Guest dayday Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Okay, I've seen a few threads that tried to be the humor ones. But since the one vicky had up was wrecked by JC I thought I'd start one a little different. Okay, just put the funniest thing that's ever happened to you. But sadly I can not put anything. Everything that's ever happened to me was something bad like some have found out in my last thread here or just accidents like flipping off swings. So without further ado let the good times roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Change Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Hmmm lots of funny stuff has happened to me from taking chunks of flesh off my scalp...But let's pick something more recent... I went out with this girl, and she lied about herself, and lied to herself about me...She then sprung religious fundamenalism on me and broke up with me (I think it's funny a fundie would keep going out with an Atheist when it was announced on the first date)...Anyhow, I think it's a hoot...It's also sad that the dark ages have not ended for some people (kinda sad cause she is reallllly bright, and a nice person otherwise, but having a slightly disturbed home life early on with a SUPER fundie father could mess anyone up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star I Am Not Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Plenty of odd stuff has happened, but I probably can't remember them all. Would- ah, now I remember one. I'll quote from my blog, to have an idea what happened: [quote]Ok, yesterday was just plain ODD. First. Art class. It went okay, we got the lettering of the OMGHUGEBIGASS inspirational poster done. At last. Except Brett and Kyle kept making lots of sludgey green muck with the paint and smearing it EVERYWHERE. and Justin coudn't mind his own ******* business and kept annoying my group. -_- The sole thing I'm not forgetting is that, when I changed the water for our paint, when I sat down and started paintig over the lettering witha fresh blue coat, I PICKED UP THE CUP AND DRANK FROM IT. Yes, the cup we were using to wash our paintbrushes with. THANK GOD it was clean.[/quote] :sick: Unless, of course, you mean this silly conversation between me and a friend, while playing a MMORPG: Me: SWEET! NEKO BAND! Friend: Yay. You know, I have tons of those in storage. Me: Yeah, I know. Friend: ....What DON'T you know? Me: Uhh... I dunno. Friend: XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posthumous Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [font=MS Song][size=3]Hmm....funniest thing that ever happened to me...probably getting hit by a car, but that's not funny...Probably when I threw-up on my first date...[/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegitto4 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I'll see if i can remember some, and then post them. betwen me and my friends, there are alot of funny things, but most of them, you have to be there. OH! here's one. I was at work, and my boss had said something, and i flipped him off and said "Reflex" at the same time. he then flipped me off, and said" Automatic", but what was funny, was when one of the cooks came out from the cooking table, and pulled his middle fingers up, flipped both of us off, and said" manual" it was hilarious. Another one. I was folding pizza boxes, and they were slightly retarded. Not perfectly straight when i began folding them, kind of bent because of the way they were sitting. I said " these boxes are retarded" and as soon as i finished one, a whole stack fell from a ledge onto my head. Then, there was a friend of mine that works with me. he's a driver, and he made a salad one day. He was getting ready to put ranch on it, when he sat down, and the found his ranch on his butt. it was generally funny, but the fatc that he's gay, made it more interesting. Good thing he had a good sense of humour about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celia Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [color=0099FF][size=1] *thinks* My brother sat on my face while I was lying down on my bed, and he farted on me.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dayday Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Celia [/i] [B][color=0099FF][size=1] *thinks* My brother sat on my face while I was lying down on my bed, and he farted on me.[/color][/size] [/B][/QUOTE] Eww, that's disgusting. I would have killed him for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleanor Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [size=1] On the day before New Years Eve in 1999 in New York, I rolled down our car window and screamed the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song. [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Does this mean funny as in ironic? Well. Yesterday I bought a Sega Saturn from a friend. I've wanted to get my hands on one for a while. It even has Nights, on of my alltime favorite games. Twenty-three games total. One-hundred bucks. I get it home, unpack it, and realize that i don't have the right TV connecter. I'm going to have to go buy a new one. Bummer. That's about it. I'll post again when I think of somehting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesaki_Inedia Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 One time in third grade I was tripped by a really mean prep and my head landed face first into a HOT fifth grad guys lap. I still can't get over it. Oh and one time I sat on my brother and he farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dayday Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Okay, this isn't very funny but I laughed at it anyway. Once while I was at my grandma's house I was on my cousin's swing set. I out her in my lap and started to swing. My butt slipped off the seat and I flipped back. I held on to my cousin so she wouldn't fall and the the swing was still coming back and my head was on the ground. So my head head slid across the ground and dirt was everywhere in it. And there were four people there and only one didn't laugh. That was my little cousin who helped me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayokano Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [COLOR=darkblue]Well,this is the funniest thing that has happen to me. In 4th grade I was acting all cool and that,and had on baggy shorts that keep on falling down,and I pulled them up.Well at the end of the day,we go to the cafetria(sp?)and I get ready to go.Oh,by the way,almost everybody was there.My baggy pants fell all the way down(thank god I was wearing boxers).It was a good thing nobody looks at me,well there was some,but they are taken care of if you know what I mean :p [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerBlade Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 This probably isn't the FUNNIEST thing that ever happened to me but I cant remember what was the FUNNIEST so I just tell you THIS story instead... Me and my younger bro were at the mall to get our friend a GBA game for his birthday. We went to Electronics Boutique(or EB 'fer short). My bro got him a copy of TLoZ: A Link to the Past. I got him a copy of Advance Wars because he is into Warcraft III and Starcraft. (Plus I also kind of wanted a copy and he could share:D) Our eldest bro was driving us home when my younger bro handed me Advance Wars and said "heres your game." Overcome by temptation, I took it and said "Uh, yeah, right, thanks...:shifty:" I mean, we were really only gonna get him TLoZ:aLttP anyway, soooo... I eventually told my younger bro about this, but I dont think I've ever told my friend.:rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Fou Lu Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 me and a bunch of my friends went into a shop to look around and we usually hit signs that hang from the roof (just to prove that we can reach them :p) anyways my first friend hit the sign, then the second , third and fourth. but when i hit the sign it falls down and smacks me in the back of the head :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishie Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 [COLOR=crimson]Hmmm..the funniest thing to ever happen to me? O_o *twitches and blushes*[/color] [COLOR=crimson] I was helping my mother clean out the fliter to our fish-pond when i was about 12..i slipped and fell in the pond ~_~!! But this was no ordinary pond O_o..its was deeeep, i distinctly remember the water actually coming up to my elbows *twitches*[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 [size=1]This isn't the funniest thing to ever happen to me, but it made me laugh when it happened a couple nights ago. I was talking with a couple of my friends one evening--It was late, and I kept scrambling words and phrases. This was the third time I'd messed up. [b]Sara[/b]: Hey--have you read the [i]My Teacher is an Alien[/i] books? [b]Christen:[/b] What're they about? [b]Dave:[/b] A kid who finds out his teacher is an alien. [Duh.] [b]Sara:[/b] They're by Cruce Bro--[i]wow.[/i] Cruce Broville. *laughs* [i]Bruce Coville[/i]. Wow, that's the third time tonight. [b]Dave:[/b] No officer, I'm not drun-- *stops* No, I'm not drunk, offi-- *stops again* I'm not drun-- [b]Christen:[/b] What...? [b]Dave[/b]: WOW. [i]I'm so sober I can't talk drunk![/i] He was trying to say, "No, drunk--I'm not ociffer!" but just couldn't get it out, heh. I thought it was funny. [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braidless Baka Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 [size=1][color=red]One of the funnier things to happen to me recently... wasn't the funniest ever... but it's the first one that springs to mind... Doukeshi03 and I were staying at Kal's one night (we know each other offline ^_^), and we went out to get food. This was pretty much the conversation: [b]Kal:[/b] Baka, what do you want? [b]Me:[/b] FOOOOOOD! [b]Kal:[/b] ¬_¬;; Yeah... Okay... What [i]kind[/i] of food? [b]Me:[/b] FOOOOOOOOOD!! [b]Doukeshi:[/b] *sweatdrops* Urmm... [b]Kal:[/b] I'll only ask this one more time... What do you- [b]Me:[/b] FOOOOOOOD!! @.@! [b]Doukeshi:[/b] *sighs* It's like babysitting a five-year-old... [b]Me:[/b] FOOOOOOD!! [b]Doukeshi:[/b] *sternly* Stop saying that or you're getting [i]nothing[/i] [b]Me:[/b] *silence* Heh... After a few seconds we all cracked up - I kept repeating "FOOOOOD" all night. They got sick of me after a while - can't think why O_o;;[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 This waas when I was little... Back then I was terified of ants. IN the backyard, I got ants in my slippers, I removed the slippers and ran back into the yard. I lunged at the entrance and I crashed into the glass. Fortunately I didn't get that hurt, or brok the glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenEyedDragon Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 heheh...my friend kelsey was over, and we were having a grand time, and i got onto the subject of the Freak Test online, and a particular quiestion. "have you ever sat in your front yard with a hairdryer and pointed it at cars just to see if the would slow down?" well, she thought it was great and that we should do it. So we'd been eating our salsa and chips and so i retrieve the hairdryer and she gets the food, and we go out there and sit. it started to drizzle...but we ignored it. so we're sitting here with all our stuff and she tells me this story about how kristina and her were outside waiting for someone and this ant got on her toe or something and she was hopping around in the middle of the street with her hands full and an itchy toe and made kelsey scratch it for her...that alone was a funny story, but 'tis not the end. So the only car that drives by is full of these big black guys, and we decided not to point it at them for fear that they would shoot back....O.o so we got bored and ran out of food and the exact moment we came inside there was a total cloudburst and the rain..it was just POURING. it was very eerie, to say the least, but it cracked us up...i'm going to assume that you had to be there, because we are total freaks and whenever we're together we think things hilariuos that 'normal' people would find stupid, or annoying, or just plain jane...ah well...be that way, if you will, and i'll be DIFFERENT! *evil laughter takes over the background music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpischore Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 [color=b60039]Well, this happened today, at colorguard practice..me and Alex [/color]([color=green][b]GreenEyedDragon[/b][/color])[color=b60039] were walking down the hall trying to find a bathroom during our like, ten minute break..and so we go to the stage..locked. The upstairs! Locked. TO P-HALL!! ....LOCKED. (P-hall was funny because we couldn't find it like the week before) and so i was like "I really have to pee!!" and then she was like "Well, go pee in the water fountai-" And I don't know what happened, I laughed so hard, spit came flying outta my mouth and I just collapsed, laughing hysterically. It was the funniest thing. Then Alex like collapsed against a table to keep HERself from falling..it was funny...but not the funniest thing that's ever happened to me..i'll have to think on that..[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtakuSennen Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Hm... This is hard... Most of the time nothing interesting happens in my existence.. But I got my friend to spray tons of pepsi out of his nose when I said, in a highly freaky voice, "booooooooooooooooooooooogerrrrrrrrrr" and coke sprayed all over the rest of the people at the table.. It was quite pleasant. ^_^ That day was fun.. 6th grade dance.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oyeah Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Funniest thing? I'm a walking joke! Here's one of my moments! Me talking to a "friend". Me: God, Seth is an *******! He's acting like a friggin' dickhead! Jas: Quiet! He'll hear you! Me: Relax man, these doors are soundproof! Jas: What about the walls? Me: ! Let's just say Seth and I never really got on after that. Actually I called him a whole lot of other things. Just use your imagination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guess? Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 The funiest thing that ever happened to me was about 3 weeks ago. I was told as a chore to clean my back yard and take out this trash bin that smelt horrible. The thing was full of decaying peaches, water, and dog crap.the thing was to heavy to lift by myself so i got my little brother to help me lift it. The thing was still pretty damn heavy so i decided to tip it and drain the water. Very bad idea! All the water poured out and so did the smell, but now it was alot worst and my little brother couldn't stop throwing up. I was laughing so hard i wet myself, then my dad walked out saw my little brother throwing up and me pissing in my pants turned around and went back inside with a confused look on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oyeah Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I just remembered another one! A few friends of mine were over at my place one day. Steve was hungry... Steve: What are these brown thingies I found in your cupboard? Me: They're chocolates. You can have some if you like. He sat down next to me and ate all five of them. Little did he know that they weren't chocolates, that htey were really laxatives! He was in the toilet for a good couple of hours. Did I tell him afterwards that they were laxatives? Nah! I think he knows though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XBebop Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Well, i tripped down the stairs and knocked over some old people on my first date :sweat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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