Writing Just a little Story I Wrote

[Yusuke]

Here's a little story i wrote for one of my classes. it's a little crazy. Okay maybe it's just plain out weird.





Wacky Land!!





Welcome to Wacky Land! Where nothing is as smart as the dumb bunnies who

made it! As we are traveling through our tour, please watch for things that might catch

your interest and don?t just listen to me blabber about. There?s one of the many

celebrities now. Say hello to Ozzy Osbourne. Say hello Ozzy. ?Hello little guls and

boys. Would you like some sweets?? Hurry right this way and don?t take any.

Okay. As we continue, we find the misfit jail. Here we keep all wandering

cartoons that have come into Wacky Land and try to change everything. Some of the

famous ones are Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, and Daffy Duck. Please keep away from

Leonard?s cell. He?s the I?ll-kill-the mayor-someday type.

Up here is the graveyard. In it are some very strange people. They include

Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and John Wayne. John isn?t who you think he is.

The one we?re talking about is toilet tissue. Ah, yes. The toilet tissue. You may have

used it before. You see, it?s rough and it?s tough and it don?t take mess off of nobody.

We are not sure if Osama bin Laden is dead or not, so a marine told everyone to

dig his grave any ways. Oh look! There he is! Apparently he isn?t! Oh wait! Oh well.

He is now. That had to hurt. As we continue moving along on this ?wonderful? tour,

we?ll find France, or at least what looks like it. We had to put French people here to

spice up the place. This is one of those places that if you come here, you?ll want to leave

immediately.

Here we have the arcade. People hate this place. They hate the inside, they hate

the outside, and they hate everything in between. And you?re about to find out why. It?s

made up of arches. Everyone around here hates arches. They like square things better.

Some people dread coming here so much that they would rather eat chitlins.

Up next is the lake. People also hate the lake. When they swim in it, the fish

attack them. When they talk to it, it waves them along. Then when they thump it, it

ripples.

Now, to conclude the tour, we?ll take you back to the city gates. Thank you

and don?t forget to go on our next tour, Wally World! Where there?s ?Low prices.

Always.? Here we are! Everybody off. Ozzy! Get away from them. Oh. And I almost

forgot. Don?t forget to visit our hotel. Dogs are allowed and if your dog will vouch for

you, you can come along too.

[wild thang]

thats weird...

[Yusuke]

I know. sometimes i get a little mixed up in the head.it's just i like to... *drooling*

[Vicky]

Yeah, hard to understand...but I say altogether it's pretty good. The openig is good. I like that. Reminds me of haunted castle.

[wild thang]

reminds m e of a zoo...

[Guest Chris]

[color=#707875][b]heh, tis a weird one, eh? pretty good. very strange, but pretty good. next time maybe you should put it in paragraph form. it'd be easier to read.

and chaz, you might want to make longer posts, two word posts are definatly considered spam.[/b][/color]

[Star I Am Not]

Odd... but neat. :freak: Nice job.