Shaggy: Like Okay man,

(Voice of Shaggy) Like, Nataniamon goes off into the cave with the other to find George, the olde narrator in hopes that he will accept his apology and come back! WILL HE RETURN...The answers lies in the next episode.

P.S Until Goerge is found again, Carrot Top will take over as narrator.

[Dragon Warrior]

OOC: Okay, that was unusual O.o

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DW: I'm Tired.

Nataniamon: Quiet.

DW: And hungry.

Kinetix: Here, have a piece of me. I'm extra crispy.

DW: Oo! Thank you!

Kinetix: Yeah.

DW: Pass the hot sauce?

Kinetix: of course!

Nataniamon: Will you two be quiet? We must find George, get him to narrate again, go back to the cave of Ban Goblins, get tied back up and continue the plotline. I must think!

Voice: And the part with Jack Sparrow where he slices off the head of the zombie pirate!

Other Voice: Oh yeah! That was the best!

Voice that Sounds a Bit Raggy: I dunno... I prefer the love scene.

A Fourth Voice that I don't care much for: You are a sissy. How could you be a part of us?

[I]Suddenly, the 4 producers appeared in the path of the heroes.[/I]

Producer: I say, producer 2, 3, and 4. Isn't that those heroes who sliced us in bits?

Producer2: I do believe you're right.

Producer4: Go figure.

Nataniamon: How can the movie be over? It hasn't even been a half an hour since we left you.

Producer3: No need to confuse the readers. Get out of our way. We are off to watch Scooby Doo on TV.

Producer2: Yes. Scooby!

DW: Wouldn't it be cool if our boogers could glow in the dark?

Producer4: Wha--what?

Nataniamon: Don't mind him. He's an idiot.

DW: *blows spit bubble*

Nataniamon: We're looking for George. Have you seen him?

Producer2: George?

Producer: Is that some kind of breakfast cereal?

Nataniamon: No. George is the spammer we slayed earlier whom became the new narrator. but now he has gotten away.

producer4: I see.

Producer3: As do I.

Producer2: No you don't!

Producer3: Yes huh!

Producer: Oh, that is just like you. You always wanna be cool so you say you do whate everyone else is doing.

producer3: That's not true!

Nataniamon: Excuse me?

Producers: WHAT?!

Nataniamon: George?

producer: I'm not George. I'm Marty.

producer3: As am I.

Producer2: There he goes again!

producer4: Sour puss!

Nataniamon: *gets angry* WHERE IS GEORGE!

DW: *stops blowing spit bubbles*

Producers: *stop fighting*

Kinetix: *stops eating himself using ketchup*

Nataniamon: Well?!

Producer2: I believe he went through this door. *opens a door on the wall that leads to the outside world*

producer4: Yes, he went through this door.

Producer: To the Swamp of No return!

[i]Of No Return. Of No Return. Of No Return. Of No Return. Of--[/i]

Producer3: Stop repeating that!

Producer: Sorry.

Nataniamon: Okay... C'mon guys.

DW/Kinetix: DUUUHHHH... *drool and follow out the door*

Producer2: *shuts door* Swamp of what now?

Producer: I dunno. I made it all up.

producer4: haha! You're so crazy!

Producer3: As am I.

Producers1/2/4: Umm.. no.

producer3: Aww...

[b]DUDE, THIS IS CWAZY! What will the heroes find on the other side of this door? These producers are giving me a headache. Someone kill them. Oh wait, I'm Carrottop. I could! *zaps producers to oblivion* Anyways, I've ran out of nonsense and annoying questions so read the next post to find out what's next! OR ELSE!

And remember to dial down the center.[/b]