Strangest dreams...

[future girl]

i had this dream where i was trying to meet batman because i had a crush on him, but instead i met this villain guy who looked like dick grayson instead. he had this weird relationship with his sister, like she sorta was in love with him and so when he tried to date other girls she would scare them away. so he had a thing for me and so in order to meet batman i decided i would act like i was in partnership with him to kill batman. soooooo, it was like the afternoon and bruce wayne was making a speech at my school and all through the crowd there was like a group of dancers dressed in business suits dancing and prancing all over the place. so then after the speech i have to cross some swamp, but before i do i see one of the dancers who has blonde hair. i look at him and then call him a loser, we exachange a few words about how the dancing has to do with a televisions show and that it's gonna be a big hit. then he disappears and so i take off my highheels and cross the swamp. btw, i am wearing panty hose and i can feel that awkward wetness that comes when you submerge your panty hosed legs in water. anyway, i get out and go into like this temple like place and i look for the villain guy. so i go and there's this room that's hidden by a curtain type thing so i sorta push it aside and i see the guy and he's like touching himself while his siter watches him and laughs. he looks so serious and mad about it too. so i go, very loud and right in his ear EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and then i walk out take off my panty hose and lay down on a step. then i wake up. that dreams kinda sad, i never got to meet batman :(

[Kesaki_Inedia]

lol, I'm not sure what dreams mean but if anyone out their likes translating dreams i'm sure they'd have a feild day in this thread. ^_^

[Marron347]

I had a really weird dream recently in which my dead grandmother picked me up from school, but it wasn't even my school. It was this huge school that had these big white pillars right outside the front doors. And anyway, when I saw my grandma I ran up to her crying "Nana, Nana!"(because that is what I used to call her when she was alive)and I gave her a big hug. And it was really weird because she was all glowing this crazy golden glow like an angel or something. Anyway after that we went back to her house, but it wasn't her house, it was way different, some place I had never seen before. But I didn't seem to notice that or the weird light surrounding my grandmother.

That dream seems like it should have freaked me out or made me wake up in the middle of the night crying or something, but it didn't. I just woke up and stared at the wall for a really long time. Then I just went about my day like usual. But now I'm starting to wonder about what it could mean if it means anything at all.

[Terpischore]

[color=0eade7]Well...i'm sorta good at interpreting dreams.

[b]Superstar Dreams:[/b] You either want to meet this superstar or want to have a relationship with him/her, or just get to know him. Haha sorry, there were too many dreams w/ superstars..i'll try to interpret the next ones..

[b]Marron:[/b] You may have just wanted to see your grandmother again, and you did. Possibly, if she had come back, everything would be different..i.e. your school and your grandmother's home. ::shrug::

[b]XeEmO:[/b] Perhaps you just wanted to beta test for Velegant and you were wanting Adam's approval...the petting. And about the stuff at the school..maybe you're hoping for changes in your school? And, as you guessed...the AIM thing probably meant that you needd to get out of the house more. :)

[b]Bandit:[/b] Maybe you wanted to meet your crush at a gathering, and you probably wanted him to show some affection toward you...but maybe the dream is telling you that once you get to know him he's quite different on the inside (british accent). When you freaked out, it might have been because you didn't want him to change..and you wanted to get away from it all. The blood and bones...maybe you're afraid of a danger that's threatening your friends at the moment? about your step dad... whoa. I don't know what that's about...maybe...your afraid that your step dad has something to do with your friend's lives? Maybe he has something to do with it..or connected in some way...I really dont know about that.


That's all i'm doing tonight..i may do some from the other page later..[/color]

[Syk3]

Last night I had a very strange dream about [b]Semjaza Azazel[/b]. oO; Don't look at me, lol.

Let's start from the beginning; it's a very strange dream. Okay, I was working on the computer one night and for some reason, I was tempted to download this certain file. Soo, I started downloading it, but it was taking a REALLY long time. So then we went in the car to go on a trip, and I brought the computer so that the file could keep downloading. How it stayed plugged into the wall the whole time is beyond me. The dream is really fuzzy for me after that. The bits and peices that I remember are that I took the computer over to my brother's friend's house, and his friend decided to turn it off, so I got really pissed. Then somehow I met Semajaza as he was driving down the road or something, and then he drove me to his house, and...it was just really weird. I had my cat with me too, so I put him down and he started running around and climbing through his walls. Then, uhh...*thinks* [i]something[/i] happened that made a few of his computers blow up (Sem had about 5 computers). Then he started eating rats in his house, and it was just....the strangest dream I've ever had. How the [i]hell[/i] did something like that get started? o_O;;;

[Dragon Fou Lu]

I've had several weird dreams so i'll stick down a few :)

1) i dreamt that i was put in a jail for a crime i didn't commit and my cellmate was huckleberry finn (enough said on this one i think :p)

2) in this dream i dreamt i was being chased by a HUGE cigarrette
(the last ad i saw on my tv was one on how to quit smoking :p)

3) in this Dream Pokemon and FFVII combined into one and Misty teamed up with Yuffie to steal the materia (which was in several pokeballs O_O )

anyways if i remember any more i'll put them down.

[animeforever105]

All of my dreams are wierd! I'm not joking they are. Here is one of them.

I was at this marketplace in Beaverton,OR with my best friend. Both our mom's were there. They got in the car so we walked over towards them to get in the car. Our moms told us "No,it's only twenty miles to the house so we could walk or something." We were freaked out. "what the heck? Why do we have to walk?"
So we walked about a mile when we saw a car in a ditch. We went over to it and saw that it was still had the keys in it. I don't know how, but we were able to get in the car and drive out of the ditch. I was driving since I was 1/2 a yr. older. We still were underage for driving though. Anyways, we get to this intersection and instead of the light being green it was blue. ??? To the left of us were 3 guys from our school that were also driving a car. (probably from a ditch) The light for us turned blue and we started to drive. The guys light was still red but the went anyways and almost hit us. They kept driving around in circles trying to ram us. One of the guys was screaming,"I don't want to go to jail! Stop the car!" Another guy was yelling at him to shut up
and the other was just grinning as he drove. My teacher from 6th grade showed up and said that there was only one way to fix this problem. She put me and my friend on a green train and the guys along w/the rest of my class from 6th grade on a pink train. There were 2 tracks that eventually turned intio one track. It was a race. We set off. We were winning but there was a big loop-de-loop that I didn't want to risk taking. The pink train had one later down so they decided to take it. The train fell of the track when it got to the top of the loop and everybody was injured. The teacher
opens up a safe that is in the tunnel and pulls out a medicine kit. We never did get home.

[Guest Randleman]

[color=crimson]Well, this isn't a strange dream, but it was the best one I ever had. And it happened last night.

imagine (well you can't, but I can) the 10 hottest girls from my junior year and from the senior class that just graduated, all in sexy black lingerie, all in a big group shower room, all dripping wet from the water, all wanting to have sex with me.

that was my dream last night. :D :D :D[/color]

[Kitty]

My dreams all come from too many video games, but they're cool and weird at the same time. Here's one:

I started out in a dungeon from the .hack//sign video game. I walk through a door and run into Goku, Gohan, and Trunks(either legacy of goku 2 or DBZ budokai). They tell me that they're meeting someone in Bikini Bottom(spongebob employee of the month). We fly off together and land in Rock bottom. I ask Goku,"Why are we here?" He says,"Um..I dunno?" They dissapear and so does Rock Bottom. I am twirling down into a place that looks like the Underground Channel(darkcloud 2). There I meet my boyfriend(real life) and he says,"Check your e-mail." (I'd have to say this comes from aol). Finally I am in my room in front of my computer. Everything seems normal. It isn't. Seto(duelist of the roses) shows up saying that to become the queen of videogames (which I believe I'm quite close to achieving) i'd have to beat Ash's *** in a pokemon battle(where do you think?). I do this and then I hear the music from Virtua Fighter 4, I get up and kick Kage's ***(something I'd never be able to do) and then I'm sitting in Homer Simpson's pink car(simpson's road rage). I drive around, and then the place turns into Vice City, and I'm killing people left and right(GTA: Vice City). I am then woken up by my radio/alarm.

Weird huh? Not as weird as one my cousin had. If he ever signs up, maybe he'll tell you.

[Bandit Joeykuba]

I had this one the other day:

It started off in a classroom. My friends and I were rushing to get seats, cause it was a free seating arrangement day. My best friend and I got seats next to each other and my other two friends were somewhere else.

Suddenly the classroom became a larger room with at least one hundred people in it. I was missing my pants, but I found them and put them back on. Then this lady was giving out shirts to everyone there. I picked one that said, 'I'm not stoopid' or something like that.

Then I saw this giant demon/dragon flying outside the window, destroying random things. One of my guy friends, Justin, came up beside me and said, "Hey, isn't that the demon we fought before? I thought we sealed him in his portal!"

"Some idiot must have let him out." I replied. I then walked to the back of the room where my best friend was playing quiet ball (mum ball) with some other people. "Hey, me and Justin are gonna fight a demon, wanna come?"

"Nah, I'll stay here." Came the reply. So I went back to where Justin was.

"Let's go kill that demon."

[Guest Seth_Aechi]

My wierdest dream involved the end of the world and a camping trip. That's about all I can remember.

My friend, however, has a dream he calls "the one about that damn horse." It's the middle of winter, but everyone's in his garage wearing shorts ('cause it's 80-something in there.) He has a girl in one arm and a coke or something. Well, this girl he used to like would walk by and mutter something under her breath. But that's minor.

For some reason, one corner of his garage has been replaced by a small fenced-in area, and there's a horse in it (he doesn't own any horses, it's just there.) The area happens to be surrounded by ice.

Anyways, he and the girl in his arms go to see that horse every once in a while. And no matter how hard he tries, no matter what he holds on to, he ends up falling on his *** EVERY time he goes to see the horse. This happens about 3 times, and then he wakes up.

Wierd, no?

[Xai]

I had a dream once where there was an injured dog, which if I remember correctly, was a dalmation down at the creek near my house. I wanted to save it, so I flew down there Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Though it was sort of wierd that I was flying that way since I had the dream before I had ever heard of the movie.:confused:

It was fun...:D I was jumping from house to house off of each roof and gliding to the next. It was a fun dream (with the flying and such) but sort of scary in the sense that if I didn't save the animal, it would die. (I'm an animal lover)

I had to keep going back and forth from the creek and my house because I kept forgetting stuff. That's all I remember since I woke up shortly later.:sweat:

I've had many odd dreams, but that one seems to stick in my mind for some reason more than others.

[GreenEyedDragon]

one time i was little and i dreamed that i was a chinese queen--which was weird in itself because the dynasties are ruled by men--and so i had this baby that could sit in the palm of my hand. So there was this parade, and i looked asian and i was in this HUGE red dress, on my red float, and so i decided to put my baby in my purse. After the parade, my baby was missing, and there was a search party sent out...and then i woke up

[Elk]

Here's the one where i'm a vet:

the dream starts that i'm driving around looking for a job on a pillow that slides along the road. i see this vets office and dive into the parking lot but all the good spaces are taken by real cars so i have to park very and i mean very far away. i get off the pillow and go in to the office and say "im here for a job" the asssistent repiles"go see the boss hes through that door" i walk through the door and it looks like a mall but with animals every where. i walk into the boss' office and say "i want a job" he says "k your hiered" he calls this really big guy and he takes me to my own office. he leaves and i fix up all my things which are strangely in a box next to the desk. i go out to the waiting room and i see inuyasha sitting on a chair i whisper "inuyasha" and blink then hes gone. i then decide to go to the bath room for no good reson and in the bath room theres a bunch a stall and both men and woman use them and theres this guy musculer guy let's call allen and he asks "your a newbie right" and i nod and allen replies "then come with me so i can show u the place we go to get away from work" he moves the sink and we slide down to a secret room with chairs, refirorator, and every thing. allen says "the sinks easy to move so come here any time you want" i look to the left and there are a bunch of weights. thus ending my first day but not the dream.
i drive to work and when i get there i see inuyasha, kagome, and shippo in the waiting room and run over to them. "what are you doing here" i asked "well since inuyasha half human we thought he should get a part time job." i take them to met the boss and he says that the can work there so we're walking through the halls and i notice that inuyasha has black hair and no ears so i say "whet up with inu's hair in not night time and what about his ears" kagome answers "the hairs a wig and his ears are taped down" we walk past this hall where allen and the boss are fighting allen yells "you havent given me a rise even though ive worked here for 10 years" then i say "Inu take care of that" inuyasha say k and leaves to go fight the boss allen is on the floor unconcins and inuyasha defeats the boss in 1 swing every one starts crowdig around him saying thabk you and they carry him, me, kagome, and shippo away to a party and we leave allen behind.

There it is. Happy Dreaming!:sleep:

[HammerBlade]

Now HERE is a wierd dream...:confuse2:

First I dreamt that my younger brother woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me to walk him to the bathroom(this was when we were 6[me] and 4[him] and we didnt like going to the bathroom at night without someone to escort us).

So im walking him to the bathroom, when I wake up, and there he is, nudging me and asking me to walk him to the bathroom. I had to go too, so I took him.

Another weird dream I had was where I dreamt that I was dreaming that I was dreaming that I was dreaming...etc...:wigout: :wow: :confuse2:

Nowadays though, my dreams mostly involve video game/anime characters and having typical RPG type adventures. (Want to hear one of THESE types of dreams? then PM me cause I dont wanna make people read a post that long)

[Xai]

[COLOR=red]I just remembered a wierd dream I had when I was 2 (and I STILL remember it).

I dreamt I was being chased by an evil vaccum cleaner in my living room... It could talk...:nervous: Very disturbing dream, especially for a 2 year old. I don't remember what it said, but I eventually beat it by cornering it behind the couch and pushing the couch back on it so it couldn't get free...:eek:[/COLOR]

[nezzyjean]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=orange]When i was really little, i had this dream that cruella deVille was my aunt, and her, my mom, and i were all going to the mall, and "aunt cruella" was driving. I was in the back seat and i saw that there was a knife with the initials "CD" on it...and it had a red sheath..and it was dagger sized, and was in between the two front seats. I dont kno how, but i knew she was gonna kill my mom...so when we stopped i jumped out of the car and started running..and of course my mom followed..and then i told her we had to hide from cruella, who was screaming at us to get back there..and was running across the parking lot like a mad woman..dagger in hand. me and my mom ran into the bathroom, and i ran into a stall..and locked the door...the only empty stall had a locked stall..so my mom was crawling under the door and cruella was in the bathroom by then, and she began slicing at my mom's legs...then she laughed histarically, and one of the ladies in the other stall called the cops, i was sitting with my feet on top of the toilet in my stall so cruella wouldnt find me. So when the cops showed up they got the crime scene..and got cruella out of there...after everyone was gone, I left my stall, and stared at my mom's dead body..and I sat on the bathroom floor, all alone, and I cried:bawl:. Then i woke up. It scared me to death:nervous:. I had that dream 3 times...but it was a looong time ago.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Stuart]

I dreamed that little ghost monkeys came out of my floor flew up to my bed and dragged me down to hell... :devil:

It is because of that dream, I am forever disturbed by monkeys :nervous:

[future girl]

once i dreamt that i was naked in my bedroom and instead of my private area there was a white plastic box with blue buttons. then this man comes in and we're gonna get it on O_o appearently the guy does his thing and then leaves, even though he never took off his suit. so then i cross the hall and go into the bathroom and i notice that my mouth has this awkward scum over it, so i start to peal it away and then this translucent goo vaguely resembling hand sanitizer began to drip from my nose and eyes. odd, no? o_O

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue][size=1]You people are all amateurs. I have weird dreams on a nightly basis.

Last night: There was a huge pack of enormous (dinosaur size) metal orange and yellow centipedes with about five hundred teeth bounding around the city devouring everyone in sight. I went to the top of a tall tower to escape, but the head centipede burrowed up through the concrete and got right in my face. It opened it's mouth (it's very big mouth) to swallow me, but I used telekinesis and threw it off the side. I just watched at the centipedes bounded through the ground like dolphins do in water. Then the whole city flooded to the point where everything was covered but me. Then I woke up.

They reminded me of the snakes in that one level of "Battletoads" on original Nintendo.

Okay, so that's not too incredibly weird. But keep in mind that I have these kind of dreams every night.

I have other types of dreams but they are too disturbing to reveal here.[/color][/size]

[Sara]

[size=1]My carnivorous frog beats your giant centipedes. :toothy:[/size]

[Lady Macaiodh]

[COLOR=darkblue][size=1]No, no, no. You didn't see them! They were the size of a skyscraper! And they looked like big tentacles, like in the movies. And they had anntenas.[/size][/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Semjaza Azazel [/i]
Perhaps that I'm keeping myself from saying things I know I should say. [/QUOTE]

[COLOR=darkblue][size=1]I know what it is. It's that you want to come over here and make fabulous love to me. :naughty:[/size][/COLOR]

[Semjaza]

I must confess, you got me. My secret is out.

You mentioned Battletoads... :love:

[OlgaTheDwarf]

A picture of the United States in tight white brand underwear.:D

But hey I blame it on the pudding pops.

Edit- Please excuse my blatant Strong Bad rip-off.

[DeviLina]

i dreamt i was in the game Fatal Frame and as i walked past a poster the guy in poster came out and attacked me
but before i died completely i healed myself
that's when i woke up

nice dream, no?