Patronus Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [size=1]Hopefully, this will be fun. Who has the funniest signature? What makes you [i]laugh out loud[i]? I will take up the top 10 requested funniest signatures and then they will be voted on. I vote for Charles siggy! ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:35:51 AM): Hey there Tony. I'm kind of bored and I was just wondering if you're up for a chat. Semjaza Azazel signed off at 12:36:31 AM. ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:36:40 AM): Well, I'll be damned. ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:37:53 AM): Yo. Just the man I wanted to see! Desbreko145 signed off at 12:38:01 AM. ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:38:08 AM): -_____- Lady Liger (12:38:35 AM): Hi there. ^^ ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:38:53 AM): Well hello! I'll tell you, it's about time I come across a nice face. Everyone is acting so strangely tonight! Lady Liger signed off at 12:39:01 AM. ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:39:10 AM): arrggh! :smashes things: BigBoobiesgirl (12:40:03 AM): Oh, I'm so hooooooooot! HornyGuy (12:40:09 AM): Shake it baby! ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:40:10 AM): Hey there. I don't know you guys, but everyone seems to be avoiding me. Do you have any advice--or could you at least rub my nipple? BigBoobiesgirl has left the room HornyGuy has left the room. ElCrazyWhiteBoy (12:40:15 AM): Son of a *****! -L/Z[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Fiasco's! Madness sig. [QUOTE][I]Fiasco's Signature[/i] [size=1][center] [i]...if i was a woman for one day, id have sex with myself...[/i] [b]protagonist[/b][/center][/size][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Change Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I was very fond of this IRL chit chat... Change: I am so bored around here now, I got to wait a while till I move to a different jungle to hunt again... Shy: Don?t you worry about jungle diseases like Syphilis? Change: Nah, they have good health care around the jungle...Wow, you read right into that metaphor...heh... Shy: Yeah, I?m good at that. I was working crowd control one night at Disneyland, and I had this huge flashlight and a few girls asked me if they could play with it. I asked them if it was a metaphor, and they laughed. Change: What if they had said yes? Since you are? Shy: ...uhh...I would have said something like ?metaphors are lost on me,? and I would have handed them the flashlight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fall [/i] [B]Fiasco's! Madness sig. [/B][/QUOTE] Definately. Charles' was quite funny two. They've both got my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaola Su Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Charles has my vote! I would also like to add that MaxSonic also has mine [b]Y[/b]ou think I'm sending y[b]O[/b]u s[b]U[/b]bliminal mes[b]S[/b]ages? Yo[b]U[/b] [b]K[/b]an't prove anything. Can you vote on your own...b/c mine makes me lol. that was really all of the convo too. Love, Kaola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patronus Posted July 14, 2003 Author Share Posted July 14, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Change [/i] [B]I was very fond of this IRL chit chat... Change: I am so bored around here now, I got to wait a while till I move to a different jungle to hunt again... Shy: Don?t you worry about jungle diseases like Syphilis? Change: Nah, they have good health care around the jungle...Wow, you read right into that metaphor...heh... Shy: Yeah, I?m good at that. I was working crowd control one night at Disneyland, and I had this huge flashlight and a few girls asked me if they could play with it. I asked them if it was a metaphor, and they laughed. Change: What if they had said yes? Since you are? Shy: ...uhh...I would have said something like ?metaphors are lost on me,? and I would have handed them the flashlight... [/B][/QUOTE] This isn't a signature, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [size=1]I love what PoisonTongue currently has, it always makes me laugh when I read it. [quote]madsatirist: pity i start work at 4, too yellowflames2: i wish i had work! yellowflames2: i still caqn't find a job madsatirist: well, madsatirist: there is one thing u could do madsatirist: i kinda got this from The Simpsons madsatirist: Phil could pay you for sexual action yellowflames2: thats called prostitiution, alex madsatirist: oh yeah[/quote] -Shy[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Tremaine Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Technically it's not in her sig any more, but I always liked this when it was in Sara's: [QUOTE][SIZE=1] [center][b]R.E.S.C.U.E. Ridiculous Entry Standards Club of the Untrodden Enilightened[/b][/center] [b]Presidents:[/b] Sara; Solo [b]Current Members:[/b] Lady Asphyxia [b]Pending Members:[/b] None Available [b]Rejected Members:[/b] Ravenstorture, Chris, Anakin Solo If you wish to join, PM [b]six other members[/b] asking them to pm me with a brief letter of recommendation regarding your alleged skills as a [b]cosmonaut[/b]. If five or more do so, I will notify you. You must then send me [b]three hundred dollars[/b] of monopoly money (small bills) and a picture of [b]Rowlf the muppet[/b]. If all these requirements are met satisfactorily, [b]I will flip a coin[/b]. If it lands [b]heads up[/b], you win. [Five hundred dollars of monopoly money gets you three coin tosses; two out of three will get you in.] If only [b]four[/b] people PM me satisfactorily, I will consult the other President or decide by myself. I may also PM you again, requesting more images of Muppets characters, and you may still make it in. However, if [b]fewer than four[/b] people recommend you, you unfortunately do not qualify for this club at this point in time. Also, you may only request letters of recommendation from [b]three[/b] members. Beats me how you're supposed to get five recommendations from three requests, but that's your problem, not mine. If any member you approach does not agree to PM me, [b]tough cookies[/b]. Incidently, I reserve the right to remove any qualified person from my list, in case of [b]banning, rudeness, hypocrisy, forged money, or the fact that I just don't like you[/b]. If you don't get in, [b]you suck and everyone hates you[/b]. Also, you must have at least 1000 posts to join.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] I'm not sure if I have everything right, there- I only had a draft copy, heh. I think it's very clever ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesaki_Inedia Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I vote for Ayokano's ....Moo It's funny 'cause it's one word. Thats funny to me. All it is, is moo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyLynn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [SIZE=1][COLOR=dodgerblue]I vote for Charlies! I laughed so hard when I read it. ^^;; -Kitty[/COLOR] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Na'dou Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I nominate D_M's siggy. She had AIM moments in hers. It was funny what clowmet did... quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- clowmet: Feed me the cat. Kayceles: Sorry? clowmet: Feed me the cat. Kayceles: What are you babbling on about now? clowmet: To see if you would gladly hand me that cat over there so i could eat it? Kayceles: Probably not, I have a cat. clowmet: Feed me that cat. Kayceles: One-track mind eh? clowmet: Yes. Feed me the cat. Kayceles: no clowmet: *Pets the cat...* clowmet: O:-) Kayceles: This is one of those AIM convo moments isn't it? clowmet: Yes, it is, clowmet: *Eats cat* Kayceles: OI! DON'T EAT CHARLIE! clowmet: *Would talk, but mouth is full of charlie* clowmet: *swallows the cat* clowmet: :-D Kayceles: My sister saw that, it's her cat, she is very disturbed and will avenge him. clowmet: *barfs up cat* Kayceles: You're so for it. clowmet: ? Kayceles: in trouble clowmet: *cleans ca* clowmet: *cat clowmet: *Meows* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chris Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [color=#707875][b]i was a rejected member? i don't even remember signing up for that. heh, whatever. but i guess that would explain why i have monopoly money scanned into my comp.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juna Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I'd have to say Charles, that IM convo was just hilarious.... It's really the only one that I took the time to read all the way through.... most loose me by the first or second line. Heh. Go Charles! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrist cutter Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I vote for my amazing signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Change Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Sure it's a sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 [color=indigo] As funny as Charles' and Sara's sigs always are, the funniest sig (in my opinion) will always be TN's "Lets get this straight; I'm Not" sig[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Samedi Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 depends on what you consider to be funny, doesn't it. i conider "....moo...." to be worthy of a smile. charles' one is worthy of a really big sile- mebbe a laugh. yet some people may find ".....moo....." absolutely hilarious. how can you judge which signature is the funniest- maybe only which one the largeer percentage of people think. hhhhm. but i think charles' one is good. definitely. thats my 2 cents for today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayokano Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 [COLOR=red]People like my moo thing....here tell me if you laugh... ....Moo:cool: You guys don't forget the cool sign....cause cows who say moo are cool...but I like this.It's funny,and it made me luagh,so it wins! TheMajin77: *gets naked* TheMajin77: HUG ME! AmallaChan: agh! AmallaChan: you cant get naked TheMajin77: why not TheMajin77: *dives into popcorn* So Kaola Su wins j/k.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posthumous Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 [QUOTE]yeah, i'm a christian. get over it.[/QUOTE] [color=brown][size=1]I vote for Chris[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesaki_Inedia Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I love the moo!!!! *falls out of chair laughing.* Moo..that's agood one. (I wish my Parents would stop looking at me like that...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Rugh Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I think spike speigel's is the funniest one by far. It may be a little offensive to some people, but oh well. [size=1] [quote]And now, a conversation from 8-bit Theater: [b]Black Mage:[/b] You Don't know the kind of persecution my people have gone through for centuries! And all because of the color of our spells! [b]White Mage:[/b] Well maybe if your spells didn't only have purely evil purposes, you wouldn't have that problem. [b]BM:[/b] Are you saying that balck magic and it's practitioners are inherently evil? [b]WM:[/b] Name one positive, non-destructive use for your magic. [b]BM:[/b] HA! That's easy. Give me a scenario. [b]WM:[/b] Ok, an orpahanage is on fire. What do you-- [b]BM:[/b] Use fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with bolt-2 set to a wide dispersal. [b]WM:[/b] You are a horrible monster. [b]BM:[/b] Stupid kids would never see it comin' either, suckers![/quote][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 [color=ff00cc] [size=1]My vote definately goes to Sara. ^^ I've seen tons of hilarious signitures, but all of hers seem to be really witty, creative, and funny all at once. o.o; *hands Sara a biiiiig cookie* ^^;[/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Samedi Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 ok. moo is cool. sits there for a while. then falls out of chair, hitting head on ground. what should he say?? "Ouch" or "$h^t". No--- he now says ....Moo:cool: I AM A CONVERT! what do you say we start a ....Moo:cool: club. i bags Prime member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chris Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Hatake Kakashi [/i] [B][color=brown][size=1]I vote for Chris[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=#707875][b]it wasn't meant to be funny, but whatever. heh. i'll have to go with cbw's sig. that is a prime cut example of pervertedism.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesaki_Inedia Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I wanna join da moo club!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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