RPG Insania!!!

[Psycho]

Honks woke up staring into his Bluck's face.

Honks-Ahhhhh!!
Blucky-Bwack!!!
Honks-Don't do that, Blucky! Get off!

Blucky hopped off the bed and waddled over to the Holo-Calendar.

Blucky-Bwack!!
Honks-Oh, right! Today's the Quoman Festival! Think about it, Blucky.
Everyone celebrating the Comig of Quoman 400 years ago.Food and Chicken GALORE!!! And I guess they'll be some other stuff...like dancing and KaraQuoke. But the CHICKEN!!! OH, THE CHICKEN!!!

Honks started runnining around the room, drooling. Blucky following him.

Honks-Come on, Blucky! Let's GOOOOO!!!

Honks grabbed Blucky and his Umbrella, slammed open the door and run outside screaming

Honks-Chicken!Chicken!Chicken!Chicken!Chicken!
Blucky-Bwack!

The streets of Festival City were swarming with people. But not with faces of Joy. Oh, no...These were faces of Horror! Honks squeezed between everybody to get a good look at what was so exciting. But he wished he didn't. In the Festival Square, a Giant dark figure was standing. This was the horrible beast that was in all the Insanian Fairy Tales. THE GRAND TONK!!! The Grand Tonk looked at Honks in horror and winced. He raised his hand and smacked Honks.

Several Hours later...

Honks woke up with pain in his left cheek. But he knew what had happened. In all the Stories, there was 6 people who had banished The Grand Tonk. He Knew that that was the only explanation for that.....attack. He led Blucky home, hired a Bluck-sitter and went to the Town Gate with only his Umbrella and his...uh...cap...

You guys just do the intros for your characters. And sorry this is late, I was not home most of the day.

P.S. This supposed to be a Comedy/Adventure. It won't always be gloomy like that. Not after we all meet up.

[Zen]

(Happy Fun Time Song playing)
"Hy Kids! Its Happy Fun Time Chain SAw Man here to give all you happy children your free Happy Fun Time Chain Saws. Gather around kids don't crowd." FT said as he passed out chain saws to the happy children of Insania. "heres your chainsaw. Happy Quoman Day."

FT countinued down the road towards the main festival when all of a sudden a big flash of light blinded FT and he could just barley make out a silhooette of of what seemed to be the Grand Tonk from the fairy tales.

FT woke up many hours later in the street and saw his truck was destroyed. "Oh My TONK. THE HAPPY FUN TIME CHAIN SAW TRUCK! ITS RUINED. I SHALL KILL WHO EVER DID THIS TO YOU. I SHALL WREAK MY HAPPY FUN TIME CHAIN SAW WRATH ON THE GRAND TONK!" FT said in a blind fury.

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OOC: That was beutiful*sniffle*.

[Shippo]

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Willy, a small boy, who's best friend was a squirrel woke up on a sunny day. He called his squirrel "bob" (lol)
Bob is always on Willys shoulder..and i mean ALWAYS. Willy and Bob, dont go anywhhere alone.
Willy woke up and looked around.
[b]Willy[/b] Where are ya Bob!?
He looked around some more
[b]Willy[/b] BOB?!?!!?
He looked around more and more
[b]Willy[/b] Those evil Blucks didnt kidnap you did they!?! What am i gonna do...
He looked to his shoulder.
[b]Willy[/b] Oh there you are.
He said in a not-surprised voice.
willy jumped up, and put on his yellow-backpack.
He went outside for his morning walk.
[b]Willy[/b] Lalalalalala.
Willys terrible singing voice filled the streets.
[b]???[/b] Shuddup...
Said a deep voice
[b]Willy[/b] Who in carnations(the ice-cream) name are you!?!
[b]??[/b] ....The Grand Tonk...
The Grand tonk smacked willy in the face. And he fell to the floor.
Hours, and i mean HOURS later he woke up.
[b]Willy[/b] Was it something i said...?
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[Circ]

K(a)K-05.10.5 (Often nicknamed Kak, Zero-Five-Ten or Kakosios) had never asked more than being a faithful servent to the habitants of the city. After all, insanian robotics weren't [i]that[/i] advanced yet.

His logics remained just as performant as a human's, however, and these logics still didn't understand why he couldn't remember his normal tasks. It must have been the thwack from the Grand Tonks that had dammaged his memories.

Sure, he did know Insanian history (He'd existed for much longer than most Insanians), but he wasn't scared by the Tonk. That would have been illogical. After all, he wasn't programmed for fear. He was a bit worried about his destruction, but that was another matter altogether. This thwack proved he was most evidently one of the few chosen to destroy the Tonk. He looked around himself, noticing a large plate or tray. Something into his ravaged memories told him it was his, by such he took it and walked away, looking for other Chosen.

Now the question was: How in holly Insania do you tell someone is a chosen one??

[Zen]

FT roamed around in an insane wreck. Onc the happy, jolly man who gave all the happy children there Happy Fun Time Chain Saws, now a pyschopathic wreck since the destruction of the happy fun time truck. He searched and searched for a lead on ther GRand Tonk. He then saw a strange green robot roaming on his path. "HAPPY FUN TIME DIEEE!!!" FT insanely screamed as he jumped at the robot.

"Wait,Wait. I have something to tell you!" The robot said.

"Something to tell?" FT said while pyschopathicically turning his head too the side.

[Psycho]

Honks moved along the path leading to some town that Honks really didn't care about right then and there. He felt a slight drizzle and opened his umbrella. He kept walking for a few minutes, when he heard a rumble. The ground split open and a dark figure rose out of the ground.

Honks-Oh, my GOD!!!

A tonk, with a big mohawk rose up out of the ground and hurtled forward towards Honks.

BATTLE!!!!

Honks vs. Tonk

Honks jumped up and smacked the Tonk in the face.
Tonk raised a HUGE fist and pounded Honks into the ground.
Honks was knocked out for a few seconds, but then woke up.
Tonk raised his fist again and sended it slamming into the ground, narrowly missing Honks.
Honks raised his head in blind fury and jumped, landed in front of the Tonk and Smacked him with all his might.
Tonk falls unconsious and dissapears.

HONKS WINS!!!

Honks rubbed the bruise on his head and kept walking.


That's the battle system, folks!! It's basically just high-paced storytelling. It starts with BATTLE!!!, then goes into

Blank vs Blank.

And then the fight starts. The attacks are kinda blended in with the text. You don't go "Honks uses Umbrella Smack!" You just say that you did what your attack does. Your "attacks" are just what you are able to do with your weapon. You'll learn "cool moves" later on, With the coming of QuoQuo Magic.

[Shippo]

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Willy woke up and walked around. The light rain trickled on his orange hair.
[b]Willy[/b] Whadda boring day, huh Bob?
[b]Bob[/b] Cheek Cheep Ckeek
Said the sqyuirrel.
[b]Willy[/b] What?!?! A killer dog!?
He looked forward. A brown cat curled its tail.
Willy backed away.
[b]Willy[/b] AHH!! Go get him bob!

[i]BATTLE[/i]
DooDododoodododo(Final Fantasy 7 Battle Theme XD)
[b]Kitty "Killer Dog" Fizzy vs Willy and Bob[/b]
Bob jumped off Willy's shoulder and scratched Kitty "Killer Dog" Fizzy.
Kitty "Killer Dog" Fizzy counter attacked with a Furball.
Bob the Squirel leaped out of the way dodging the trecurous attack.
He used his Squirrel ""gas"" and Kitty "Killer Dog" Fizzy was knocked out x_X
Bob and Willy win by Knockout!

Bob jumped back on Willy's shoulder, as they celebrated.
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[Psycho]

Where is everybody?